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Politics / M. Buhari - Inspiration Died Yesterday by Ohibenemma(m): 12:48pm On Jun 16, 2021
Public speaking is an art. Public speaking is a skill, but when the supposed Chief Publicist lacks this skill, it is no wonder that inspiration fritters away.

For many years, Nigerians have decried the unbecoming silence of the president in addressing the myriad of problems bedevilling this country. But he has spoken before and he recently spoke again. And it was a disaster as usual. Recently, we’ve been treated to a barrage of insensitive comments from the president’s media handlers – Femi Adesina and Garba Shehu, with the latter especially vitriolic in airing his ill-thought and ill-expressed views to the consternation of sensible Nigerians. Many have wondered if the views expressed by the duo, usually on behalf of the PRESIDENCY, actually reflect the opinion of the president himself, with the most recent retort by Governor Rotimi Akeredolu a good example.

The governor had decried Garba Shehu’s statement on the rights of herdsmen to all land pieces in Nigeria, a conviction that could be linked to the destruction of crops and human lives that Fulani herdsmen have left in their trail. But he had sought at the same time to insulate Buhari from the exchange by claiming that Shehu’s views were his and that of vested interests only, BUT NOT of the president. Tell me, who are the vested interests?

The PRESIDENCY has done this... The PRESIDENCY has done that...and the likes of Malami, Pantmi, El-Rufai, Garba Shehu, Femi Adesina, Lai Mohammed and Co. have constantly attacked our collective sensibilities. It is no wonder that Nigerians clamour for the President to speak, hoping he will provide some HOPE and INSPIRATION thereby. The Vice-President, though better, is usually caught between expressing his honest views and defending the status quo. This has made the pastor-lawyer sound like a liar [/i]so often.

Finally, the President spoke, and as has been his wont (though Nigerians quickly forget) [i]ALL TABLES SCATTERED.


In no particular order, the President repeated the highly odoriferous lie that his administration met things worse than they currently are. Who feeds him these lies? Is he unaware that the current NYSC corps receiving 33k aren’t as comfortable as those who earned 18.9k before 2015? Is he aware that a trip between Lagos and Benin that was lesser than 2k now exceeds 6k? This oft repeated lie, which smirks of irredeemable delusion only further frustrates hardworking Nigerians. Yes, he spoke! He spoke about the terrible security situation that have snowballed from Boko Haram to ISWAP and Armed Bandits, onto Unknown Gunmen, rabid kidnapping, etc. And he failed to provide any inspiration as usual.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Just An Art.... Don't Open This If You Hate Seeing The Ladies Anatomy!! IN ART by Ohibenemma(m): 6:12am On Jun 15, 2021
Nice piece. Creative!
Business / Re: Inflation, Devaluation Push Millennials Away From ₦20 Trillion Stock Market by Ohibenemma(m): 5:48am On Jun 15, 2021
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And the most annoying part is that this keep happening year in year out.
They want to turn 10K to 100K in one month doing nothing!! shocked
How will someone promise you 60% ROI on investment and you’ll believe such?
You will even see some coming here on a daily basis asking if so so and so company is real,
Why? Cos they are ready to invest.......as usual!
Some Nigerians will be greedy till they enter the grave.
No pity for them.
Manyegut businesses you can do or invest your money in that will fetch constant profits.
But for where, na sharp sharp money dem want!


Exactly our point!
The attraction to these will ALWAYS be there and that's because government has failed to make investment attractive. When there is no power, no soft loans, and a very unstable currency like your dulling daddy has made the naira, what do you expect?

When there are speculations for increment in petrol price everyday, when subsidy is being removed and added everyday, when the price of basic raw materials are never stable and soaring with every visit to the market, why will people not be attracted to schemes that promise quick cash?

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Science/Technology / Re: Rare "Ring Of Fire" Solar Eclipse Captured In Spectacular Photos by Ohibenemma(m): 6:32pm On Jun 11, 2021
Okay, we have seen it... Buh this looks more like a growing crescent...

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Politics / Re: Anambra PDP Guber Primary: Maduka Never Flouted Party Rules- Group by Ohibenemma(m): 6:27pm On Jun 11, 2021
So like play, like play, this man is almost there! What started like a joke is snowballing into reality. I think Anambra is blessed, and I hope the next governor outdoes all his predecessors.

Go Maduka! Go Soludo!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Operation Trojan Shield: 800 Arrested In Staggering Global Encrypted Phone Sting by Ohibenemma(m): 4:11pm On Jun 08, 2021
That was a smart move! But with this blown open, they need to go back to the strategy laboratories ASAP.
Politics / Re: #twitterban: Job Losses Loom, Economic Woes Worsen, NESG, Experts Warn - PUNCH by Ohibenemma(m): 11:33am On Jun 07, 2021
This is how to know a clueless government. They celebrate two new investors and scare away eighteen others, and claim an achievement.

