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why wont i cheat na? sometimes i have to go out and cheat once i remember its long i cheated last.lol.i dey cheat codedly wella.
i pray my wifey doesnt know my nairaland id.e fit break home ooo.

extraflyfineboy: Geez man! WTF? This pix was shared on Google+ by Reg Saddler and it beats my imagination what people do, i mean how extreme they go. This is more than passion...this is the peak of pushing and doing what you believe in. A picture is more than a thousand voice......but this pix has a million story in it.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?

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who con dey snap the person wen dey snap? abi dem get back up ni in case anaconda kill one person,the next person go escape go report for house with the pinkshoor wen im snap.lol

no price tag?

so whats d way out? didnt he state the items needed for sacrifice to appease the gods? there must e a way out na!

Abagworo: Relocating Imo State university to a more quiet environment with room for expansion was Okorochas first initiative and the usual people induced Owerri natives to resist it and it almost polarized the State. Rochas had to give up on Imo University. IMSU is located at the heart of a city with very small land mass and no room for expansion and yet the opposition politicized its relocation. Oguta deserves all the attention alongside Ohaji/Egbema because we are the oil producing area in Imo State. The only reason crime and militancy is minimal there is because many are well educated and widely traveled.

instead of relocating the entire school,he should move some of the faculties to different locations.i think that will make sence.

sniperwolf: I've never seen a Thuraya phone before. How do they look like

looks like thuraya noni. if u have seen turai yaraduwa,then wetin u still dey look for again?

how then will jtf communicate?
boko boiz fit use milk cup with thread ooo.that one sef go work wella

konn: if it is a man caught they will say men are polygamous in nature but when it comes to a woman it becomes news but d woman no try sha she for no do am for her matrimonial bed

abiiii the crime for no carry weight reach like this.she for lay mat abi? lol

Ajibel: LOL
Pls do the same in every state. You're telling me you did only for just less than 200 students out of 1.2mil and your shouting integrity. Keep fooling yourselves. Na strike things wey just make me re-write jamb sef. Mtchew

200 that requested to see their scripts through appropriate means and not by complaining to seun.u cant get what u do not ask for.

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Gentle Naaz: This cnt hpn in Aba bannana iceland wr i lev.

and na only [s]

Gentle Naaz: This cnt hpn in Aba bannana iceland wr i lev.

and na only [/s]

Gentle Naaz: This cnt hpn in Aba bannana iceland wr i lev.

and na only plantain eyeland banana iceland u dey live,dey work,dey go for recreation.u no dey travel abi? ewu!

doncaster: Why did they not pay initially?

and why MUST they pay before take off? didnt u read the guy's report? that was not his first time of flying the governor.he said the payment could be made anytime,be it before teke off or after landing.it should not take more than 15mins.why did it take more than one hour if snake no get hand inside?

these oyibo sef dey funny sha.how did dey know the condition of the lake 7500 year ago? the lake that has just been discovered oooo.

Would nigeria have been corruption-free if we gained independence 1957? Just askin sha.

Sam-Nelson:
Biko, what is even d rite name of dis smartphone? Techno or tecno?

buy one to know the correct name.google is ya fwend.

dedons: speak for yourself







i'm not corrupt

are u d only human on earth? corruption is in human nature.we are not saying it is in dedons' nature.

thanks folks for all the posts.we used her state of origin anyway because what i understand about the state of origin is the state where one originates from.she originated from osun state.thanks

Kairoseki77: The only thing I like about Ghana is Juliet Ibrahim's hips.

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The rest of you can go to h***.

then go bury ur head inside her hip now.ewu

ghananotnaija: Most Nigerian youth, even college graduates, cannot speak English fluent enough for the business settings.

and if i may ask,how well can lebanesse,indian,even chinese speak english? we are still living in collonial era whereby untill we import everything,including importing our own very native language,then we cant do anything.must we speak good english to make good money?

my wife wanted to fill a form and we were confused what state of origin to use for her.she hails from osun state and i am from ekiti state. i want to ask folks in d house what state of origin a married woman should use and at what point can she use her hubby's state as hers?

