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ALLL THESE OYIBO DON COME WITH ANOTHER ONE AGAIN O. ABEG MAKE UNA LEAVE US AFRICA OUT OF THIS UNA DIESEASES

useless, clueless, desperate and wicked idiot. oloshi

is this pic obasanjo's?

drshrewd:
I wonder why the APC would not sponsor their own documentary on how this present administration succeeded in ruining this country. at least theirs will be issue based. coming to mind among others are: the pension scam, subsidy scam,Ribadu report neglect, bullet proof car saga, chartered flight, 15m jet money laundry, fake kerosine subsidy, immigration rubbery, missing monies: $20b (NNPC), N500b(sure p) etc, less than 30% capital budget (despite the oil boom), less than 50% budget performance (despite the oil boom), unprecedented recklessness and wastages in the system--fleet of presidential jets, Aso rock knife & fork, Aso zoo, machinery, gen etc. pardon/dropping of charges of known criminals and subsequent award to undeserving individuals, depletion of the excess crude account, external reserve, un-presidential statement like stealing is no corruption, etc

NO NEED SINCE WE ALREADY KMOW

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is that the guy that has the keys to hell?

IF I GET CONVINCING ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS THEN PDP WILL HAVE MY VOTE
5 questions for PDP and GEJ
– Can you tell Nigerians how you plan to tackle the worsening insecurity in the land, the collapsing national currency, with the US dollar now exchanging for N215, massive unemployment, especially among the young, decayed infrastructure and the unprecedented corruption on President Jonathan’s watch?
– Can you tell Nigerians what happened to the $20bn missing oil funds, and come clean on concerns that the money could have vanished into the ruling party’s slush funds for the election campaign; and tell Nigerians how you plan to move from the near zero governance of the past six years of the Jonathan administration to good and purposeful governance.
– Mr President, where are the Chibok girls who were abducted nine months ago, and whom you promised to reunite with their families? What happened to the stage-managed truce with Boko Haram and why has no one been punished for deceiving Nigerians?
– Can you tell Nigerians why soldiers are being sent to battle Boko Haram without the necessary equipment, even though trillions of Naira have been budgeted for the security and defence sector.
– Can the president tell Nigerians why he castrated the anti-corruption agencies, rendering them comatose and unable to tackle the runaway corruption in the country
- Who killed Owoye Azazi, and why was he sacked as NSA?

IF I GET CONVINCING ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS THEN PDP WILL HAVE MY VOTE
5 questions for PDP and GEJ
– Can you tell Nigerians how you plan to tackle the worsening insecurity in the land, the collapsing national currency, with the US dollar now exchanging for N215, massive unemployment, especially among the young, decayed infrastructure and the unprecedented corruption on President Jonathan’s watch?
– Can you tell Nigerians what happened to the $20bn missing oil funds, and come clean on concerns that the money could have vanished into the ruling party’s slush funds for the election campaign; and tell Nigerians how you plan to move from the near zero governance of the past six years of the Jonathan administration to good and purposeful governance.
– Mr President, where are the Chibok girls who were abducted nine months ago, and whom you promised to reunite with their families? What happened to the stage-managed truce with Boko Haram and why has no one been punished for deceiving Nigerians?
– Can you tell Nigerians why soldiers are being sent to battle Boko Haram without the necessary equipment, even though trillions of Naira have been budgeted for the security and defence sector.
– Can the president tell Nigerians why he castrated the anti-corruption agencies, rendering them comatose and unable to tackle the runaway corruption in the country

