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Education › Re: Inter-House Sports: Anambra School Cheerleaders' Dance Moves Cause Uproar (Video by Offpoint1: 11:25pm On Apr 18
BigYash:
This is unacceptable. He must have been violating those kids .. See em hed like grinding stone
If the gender was switch will y'all comment
Politics › Re: 700 Repentant Terrorists Set For Reintegration Into Society by Offpoint1: 8:25pm On Apr 16
Risingblue008:
And it sha never be well with those who proposed this,

What about the family members of those slained soldiers?
And the government thinks dt dey will be happy over it?
Apc is a terrorist party,
Now I knw
A thief will be sentenced to jail, but a terrorist will be freed.. What a country
Business › Re: FG Collects 52 Kobo From Every ₦1 I Make From Selling Cement - Dangote (Video) by Offpoint1: 12:04pm On Apr 16
CodeTemplar:
Is tax based on final cost or on profit? No way govt will make 6k+ from 11k cement.
You mean Dangote will lie on TV? I don't think so
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Blockade Forces More Vessels To Turn Back; Iran Loses $400 Million Day by Offpoint1: 12:01pm On Apr 16
LagosOrigin:
Russia that couldn't defeat small Ukraine 😂😂😂

You're a clown
Tell me which one US has won for the last 50 years.

America films go dey make una think sey US get Godmode button.

Explain why they don't fight war on their own soil, instead load for countries they'll make their battle ground.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Blockade Forces More Vessels To Turn Back; Iran Loses $400 Million Day by Offpoint1: 11:57am On Apr 16
udemzyudex:
You can call China and Russia then, I guess you were in mercury or mars when US seize Russia vessel huh.
Na simple question I ask... What will US do? Blow it up?

I no dey talk of "Seize and return"
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Blockade Forces More Vessels To Turn Back; Iran Loses $400 Million Day by Offpoint1: 10:01pm On Apr 15
If Russia or China decides to Port in Iran what will US do? Blow them up?
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Seeks Husband For Adopted Daughter With Autism by Offpoint1: 1:02pm On Apr 15
Wealthyonos:
Like play like play, be like say I go apply oooo
Guy dey your lane, na me first see the post and I don submit my CV... Abeg wait for another vacancy, help a brother 😂
Politics › Re: Why Did Peter Obi Wear This Cloth To The ADC Congress? by Offpoint1: 12:58pm On Apr 15
helinues:
Everything shouldn't be about politics. Take the sentiment aside.

What exactly is Peter Obi doing amongst those that he can't even wear the same attire with?
So Peter Obi dress style is now your problem... For someone y'all claimed he's politically irrelevant... Funny people.
Romance › Re: How I Almost Slept With A Married Woman Who I Met At The Gym by Offpoint1: 8:15pm On Apr 14
Those going to gym know what's up... Your wife is safer in brothel these days than gym.
Politics › Re: Bandits Torture UNIJOS Student, John Arum Azi, Make Him Denounce Jesus by Offpoint1: 6:00pm On Apr 14
ironheart:
Brand new AK 47, new business men
These don't look like the regular Fulani bandits...
Those guys in the picture are not Hausa, looks like other northern tribes have ventured into kidnapping
Car Talk › Re: Mazda 626: This Car Was ₦1.7M In 2022, Now It Is ₦6.8M In 2026 (Photo) by Offpoint1: 4:22pm On Apr 14
grandstar:
The exchange rate in 2017 was $1- N360

It is now around N1,400.

It being 4 times the price now makes sense.

Bit of good news. The government plans to reduce import duty on cars fron 70% to 40%.

This should reduce car prices by around 20%.

Lets do the maths.

Car cost 4m. Import duty at 70%. That is 2.8m.
When you add 2.8m to 4m, you get 6.8m.

Vs

Car cost 4m. Import duty now at 40%. That is 1.6m. When you add 1.6m to 4m, that is 5.6m.

5.6 divided by 6.8m with give us 80%.

That means that the car price is now 80% of the former price.
What is "Import Duty"? We humans just create problem for ourselves!
P$thetik creature we are.