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Politics / Re: MURIC: Any Yoruba Christian Presidential Candidate will lose in 2023 by Ohibenemma(m): 11:32am On Jun 07, 2021
Mumuric
Politics / Re: A Disguised Attempt To Regulate Social Media - NBA Threatens Action Over Twitter by Ohibenemma(m): 6:11am On Jun 05, 2021
Don't threaten to act, just act please
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: NBC To License All Social Media Operations In Nigeria by Ohibenemma(m): 6:11am On Jun 05, 2021
When a government is determined to outdo itself in folly, what do we call it?
Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi’s Sixth Year: Challenges, Strides, Verdicts by Ohibenemma(m): 8:06am On May 29, 2021
My Verdict: He's doing the best based on what he has upstairs and the feedback he gets from sycophants around him.

Also I reckon that a government that doesn't joke with the welfare of her workers is trying. There is one Obaseki in Edo and he's doing shege to the staff of AAUA as we speak...

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Politics / Re: The PDP Mass Exodus And The Coming Implosion Of The APC By Obiaruko Ndukwe by Ohibenemma(m): 7:48am On May 29, 2021
Speculations, that's all there is to this. There's also a high possibility of things going the other way as 2023 approaches. Who even knows, a third force may emerge then.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultist Jumps Into River To Evade Police Arrest, Dies by Ohibenemma(m): 7:42am On May 29, 2021
Chai! This is a practical case of jumping from the frypan to fire.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Lists Buhari's Achievements In 6 Years by Ohibenemma(m): 10:19pm On May 28, 2021
So much achievements by Buhari, yet NOTHING is felt by the masses, but hardship and pain
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Stunned As Fan Tattoos Name On Chest by Ohibenemma(m): 3:35pm On May 21, 2021
Hmmm, there seems to be a scramble to outdo each other in stupidity nowadays. Why would a SANE person deface his/her skin by tattooing another person's name on it?

Yeyebrities that gain and lose fame haphazardly...

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Politics / Re: Implosion Looms In PDP by Ohibenemma(m): 6:58pm On Feb 15, 2021
Speculations upon speculations equals speculations...
Politics / Re: DG-WTO: President Buhari, Atiku Abubakar, Others Congratulate Okonjo-Iweala by Ohibenemma(m): 6:54pm On Feb 15, 2021
Congratulations to our own Madam Ngo'... I always knew she will make us proud 'someday'. This is another reflection of the world-class talent pool Goodluck Jonathan surrounded himself with.

But Bubu? It is well...
Travel / Re: United Nigeria Airlines To BeginOperation On Friday by Ohibenemma(m): 9:40pm On Feb 11, 2021
Good

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Sports / Re: Emirates FA Cup: Iheanacho Thrilled To Score Late Winner Vs Brighton by Ohibenemma(m): 2:50pm On Feb 11, 2021
Good for him; even better it ain't a penalty kick...

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Politics / Re: Army: We Are Now Ready For Criticisms From Nigerians by Ohibenemma(m): 2:42pm On Feb 11, 2021
Are you really ready for criticism? For I don't understand this tactics of calling for criticism, yet telling us HOW TO CRITICISE...

If your criticism doesn't BOOST THE MORALE of the troops, you may just be on your own (OYO).
Politics / Re: Haruna Musa Mota Arrested After Exposing Governor Masari's Payment To Bandits by Ohibenemma(m): 5:20pm On Feb 08, 2021
Na so
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Ogun Resident For Attacks On Fulanis by Ohibenemma(m): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2021
This is the height of nepotism! It is simply appalling how one minute ethnic grouping, majorly illiterate and uncultured, can strangulate a whole nation to this extent.

This Police will suddenly become toothless when the herdsmen attack the Yoruba farmers.

One day, bushmeat go catch the hunter is no longer a wish o

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Politics / Re: Call Lai Mohammed To Order - Suleiman Ajadi Urges Buhari by Ohibenemma(m): 4:04pm On Feb 06, 2021
Hmmm! There's something about power; how quickly it tends to corrupt the holder.

Especially those that will tell you "I don't like money power"...

This liar depicts such meekness that you will easily mistake him for a gentleman.
Politics / Re: Lagos Government To Phase Out Yellow Buses by Ohibenemma(m): 8:52am On Feb 05, 2021
When anything comes repeatedly over a period of time without the accompanying action, it becomes boring, irrelevant, irritating.

Unfortunately, this Apapa gridlock issue has become so over time. We want to see implementation, not vain repetitions of intent...

