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RomanceRe: Its Not A Joke!!! by offset67(m): 10:44pm On Jul 08, 2020
You be MUMU
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Shares Conversation With Her Cab Guy Who Wants To Eat Her ‘kinni’ by offset67(m): 10:43pm On Jul 08, 2020
The bitch tripping
EducationRe: Will POST UTME Hold This Year? by offset67(m): 10:40pm On Jul 08, 2020
Buhari is a motherfucker
RomanceRe: I Find It Difficult To Release When Having Sex With A More Beautiful Girl. by offset67(m): 10:23pm On Jul 08, 2020
You need Jesus
RomanceRe: Some Creepy Facts You Should Know by offset67(m): 8:53pm On Jul 08, 2020
khengxlei:
(@KingMack)
(@boniga)

here it goes

did you know?

1.every 200 people you meet on the street everyday, two of them are ghost

2.dont try to look at your self in the mirror at the middle of the night, because from 3am to 5am your reflection in the mirror isn't actually you

3.if you've notice a presence sitting at your bed or at the foot of your bed you're not alone

4.if you're walking and you feel someone behind you,its a ghost looking at you,the human being can feel the presence of ghosts

5.if you yawn, it means there is a ghost putting his dick in your mouth; D

6.there are atleast 6 people in the world who looks exactly like you and there's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them at your life time

7.if you saw an unknown face in your dream, that's the actual ghost staring at you while you're asleep

8.Halloween is Satan's birthday

9.you shouldn't keep one leg outside of the blanket

10.95% of the people who are reading creepy facts has the biggest chance of having bad dreams tonight

11.ghosts have sense of humor and love to hear human's laugh, so it means the more you laugh, the more you attract ghosts and people who is always laughing though they're not really happy attracts more and powerful bad spirits

12.someone's staring at you now,turn.

13.if you smell fire but there's no one causing it, it means there's a lot of ghosts in the room.

RomanceRe: PHOTOS: Baby Born Holding Mother’s Contraceptive. by offset67(m): 8:48pm On Jul 08, 2020
sad

RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin. by offset67(m): 8:46pm On Jul 08, 2020
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Millennialaku:


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RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin. by offset67(m): 8:46pm On Jul 08, 2020
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Millennialaku:


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PhonesRe: With 100k Suggest A Good Android Phone Except Samsung by offset67(m): 8:37pm On Jul 08, 2020
dyfaze:
Op search no more.. it is almighty Redmi Note 9s. 6gb/128gb Beautiful design with Corning Gorilla Glass 5 front and back 5020mah Battery with 22w fast charger Android 10 Snapdragon 720g processor IR Blaster Beautiful center Notch.. Beautiful Camera 6.67 inches screen size 1080x2400pixel screen resolution. 20.9 screen to body ratio (-395ppi) I am not Mi market, just a fan but this phone is a beast That's what I am currently using.

RomanceRe: Why Gays Are Wrong by offset67(m): 8:32pm On Jul 08, 2020
HuntSon:
Did i say you were? cheesy
Plus you told me you loved me first undecided
You are mad, bastard
PoliticsRe: Andrew Yakubu: $9.7m, £74000 Found In My House By EFCC Were Given To Me As Gifts by offset67(m): 7:47pm On Jul 08, 2020
imagine dat bastard
RomanceRe: Why Gays Are Wrong by offset67(m): 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2020
HuntSon:
I understand bro....I love you too kiss hope you're single
WTF nigga, I ain't gay
RomanceRe: Why Gays Are Wrong by offset67(m): 5:41pm On Jul 08, 2020
HuntSon:
What's this? A spell or your address?
oveeru onefe
RomanceRe: Some Women Squirt And Some Don't: Why? by offset67(m): 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2020
The Lord be with you
RomanceRe: Viral Photos Of 52-year-old Woman Who Looks Incredibly Young And Beautiful by offset67(m): 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2020
UDUJ:
She is the perfect definition of a MILF cool
cool
UDUJ:
She is the perfect definition of a MILF cool
Ma nigga

Technology MarketRe: Sold by offset67(m): 4:33pm On Jul 08, 2020
How much for the towel
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua: I Am Ready To Pray For COVID-19 Patients In Isolation Centres by offset67(m): 2:50pm On Jul 08, 2020
Hypocrites everywhere

EducationRe: FG Accused Of Abandoning Chibok Girls On Scholarship At American University Yola by offset67(m): 2:47pm On Jul 08, 2020
Usmanbubu:
ok
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Usmanbubu:
ok
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RomanceRe: This Is The New Trend on Nairaland: Hit or Miss? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by offset67(m): 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2020
iLegendd:
@offset67, I know. Kindly drop your number and name of network to get 500 Naira card. Offer ends at 5 PM.
09022941281 MTN
RomanceRe: This Is the Stage I Want All Smart Youths To Be In [Picture] by offset67(m): 1:55pm On Jul 08, 2020
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iLegendd:
The state I want all smart youths to be in is when they can lie on their bed from year to year and never lack money while being legit unlike Hushpuppy and other stupîd wannabe fraudsters.

Keep it legit, flaunt it legit, brag it legit, ignore haters legit, and God will keep rewarding you in the face of your haters for being legit.