I see what I like in different locations aka country, I buy with my money, pay for logistics, then I will have to pay yeye individual millions with fancy name import duty... Very funny.

Is import duty money used in building the port?
Phones › Re: 22 Years, One SIM, One Story by Offpoint1: 10:31pm On Apr 11
floss:
How many times have you done welcome back ?

I’ll give you your flowers if you’ve never done welcome back….
Sim chip have lifespan, the older it gets the weaker it gets until it gives up.
Politics › Re: This Was How Bayelsans Welcomed President Tinubu To The Glory Of All Lands by Offpoint1: 10:19pm On Apr 11
Runaway22:
Nothing about the drug president is organic

So they wore yellow and so?

I hope he brought handfan and rice with APC logos on it

Hungry people
95% of those crowds are hungry people who came out for rice.
Nairaland General › Re: Big Cobra Found In The Toilet Of a Man Living In Abuja (photos, Video) by Offpoint1: 10:24pm On Apr 10
SKIPCY:
They usually enter the chamber when very small and wont be able to get out through same way after they're big so they start looking for the next possible exit. They can be in there for years until they find a way out.
Lol, years ke... Feed on what? Shxt?

They wouldn't survive an hour in soakaway heat.
Politics › Re: Maureen Gwacham Under Fire For Seconding Motion She Doesn’t Know About by Offpoint1: 10:08pm On Apr 10
anonimi:
Why wouldn’t they shout Tinubu, since she is following his clueless balablu example huh




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn29b0SkCWU
Lol 😂 what exactly is he saying here? Couldn't watch pass a minute
Health › Re: AS + AS Pregnancy What Should He Do? by Offpoint1: 3:20pm On Apr 09
fixzycode:
Hello Nairalanders, my friend got a lady pregnant and later discovered that both he and the lady's genotype are AS. Now he is confused because the lady is suggesting abortion but he is not In support of that.

He is confused because he don't know if the child will turn out SS but he wants to give luck a chance. Those with experience please advise.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Tell Them to go for CVS test to confirm the genotype of fetus, if the pregnancy is not more than 14 weeks.

Decision should only be made after CVS test


I'm a father of SS child, I'm in the best place to advise you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 1000-41: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Video) by Offpoint1: 3:08pm On Apr 09
Do you guys repeat this thread over and over again or it's new bodies all the time?
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Killing His Wife During Heated Argument by Offpoint1: 9:10pm On Apr 08
Daniel0047:
Actually I pitied him.

See the way I dey like this, I know myself, na cool headed person I fit marry o.

Some vvomen are to bad to relate with.
His life is ruined forever, the family is gone... The kids are orphans now as it stands
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Killing His Wife During Heated Argument by Offpoint1: 3:18pm On Apr 08
tuoyoojo:
See wahala o
I can only imagine how many times he would have replayed this incidence and he would have asked himself why he acted the way he did

Had I known!!!

But e don happen, e don happen
From the pacing around, he's in deep regret already... Still looking like a dream to him
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Killing His Wife During Heated Argument by Offpoint1: 3:17pm On Apr 08
Daniel0047:
You don't fight wom#n, just show them the door if the both can stay.

Life ain't sweet but I won't want it in jail
It's easier to say this when you've not live with abusive woman for just a day.

A disrespectful woman can bring out the anger demon in you and people do unimaginable things in anger.

From the pacing around you can tell the man is in deep regret and yet to understand what has happened... Still thinking it's a dream
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Accepts Trump's 14-day Ceasefire deal, re-opens Strait of Hormuz by Offpoint1: 11:49am On Apr 08
Baddestbiitch:
no go find way warm Eba chop 😂😂😂 you think say USA na your mate. Iran for no open am na make them return them to Stone Age 1000BC
The way una dey one sided pick stories dey amazing.

Iran give their reasons before they can cease fire, US said it'll rather use force and start threatening Iran.... From what you read so far you can see US is ready to listen to those points and Iran has agreed to ceasefire too.

This is a case of 2 of them have dropped their ego are ready to sit on table of reasoning.