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Politics / Re: Abdulkadir Kure Son, Umar Sues Mother, Siblings Over Late Father’s Property by Ohibenemma(m): 7:58pm On Feb 03, 2021
I honestly thought I had something to say, but I realise now that there's NOTHING to add to the already stated views... But who knows the FULL story as the report up there ain't in the least complete.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Celebrate BBNaija's Nengi, Treat Her Like A Queen During Her Meet & Greet by Ohibenemma(m): 11:59am On Nov 30, 2020
Maybe someone needs to explain the concept of becoming a celebrity to me.

Musicians, in their little way, make effort to produce music that produces a euphoric effect on some listeners... From doing this constantly, they may be celebrated and thus become celebrities.

Pastors preach the WORD, in addition to revelational gifts which excite, comfort and inspire their congregations. Thus they become celebrities.

Philanthropists, through their benevolent acts, affect positively the lives of many around them...thus becoming celebrities.

Writers, Motivational speakers, Actors and Actresses, Etc. All add some value which people may appreciate.

But, how does a girl with hardly any visible content, become a celebrity after 90 boring days on television? Even to the extent of amassing fawning fans organising meet and greets upandan

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Literature / Re: Deception - A Short Story by Ohibenemma(m): 7:27am On Nov 06, 2020
The story continues...

The worship session was now frenzied. Some persons were not only swaying, but also shedding tears. Many were on their knees and I could see two persons rolling on the floor. To my disappointment, one of them was Magdalene. She was making a mess of her uniform, her beautiful choir uniform.



Why her? I asked myself, fuming within. I had brought my camera, hoping to convince her to pose for one or two shots with me, but now… Was she so shameless? The church was almost filled to capacity, and she could afford to start rolling on the floor – in front of everyone! I hissed in disgust. No spirit, I reckoned in my mind, could make me lie on the floor. Not in front of such a large congregation.

Then, just as I was on the brink of honourably exiting the hostile gathering, they brought the worship session to a close. This time, a guy walked out to take the place of the lady who had been leading. He smiled proudly, running his eyes across the congregation. What was it with this people and pride? I asked myself.

‘Tell your neighbour it’s time to praise the Lord,’ he boomed, his voice deep and well groomed. I felt some envy. A guy walked up to me and did as the song leader had instructed. I muttered some gibberish in response. ‘If your neighbour ain’t clear and sure enough, move to someone else and make the declaration…’ I noticed that even the pastors were moving obediently. Self-deceit – that was my impression of the whole scenario.

Short... But more comes later...

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Literature / Re: Deception - A Short Story by Ohibenemma(m): 3:48pm On Oct 15, 2020
I nodded in agreement, though I didn’t quite get her point. ‘Please, elaborate.’ I said, remembering that she would be studying political science.

‘Please, there’s no time for that. Most times we waste precious time starting what we can’t finish. It could be due to fear or just impatience, but we end up raising resistant strongholds, only to abandon them at the brink of accomplishment.’ She looked at my face and, seeing the bewilderment there, added with a smile: ‘Science student, go and read up the policy of passive resistance as applied by Gandhi and Mandela.’



I wasn’t going to take up the advice, I knew already. We were now by the roadside. I cleared my throat, aware of the rising tempo of my heartbeats. ‘Magdalene, when next would we be seeing?’

‘I don’t know,’ she replied indifferently. ‘Maybe when we get back to school.’

‘When will that be?’ I asked, unhappy at her attitude. She was already proving herself a hard nut. I wasn’t one to give in easily.


‘I think that should be about two weeks hence.’
‘I can’t bear that,’ I blurted out, ‘spare me the torture.’

She laughed and fixed me an intent stare. ‘I know, if asked, you would claim to have fallen in love with me, but…that’s simply untrue…’

‘Why would you say so?’ I demanded, making no attempt to deny her charge. Her response was a ringing laugh. ‘Okay, can I have your number?’

‘I don’t think so,’ she replied and clutched her phone tighter. Did she think I would attempt to snatch it from her?

‘Why?’ I asked, my voice a mixture of anger and emotions. ‘Why are you acting like we are strangers?’

‘Well, let me be frank; I don’t give out my number anyhow. I am very sorry about that.’

‘But you gave your number to the guy who called you earlier on,’ I accused, my voice surprisingly hoarse. I didn’t know why I was losing my cool.

‘He’s my brother in Christ,’ she said curtly.

‘And I am your enemy in Christ?’ My question only drew more laughter from her. I watched with some disgust, but was determined to follow through with my plans.

‘Okay, let’s have it this way, bro,’ she quipped, ‘I will give you my number after our church service on Sunday. Will you be there?’

