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Typing what's on my mind now

Bahamas95:
"The plan reportedly failed during a routine inspection when border officials noticed unusual movements among the animals. Some of the “sheep” were said to be walking upright on two legs, raising suspicion among officers"



Na here dem take loose guard. If you're a sheep behave like a sheep.


This cracked me up walai! 😂😂😂

😂 Which one be if you're a sheep behave like a sheep? 😂 🤣

How you go disguise as sheep police stop car you begin dey walk upright? You no know wetin you dey imitate? 😂

oluwafreshkid:
I can categorically tell you it does

Let me tell you a story. Personal experience
I don’t usually do this, but here we are.

Does anyone know New Oko oba? Go ask of Ile Ogbo street.

The house there so bad that other residents carved out an estate just to be separated from that house and the neighbors. They literally made fence and gate and called the estate new ile ogbo estate.

I lived in that house personally.

Legend goes thus; (we later got to hear the story) that the landlady and the original owner of the land had a fight. Land grabbing issues.

Our lands lady illegally acquired the land back then. During the tussle and battles, original owner died and the family buried him on the land as a form of protest with some traditional rites.

Till today, the house is haunted. Real life haunting.

Whenever the landlady wants to visit the house from uk back then, she first sends a team of white garment prophets to come pray for 1 week before she comes home.

Strange things happened in real life.
You’d be inside the room and you’ll hear someone sweeping the compound. When you come inspect you’ll see broom marks on the floor but you’re the only person in the building at that time.

If you say it’s a lie, I hear you. This is personal experience

When was this house built? Y'all don't know there are some wood preservative chemicals or paints that can cause hallucinations when inhale by some people. Most old houses used these chemicals or paints.

ChybuzzDD:
Nothing concerns a house you're living or will live in with your success/progress or lack of it in life.

You guys should thrash this ye ye superstitious mindset

Nigerians are just mentally lazy hence religion thrives here.

They'll blame everything for lack plans or vision in their lives except themselves.

Judolisco:
Dem go pay u 130k and meet all ur conditions but u see dat 130 na once dem go pay u... View once and they'll owe u for 30 months straight.... Mtwww

Leave am 😂 body go tell am.

E better e collect 10k e go dey see monthly, than 100k wey be view once.

Dtribeless:
Those helicopters are worth 50 Cadillacs. You’re are not comparing correctly.

And they're stealing what can buy 500 Cadillacs

Typing what's on my mind now... Ghosting is the best form of break up for someone you totally don't want in your life as a partner or friend.

Why repeating same thread as update?

Nairaland will be pushing same thread 5 times with different titles

How people Will fake rspe for clout is beyond reasoning

LibertyRep:
Make person no use his hand buy wetin go later Kpai am.

The authorities should be knocking on his door for attempted homicide and terrorism.
Imagine if the animal goes wild and escape into the neighborhood

Still a cub, can't do nothing

Depriest2020:
What do they have please?

Primary = Headmaster/Headmistress, some head teacher

Secondary school = Principal

olaolaking:
It can but sorry. You don't worth that position

Who's worthy and who's not?

Can it be handover to me for just an hour?

Kalulu44:
Na only Badagry to Liverpool you like, you no like Badagry to Sokoto

Will you like to come join me and confirm yourself? No vehicle, we both jog together.

SamuraiXXX:
Do you means Liverpool Road in Kirikiri?

Is that distance not more than 10km?

Liverpool after Tin Can Port

I've been looking for marathon to participate because everyone morning I run from Badgary to Liverpool and back.

How many kilometers is that?

Kalulu44:
In your mind Aston Villa is safe in 3rd place right? And Liverpool more consistent than the rest, what a laugh.
And you didn't look at Chelsea fixtures that still has 6 of the top teams to play.
You just fixated on Man United who's the form team among all of them. Ok o, let's see how it goes

I just burst out laughing when he mentioned Liverpool being consistency 😂

Also advocate for people not give birth then...

This threat looking like it was written by under 20 kid

manuelkel:
Person wey them supposed sack tey tey.
Monaco and Napoli coaches/managers should be next .
Ndi mgbuu

Especially that Napoli own

emmancipated:
Some men are goats sha. Kilode

Ashawo no pass 5k for short time o... Maybe baba give this one assignment or himself dey ment

That doctor dey ment sha... There are some thoughts you left inside you instead of saying them out

Mrexcell:
You are still a baby there's power in words spoken in conviction I have seen a man in his 80s that has survived 3 cancer scares at different times.

Dude I'm not saying people don't survived cancer at the last stage, there are people who survive it more than 5 time.

It has nothing to do with declaration, what will be will be.

SmartPolician:
He forced the person behind EFCC handle to write in Pidgin English

Follow dia page you go know sey na Gen Z dey manage am

What will be will be... Our declaration is inconsequential, it doesn't change positive or negative outcome.

Typing what's on my mind now

sulaak:
Ignorance like this is why Nigeria is underdeveloped.


Eata centres will improve fintech, banking and commercial services.

😂 Ignorance indeed. If I asked if you've ever access any huge data center you'll start blabbing.

If you must build a data center it should not a congested state like Lagos that's fighting for space and battling with heatwaves.

If you can't fly out of Nigeria, simply get 10 gaming desktops, keep them running and active in a room for just an hour and tell me your experience even with Cooling systems on.

There states with enough space for data in Nigeria, even neighboring states to Lagos have enough space for such.

richiemcgold:
Ignorance is not only a disease; it is a pandemic.

I love this statement... {pun intended)

LegendHero:
We are re-electing President Bola Tinubu in a free and fair election just as we did in 2023

Always state your statement with "I am"

Thank you

Data center in Lagos state? Lagosians are already suffering enough heat due to congestion of humans and building, no furnace wants to be added...

Dem go feel heat it

That's how peace is spread by Islam.

By the ways, for those who don't know.... That's how Islam came to Africa 99% force conversion.

SoliBayNG:
Hahahahahahaa. Na wetin fit am. See how silly old men are behaving?

Dey banny no even send 😂 after e go don spend like 10-20m on her ...see as she dey expose am