Stop acting like Iran agreed to ceasefire because of threats, they simply agreed because US is ready to listen too.
Business › Re: Zenith Bank Chairman Jim Ovia To Pocket ₦50.7 Billion From 2025 Dividend by Offpoint1: 11:31am On Apr 08
If they're making these much profits, then no staff should earn less than 1.5 million.
Travel › Re: Traffic Advisory: Tinubu To Commission Projects In Lagos Today by Offpoint1: 7:47am On Apr 08
Karlovich:
embarassed Sanwu-Olu, where are the body-worn cameras you signed off to security agencies across the state and mandated them to wear them at all times?
😂 Nigeria security agencies go gree wear bodycam? 😂 You believed that?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranians Protect Their Power Plants By Forming Human Chains by Offpoint1: 11:52pm On Apr 07
Ishilove:
Shey una go open the Strait of Hormuz or not? That is my own in this matter. That, and make fuel prize go down.

As for the rest, oloriburuku ni gbogbo yin. Bomboclats.
The Strait isn't close, as far as you're not US allied you're free to access
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's President Pezeshkian Vows To Die As Trump's Deadline Hits by Offpoint1: 11:25pm On Apr 07
lightwind:
Breaking News:
Iran through Pakistan is begging Trump to give them extra 2 weeks to think about what next to do regarding opening the Strait Of Hormuz.

Iran is begging Trump through Pakistan mediators, pm to please temper justice. Give them more 2 weeks to reason about the ceasefire proposal again.🤔😮

I thought Iran was going to hit back immediately.

So why are they begging now
Iran begging? 😂 Follow their official social media pages and stop relying on western media influenced media houses.

Trump said he'll wipe out all civilization of Iran, which is clearly a nuclear threat... Let's see him release the nuclear by 8pm
Education › Re: Tolu Schools Complex In Ajegunle, The Biggest In Africa by Offpoint1: 2:21pm On Apr 07
Kushites:
30 schools in one complex. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

This is what we call VISIONARY LEADERSHIP.

Peter Obi take note. 📝

Because I heard you didn't build even half school as governor of Anambra state.

Only Breweries everywhere. Plus million pounds house in London.

Be cautioned, you this man. angry
Sanwo Olu only renovated, school has been in existence for decades
Education › Re: Tolu Schools Complex In Ajegunle, The Biggest In Africa by Offpoint1: 2:19pm On Apr 07
Obakoolex:
Waooo this is really massive.

To some people it doesn't matter if you don't build any school for 8 years, but they will have something bad to say about this undecided
No be Sanwo olu built dey school, he only renovated... That school is almost 40 years if I'm not mistaken
Phones › Re: MTN & Airtel Internet Getting Worse Lately? Anyone Else Experiencing This? by Offpoint1: 2:06pm On Apr 07
Hungrychicken:
I guess it’s a nationwide issue now, just like the electricity shortage in the country.

I can’t play games or stream, really bad network. Airtel is the worst in streaming, MTN is bad at gaming.

We can’t just be happy in Nigeria embarassed
Bad mtn network make one werey knack me 10:0 for FC Football, I nearly break my phone.
Phones › Re: MTN & Airtel Internet Getting Worse Lately? Anyone Else Experiencing This? by Offpoint1: 2:03pm On Apr 07
timidapsin:
For the past few days, I’ve noticed that internet service on both MTN and Airtel has really deteriorated.

Browsing is slower, downloads are inconsistent, and sometimes pages don’t even load at all.
Is this just happening in my area, or is it a general issue across the country?

Kindly share your experience and location.
MTN has been hell these few days...

This is 4G speed I'm getting

Celebrities › Re: "No Begging!" B-Lord Speaks From Detention, Wants Case To Continue(video) by Offpoint1: 7:39pm On Apr 06
Make dem do am the American way... Pew pew drop drop
Travel › Re: 2 Nigerian Ladies Arrested In France, Crying & Begging Not To Be Deported (Video by Offpoint1: 6:34pm On Apr 05
ednut1:
Oyinbo no dey hear begging o
Oyinbo on duty no dey hear begging... put it that way

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