Friendship over Elections
I was chatting with a friend of mine about the upcoming elections. It was more of an argument actually. I really wasn't listening to this friend, just barely holding my breathe enough to hear something he'll say that I could twist to buttress my upcoming points. (That's what most of us do unconsciously so don't say 'Ehen' in your mind.)
We were talking loudly in my sitting room over a jar of freshly made zobo drink from my cousin's and a bowl of peppered kulikuli. I bothered to actually listen to this guy for a few seconds and in the process lost my own gathered thoughts for my next point. That wasn't really nice and I felt a bit frustrated. I had to pour myself a glass of zobo, disconnect myself from what he was saying, and try to remember what I was going to say while he talked.
"Buhari is a retired old layer! Nigeria doesn't need him," Kemute said. "We don't need his lies and illusions. We don't need his change..."
Then I remembered my point. But damn that one, he just gave me a better point.
"You helpless day old chick! What do you know about layers, old layers, what Nigeria needs, and the rest of that gibberish that was about to spill out of your beak?" I snapped. The ginger-pepper combo was probably working me up as much as the argument and I could tell I was losing it. But too late, I didn't even have time to consider the next lines before they fell out of my mouth. "You've become so accustomed to your sh** hole, you dread anything better because of your fear of a perceived worst. Tell me, how many hours of light have you had in the past six months? Six hours? Less?"
I didn't even notice the surprise, mixed with pain, on Kemute's face. I just continued reeling out my choice lines.
"And how long have you been out of school without a job? Four years? Okay. Your mother's shop has been closed down for the past three months because federal government are still working on a small portion of their road. True or false? Sorry. I forgot to mention, perhaps if you went and died at the stadium that faithful day with the others because of false promise of employment and your spirit watched as no concrete judgment was meted out on the fellows responsible, you'd have been happy abi? What about the relatives of those who also lost loved ones in Bornu, Kano, Kaduna, etc all because of the insecurity? Have you even been listening to all I've been saying since we started this argument?"
As the last words toppled out, I realized what I just said. I guess for the first time Kemute actually listened to every word I said. He stood up, eyes still fixed on me with a spark in them, picked his phone and note pad, and walked towards the entrance door.
"Where are you going to? Chickening out already? Ha!"
It seemed I won the argument by touching some open wounds, but for obvious reasons I wasn't feeling like I won. I felt like I had just lost something more.
Kemute didn't respond. He just walked out.
This was a month ago and I haven't heard from him since then. And it got me thinking.
There's been similar occurrences like this over the past months. People are sacrificing good relationships built over the years on worthless arguments over an election that'll come and go in three weeks. No matter how right we are in our arguments, no matter how insensitive we become just to express our points, no matter whether we win the argument and our party of choice finally wins the elections, it can never be worth the good relationships we had and sacrificed.
Let's choose who to argue with this season if we must. Let's actually listen to reason. Let's be sensitive in our choice of words. Let's not try to win at all cost. Let us rather preserve our valuable relationships with God (first) and with others.
DISCLAIMER: The above story is pure fiction just for illustration purposes. It never happened. If it looks like it happened to you or someone you know, then that is pure coincidence. I repeat - THE ABOVE STORY NEVER HAPPENED.

