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iammo:




Sanwo Olu visited before heading to Abuja.. and he is the Executive Governor and administrator of the State

15 people died, but when chibok girls got kidnapped after hundresd where killed Jonathan simply denied it, when Abuja got bombed he simply traveled to Ibadan to celebrate late Olubadans birthday

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It's really a pity!!

So all you can think of is comparing PMB to GEJ?? Sad!

voltron14:
Rubbish.

Did all your research projects, if any, become world class after first trial?

No!

But the project owners were open to ideas, corrections and inputs from other folks (supervisors, internal and external examiners, general public).

Hmmm

nairafamedotcom:
Nigerian Man who lives in Canada revealed some pictures of pot-holes on Canada road that they won't show other countries.

Nigerians react after seeing those pictures.

See More Photos and People Reactions Below
https://www.nairafame.com/2020/03/the-canada-they-wont-show-us-see.html

Cc Lalasticlala

C dis guy oh?
So if deir is pothole deir and deir is pothole here, why didn't you come back heir now? Eh? SMH

We are still coming to join you, pothole or no road!

policy12:
Naso

What you don't believe can't work for you.

Tomorrow you will be asking why God can't just intervene in your case. Na your belief system.

Naso ki, Nonso koh. Congratulations to your nephew @Okomile, lemme here word!!
And then you will now say Naija get problem. When na u to dey look for leg wey fit push u inside.

1:23am and this what you are thinking about? Shotey you post am. SMH

End time things. Lord help us!

As reported by the mirror.

A 13-year-old girl has fallen pregnant with a 10-year-old boy's baby, it has been reported.

The girl, from Russia, who has not been named, is seven weeks pregnant, according to local media.

The young couple have also both set their marital status to 'civil partnership' on social media.

Both the teen and her family are reportedly happy to keep the baby.

However, reports claim the girl's family is being probed by the local social services because the teen's mother has terminal cancer and there are concerns over who will look after the children.

The boy, said to be the father, is in fourth grade at school.

However, paediatrician Nikolai Skorobogatov told KRSK that, while it was theoretically possible that a 10-year-old boy could father a child, the case was "doubtful, fifty-fifty" and he suggested the boy could have been blamed without actually being the father.

The reports in KRSK suggested the girl has had multiple partners.

Mr Skorobogatov said a simple test would prove who was the father.

But he warned the case was "alarming" and the situation should only be judged when specialists have studied all the circumstances.

KRSK interviewed the director of the girl's school, who told them staff are doing everything they can to assist the pregnant student.

Other reports suggest the girl and the boy live near each other in a block of flats.

In a statement local police said: "On January 13, 2020, the police received information from doctors of the Federal State Budget Healthcare Institution KB No. 51 of the city of Zheleznogorsk that a 13-year-old schoolgirl was pregnant.

"The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation for the Krasnoyarsk Territory and the Republic of Khakassia have launched an investigation and a decision will follow."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-13-falls-pregnant-10-21300955

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Redeakaa:
I nor blame the guy.......she looks inviting

Modified

Okay so here is the deal....
I see mixed opinion on these matter...

Firstly, I blv if rape should occur, and this lady happens to be the victim, she shouldn't have the mouth to run to her parents and cry, bcus she basically brought it on her sef

Secondly, I blv the guy was joking, and I blv its safe to say that it was an expensive joke.....its like using religion to joke in naija..

So the final verdict is that both parties are wrong...Gbammm!!!

Modified Again

Shuuu.....this one that almost everybody is chooking me pin and insulting me like that, lemme remind all of us that the above text was just a mere view or comment, and its not like as if am defending the guy....

If only y'all know how much of a saint I am


Am like 65% saintly.....

Even if a lady is stark naked, walking on the streets and yet of right mind, she does not deserve to be raped. Do you know what rape is?

No one deserves to be raped. No one! No matter what!!

Come and see Bobrisky's linguistic sista!!
She wants to eat the nail.

Even the lady I passed this morning is pregnant for Davido!
She also does not want his money.

And yes, the sista talking was there when it happened watching Davido and his sista through the whole thing.

Shei d tunda da we fire dis pipu just went to buy akara?

Booked.

As I smell conspiracy.

Some scholars I know in the UK vehemently deny involvement in this petition, and wonder who sent it.

Busy003:
https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/09/06/xenophobia-airlines-evacuations-plan-postponed/

Is this not an emergency?

Is not like these people are from a different country.

Shei they have passport issued by the same FG in the past. FG has stuff on record about these people. Is not like these people are just claming Naija citizenship like that like that.

