Season film tosure ju LELEYIOOO!
Carry on that PAKO ORORO boy.
Na your papa get English Abi?
MORO PE ORIE TI GBONA ABI OTIBURUNI?
Oo NORMAL RARA.
EMPTY HEAD NONI
Even the English savvy makes occasional error!

I know you oo; you failed in English at first attempt Abi? Besides, why did u use 'them' for funaab? Is it many? Go and rest in peace OMOJATIJATI

WEREY REY OOOOOOO

Op I think u ar d dumbest

Constard. I wil tell my pastor say I use my village accent take pronounce am

I don't really knw d answer but I wil. Ask seun osewa

Money u no get,no Dreams,no Educatn,no skills,no manners,no future ambition &
u say u want some1 that would love u for who u are,Who the hell are u?

Why shud I stres myself,?
Flash d money and yansh them.....Datzall

Fantacy1: I ve said dis b4. The World mantle of authority wil soon be handed ova 2 d black race. By d tym dis Abinos had finished killing demselves, den d under developed black nations will rise 2 dia fit

well ur username says it all

April Fool’s Day is one of the best days of the year. On no other day are you “legally” allowed to play jokes
and pranks on your friends, family and co-workers and have a built-in excuse. Some people will go to great
lengths to pull off elaborate gags on those around them but sometimes it’s just as fun to play smaller, simpler
pranks on as many people as possible throughout the day. That’s where we come in. Here are 50 pranks you
can play on people with very little effort, yet still reap much joy out of the end results. (And be sure to add
your own great April Fool’s Day gags in the comments so we have even more ideas!) 50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.
49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.
48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.
46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.
45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container. 44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.
43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.
42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.
41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.
40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.
39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb. 38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.
35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.
34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-
shot of their desktop. 33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.
31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.
30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.
28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap. 27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple
of seconds while pretending to pee.
26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.
25. Glue all the eggs into the carton.
24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.
23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up. 22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.
21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.
20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.
19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.
17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work. 16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.
15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.
14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.
13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.
12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.
11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.
9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.
7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order. 5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.
4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.
3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.
2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office
bathroom.
1. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.

@op God wil nt answer ur prayer today.u. Won't enter front page.in allah's name I pray amen

Igwe.:

And you called yourself a human being? for you to voice it out here shows how much of a life that remains in you as any soul full of hatred is doomed.
sorry!

u ar doomed and ur generations ar doomed

Ijogz K: May the same hating blood kill you.. I ain't Igbo but Y Shuld I hate them?

go n ask ur fada. u be small pikin, i no get ur tym

bury me inside toto abeg

i hate Igbos!!

goaallllllllllllllllllll for nigeria.
Nigeria 1- kenya 1

Seun: Thanks!!!

mschwww, must u quote d whole post just to say thanks.....
If u try dat nxt tym, i wil ban u.

godello: Veteran writers and Achebe’s compatriots, Prof. Wole Soyinka and J.P. Clark, have linked his death to the bomb attacks that occurred in Kano on Monday.

In a joint statement they issued on Friday, entitled “On the Passing of Chinua Achebe,” they noted that his death might have been hastened by the shock from the violence that those they described as Achebe’s people suffered during the attacks.

The statement read, “For us, the loss of Chinua Achebe is, above all else, intensely personal. We have lost a brother, a colleague, a trailblazer and a doughty fighter.

“Of the ‘pioneer quartet’ of contemporary Nigerian literature, two voices have been silenced – one, of the poet Christopher Okigbo, and now, the novelist Chinua Achebe.

“It is perhaps difficult for outsiders of that intimate circle to appreciate this sense of depletion, but we take consolation in the young generation of writers to whom the baton has been passed, those who have already creatively ensured that there is no break in the continuum of the literary vocation.

“We need to stress this at a critical time of Nigerian history, where the forces of darkness appear to overshadow the illumination of existence that literature represents.

“These are forces that arrogantly pride themselves implacable and brutal enemies of what Chinua and his pen represented, not merely for the African continent, but for humanity.

“Indeed, we cannot help wondering if the recent insensate massacre of Chinua’s people in Kano, only a few days ago, hastened the fatal undermining of that resilient will that had sustained him so many years after his crippling accident.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/kano-bombing-may-have-caused-his-death-soyinka-clark/

godello: Veteran writers and Achebe’s compatriots, Prof. Wole Soyinka and J.P. Clark, have linked his death to the bomb attacks that occurred in Kano on Monday.

In a joint statement they issued on Friday, entitled “On the Passing of Chinua Achebe,” they noted that his death might have been hastened by the shock from the violence that those they described as Achebe’s people suffered during the attacks.

The statement read, “For us, the loss of Chinua Achebe is, above all else, intensely personal. We have lost a brother, a colleague, a trailblazer and a doughty fighter.

“Of the ‘pioneer quartet’ of contemporary Nigerian literature, two voices have been silenced – one, of the poet Christopher Okigbo, and now, the novelist Chinua Achebe.

“It is perhaps difficult for outsiders of that intimate circle to appreciate this sense of depletion, but we take consolation in the young generation of writers to whom the baton has been passed, those who have already creatively ensured that there is no break in the continuum of the literary vocation.