Friendship over Elections
I was chatting with a friend of mine about the upcoming elections. It was more of an argument actually. I really wasn't listening to this friend, just barely holding my breathe enough to hear something he'll say that I could twist to buttress my upcoming points. (That's what most of us do unconsciously so don't say 'Ehen' in your mind.)
We were talking loudly in my sitting room over a jar of freshly made zobo drink from my cousin's and a bowl of peppered kulikuli. I bothered to actually listen to this guy for a few seconds and in the process lost my own gathered thoughts for my next point. That wasn't really nice and I felt a bit frustrated. I had to pour myself a glass of zobo, disconnect myself from what he was saying, and try to remember what I was going to say while he talked.
"Buhari is a retired old layer! Nigeria doesn't need him," Kemute said. "We don't need his lies and illusions. We don't need his change..."
Then I remembered my point. But damn that one, he just gave me a better point.
"You helpless day old chick! What do you know about layers, old layers, what Nigeria needs, and the rest of that gibberish that was about to spill out of your beak?" I snapped. The ginger-pepper combo was probably working me up as much as the argument and I could tell I was losing it. But too late, I didn't even have time to consider the next lines before they fell out of my mouth. "You've become so accustomed to your sh** hole, you dread anything better because of your fear of a perceived worst. Tell me, how many hours of light have you had in the past six months? Six hours? Less?"
I didn't even notice the surprise, mixed with pain, on Kemute's face. I just continued reeling out my choice lines.
"And how long have you been out of school without a job? Four years? Okay. Your mother's shop has been closed down for the past three months because federal government are still working on a small portion of their road. True or false? Sorry. I forgot to mention, perhaps if you went and died at the stadium that faithful day with the others because of false promise of employment and your spirit watched as no concrete judgment was meted out on the fellows responsible, you'd have been happy abi? What about the relatives of those who also lost loved ones in Bornu, Kano, Kaduna, etc all because of the insecurity? Have you even been listening to all I've been saying since we started this argument?"
As the last words toppled out, I realized what I just said. I guess for the first time Kemute actually listened to every word I said. He stood up, eyes still fixed on me with a spark in them, picked his phone and note pad, and walked towards the entrance door.
"Where are you going to? Chickening out already? Ha!"
It seemed I won the argument by touching some open wounds, but for obvious reasons I wasn't feeling like I won. I felt like I had just lost something more.
Kemute didn't respond. He just walked out.
This was a month ago and I haven't heard from him since then. And it got me thinking.
There's been similar occurrences like this over the past months. People are sacrificing good relationships built over the years on worthless arguments over an election that'll come and go in three weeks. No matter how right we are in our arguments, no matter how insensitive we become just to express our points, no matter whether we win the argument and our party of choice finally wins the elections, it can never be worth the good relationships we had and sacrificed.
Let's choose who to argue with this season if we must. Let's actually listen to reason. Let's be sensitive in our choice of words. Let's not try to win at all cost. Let us rather preserve our valuable relationships with God (first) and with others.
DISCLAIMER: The above story is pure fiction just for illustration purposes. It never happened. If it looks like it happened to you or someone you know, then that is pure coincidence. I repeat - THE ABOVE STORY NEVER HAPPENED.

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[quote author=BokoHaramm post=30080051]They should move the venue and stop spreading lies. Lion of Ubiama is trembling[/quotit is because idiots like you exist that is still making gej campaign

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story for the dogs. stage managed film. mtcewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Congrats my dear. i like hearing stuff like this. not Ini edo divorcing for no just cousre

lawlessness oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lawlessness ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvYhTqKmbeI

ojeffo: PLSS DONT ROB OCHENDO ABIA STATE OF WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO HIM..HE CAN BE VERY VERY JEALOUS U KNOW.

And who told you that idris wada of kogi will not be jealous toooooo. he originally occupies the position of the worst gov in nigeria

nice on brother. at least for the first time no igbo and yoruba madness here. keep the dream on

MTCHEW

privatization is a good idea but our govt is not sincere with its dealings.

apc has a hand in this rubbish. i blame the opposition for this post

these pastors will stop at nothing to preach falsehood and promote their churches in other to win gaulable people over . mtchew

nigerians are always quick to forget issues. why didnt this same PDP reject ohakim and t Oji when de defected from their party to join PDP as sitting govs. or are they also in a hurry to forget the case of YUguda defecting from ANPP to join PDP. NIgerians are waiting. there will be war in this country if this so called PDP continue with this their gangsterisim

donphilopus: Lol.. Picture kini!!!

my brother. God will bless you abundantly for speaking the truth about Ameach. i believe u are not an indegene of rivers state. for those of us that are non indegene in the state we appreciate all the good things the man is doing. all the bastards that wants him to share the money with them just like odili are the ones castigating him. God is indeed watching

ALTHOUGH I AM NOT A XTIAN BUT SINCERELY SPEAKING. WITNESS ARE THE ONES THAT ARE CLOSE TO MUSLIMS. ALL OTHERS NA WASH WASH TO GET MONEY FOR THEIR FAMILIES AND CRONICS.

hmmmmmmmmmm. stella i am coming to knock at your door very soon. i will take one even if she is under age. Thumbs up senator Yerima. Now i know y stella was taking Yerima's matter very personalllll

elrufai no good elrufai no good. no we see a better fct minister. i smile when i read some stuffs from our igbo biggots on air. Nigeria will only be goo if we can keep tribal and sentimental issues aside and tackle the wrought in the system

bestest news ever

Even if Ameachi is with Buhari for 2015, what is wrong with that? its even a brilliant combination ma