Let them return, and then in Lagos, the first thing on arrival should be the issuing of the new passport free of charge.
If they are killed in SA will you be asking for renewed passports for the corpses?

Even if it means bringing them and putting them in holding until the new passport is issued. What are diplomatic relations for for God's sake.
Abi I don't know somtin?

FarahAideed:
So when I down tools will U feed me ?

EXACTLY!!

I am glad you said it yourself.

What you said is EXACTLY why Nigeria still where it is.
Countries that hold their government to ransom damn the consequences. But in Naija, not at all!
No cross, no crown. But Naija people still want comfort and change. You don't want to risk your life to vote, and then you want good government? Don't you see what is happening in Hong Kong? You think people are saying 'if I protest, will U feed me?'

In a way, that is why i PARTLY agree with Kate Henshaw that we brought it upon ourselves.

I have seen countries where boycotts work, it forces the company to force the parent country's government's hand to response.
Today Hong Kong government bowed to protest. Did people die? I believe so. Did business close over time? Oh yes! Did people loose profit? Definately. But did the people get what they wanted? YES!!

Until we think collectively as a people, people whose than Buhari can still rule us and have a field day.

May I ask want you are doing about the happenings in SA? If you did not own an MTN outlet will you still have said the same thing earlier on?

FarahAideed:
The south African govt has already arrested 100s , such thing are better handled by international diplomacy and not such nonsense which will make Nigerians the end losers .I am an MTN vendor so I know how long it takes to get them to agree to take your idea and fly with it ( some times 3 fucking years ) ..do you know how many Nigerians shops were looted in surulere , Jakande and Sango Itedo mall today? Many of them might never recover again . Let's act with sense ooo

This guy has SA blood in him!!

As an MTN vendor, you ought to be the first to down your tools.

PS: ABUSRC shaa, 'in human' or 'inhumane'.

WAW!

Talk about swearing one's self in by which authority?

OP just copied the actual account of a twitter user and changed the topic.

What a pity!

https://www.nairaland.com/4991693/man-narrates-scary-experience-he

OP just copied the actual account of a twitter user and changed the topic.

What a pity!

https://www.nairaland.com/4991693/man-narrates-scary-experience-he

Yea.
Got a query about the site as well.
The site just came on board 6 days ago, and the prices are so low - points to a fake.
"If it's to good to be true, it isn't".

Ritzy10:
The Governor of Kaduna State, Malam Nasir El-Rufai, had a rather bizarre interview on ChannelsTV where he told the host, Maupe Ogun, that she might need more lessons in the English Language. El-Rufai was reacting to a statement credited to him about the Shiites leader, Ibrahim El-Zakzaky. He had said of El-Zakzaky, “I know the animal I am dealing with”, a comment which Maupe said may be considered as denigrating.

The governor, however, defended his metaphor by saying: “It’s an idiom I don’t mean that El-Zakzaky is an animal or anything. You know what I am talking about, if you don’t know then maybe you need more lessons in the English Language it is as simple as that.” But Maupe was not having it, and she insisted that El-Rufai use another word rather than “animal” to which the governor replied with a smile “I know the person I’m dealing with.”

El-Rufai had said that his problem with the El-Zakzaky’s movement, was their refusal to acknowledge constituted authority. “Shi’ites are citizens of Nigeria and they are entitled to practice their religion, there is no problem with that. Those protesting for the release of El-Zakzaky are not necessarily Shias, they are members of El-Zakzaky’s movement. “In Kaduna, there are two other Shi’ite organizations that don’t protest, they don’t block highways, they recognize the President of Nigeria and me as the governor of the state and we don’t have a problem with them.

“The one that we have problems with is the Islamic Movement of Nigeria, IMN, headed by El-Zakzaky, they don’t recognize the President of Nigeria as sovereign, they don’t recognize me as governor. Their allegiance is to another country and their objective is to turn Nigeria into an Islamic republic.

“They are against the state, never recognized the Nigerian constitution. “I know El-Zakzaky personally, we were both students at the Amadu Bello University in Zaria, we were both active in the Muslim Students Society so I know the animal I’m dealing with. Many of those making comments on this issue don’t know the history, I was in ABU when El-Zakzaky was dismissed, I know him.”
On outlawing the group, El-Rufai said; “Outlawing them is the only solution we see and anybody with a different view should tell us.” Shiites were recently in the news after they reportedly lost 50 members during a clash with soldiers in Abuja Sunday.


