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BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 10:51am On Oct 13, 2022
Signing out...
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ:
qtguru:
I like the first line of the proposal, you responded to their problem.
No he did not.
I'd be more excited about the proposal if he
1.
2.Gave an idea - for example....

I have a great idea that fits perfectly with your project..

We'd have to write this coming from the perspective of a certified parent-child psychologist, so readers can feel connected and feel the thrill.

3. Asked her the target audience for the book - Americans? Europeans?or the general public as a whole.
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 10:45am On Oct 13, 2022
Jaycobbs:
Alright, cool.

So I've attached the job post and the proposal.
the highlighted part is where you got it wrong..

Clients do not give a hoot about your past achievements.

When you begin a proposal, IMMEDIATELY proffer a solution to their project.
It makes you standout from the beehive of spammers and copy paste time wasters.

The First thing the client sees are the first two lines of your proposal, so you need to make it as ATTENTION GRABBING as possible.

I've been on upwork for 9 years now, and it gets easier with time.

You'd get to the level where churning out job winning proposals will be second nature.


Remember, HOOK your clients with the first two sentences, and you've got a good chance of winning the job....

Again, here's another mistake rookies make...


When the client interviews you, ASK questions.

Don't just swallow everything they say hook.line.sinker...
Yhis gives them the impression that you're genuinely interested in making their lives better...

Wish everyone all the best.
I'm out of the thread..

BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 9:56am On Oct 13, 2022
Jaycobbs:
Wow. I see what you mean by "adrenaline-pumped" theme.

You said you wrote a best-selling book.

Did you really?

LIke if it was ghostwritten, were you able to know where and when it was published and the title under which it was published?

I've written several books for clients but I never know what happens after I get paid.
share me a sample of your proposal. I'd see where you're going off
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 9:42am On Oct 13, 2022
Jaycobbs:
grin

Just for ten minutes. You can take it down after that.

I no dey carry shoulder. I came to learn

Don't mind the nigga talking like he's the one that sent you work.
removing in 5 minutes
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ:
onlinestaff2020:
Talk is cheap and you keep on rambling by missing the salient point - PROPOSAL LETTER.

You only showed the project, price and naivety of the client but intentionally left what others are looking for to improve in attracting gigs - PROPOSAL LETTER.

You succeeded in giving sweet yearnings about your prowess winning bids to projects with a new account and downgraded the - PROPOSAL LETTER.

Oga, show us the PROPOSAL LETTER.
I don't owe you shit Niqqur
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ:
This is for Motivational purposes only, not to put any one down or brag..

This came in just now. A completely new profile as well...




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BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 7:03am On Oct 13, 2022
pocohantas:
We dey wait. cheesy
my proposals change every day..
I never use the same proposal twice..
Take a cue


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BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 6:45am On Oct 13, 2022
My proposal.

Clients do not give two shi*s about your achievements, but how you can help them.
Focus on proffering your client solutions in your proposals, and use a conversational and adrenaline pumping themed style to win them over..

Maybe because I didn't submit many proposals last month, but I averaged about $9k on upwork only.

Think out of the box my people
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ:
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BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ:
pocohantas:
You have been saying this and I am sure everyone has heard you. Maybe for once you should do something different - SHOW US HOW YOU WRITE YOUR PREMIUM PROPOSALS.

Good morning!
I'd share a snippet of that particular proposal that won this job. Not much by my standard, but with a completely new profile? A feat!
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by OfficialDJ: 6:08am On Oct 13, 2022
I keep telling you all struggling to get jobs, quit the bullshitting and submit IRRESISTIBLE proposals.

Here's an example - a completely new profile with zero earnings, reviews etc earning an easy peasy job for $1100.


Work on your proposals people. Trigger the child in your clients and you'll always smile.

Dj

Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz GLK Or CLA : Which Is Better ? by OfficialDJ: 4:19pm On Oct 12, 2022
brain54:
I love the cla…


Looks classy. Like a fine sexy chick.
Never been a fan of the GLK. Too bulky for me.
But that cla…am gonna wife her!
you know nothing about cars then
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz GLK Or CLA : Which Is Better ? by OfficialDJ: 4:15pm On Oct 12, 2022
Glk.

The cla looks good on the outside, but nobody wants to drive that front wheel drive shit
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by OfficialDJ: 9:09pm On Oct 11, 2022
palmshots:
I think this is debatable tho I use to hold this believe.
I currently have a girl that lives closeby. I did the freindzoning rather than she doing it. She prepare me proper meals most times when I'm hungry with better champagne/wine or spirits being gifted to her from her toasters or guys wey wan knack her.
I think what she's benefiting from me also is my occasional time with her and the good vibes I spread across.
On her birthday she gave me #150k mint to spray her alongside other people that sprayed her . Well,she might be using it to play a game so people can compete with my spending but it's none of my business as long as it's not my money.
But my point is , you can become a friend with a girl just by your own terms and not catching any mumu feelings.
Maybe if some of this guys know how much the girl is worth them go wipe themselves cord for neck..lol
She's going to the market today and we're having another round of a mini party as always...lol
Note that this girl has a very bigggg ass
cap
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by OfficialDJ: 7:45am On Oct 11, 2022
Morning breakfast.