I just decided to take a few pictures a minute ago and entertain my fans and at the same time, give my haters something to abuse with and keep 'em busy.

1...
2...
Go...

Too much peace of mind dey worry me. Whether coro or not coro, I don't care — I work from bed (home). Please, try and do the same and have peace of mind.
huh[s]
iLegendd:
The state I want all smart youths to be in is when they can lie on their bed from year to year and never lack money while being legit unlike Hushpuppy and other stupîd wannabe fraudsters.

Keep it legit, flaunt it legit, brag it legit, ignore haters legit, and God will keep rewarding you in the face of your haters for being legit.

I just decided to take a few pictures a minute ago and entertain my fans and at the same time, give my haters something to abuse with and keep 'em busy.

1...
2...
Go...

Too much peace of mind dey worry me. Whether coro or not coro, I don't care — I work from bed (home). Please, try and do the same and have peace of mind.
huh[/s]
iLegendd:
The state I want all smart youths to be in is when they can lie on their bed from year to year and never lack money while being legit unlike Hushpuppy and other stupîd wannabe fraudsters.

Keep it legit, flaunt it legit, brag it legit, ignore haters legit, and God will keep rewarding you in the face of your haters for being legit.

I just decided to take a few pictures a minute ago and entertain my fans and at the same time, give my haters something to abuse with and keep 'em busy.

1...
2...
Go...

Too much peace of mind dey worry me. Whether coro or not coro, I don't care — I work from bed (home). Please, try and do the same and have peace of mind.
huh
RomanceRe: Come And See American Wonder! by offset67(m): 1:52pm On Jul 08, 2020
DZTech:
babe I know had a bad experience, so I tried to give her some support.
guys, PTSD is real o. sad
anyway, in d course of support, we did small menu menu.
d day of d meet, na so so frown and quarrel on top every small matter.
Kk, I know she's suffering d after effects.
after I drop her, she stop to dey reply chats.
I just taya...

well, life goes on.
only to come call me after over a week.
hmmm.
as she cut call, I return am, com dey gist.
we Neva do 2 minutes, she say dem Neva pay dem 4 june, say she wan drop her account number.
shu.
wen I turn her bf, hubby or dadi huh
me wey dey find pay to renew car papers?
c winsh.
na him I point d mata, shoot am down, one time-
"babe, hand dey ground and kasala full area."
simple.

and I don tell her for April say make we do catering biz o, as na her line.
she troway face.
na me com b maga, ba?
pizza wey u chop don do u.
nonsense and ingrediens

second bass jare!
[s]
DZTech:
babe I know had a bad experience, so I tried to give her some support.
guys, PTSD is real o. sad
anyway, in d course of support, we did small menu menu.
d day of d meet, na so so frown and quarrel on top every small matter.
Kk, I know she's suffering d after effects.
after I drop her, she stop to dey reply chats.
I just taya...

well, life goes on.
only to come call me after over a week.
hmmm.
as she cut call, I return am, com dey gist.
we Neva do 2 minutes, she say dem Neva pay dem 4 june, say she wan drop her account number.
shu.
wen I turn her bf, hubby or dadi huh
me wey dey find pay to renew car papers?
c winsh.
na him I point d mata, shoot am down, one time-
"babe, hand dey ground and kasala full area."
simple.

and I don tell her for April say make we do catering biz o, as na her line.
she troway face.
na me com b maga, ba?
pizza wey u chop don do u.
nonsense and ingrediens

second bass jare!
[/s]
DZTech:
babe I know had a bad experience, so I tried to give her some support.
guys, PTSD is real o. sad
anyway, in d course of support, we did small menu menu.
d day of d meet, na so so frown and quarrel on top every small matter.
Kk, I know she's suffering d after effects.
after I drop her, she stop to dey reply chats.
I just taya...

well, life goes on.
only to come call me after over a week.
hmmm.
as she cut call, I return am, com dey gist.
we Neva do 2 minutes, she say dem Neva pay dem 4 june, say she wan drop her account number.
shu.
wen I turn her bf, hubby or dadi huh
me wey dey find pay to renew car papers?
c winsh.
na him I point d mata, shoot am down, one time-
"babe, hand dey ground and kasala full area."
simple.

and I don tell her for April say make we do catering biz o, as na her line.
she troway face.
na me com b maga, ba?
pizza wey u chop don do u.
nonsense and ingrediens

second bass jare!
Lack of wisdom
RomanceRe: This Is The New Trend on Nairaland: Hit or Miss? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by offset67(m): 1:48pm On Jul 08, 2020
iLegendd:
If you want the contest to start today, raise your hand.
[s]
iLegendd:
If you want the contest to start today, raise your hand.
[/s]
iLegendd:
If you want the contest to start today, raise your hand.
u be mumu
Technology MarketRe: Open Box Huawei P30 Pro. 210k. by offset67(m): 12:28pm On Jul 08, 2020
How much for the earpiece
Technology MarketRe: Apple Iwatch Series 3 42mm For Sale @ 75k by offset67(m): 10:40am On Jul 08, 2020
dxdiag:
Clawn!!!
Na mat the guy be wan sell abi?
are you the seller?

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