₦airaland Forum

This story is not real.

Too many children on Naiaraland.

OfeAchi:
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.

"Oponu"

Another scam

Another scam

Oni just dey fumble everywhere

nwakibe:
Emefiele has set the old notes that is with CBN ablaze. And he cannot start printing a new old notes again. If you are not comfortable with it, you can go back to court.

Let him then supply new note.

bankyblue:
That is the spirit.

Am expecting other to follow same......because that is the way to go

Come 2019

Money for money
Power for power
Anything for anything......PMB and the app cohort must go down.

violence for violence

youngest85:
Ordained as a scammer

may ur sin be forgiven

Validated:
No sir!!! Ambode will spring surprises at the last minutes. APC CANNOT win Lagos without Ambode!!!

Mark this!!!

With Billions that should have been shared by mandate group, Ambode can buy humongous votes, that is why they are afraid of the primary. I learnt they have postponed it again! Failure stares Tinubu on the face, if he loses, Ambode becomes Jagaban of Lagos! If Sanwuolu wins, Ambode will sell Lagos to either PDP or ADP. All the same, failure stares Tinubu on the face.

What is so special about him!

chris31:
I will choose my mum over my wife any day any time

Baby husband

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9jayes:
Poverty can make you convert to anything

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Saint Patrick’s College
Ikot Ansa
POBox 1030
Calabar

13 June 1973

Dear Sweet Girl

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that you are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,
Asuquo Andem Edem (Okpoyom)
SPC. Ikot Ansa Calabar

Sai saraki �

EmirAbj:
I DON'T JUST UNDERSTAND WHY NIGERIA SOLDIERS FAILS TO TAKE OVER ASO ROCK AND NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, THIS KILLING OF MILITARY PERSONNEL IS TOO MUCH

I pity your life

BUHARI explodes:


"I declared my assets and the Vice President also did. Those who feel otherwise about our assets declaration should come up with our hidden assets. If they knew that we have more than what we declared then or now, I challenge them to expose it locally and to the international community...."

- President Muhammadu Buhari

"I can't be championing ANTI CORRUPTION war and still be lobbying them(NASS) to pass the budget I presented to them about six months ago. Lobbying them with what? I can't be championing ANTI CORRUPTION war and still be lobbying them(Judiciary) to respect the Administration of Criminal Justice Act, lobbying them with what?
"We must put pressure on the right quarters. Although, we must allow every arm to exercise its due diligence....."

- President Muhammadu Buhari

"I'm not interested in amassing wealth, I've never been and that is why I don't own oil wells and foreign accounts etc. This is the very reason that I'm not in collusion with anyone to share or embezzle the wealth of this nation. As a retired Head of State, my pension, savings, farms and other entitlements are sufficient to cater for my family. Remember, I don't have seven wives and eighty children. My only reason to take up leadership of this nation is to do the most I can, to do the things that others couldn't sum up the will to do and without same this nation will continue to pour our Honey into a basket and always be left with nothing. I may not be the best, I have my shortfalls but my intentions are always sincere and noble".

"I'm up and against the supposed owners of this nation who want this nation to continue to be the plantation of their political bracket, they have far reaching powers, influence and control than you can ever imagine. There's nothing that they can not do when they reach a decision and the best part is the fact that you will see their smiling faces but unknown to you that their hands are at work against the wellbeing of the nation".

"You may think that I am the devil but the devil is right there in your midst and shaking hands with you, they can arm-twist anyone and have their way. We wanted to save in the time of abundance but they will not let us, we wanted to repair our refineries for sixteen years but they will not let us, we wanted to enforce beautiful policies to secure this nation's economy but still they will not let us".

Today, we are saving irrespective of what they say or do, we are making our refineries work and diversifying our economy irrespective of what they say or do, we are enforcing policies that keeps the hands of monkeys out of our general pot irrespective of what they say or do. The job is not perfect neither is it complete but we are definitely on it and we will not give up.
Nigeria can not survive with the conscienceless and overbearing influence of these supposed owners of Nigeria, who surreptitiously command every facet of our nation's socioeconomic and political life.

Join me in the rescue of this nation or join anyone who you believe without a doubt that same can stop the owners of Nigeria from destroying this nation. Make no mistakes about this, 2019 is between Nigeria and the supposed owners of Nigeria. The choice is yours.

- President Muhammadu Buhari

ojun50:
4 eggs? he did well some tins need to be corrected before proper marriage

with slap?

Fayemi is currently leading!!!! �

Peterosky:
Buhari is surely an international disaster destroying the good image of our dear country. Goshhhhhh!!!! who do us this kind thing?

Get your PVC ready. This is only solution

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*IN CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.*

I know Most of You don't know the meaning of Nigeria dollars, yuan swap with China.. And why American government is desperately smoothing the relationship with Nigeria.

Let's me get it clearer to you before the enemies of Progress twist it for you.

Soon you will be buying that techno phone you bought at N80,000 for N12,000.

This is why even the oppositions, haven't say anything about it.

The Central Bank of Nigeria have finally signed the currency swap deal we have been expecting for the past 2 years into existence with the Chinese government.

The importance of this is that since almost 70% of the goods we import come from China and Asia and 12% America why must we use Dollars to transact with China? from now instead of using dollars at N350 to 1dollar to import those goods, we can now buy Yuan at 47 naira to 1 Yuan and import those stuffs directly.

Instead of buying these goods in dollars in China, we will now buy them in Yuan which is 5times cheaper than dollars.

As usual, another giant stride which Print Media, Electronic Media and Nigerian looters will not report or allow you to understand this victory over supremacy of dollars in our daily lives and economic activities.

Up coming reality is that from tomorrow, try to monitor exchange rate. Some of those guys who hoarded foreign currencies to make gains will off load them in order not to have heart attack over their huge loss arising from the currency swap deal with china.
Dollars and pounds will flood everywhere with no buyers, as the buyers will draw naira from their accounts in banks with presence in China.

Many NIGERIA banks will be seeking to have their representative office in China like first bank who saw to the future and already have office in China.
Inflation will go down drastically because of the price of commodities that will drop.

To me this is the most epic picture of the century

benn94:
There is little or no oil in ivory Coast, yet the know how to transport patrol without putting people's lives at risk, and here we are in a country were oil accounts for 90% of our foreign exchange and we don't even have proper transport system for patrol.Nigeria and ivory Coast are both African countries, Nigeria needs to change its slogan from GIANT of Africa to DWARF of Africa.

They have stopped using the slogan long ago.

princemillla:
What's the point. Aren't they suppose find ways to make ishorter, Or am I missing something here

For security reasons it can be

eliwa47:
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we still compiling list