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Let's be honest. Isn't this cover art just terrible. Abeg! Smh. From an international label??

fizzile:
ooppsss!!!! Where do i start from? ...and after i had my interview last week, i had to switch over to thinking mode...in my definition, its a mode where u sit up late at night and be thinking about a refusal letter, its also a state where u see nkworbi or better afang soup with enof kpomor and u just stare at it while swallowing saliva severally.

This mode was still active until this morning when i got a collection mail and immediately i started experiencing the call of nature...the toasted bread i was about to eat suddenly fell off my hand and i ran into the room thinking about how i will either rejoice or lament at TLS Abuja; ran into the bathroom, still trying to ansa the call of nature, had a fresh bath and was ready to damm the consequences of whatever i receive.

As i got to TLS, i was just wonderin what will become of me but thanks to MrsDaniels and Mcstar who gave me a very significant tip on how to know if one is refused or granted a visa and the tip is once u get ur parcel and u feel ur passport spread out then know that u have been granted but if its not, then broda, sister, ur name na sorry.

As i got mine, i felt it and lo and behold it was spread and i knew it was a big YES. i suddenly tore the pack and lo and behold my passport was stamped. I suddenly started laughing and laughing and oh my God, i went down the lift and zoomed off. Now this is my timeline:

Submitted application on September 20th
Received at Sheffied on September 22nd
Got decision mail on September 26th
Got collection mail on September 28th.
Paid for priority service anyway.
TO GOD BE THE GLORY, VISA APPROVED.

Where do i start thanking.. Mcstar, u r a darling.. Thanks for ur assistance all through, will sure catch up with u there at Coventry. OlowoB, my mannest man..u rock, man.. MrsDaniels..better change that name to MrsFizzile..M grateful.. Creamyworkz, Bourne007 you guys were so instrumental..am grateful... Whatamidoinghere, you set time is near, trust God and u will surely get urs. And to the big boss Justwise, am grateful..thnx for everything. Tinu94 and Me1124, better grab yours too.

And to those expecting, u have every info you need right here.. Don't fail to ask whatever question as long as u will get the best of info here and trust me once u get the right info, you will surely get ur visa approved.

Ain't stepping out completely, i will surely be here to also help in anyway you desire my assistance. Thanks everyone. Fizzile says, GOD BLESS Y'ALL.. Indeed its been a lovely day and God will surely do same for u.

A big congrats. Study well and success

Hit like if at a point you thought the op meant 3.98%, 4.98%, 5.98%, and the likes.

Op, take note.

CSSPATRICK:
Congrats Oieda. Did u receive collection email within the 2 days that u collected your documents?

Yes I did get an email

hormolarry:
congrats @ oieda,wish you all da best. Please when and where did you apply?

Thank you

Finished applying by 27th August
Interviewed on 29th August (started counting 15 days)
Decision on 19th September
Returned 21st September


Applied at Abuja

Got a success message yesterday. Thank God.

I did not at for priority and it was treated in exactly 15 working days and delivered in two days.

Hello.

For those studying in the UK, how do you get money from a Nigeria bank account to a UK bank and vice versa?

What are the charges?

What are the platforms?

Please share. . .

Thank you.

TobyAn:
Morning everyone... My flight to Birmingham was delayed cos of the wahala in Lagos airport.. lol.. we were delayed leaving by 3 hours cos no light... Finally arrived to my hotel and collected BRP and completed enrollment... No questions at POE except name of my institution... Housing search begins... contacted several agencies and have an appointment for viewing soon.. Good luck to everyone still awaiting their visas.

Congrats on arrival.

Please where did you get to stay since you have not booked an accommodation. Or you know someone there?

Yababoy:
Thanks for this. I was able to make a token withdrawal of GBP70 at 507 to a pound today. I was constrained by the daily limit of USD100.

Please what do you mean by token withdrawal? And did you withdraw in Nigeria or outside?

Front page material.

No matter how many fakes of a dollar bill there are, it does nullify an original. Many fake pastors and fake Christians don't nullify the truth that Jesus is alive and saves. And He wants you to give your life to him!!

I don't mean anything I say now as an insult I just want to go straight to the point. And I'd assume you mean settle down as in marry.

It depends on you sir, The person you are going to settle down with, her family structure and your location.

If you and the person you want to settle down with know how to live moderately with no complain cool. "Moderately" also has definitions. Some people's moderately is peak milk-corn flakes-eat out-change clothes often-type. Some others is "garri-pure water-200 naira for meal per day-type.
So know yourself especially the person you are settling down with.

Secondly, is the person you are selling down with like the next 'bread winner' in her family? Does she have dependents? How many?

Lastly, is your location and it's standard of living.

If you have been spending 30k of the 50k every month. Know that it will increase a lot now. Like double. So take note.

She is 22 and her son just graduated
www.nairaland.com/3246146/sons-graduation
Hmmm

Following too

Please be detailed on the specifications. It's a little vague. What is the model number, exact screen size, type of hdd, etc

iamVirus:
iamDJVirus

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So, my friend trying to make ends meets applied for a job at a 'Drink Depot'.