I think we are crazy in this country to enfore speaking of foreign language in bringing up our children and i can categorically state that i am part of the crazy folks. This is because i scold my son whenever he attempts speaking vanacular. I consented to this because my wife will not agree to it that our children speak vanacular.if disagreeing with her will make us sleep in bed back-to-back, then i just have to agree with her.
I think it is crazy of us to have gotten independence long time ago,yet we still live in colonial era.i was brought up in my native language.i was thought english in school.i am not doing bad in english afterall. We even go as far as faulting the way we speak english as if it is our own even when britons do fail english as a subject in their schools oooo.imagine!!!!!!!!!

lakhadimar: AS FAR AS I AM CONCERND APC, PDP, CPC, DPP, APGA, RPG, BSC, NTA, LLB, LP, HIV, ARE ALL ONE AND THE SAME THEY ARE ALL THIEVES. IS BUHARI EVEN THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB? NIGERIA NEEDS FRESH BLOOD AND FRESH IDEA IN ITS POLITICAL TERRAIN, NOT ALL THESE OLD ROGUES

yes nigeria need fresh blood, but these fresh blood(you and i) are hidding behind keyboard. Do you know how many lives that have been lost because of politics?do you know the risk these so called politicians are taking? How many of the needed fresh blood do come out to face the challenge these old men are facing. Farouk is young and energetic.are the young and fresh blood not as corrupt as the old ones? If buhari is the only candidate apc can come up with,why not? Do you know the number of permutation and combinations they must have made to come up with him? You and i sit behind computer blaming the effort of these gentle men.

And why is this not on front page yet? The moderators dey beef the two clubs?
Front page joooooo

Good report. Are they still in first half or second half? Since chelsea has scored one, the ref should blow final wistle na!

Garri na german sand, grandnut na german stone,mix them together na german floor.mix sugar and milk na GSM:
garri+grandnut=G
sugar =S
milk =M

coefoe: Seriously? Na food?

to women no be food,but to men na food oooo. A lady once asked me why men find it easy to cheat.she even told me that even when her boyfriend demanded for sex she finds it undesirable.i told her that we men just find it naturally pleasurable.those who wont do it have to work to discipline themselves to abstain.men dont abstain naturally but women do naturally without much work.we didnt create the urge,it is there naturally there noniiiiiii.

coefoe: My thought exactly when I saw "your shape"
And to those claiming the maid's oranges are still standing and not floppy like the wife's. How do you expect a burst that has fed about 2-3 kids plus the constant pressing and sucking from you to remain standing? Smh for the kind of men we have in this generation.

no be only for this generation ooo.it have been like that e don tay!!!!! Wetin make our fathers then dey marry plenty wives.in fact na men of this generation even dey reduce am pass.so e don tay!!!!!!!!!!

EasternLeopard: Oga-@-d-top Take note urge operate like climatic seasons i.e. It has its offs/ons. It is also wavelike like i.e It comes in batches just like a beach waves. So women should dig during these period so dat sex can last longer 2 help rid away d last wave. Also they should dig daily.

u are rite easterleopard.my question goes thus:is it the fault of men to be more conscious of having sex than women? Is it the fault of men to have eyes for more women? NO! We dont know why we find it easier to have poligamous mind.i did not creat the urge.it comes like a wave and i have to STRIVE to remain faithful.why should it be one sided? Why i should i always strive and always look for an escape route from being promiscuous but the tot of being promiscuous naturally irritates women?

moshoodn: I agree with you slightly..

But remember, the Bible even said that "Be ye transformed by the renewal of your mind"...

Everything that happens to humans -good or bad- stems from the mind; so we must strive to keep it pure 97.3% most of the time.

With God's help.

nice comment.my point of arguement is as men STRIVE to be faithful,women dont strive,they are naturally faithful.which means men have natural eyes for more women but it is irritating to women to have more than one man.my question is"what make it easier for women to be more faithful than men?" did all women have a meeting to discuse how dey can go about being faithful while men had a meeting to discuse and vow to start digging every available hole deep always? You dont blame men for always having the tot of being promiscuous,but you can advice them and make them see reason to stop.

EasternLeopard: Male & female sex hormones differ. Pls study.

thats my point.why are men more sexually active than men? The difference in their sex hormone is responsible for this and some other factors.did men make their hormone different from that of women? Why blame men for following the design mapped out by the designer?

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and why will it not subside even after marriage? Get something clear this doesnt just affect few men oooo.it affects most men.both married and single.does man delibrately develop the urge while women delibrately kill the urge.

lorretta u: and while u r at it,I hope u sleep with ur mom and sisters too.I.M.B.E.C.I.L.E

SHARAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!
Didnt u read shot ur trap's post? So women can deligate all their responsibilities to the maid.it means fvcking should also be delgated too.