₦airaland Forum

Nlanalyst:
Doesn't matter how much you got in your account, a different form of happiness comes with this.
By the way, no woman, no girlfriend, no wife has ever returned any money found in this scenario.

Nobi my girl, da wan go return even na N5... On condition sey I go give her back 😂

If say scrap the trad rulers shxt, I'll be canceled.

That should come from a male police, staying at the counter in station gossiping isn't a risky job.

Wainey:
That stat sha no make sense, cos Imo, FCT and Rivers are better than Kogi and Abia

I came in to see Kogi state. Whoever made this list was high

People are just mad in this life, why will anyone other ride for the purpose of canceling?

If for whatever reasons I canceled a ride, I'm always uncomfortable for the stress I put the rider through. I always had to pay them a token for their time.


How do some human conscience works sef?

kriss27:
Why do u want to sell it?

I rarely use it.

Skooltynz:
41% that's impossible.

Lol, seems you don't them... Those fxxk around from jss

They'll blame Nigerians or foreigners for it... They're good at pointing fingers

GentlePEACE:
What about their poos, i heard they poo under the bed and it smells alot

Cat is the last animal that will want anything or one to see their poo, if they poo indoor it's because you did not provide means of them going out, that's why they go under bed or any hidden space indoor.

How did almost all of our legendary actors turned to skit markers?

Legends should maintain their status, there are other ways to support other growth.

Cats are the best pet to keep, they're cleaner than most humans.

Benefit for me is the elimination of rodents and the fact it'll serve as a source of protein for me one day.

Zonefree:
Who brought this idea of young boys applying hair dye

Back then, na old people dey apply dye for their grey hair. Now, even small boy of 14 years don dey rub dye.

God knows I hate that stuff on youngies... It's disgusting and dirty

Morning guys, I got a Fairly used Samsung S20 plus 5g, twas a gift and I want to sell out.

S20+ 5g
12gb/128gb

What's the best price I can sell?

sweetval:
What if this is a pseudo Twitter account that wants to use this tragic incident as an opportunity to make money…

Anything is possible in this country

Lol, no scammer is stupid enough to try that... Punishment for kidnapping isn't same with fraud.

EyeCumInPeace:
For those wondering why the kidnappers left him with his phone; they only allowed him use the phone to post about the ransom collection. What he posted was 1st scrutinised, else he would have given info about their locations and other details that will aid security forces to rescue them.

Posting alone has given the location, even me as a private citizen can track that.

If police are ready to work, they have enough info with that post to track it.

soulmatchersng:
Please how do I make sponsored post like this one.

How do I pay and go about it?

Mention seun for sponsor post

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This guy is always wailing about one bad experience or the other.

If it is not his vulcaniser, it is his barber.

Now, na hawkers.

Abeg abeg.[/color]

This is nothing but a cooked up story... Possibilities of both events happening almost immediately is ZERO

Dude's confused by it's own reflection or thinks the tombstone is the opposite sex since it's same colour with him. so he's trying to smash or challenge whatever he confused the tombstone with.

Zyrac:
Platform with no single upgrade or integration. Stagnant like the country it represents

19 years of stagnation and mediocrity. Imagine if it was a white or even a serious minded black guy that own this site with such traffics. A lot of ideas would've been introduced.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Indians and rape

How do people manage to get erection and maintain the erection during rape is something I don't understand

Most times if my baby girl is not in a good mood I can't get erection at all

That is why I play thoroughly with women first before having sex just to ensure they themselves are happy during the sex

Shxt tire me... Once I touch you and you no touch me back... I've lost interest.

Iffa hear sey I chat her up, na call we go dey do.

maasoap:
I don't know that guy's problem at all. He left his investment, his legacy unattended and went on twitter to become a full time troll. He's kind of becoming laid back with the little he's making here

Dude is OK with mediocrity.

Facebook is less than a year older than nairaland, just imagine how far he might have gone by now.

For over 19 years, no single improvement.

My ad money dey inside money him take build that stuff 😂

Mark giving ecommerce guys headache with ad account restrictions.


Sėun Nairaland would have been in same category with Mark Facebook, if he wasn't wasting his life on Twitter making meme and left his platform to mods he employed at Ojota interstate garage and Oshodi underbridge.

fuckingAyaya:
Imagine the Bastard father of a rapist had the audacity to say nothing will happen?Because he knows the justice system is fvked up. That was how a police man raped a girl in his office and the police were tryna sweep the case under the rug, omo!

Na mumu people dey go to police for Nigeria.

If there's anyone unfortunate enough to commit such crime against any of my relative/blood... I'm taking you out. In fact, I won't let anyone report such case to police.

I'm taking the bastard, dismembered his body piece to piece with note and dropped them at every pole in the street.

Ikumapkayi:
Absolutely agree with you. This senseless man actions have led to the death of so many people in the SE.

Finland government have hands in what he's doing, all these is just smoke screen.

Only weak nation like Nigeria let such thing slide. If he was in Finland causing havoc in America, in less than a month the US government would had smoke him out.
There tens of videos out there the guy admitting to killings.

lyndire:
If the action Finland is taking is to charge Ekpa to court in Finland, is it easy to get evidence of his violent crimes in Nigeria?

They wont use those things he's posting on social media in foreign court because its not going to be sufficient to lock him up there. Or they plan to deport him to Nigeria

Getting evidence against Ekpa is the easiest of all things, if Finland government don't have hands in his madness.

Shxt that should have been done years ago.

Imagine if an American was in Nigeria causing/ instigating violence in the US...

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Tayorshd87:
Tinubu the master strategist and a real politician by practices infact Tinubu has PhD in politics and he will continue to teach the Igbos politics from time to time.


We are all feeling his good policies and the one that is not favouring you doesn't mean it's a bad policies either.

Don't forget the subsidy he removed that caused all the inflation's are same subsidy Johnathan want to remove even Buhari want to remove it too so meaning logically the SUBSIDY is a real setback for the nation...


Many Nigerians still get mind to protest bad governace..

Let me educate you
Do u know landing price of petrol is 1200?

⏩ But yet NNPC sells at 550?
Who is paying the rest 🤔

During Buhari landing price of fuel is around 500+ but we buy fuel at 250 then meaning they pay 250 as subsidy per liter we buy..


But now some micrant will still open mouth to say Tinubu is this and that 🤔

I want to tell you the fact today that THANK God he removed the subsidy with 50% else Nigeria would have sinked by now ..

DONT FORGET PETROL IS A GLOBAL MARKET SO EVEN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT don't have control over it ..

Our oil production is around 1.2m and our populations is over 300m 🤔

⏩ because some people will still want to say with all the resources we have 🤔

Can 1.2m feed 300m people 🤔

Buhari once said our youth are lazy because we don't or not keen to learn the cause for problems and benefit 🤔

Am not a millionaire and I don't have 100k in my bank account but yet for us to develop like other developed nations some certain steps has to be taken ..

DONT FORGET THE SO CALLED PEOPLE CHANTING ENDBAD GOVERNMENT are also the people in support of subsidy removal then that it's a scam this and that but they don't know this is the consequences 🤔

NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT 👍
ALLOW TINUBU TO BUILD AND CHIEVE HIS POLICY AIM BIKO

GOOD DAY

You don do mistake upload your picture o 😂