Watch the hilarious video below:

Read more:
https://zenithnaija.com/maybe-you-need-a-lesson-in-english-el-rufai-insults-channeltvs-anchor-maup/

This interview is 1 year old

Eponyeeboz:
Which yeye Innoson?

How many SE Governors use Innoson vehicles?
How many Innoson vehicles are in Ekweremandu's convoy?

Say the truth. Would you agree to sit in an Innoson vehicle speeding at 130km/ph?

There is a reason why SE Governors refuse using Innoson vehicles even if they won't tell you.

You think the first Volkswagen vehicles were perfect right? Even current Toyota vehicles are still being recalled.
Today we celebrate China. Do you know they closed their boarders and made sure they produced everything, and such was part of the reason they are where they are now.

But no, the President of the country thinks it wise to allow an international company free access to his own country to compete. I have never seen. Truely!!.

I am not sure what the federal government has done to help Innoson. You say it is unsafe, do you have the facts? Evidence?

This is a big step backwards.

Just tell me what the Germanys have done for Nigeria in this deal now. It won't pass a form of loan, access to funds. Pitiful!!

All these companies started in their home country first. We are killing our own.

You think they will employ our own. If not for low level jobs. In the assembly plants, in technical roles. The bulk of the engineering, research and innovation will be done abroad, and in 5+ years of their stay, we won't see the difference.

If you do not think so, please lay your facts down.

NwaChibuzor13:
Person wey insult bb naija na God go punish am. If you like call am devilish show, you just dey deceive yourself. Its easier to blow and make it with devil things than religious things. Secular musicians dey make am pass gosple musicians. Please tell me how many bible quiz competitors don blow compared to _pornstars. Between Pharoah whos was a king and had access to fresh egyptian punns, wealth , luxury and moses who make am for life pass that year?
. Its high time una stopped obfuscating the numerous benefits of this show.

You won't be quick to see their daily mental challenge games or their educative live plays. Or the life lessons you can learn from their gossips or torrid pasts. The the salacious side of it una go use judge the whole program.

Anyway. #Rico for the money.

Lwkmd...
If something is bad, and gives negative outcomes, who will collect? The only way to make people do bad things is to reward it with benefits.
If the devil appears to you with horns and claws won’t you run? But if he comes as a hot lady in bikini you won’t mind.
A bed of roses has thorns.

Serious thing.

Does you job guarantee a good career progress. If you cannot see how your current work environment will make you better from your job experiences in the future, then go for the Master degree.

If your company is well known and has a track record you can put down in coming years to take you further, stick with it.

Better work experience with Chevron, than a UK masters. Something like that.

Leo3333:
Helo Nairalanders/Chevening Alumni,

Kindly advise:

Would you recommend that I quit my current N240k-paying job for a Chevening (UK Masters Degree) Scholarship slot?
Chevening alumni in the house, please advise and share your experiences during and post-study.



Please help me reach Nairalanders.

Chiefly:
We've been together for a year plus now and it's a regular occurrence, she's always starting shi* with other guys, other times with other girls then I have to deal with thier men. Whenever we go clubbing, hanging out in a lounge, shopping at the mall, attending weeding ceremonies, infact the last confrontation was right in a cinema hall... it's quite embarrassing. (she seems to only behave at church)..
I've tried to keep her in check and curb her running mouth in these instances but it never works, and whenever she runs her mouth like this at other guys for minutes on end, it’s only ends one way: With her manning up …and expecting me to clobber the other guy for her, ultimately I get into physical confrontations and fights with these guys to diffend her and ultimately my ego.

Most people think It's my inability to control her but step in my shoes and you'll see the only thing I haven't done is hit her (physically), she's too damn stubborn (in this particular area). This is the only issue we have tho, every other thing is quite great. I've always thought she'll change with time but no. No significant improvement whatsoever. Don't know, could it be psychogenic? She was born and raised in the UK tho based in Nigeria now.

NB: *It's an arranged marriage.

So I really need your advice guys (I'd appreciate matured inputs pls from experienced folks).. Cos

Don't need a woman to go around picking fights for me. i gotta find a way to clip this the instant it starts, or figure out a way to stop this bad behavior once and for all...

Edited: Guys forgot to mention - her dad is a Brigadier General
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From a friend.
Lalasticlala let's help a brother.

Have you considered that those fights may be with you one day?

Whatever you take during a relationship/courtship and then marry with, be prepared to live happily with.

As is said, better a failed courtship than marriage.