The proposal sounded good. It sounded easy but equally challenging. I knew she was giving me that condition because of my earlier confession about not attending any church. I hadn’t stepped my feet in any church for about ten years! I thought it over for some seconds before replying in the affirmative. She gave me directions on how to locate the address and flagged down a cab.
Just as the cab moved away with her, my phone rang. It was Sonia, one of my girlfriends. The call had come at just the right time, I noted with relief. She would have been a killjoy had her call come through a minute earlier. I thumbed the answer key and lifted the phone to my ear.

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Romance / Re: Smelly Vagina - Some Other Causes? by Ohibenemma(m): 12:00am On Oct 14, 2020
observer88:
I have seen quite a number of threads on this forum, calling out ladies they have had sexual encounters with in the past who emitted foul odours down south and the general consensus appears to have been that such ladies are lacking in personal hygiene.

This is so untrue.


I see such threads and I laugh. I have encountered cases of very neat ladies who have this problem and would never believe it the first time should anyone tell them they smelt badly down there. I know of a guy who had slept with this girl twice with a condom before discovering the foul smell the third time, which he did unprotected.

He was complaining without knowing he was a carrier too. She was a very neat person, but sexually active and had contracted it from her last boyfriend. She'd never have known had she not met this new guy four months later.

Sometimes, the guy is the carrier, only to go accusing every lady about it.
Literature / Re: Deception - A Short Story by Ohibenemma(m): 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2020
Sorry for the delay... Issues called and I had to answer...

‘Hello, good afternoon,’ she greeted the person at the other end. The caller was enquiring about her whereabouts, how the journey was going and what time she hoped to get home. These I deduced from the replies she gave. From their tone, I knew it was a guy and I felt jealousy stir within me.

‘Who was that?’ I asked when they had ended their conversation.

‘A friend,’ she replied, smiling dreamily. ‘I met him during registrations – a very funny guy.’

‘Okay,’ I said and looked away. After some seconds, I turned to look at her and she was still wearing that faraway dreamy smile. ‘What’s getting you so excited, suddenly?’ I asked.



‘You won’t get it,’ she replied. ‘So, I won’t bother telling you.’

‘Okay, you may suit yourself,’ I said civilly. I was losing control of my emotions. I knew I was, but couldn’t help it.

I wasn’t a novice anymore when it came to the womenfolk. Due to my social activities, I was constantly exposed to them, and I had indulged in quite a number of flings with them. I had two steady girlfriends, each suspecting the other of having an affair with me, but my sleek tongue and firm self-control had always ensured that their suspicions never got confirmed. And now, I was falling in love with my childhood friend… Was it really love, I asked myself, or just lust. It could be mere jealousy, but why was I being jealous in the first place?

‘Why are you being dramatic?’ She suddenly asked, catching me unawares.

‘What…? Am I?’ I stuttered, composing myself.

‘Yes, you are,’ she boldly insisted.
‘You are acting like an insecure boyfriend. Is there any problem?’

‘Yes…and no,’ I replied, then smiled mischievously. ‘You won’t get it, so I won’t bother telling you.’ I used the exact words she had earlier used.

‘If you insist,’ she said and started playing with her phone.

I wanted to apologize but decided against it. I didn’t want to appear too weak – not to the little Magdalene Okegbu of those days.

The driver brought the car to a halt when we got to the first park in the city and announced to us that he won’t be going beyond that point. Some passengers angrily exchanged words with him, but it didn’t change the situation. I would have joined in hurling invectives at him, but for Magdalene's presence. And she he was already removing her luggage from the boot, which the driver had first opened, even before opening the doors!

‘But you know the driver isn’t right,’ I told her as I removed mine too. ‘He is only taking us for a ride.’ I tried unsuccessfully to hide the bitterness in my voice.

‘Arguing with him won’t change the situation,’ she said in a light tone, ‘especially when decisive action won’t be taken.’

I nodded in agreement, though I didn’t quite get her point. ‘Please, elaborate.’ I said, remembering that she would be studying political science.

To be continued...

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Politics / Re: Obaseki/shuaibu - Now That The Battle Is Over by Ohibenemma(m): 11:09am On Oct 01, 2020
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Edo election was really a seasonal movie I swear I enjoyed while it last.


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It really was enjoyable... Ondo doesn't seem to be generating so much excitement yet

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Politics / Re: Obaseki/shuaibu - Now That The Battle Is Over by Ohibenemma(m): 11:08am On Oct 01, 2020
Austino50:
Oga battle is not over who say battle is over, the judicial battle is already on, the both has questions to anwser about their qualification to contest the election, so relax and watch the part 2 of the battle. Don't forget Bayelsa, Zanfara and others okay! Don't be in a hurry
This battle appears over, BUT let's keep our fingers crossed

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