Car TalkRe: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by OfficialDJ: 10:22pm On Oct 06, 2022
Antihelminth:
How dare you accuse the Germans of making a dash board disgusting ..
I bet you've only been inside an e36
angry grin
Even at that time .the e36 was an engineering master piece
Das Beste oder nichts wink
Car TalkRe: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by OfficialDJ: 9:16pm On Oct 06, 2022
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Car TalkRe: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by OfficialDJ: 9:45am On Oct 06, 2022
kingreign:
Lies or you’re not updated on working on millennial bmws. Up till 2009 bmw still used that pesky yellow orange colour instrument cluster.


Yuck!
this is the only post I agree with you.

Truly disgusting interior dashboard styling...


Looks like Shrek if he went near the sun.
Car TalkRe: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by OfficialDJ: 9:43am On Oct 06, 2022
kingreign:
If bmw are truly worth the hype, why don’t commercial vehicle operators and fleet management use them like the way Japanese vehicles are used. Try using a BMW for bolt or Uber for 4months if it survives it, come tell me how much you spent on maintenance and let a bolt or Uber operator using a Corolla bring his own maintenance log book too!
enjoy your Toyota And infinity jalopies in peace or pieces and stop gallivanting car talk with ridiculous assertions.


One wonders why he hasn't seen a Lexus truck yet...
Beemers are luxury cars, not your Japanese shitty contraptions.
AutosRe: Toks Mercedes Benz GLE53 2022 AMG:118M. by OfficialDJ: 8:33am On Oct 04, 2022
safari0412:
Mr Marketer I have always posted cars this way and I have sold over 100 cars on Nairaland,I post one picture because most times it shows the MB of other pictures are too large and it delays me from posting on other platforms...if you contact me via Whatsapp and you don't get full info then you can come here and write whatever.
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RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by OfficialDJ: 2:58pm On Sep 26, 2022
logicalhumour:
I see that some of you, my lil NPCs think you've got rubber balls, quoting me. It's OK.

Have you read your post to yourself? Are you putting me on a moral path, or reassuring me that there's no sin in pedophilia?

Also, you speak about society saying that we can't f*ck ages below 18. Dear, are you a Nigerian? Lol. In Nigeria, adults can legally f*ck girls of even 14 years. Do these girls not come from families? We're they not given out without machete fights? Lol.

But then how can I expect you to know this about your very own country when you've been unfathomably manipulated by media propaganda (evidently from the list of adult-child wannabes you suggested for me to go after!) F^cking lol. And you don't even see this, hence your irredeemable NPC status. You don't even wonder why the Ariana girl you mentioned alway want to dress, talk and behave like a kid! I'm shakidbg wuth laughtxr asjj I type thiaas.



Listen up, son.
All these words you've copy-pasted from your romance with the media (typical of NPCs) is due to the common assertion that "children can't consent". And this assertion relies on the premise that sex, even when consented to, has some special propensity to cause harm, which it does not. By "a changing society with billions...", I believe your brain is trying to say "Informed consent" —which is an arbitrary legal concept which does not predict outcomes. Doesn't the fact that age of consent was once as low as 7 YEARS in the US (your go to source for conscience) ring a bell in your head? Of course, these no bell in the head of plebs to start with. Lol. Don't take it the wrong way, my friend. I honestly like you, my lil NPC. You might even be my favourite NPC in this thread. Good boy. Who's a good boy! Who's a guh boh! grin


Honesty, I could go on and on until I exhaust every essence of your NPC mind, but I'll hold back, waiting for who'll quote me on this issue. Lol. This is the whole purpose of having NPCs around us...watching them seeth, and get triggered while we suck their energy like sweet nectar.

Have you ever wondered why you deprive the younger girls from enjoying themselves with the older men? And absolutely no issues with a 15 year old boy f^cking the poor girl, depositing his matured semen in her vagina, and fleeing without caring for her? Isn't it amazing how much evil NPCs are capable of perpetrating? F^cking lol.

I have a special connection with the young. They have the purest spirits in human beings —just like myself.

Not all men are capable of having a crystal relationship with the young, it turns out that men are scumbags when it comes to sex, same way we have scumbag 'pedos'. As in, how dare you insinuate that I bought my love with "N200" airtime? This is why adults can never understand the ecstacy of true love. It's all money and calculations after you adult NPCs cross a certain age.

P.S
Lol. My balls! You talking about slavery as a thing of the past is so cringe, my dude. People in your country work for peanuts as minimum wage —that's even for those who work in above average institutions! Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying something is wrong with your slavery: you know, slaves have to exist to serve their masters. Lol. Not even citizens of high earning countries are left out. You. Are. All. Slaves. Lol.

As it turns out, my friend, the human race is inseparable from slavery. However, owing to the kind of slave mentality that has been programmed into you, I'm not sure you'll ever understand the nature and mode of operation of we non-NPCs—your literal masters and -LORDS.

It is part of our plan to get you triggered by political, or religious affiliations among other societal constructs such as how evil a man's attraction to a teen is. We also get you triggered by your emotional affiliations —which is the whole idea of us non-NPCs letting the idea of "Redpill" to flourish. Oops. Scratch that. Lmao. This is partly to keep you in check, my lil NPC friend. Lol. You must not interfere with your f^cking Gods.

Of course, if all men go after the younger, fresher girls, it'll be bad. It's a very bad thing. It's morally, politically, spiritually, and every -ally wrong.

Keep off from underage girls. You're not meant to touch them, lil NPC. Keep your pedo pathetic fingers away from them, you pathetic f*cking mad sick sick sick scum! Don't you know that death to all pedos?

Lolololololololol

What a beautiful day to hang out with my young, fresh girl who happens to be as emotionally true to me as I am to her.
What a m.o.r.o.n

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