There are more unforeseen issues you will have to deal with when married or later in the future. Can you handle the cummulative effect of this and the unforeseen?

Have you spoken to her about it?

You said she goes to Church, are you both Christians? Have you prayed for her, and/or with her about it? Does she see it as a problem to be looked into or not?

PS: Love is not blind, thank God you eyes have seen this. But are you understanding what you have seen?

Finally, you can't change anybody, by yourself. Prayer can, but you can't give that a timeline. It may be today, tomorrow or at the point of death.

emmizycute:
i need an advice from you pls help a brother.


Actually it all started like this. My girlfriend had crushed on me while he had a boyfriend. I refused her and i asked her to be just a friend, she agreed to it but we finally fell inlove with each other and she later broke up with his boyfriend she said she was not inlove with him bcz she jst felt like having a boyfriend. We had been together for a year plus and recently she added her Ex back i tld me that de guy called her and asked her to b friends ''casual'' but i told my girlfriend No! But she said nothing will happen..i had to break up with her bfr she do dat to me.. Now she's seriously begging me to pls cm bk to her dat she dent intend to hurt me but i refused i still love her pls help me!!! What should i do thanks pals

I think he still loves her former boyfriend and she still want to be his friend. Abi no b so? Since his/her love for her is still existent, let them just be truthful.
My 2 kobo

Dopeyomi:
1. Practice makes perfect.
Practice makes perfection

2. Who is banging the door?
Who is banging at the door

4. The matter is between me and you
The matter is between you and me

Horga,
4. The matter his between you hand hi, NOT me.
Me is a possessive pronoun, shei?

2. One 'bangs on' the door not 'at'

3. Practice makes perfection?? Ahh!!
Repeated practice brings about perfection

UNIZIK1stSon:
In this part of the World, Protesters don't get shot at......



But Here in Nigeria,

In that part of the world, the government does not care about their cause

Let them come out and protest against the Queen now

Thebest12:
The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, has been elected Vice President of the United Nations World Tourism Organization (UNWTO) General Assembly.
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Mohammed, who represents Nigeria, was elected by acclamation to speak for Africa, alongside Cape Verde, at the 22nd General Assembly of the UNWTO, which opened in Chengdu, China, on Wednesday.
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His election followed the country’s unopposed nomination by the UNWTO Commission on Africa (CAF), which met a day earlier. China was elected President of the Assembly.
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Reacting to the election, the Minister said: ”To be called upon to serve as a Vice President of the General Assembly of the UNWTO is a very big honour to Nigeria.
”It has proven one thing, that in the last two years, we have succeeded in pushing tourism and the Creative Industry as a whole from the back burner to the front burner from a side issue to the main issue. This has also been noticed by the global community and I feel highly gratified by it.”
Nigeria, which will serve on the UNWTO General Assembly until 2019, will host the 61st edition of the UNWTO CAF Meeting in Abuja 4th-6th June 2018.


Source: http://RationalTV..in/2017/09/rationaltv-lai-mohammed-elected-vice.html

Please does this mean he will then leave his position in Nigeria??
Someone please answer me!

Islie:
Details later …


http://punchng.com/we-warned-buhari-not-to-appoint-alhassan-el-rufai/

Is she to be loyal to Buhari, APC, former VP or Nigeria as a country through the ministerial office given?

Someone commented that she is biting the finger that fed her. So Buhari 'fed' her by giving her the appointment koh. Then when is started chopping money you will be complaining that she is stealing? No oh! She is just eating what was given to her.

kayluv21:
Congratulations!!!!
Please, did your status later change on the UKVI tracking site? Thanks

It has not changed as of the time of this post. Still unrecognised.

Do note that it's a beta service and it specifically states that it's for people who applied from inside the UK

VISA GRANTED

VISA application type: Tier 4 dependent partner & child

Timeline (Standard)
Submitted online application - 05th August
Visa appointment (Abuja) - 09th August
TLS - Application sent - 09th August
TLS - Application received by UKVI - 10th August
SHEFFIELD - Application received - 22nd August
TLS - Decision made - 06th September
TLS - Collection mail - 06th September
Picked up today!

It may be erroneous to begin to mention names to thank. I am grateful to everyone on this forum, but more the admins justwise. . .

Iamtomilade:
You should contact UKVI to find out how to cancel your application. Cos you can only get your application fee refunded if your application hasn’t been processed yet.

I think you can only get back your application fee refunded if you have not attended the biometrics thingy

Iamtomilade:
Congratulations.... Going for pick up tomorrow?

Yes