₦airaland Forum

Powerbandooo:
She be good woman, 70% of women would not come back

Akalia:
Una go dey wan copy oyinbo all the time until you hear gun shots in the air as approaching loud voices chant Allahu Akbar. Your eyes go first blur

Next time make arrangements for a security detail.

Basic123:
Peter OBI son is even worse




May God never leave seyi Tinubu and give me Soludo and Peter OBI as sons


Apart from being eyesores,The two,especially peter OBI own doesn't even believe in his father.Na his age mates in Nigeria deludedlt consider him as one deputy jesus

melow666:
Please my response is regarding the customer in the write up who complained about being paid lower denominations of USD by the bank, what i am saying is that USD is USD, the bank shouldnt be obligated to go find your 100s and 50s.

melow666:
Thats a strange one, on one hand CBN claims to be battling dollarization, on the second hand, they are concerned about denominations paid customers who obviously wants a higher denomination to sell in the black market.

njokuuche77:
Everess abeg make you ressss small 😂😂

My brother, open your eyes. If your woman is doing these ones, she is not a girlfriend, she is the Customer Relationship Officer for all men.

1. Her phone is an active crime scene.
Her phone has a passcode, face ID, fingerprint, and calculator lock. If you look at her screen, she will lock it faster than 5G network. She will tell you, "Babe, privacy is important in a relationship." Privacy or piracy? My brother, run.

2. She has plenty "brothers" and "childhood friends".
Every guy that calls or comments is "just a close friend," "my secondary school senior," or "my brother from my father's side." Sister has more brothers than the whole of Israel. You that are dating her, you are just the Chairman of the Brotherhood.

3. She is a professional ghost on weekends.
From Monday to Thursday, she loves you with text messages. Friday night to Sunday evening? She has "travelling data," her village people are doing meeting, or she is sleeping for 24 hours straight. My brother, she is in somebody's lounge eating free platters.

4. She never posts your face, only your hands.
She can post the food you bought, the dashboard of your car, or your hand holding hers with the caption "My person". She will never post your face because she doesn't want to spoil market for her other stakeholders. You are just a "silent partner" in her business.

5. Her stomach is a bottomless pit.
She is always craving something. Today is cold stone, tomorrow is Chinese, next tomorrow is sea food boil. But when it comes to her turn to buy ordinary sausage roll, her bank app will suddenly start having network issues.

6. Her problem list is longer than the Nigerian constitution.
Every week, something is happening. "My gas just finish," "My hair is looking rough," "My phone screen broke." She doesn't need a boyfriend; she needs a NGO or a Local Government Chairman to sponsor her life.

7. "He is just a friend that buys me things."
You will see her with a new iPhone or expensive wig. When you ask, she says, "Oh, one of my friends just gifted me, there is nothing attached." My brother, nothing is free even in Freetown. They are attaching things behind your back.

8. She loves "low-key" relationships.
If you say you want to meet her friends or family, she will say, "Let's keep us to ourselves, people destroy good things." Lie! She is not keeping it low-key because of evil eyes; she is keeping it low-key because she is running a multi-national dating agency.

My brother, na community property you dey date. Pack your sneakers and run before she uses your salary to buy birthday gift for her "bestie".

amaridigital:
He borrowed his idea from the man operating a supermarket in Abuja whose products are all imported from China and Bangladesh. A man whose best advisor is a madman from Upper Uweka so I won't blame him.
He doesn't understand the meaning of going public.

AdegbemiroX:
Na cho cho cho wan kee that man.

Other candidates that talk less no get sense?

winterfell007:
Data Analytics will always be an in-demand career to pursue. You only need to know how to use these AI tools to do your work. Companies will require humans to make sense of the jargons these computers (AI machines) churn out as data.

Lithiumite:
Obidients will call this waste of resources that they should share the money instead for rice and beans also subsidy for their cars......what do you expect from the supporters of a man who didn't build a single school in his entire 8 years as gov.

nairalanda1:
Hundreds of people were kidnapped in the USA last year, so I guess the USA is falling apart too.

P.S : This does not excuse insecurity in nigeria, and tinubu has failed in this regard, but kidnapping cases should not be used as an indicatior of country's health.

milann:
are there good black girls there

MartinCorridon:
That's exactly why Nigeria especially remains the way it is. Too many unintelligent.

" Nigeria happened to me" because she wasn't attended to.

But military intervening on her behalf isn't " Nigeria happening"

And to the hospital staff. Military behavior is " Nigeria happening"

If the same military had enforced discipline to this phone or used their power on her " Nigeria happened to me" or " Police/ Armed forces brutality"

" Nigeria happening" is only used when things don't go in their favor.

Ezewuzie01:
Birthday wish that didn't come from his stomach. Peter Obi and eye service. Secretly envious of Soludo because Soludo has surpassed him in every indices of development in Anambra. Peter Obi was a total failure as governor.

Robertgreene1:
Yes, but only if her papa get money. Just like how all those Billionaire daughters them dey always pick any upcoming male celebrity wey they want to marry, just like how they picked Ebuka Obi-Uchendu and FRODD and other BBnaija male stars. Na that Ebuka own shock me pass. Dude was always singing "l have a girlfriend and we're engaged" whenever a girl comes too close to him during his own time on the show back in 2004, but after Baba exited the show in 8/9th place and became popular overnight, The Young Shall Grow Motors Billionaire owner's daughter came for him, Baba no ever remember say he been dey engaged before Who no like better thing

madridguy:
Another psychological move. The US soldiers will be peeing on their body hearing this.

God1000:
I support Iran on this, the life of American isn't more important than Iranian

It's now an eye for an eye, a tit for tat