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NwaAmaikpe:


Good she disowned that dog.

Because very soon her husband will disown those kids.


I can bet he is not one that fathered all of them.

All hail Nwa Amaikpe...your foolhardiness precedes you...I read your comment before checking who posted it...lo and behold,when I saw who posted it...I wasn't as maniacally bewildered as I was initially...I was only overgasted and flabberwelmed at this rare display of intellectual ignorance....

Albert0011:
Whr is nwamaikpe?....his stupidity is legendary.

Nwamaikpe is up there....being as stupid as he can be....

Albert0011:
Whr is nwamaikpe?....his stupidity is legendary.

Nwamaikpe us up there....being as stupid as he can be....

lade007:
Okay sir....will get to you soon

I will be waiting..thank you sir.

lade007:
Good day Sir,
Manual or automatik? What are your prefered brands?

Regards

with regards to transmission,i am not rigid but let's say first choice is automatic....preferred brand?...benz,bmw,volvo,peugeout,audi...in no particular order of importance....thanks a lot.

do you have LA Noire,Tom Clancy's The Division,The last of us,Red dead redemption...btw...why are your games too large..lastly, I reside in Abuja, how can I get them?

lade007:
Okay sir....please let's chat on whatsapp.

Regards

Good day sir,pls I would like to know what kind of car I can get with a budget of #1.4m...thank you sir.

saintjoel:
WITH THE INCREASE IN EXCHANGE RATE, N1.4M CAN ONLY GET YOU A 99 CAMRY. 2003 VOLVO V70 NEAR YOUR BUDGET BU IT'LL STILL COST N1.650M.

ohh...dts ok...thank you sir...I really appreciate your response.

price..

id.iot...stop spreading these lies...I called my sister in one of those schools you mentioned and she said there is no such increment....stop these expensive rumours..

Kellibae:
Wizkid bought his way through..
We all kno teckno is better and more consisyent recently... only a biased mind will say otherwise.

really...he paid the money to you or through you or someone you know...I don't understand...the other time you said AFRICA was moving...but backwards...now this...quit the conspiracy theories ma'am...

yeah... if we were all Ugandans...then you would be the only one with the fashion sense..

Kellibae:
We hav come really far!!..
KUDOS AFRICA!!.. for comming this far backward.

well...someone should call the burn unit...cos AFRICA just got burned....hehehe...btw...nice sarcasm...

Alexebo:
Where is NwamAikpe.....
Is he on a long overdue ban?, out of data or has he bn mobbed to death

probably he's been banned into oblivion.

I am interested but why are you selling..i mean,why would anyone what to sell this machine....been looking for this for a while now to no avail...what's wrong with it bro??

Aderola15:
The topic says "for the things you've done" not "for the things you are doing", judgejury...

well,in that case...don't go back to doing whatever it is you used to do....still not judging.

Aderola15:
32k pere

not judging but please change your profile pic..there is a discrepancy between your post and your profile pic..

how much can I get the following cars :
- 2007 Toyota camry
-2002 benz e class
-2003 peugeot 607
-2006 Toyota Avensis
-2006 Toyota Avalon
-2003 Peugeot 406
-2003 bmw 5 series
-2002 Mercedes benz c class
and 2003 Volvo v70...

otherwise what car can I get with a budget of #1.4m...Pls sir,i want to crave your indulgence, know I have a long list here, but I will appreciate it a lot of you can provide cost estimate for them all...I am finding it difficult to make up my mind sir..Thank you sir.

when will our ibo ladies stop disgracin themselves and for once,be decent...see who said she gave Churchill money...how much goes she have,how much?..do you know the guy's properties in Abuja alone....this lady is just a very very irresponsible lady looking to cling to any form of relevance....smh....

rillchritty:
LASU asks for 20 copies!

ohhh...LASU...ok...understandable..

which school again?

