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RonuThings:
😎

Just Negodu 🙄

Calabar people are Primitive and Local 🤔

Marry a Calabar lady at your own peril 🥱

blaise26abj:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

By the way , soldiers at the war front for weeks , do they change their boxers ? Just thinking out loud .

bigwig071:
The question is not for yorubas oooh because them no dey ever wash am... they can only turn it and wear am inside out.

RonuThings:
😎

Pants and Boxers are not the same 🤔

You can wear boxers for two to three days, but you can't wear pants for two days

My Girlfriend said she prefers Boxers to Pant 😏

She wants to wear my Boxers 🥺

Kukutenla:
In all these, the preponderance of thugs in Lagos is the root cause of all this.
Lagos needs to be cleansed of thuggery and hooliganism. You can see in that video that these guys are thugs who "rule" the area

YorubaAmaka:
Op, what is Toyin doing there

Onyemaya:
nothing comes easy, everything is all about taking risk. Take the risk and join the millionaire

Onyemaya:
these sugar mummies can empty their bank account if only you can satisfy them, ain't joking

Onyemaya:
ain't your calling

Onyemaya:
can you even handle sugar mummies??

Onyemaya:
you ain't ready for the business yet, cos you gotta service your customer to her satisfaction

Onyemaya:
what if a lady picks you up and demand for mouth action, would you oblige??

Onyemaya:
can you cope with the aftermath of the business

AfonjaAfonja:
what do you mean by don't be surprised she is a resident nairalander. That's what they do, they will do another thing in your presence and do another thing at your back. If you mistakingly call that lady the type of disease she will give you 100 thousand naira can never cure it

AfonjaAfonja:
take your Std, Hiv/Aids infections body and get the hell out of this place

AfonjaAfonja:
forget all these rantings here. Nairaland ladies Bleep like rabbits behind closed doors. They can Bleep for Africa.

AfonjaAfonja:
Not new please tell us something else. They plenty for nairaland here Animegirl, Siofre, Jeon parading themselves as normal human beings but we know better

onyenatruchi:
Because of masturbation i stopped buying cucumber from market women Whenever i want to buy cucumber, my spirit always tell me not to buy That the cucumber is already used Whenever i go to the market, ladies will be telling me to come and buy cucumber I always tell them "back to sender" Ladies of nowadays, after over using Cucumber They will wash it and be selling it in the market I no buy again

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

onyenatruchi:
[b] Relationship Wahala no be here;

Story of my life;

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace.

Babymamas:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm David adeleke* it's becoming too much* slow down a little bit" it's getting out of hand.
This is becoming madness without cure* don't cross boundary.
Baby Mamas Association Of Nigeria (BMA]

Felixalex:
Chai

So now doctor go press stethoscope ontop her chest

Ngozioma:
[color=orange]WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS SHOW OFF WHENEVER THEY WEAR NEW PANTIES, THEY WANT MEN TO SEE THEIR NEW PANTIES.
BUT WHEN THE PANTIES CHANGES COLOR, MAYBE BROWN AS USUAL, THEY WILL NOT SHOW IT AGAIN.[/color]