The interviewer allowed me in since I came with him!

**No Much Time, See The Conditions**

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1. You must live in his house (A large compound where all his workers stay)

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2. No leaving of his house, even for strolling or to even watch football match

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3. Once you come to work, you submit your phone.
i.e: no phone calls (you only use the land line to call customers). no music

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4. no definite salary (He'll pay you for what you sell)
Who does that?

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5. You work even on Sundays (That is if a customer requests for drink, you'll go and open the warehouse for him)

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6. You'll go with him & his family to church every Sunday

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7. You'll do some chores every morning in his house.

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8. He'll assist him whenever he wants to further his education to the University level (but, When will you now leave his house to go to school? SMH)

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Bro lalasticlala, is this not a prison?
I'm in tears now!
In this modern world?

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My friend is still searching.

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So fellow Nairalander, Whayahsay?

The 'employer' is looking for house boy. The type you bring from the village directly to the city to stay in your house and not go out.

Please someone should answer. Thanks.

Hello.

Those who are aware.

My Nigerian passport is about expiring. How do I renew it?

Must I go back to the same branch of immigration that I processed it? Or I can go to any other branch?

How much does it cost?

How long does it take?

Thanks.

My apologies for the late reply.

When I initially made this post, it did not give me an acknowledgement that the new post was successfully made.

I will go through each of your portfolios and reply.

Thank you.

A business is in need of Android app developers for a one time project offer.

Please put down evidence of a previous work as well as your contact detail or contact me privately.

Thank you.

reportnaijanews:
The girl whom name is undisclosed was allegedly caught in Robinson plaza Warri in delta state yesterday afternoon with a stolen tecno boom j8 was publicly str!pped, s*xually manhandled, and beaten to pulp by an angry mob.

The angry crowd were reported to have countlessly humiliated and s*xually abused her pr!vate parts with all sort of assorted sticks, pipes and rod.
We don’t know whether she survived it or not, but one thing is clear. No matter how strong the crime she commit, she does not deserve this barbaric show of bestial cruelty.
See more photo:

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/05/girl-caught-and-strped-nake-d-by-mob.html

I don't support what she did BUT she stole an item worth not more than 90,000 naira and she is stripped unclad and physically assaulted and there are women in government stealing millions of naira and the same guys gather on the street to hail them as they pass?
#MoralityCheck

weyabblog:
Fayose is God sent. Chaiii buhari want to finish us. When did buhari give our lands to fulani for their our personal business of no tax. We are finished. Chaiiii
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http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/fayose-has-no-right-to-ban-cattle-rearing-in-ekiti-%E2%80%93-fulani-herdsmen.212611/

So the fulani herdsmen have a spokesperson?
What has he/have they being doing about the killing?
But now they have been banned they are talking.
They should find those spokespeople and arrest them!!

If she really needs advice, paste the complete story here. I'm not clicking

Informative

ayguru:
1. It's raining cats and dogs
2. You can't eat your cake and have it
3. Money is the root of all evil
4. Don't count your bird before they are hatched
5. Let's call it a day
6. Apple of my eyes
7. Do not play game with fire
8. It is a sunny day
9. Kill two birds with a stone
10.Talk of the devil

The correct thing to say is "You can't have your cake and eat it too" NOT you can't eat your cake and have it

Hello.

I just wanted to ask. How do get a custom made application written in say Java or Python to run on a Web server. A commercial Web server. The app will run specific services for me for my site.

How do I did it on popular hosting one can buy like from go daddy.

Thank you for your response and please correct any blunders I have made.

This is a better front page material than all those cleavage things

stanvesco:
kai mallam...even me I buy mai gionee mini port 31k. ...e com be marathon u buy at 28.5.......haba na.....said hankali mana.....
maybe its a p9...
hmmm
fone of 56k

Toh maybe nah mini I take buy

40k?? Guy!! I bought this phone for my mum 28.5k in Kaduna.

You are asking me for 40k for used one. Haba

There was much fuss at a point on Facebook about getting a dislike button. But we never got it or have not still.

Seun, I honestly think we need a dislike button.

Some topics/comments are totally against what one goes for and the only method of expressing one's dislike is by commenting, sometimes at the 6th or 49th page.

So, to nairalanders reading this post, hit like if you agree with me, no need to comment. And if you don't agree, well, still hit like because for now, there is not really way you can express that.

cc Seun

OLUWOLEYINKA:
Where a B.ENG graduate working with kwara state goverment receive #33k as salary. I pray this guy rotten in kuje prisons.

Abeg no blame the guy.

Wasn't it human beings called Nigerians that passed it into law

Where they sleeping when he sent the bill. Nobody should shout!!! The people of Kwara state like it. Werent they there when he was sending the bill and passing it into law. THEY KEPT QUIET. Now op is airing it on news like it is new.

See, as far as I am concerned, any bad thing happening or about to happen and you keep quiet, when it happens, SHUT UP!!

Jathropa tree I know is called "Hospital too far" Castor is "Tangan tangan"