“We need to stress this at a critical time of Nigerian history, where the forces of darkness appear to overshadow the illumination of existence that literature represents.

“These are forces that arrogantly pride themselves implacable and brutal enemies of what Chinua and his pen represented, not merely for the African continent, but for humanity.

“Indeed, we cannot help wondering if the recent insensate massacre of Chinua’s people in Kano, only a few days ago, hastened the fatal undermining of that resilient will that had sustained him so many years after his crippling accident.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/kano-bombing-may-have-caused-his-death-soyinka-clark/

godello: Veteran writers and Achebe’s compatriots, Prof. Wole Soyinka and J.P. Clark, have linked his death to the bomb attacks that occurred in Kano on Monday.

In a joint statement they issued on Friday, entitled “On the Passing of Chinua Achebe,” they noted that his death might have been hastened by the shock from the violence that those they described as Achebe’s people suffered during the attacks.

The statement read, “For us, the loss of Chinua Achebe is, above all else, intensely personal. We have lost a brother, a colleague, a trailblazer and a doughty fighter.

“Of the ‘pioneer quartet’ of contemporary Nigerian literature, two voices have been silenced – one, of the poet Christopher Okigbo, and now, the novelist Chinua Achebe.

“It is perhaps difficult for outsiders of that intimate circle to appreciate this sense of depletion, but we take consolation in the young generation of writers to whom the baton has been passed, those who have already creatively ensured that there is no break in the continuum of the literary vocation.

“We need to stress this at a critical time of Nigerian history, where the forces of darkness appear to overshadow the illumination of existence that literature represents.

“These are forces that arrogantly pride themselves implacable and brutal enemies of what Chinua and his pen represented, not merely for the African continent, but for humanity.

“Indeed, we cannot help wondering if the recent insensate massacre of Chinua’s people in Kano, only a few days ago, hastened the fatal undermining of that resilient will that had sustained him so many years after his crippling accident.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/kano-bombing-may-have-caused-his-death-soyinka-clark/

godello: Veteran writers and Achebe’s compatriots, Prof. Wole Soyinka and J.P. Clark, have linked his death to the bomb attacks that occurred in Kano on Monday.

In a joint statement they issued on Friday, entitled “On the Passing of Chinua Achebe,” they noted that his death might have been hastened by the shock from the violence that those they described as Achebe’s people suffered during the attacks.

The statement read, “For us, the loss of Chinua Achebe is, above all else, intensely personal. We have lost a brother, a colleague, a trailblazer and a doughty fighter.

“Of the ‘pioneer quartet’ of contemporary Nigerian literature, two voices have been silenced – one, of the poet Christopher Okigbo, and now, the novelist Chinua Achebe.

“It is perhaps difficult for outsiders of that intimate circle to appreciate this sense of depletion, but we take consolation in the young generation of writers to whom the baton has been passed, those who have already creatively ensured that there is no break in the continuum of the literary vocation.

“We need to stress this at a critical time of Nigerian history, where the forces of darkness appear to overshadow the illumination of existence that literature represents.

“These are forces that arrogantly pride themselves implacable and brutal enemies of what Chinua and his pen represented, not merely for the African continent, but for humanity.

“Indeed, we cannot help wondering if the recent insensate massacre of Chinua’s people in Kano, only a few days ago, hastened the fatal undermining of that resilient will that had sustained him so many years after his crippling accident.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/kano-bombing-may-have-caused-his-death-soyinka-clark/

CRAP

DONFAITH: Police No Dey
Look

I was driving down the
street when a police
man stop my car and
immediately opened the
door enter and jammed
it.

As usual he wanted to
collect "roja"money
from me...Then sudenly
he saw the big grown
dog at the back of the
seat with tongue stuck
out angrily staring
fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shakin] Ah! You
carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling
uncomfortable] Na
where una come dey
come from?
ME: From hospital!
POLICE: [feeling uneasy]
Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.
POLICE: [Looks back]
Why the dog come dey
shake im head like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the
dog wan bite person na
so e dey shake head o.
POLICE: and the dog
know you o?
ME: Yes na, no be me
get am?
POLICE: [sweating] This
your door how you dey
open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no
know as you take enter.
POLICE: Abeg! Na since I
notice the dog I don dey
try open am.

na i go die get dis one nw

50calibre: Sad day for our nation, we have lost one of the greatest intellectual minds to ever emerge from Nigeria. RIP

speak for urself eediot.
Sad day for u n ur family, not for me.
I hate dat man, he is a bigot!!!

dat one no fit happen for nija
trust nija men

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Mohammed (SAW)

Dondav: What about sugar?... I've got sweet tooth! I can't resist sugar, sometimes in excess

dont worry' mr diabetes go soon knock ur door

no 10 to comment on second page........

i think d op is dead now, nairaland don finish am''
oya undertaker con do ur work

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hw much is seun payin una for all these sleepless nyt''
u pple ar so dumb' debatin wether someone's life av finished or not in d middle of d nyt''
u guys need to get a life!

SA president: the super chickens failed woefully in dis tournament
GEJ: them be my pickin nw'' wot do u expect' u no want make son resemble him papa nii

goodluck jonathan' out of desperation to win the AFCON 2013 exchanged his eleven players for only messi and also promised to give him 1 billion naira worth of cassava bread if only him wins d cup for nigeria