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I love baileys

And the education and health budget will be suffering kwashiorkor there.

Watch how they will build this house with seriousness till completion. But they can never put the same energy to roads and hospital.

I'm very sure government house was not among his campaign promises or manifesto.

Me in the party when food is finished.

I'm sure PDP is the reason Lara is not yet pregnant

Liverpool won't the league already pls

He is lying. How can he not be moved, when he has been running from goalpost to goalpost to save his job.

He talks too much. When Saraki was SP, Oshio was using high BP drugs on a daily

Happy new year to you all.

So I went to the bank to use the ATM, the queue had 28 persons all waiting to use one machine.

Me that is in a hurry, should I follow the queue? No its too long. I didn't even book spaces in the line, I went straight to one of the machines, inserted my card and krrrroooon I was paid.

Na so line scatter ooo, wetin consyn me? Na so I form like Buratai comot ooo

In fact all the machines had money in them, people just didn't try.

And for Wike to be speaking like he own PDP. SMH, he is my guy but PDP is not a one man party, we know Dickson messed up Bayelsa but Wine should concentrate on Rivers and leave Bayelsa to bayelsans. What will he gain if Dickson leaves the party?

GSM is a good man, better than most governors if you judge by his sayings, But I will rather judge by his doings. I think he is saying a lot lately and we re getting bored.

Show result sir

Lovely from his dad

The government should allocate jobs to these traditional rulers. They have basically nothing to do in their various palaces.

All they know is drive Royal cars upandan

Empty cartoons all around. But the design is beautiful sha.

That boy is a clear cheating for Tonto, he's just a carbon copy of his dad. As if its only the father that donated gene for the baby.

Tonto and show off

Dansuki will be like

Lawan can be loyal to anything. Just tell him you have a rubber, he will smile and say stamp me here

Beautiful couples.....may God bless your marriage

Hope he did Christmas for them

Shaggi my man

The guy is right abeg

Would have love to know how he was killed sha. Hope its not gunshot?

If he had known that Nigeria is not as safe as NY, maybe it could have been prevented.

RIP

After brushing up the good guys with their popular line referring to men as scum, they ended up as baby mamas. Lol

Anyways, She only said men are scum..... She didn't say anyone should not enjoy dick.

Oshiomole is dogged and smart sha. It will be very difficult to push him aside.

Money money moey

Story for the gods

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THE RATIO IS ALWAYS 99.5:0.5

I'D LOVE TO ADVICE HIM TO TRY AGAIN, BUT THAT WON'T BE A GOOD. WHEN WE LOVE THINGS, WE USUALLY DON'T WANT TO EASILY THROW THEM AWAY.
THE ONE THAT IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP HAS NO LOVE FOR THE OTHER PERSON, ONLY PITY, AND OTHER EMOTIONS.



IF YOU BEG THEM TO STAY ONCE, YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP BEGGING CUS THEY'D KEEP THREATENING TO LEAVE. AND THEY'LL KEEP HURTING AND DISTRACTING YOU.

BEST THING IS TO LET THEM GO. YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING FOR TWO.
LET THEM GO FOR THAT GREENER GRASS THEY BELIEVE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE. WHATEVER RESULTS THEY GET OVER THERE SHOULD SERVE AS THEIR LESSONS OR BLESSINGS.

A HEART BREAK NEVER KILLS. YOU KNOW WHAT DOES? OVER THINKING. FRUSTRATION. STARVATION. OVER DRINKING. IDLENESS. INGESTION OF POISONOUS SUBSTANCES. AND OTHER THINGS WHICH CAN BE TRULY DETRIMENTAL TO HUMAN LIFE.

DRIVE YOUR BOLT CAR IN PEACE. HER ABSENCE WILL HELP YOU SAVE MONEY AND IF YOU PLAN WELL, IN A YEAR OR TWO YOU WILL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FIX UP YOUR SELF AND YOUR FAMILY, AND ALSO START UP A FAMILY IF YOU WANT.

IF THEY LOVE YOU, THEY'LL ALWAYS FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE TO KEEP THE LOVE ALIVE.
THEY ONLY LEAVE TOO EASILY WHEN THEIR FEELINGS ARE NOT FOR YOU.

Bro you nailed it

Let love lead

Nigger is looking really rough. Too much training, no time to shave

Great speech, precise and on point

E don start.... He is now a celebrity and nairaland has seen content to feed us for the month.

who said you can't have both family and career? I like Ebuka for that, he is always proud of his family

If we didn't know Mpape from his childhood, nairaland would have accused him of football age.
Because he has this mature facial look even as a child. Makes him look older than his age.

That match, Drogba was given a red card after final whistle.

Village people no d rest ooo, the guy just jejely crack im joke ooo, village people present am as "joke encouraging rape". Him apologize, dey dig old joke come outside, they coming Evn strip an of him ambassador position.

This one serious oo