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steppins:
I've seen this happen before. A woman was being raped by arm robbers in front of her husband and she kept shouting, "give it to meeeeee" and she was moaning and kicking with multiple orgasms.
The husband sent her packing the next day.

keep lying...

midehi2:


Chai! am cold

I am frozen...for all the atheists out there...there is a GOD....his NAME IS YAHWEH, THE GOD WHO GIVES LIFE...JEHOVAH THE GREAT HEALER...

missioner:
Hello house,
Am in Abuja to work, all the way from Ogun state. when leaving am thinking of going through the airway via Lagos since I can afford it, provided its not more than 50k.

I've never been to the airport before talk less of ever seeing an aircraft face to face.

I just don't know how to go about it, do I need passport and visa to travel from Abuja to Lagos.
Please what are the procedures?

when I find my way to the airport what should I do or ask for?
Thanks.

kindly come to my aid.

follow this simple steps...go to Google...check for flights flying between abuja and ogun..i.e check arik air,air peace,aero contractors,dana air....etc...the reason I said this is to be able to get all possible flight schedules and see which one suits you best...now,these schedules are subject to change in terms of flight cost and flight time...now you can book for flights by way of paying online, it's cheaper..or booking your flight online then going with your slip to the terminal of the booked airline at the airport,if it hasn't expired,you can pay....finally,you can pay cash over the counter.. its more expensive but if you have no other choice,then pay...

you will be asked if you have hand luggage or luggage that has to be docked,follow their suggestions/instructions...from their proceed to the departure lounge and wait for your flight to be announced...you will have to submit your flight ticket given to you on your way to the departure lounge,before you finally have to sit and wait (thats if your flight is delayed or your flight hasn't been announced yet)...you will be throughly checked and ...i.e your shoes,your belts,...you will undergo full body scan...after that..once your flight has been announced...you present your ticket to the airline staff before you proceed to the vehicle that will take you to the aircraft on the runway....

As soon as you land,you will have to board another vehicle or walk,depending on the distance between where the aircraft landed and the arrival lounge...BTW...if you gave them your luggage for booking or docking...before you get into the aircraft,you must identify it before you board....otherwise,just board...
When you land...you wait at the luggage pick up at the arrival lounge,get your luggage and find your way out of the airport...

While on air...follow all instructions...use your seat belt...they serve very annoying snacks. so. enjoy...

Overall..Have a safe flight.

NB: You have to be at the airport at worst...30mins before your flight takes off...knowing Abuja quite well...if you are coming from central area/area 1/wuse...please leave 1 hr 30mins before time,so as to beat traffic or any unforseen event...

Kondomatic:
One day The guru told the disciple :

Go to the rose garden and come back with the tallest rose plant. One condition is that you should not come back the same path you took while going.

The disciple went to the garden and came back empty handed. When asked why, the disciple gave his answer:

As I went in, I saw a tall beautiful tree. But, I kept going on for the next tree expecting a better tree. But moving forward, I came across only smaller plants and since, I cannot trace the path back, I had to return empty handed.

The guru said: this is *LOVE and DATING*

Then he said: now go to the sunflower garden and bring the most beautiful sunflower plant.

Now the additional condition is that once you pluck a sunflower plant, you can’t pluck another.

Now the disciple goes into the garden and comes back quickly with a plant. The guru asks, is this the most beautiful plant?

The disciple says: No guru. Based on my previous experience, I did not want to miss and hence, I took the first plant which looked beautiful to me.

On the way back, I saw more beautiful plants but since I was not allowed to pick another plant, I came back with the plant, I had originally picked.

The guru smiled and said: this is *MARRIAGE*…

scary but true reality check..

in my humble opinion...maiduguri should be among that list..ever heard of the shua tribe??.

call it newage...I don't care....these are examples of who a mother shouldn't be...and look at that smallie already copying them...smh...

some should at least help her with a skin grafting remedy or plastic surgery to correct those facial defects...I mean..thats the least that can be done for her...

Ishilove:
Purging?

kinda....i first ate it at my aunty's place(although she no too sabi cook) but the meal wasn't that bad...however the aftermath no be here...try it anyways...

benjibabs:
Why? It is same as just slicing and boiling green plantain.

The fufu is almost tasteless. Just eat it with correct soup loaded with assorted meat. It is very yummy!!!

didn't say it wasn't yummy or delicious....i think my premise is quite succinct.