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shos:
na die u die so, u can't live to share d testimony.

hahaha.. True.. U go fit share d testimony for hospital sha

tomakint:
Behold the definition of wahala: https://www.nairaland.com/1300441/definition-wahala

hahaha... Definition[b]s[/b]

walaha dey oh

hmmmmm

#bring back our soldiers..



Please laugh with me.

Question: What is the definition of wahala.......

Answer: Wahala can be defined as when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start.

[quote author=chesterlee post=40194954][/quote]funny u

hmmm

wetin person no go see for nija...

Rip to the dead.

chesterlee:
Where is the Change?

did u see any conductor around here Lol

naijapips02:
GEJ's cluelessness is fast becoming raw wisdom when compared with BuBu's imbecility.

hehehe

hmmm

THE WIND OF CHANGE IS REALLY BLOWING OH.. THAT EVEN SOLDIERS ARE MISSING...

BABA DO/SAY SOMETHING NOW OH...

#bring back our soldiers..



Please laugh with me.

Question: What is the definition of wahala.......

Answer: Wahala can be defined as when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start.

hmmm

what use is this info

Will it help the missing soldiers to be found??











Na joke oh

MrCork:
..TANK YOU SIR. ....I SAY NO MORE..TANK YOU!!!!!!

hehe...

nickkylawve:
lol it might b his neighbors car

hahaha...

nickkylawve:
Mrcork a picture of ur £28,000 range rover sport or adontbilivt

hahahaha....
Check out this mr corks old topic
www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

onila:
I really cant wait to be married to my own posh, rich, handsome man

it was the sweetest thing I have seen recently

he was like, ur heart desires wld be granted

I remember when I and my wife cldnt have kids for like 8 years

''oh, wait I am not sure''
'' baby, when was it? was it 7 or 8 years

I think it between 1995 to 2001 . .baby, am I right?

love oooo!!

ladies, marriage is sweet o!

we must marry o!
I must marry o!

marriage is good na... May u find the right person for u according to Gods will..even as u look up to God to make u the right person for some one too.

@topic WHAT A SHAME. SmH.
#change


Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask." Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception" and he led them to the reception.
After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?" "No" came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos.
That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag."
"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?" "Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..."
The manager fainted!

WHAT ARE YOU COLLECTING THE NUMBER FOR?

This one na jamb question oh...

I cant really say something about it now because am not in that situation... And i dont want to be in that situation. Things will happen at the right time for me and no odd situation will ever arise..

AdaNri1:
They have SUG in schools NYSC orgs. and other associations after school. I wonder why they can't put these things on the agenda during national congresses. They can field candidates in each states for lower political offices and start from there. Youths for youths to protect, account and decide our future.

many of our youths are already followin the footsteps of those above.. They have lost focus.Many can be bought with little amount of money cos of hardship in the nation. Others are controlled using tribalistic remotes.. They turn blind eyes to the truth. If only youths can open their eyes and see the need to arise and take a stand...

new2020:
A yoruba friend ask me: under what conditions would you support One Nigeria and let go of the Biafra struggle.

Here was my response:

1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri.
2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports...only local or minimal connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights...direct and major connecting flights.
3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.
4. All federal governments agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC,e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
6. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented, we can try one Nigeria and let's see if you Hausas and Yorubas will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c.

The yoruba friend replied: you can't be serious, this is wickedness. I said really? Don't you think Biafrans have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs? He was quiet for a few seconds and said: wow, you are right but it never occurred to me. I said, that's the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting love it and would love to maintain the status quo.

nice comment

AdaNri1:
Why is it that any tribunal sitting in Abuja favours the ruling party? If you're non-partisan like myself and you refuse to see the dishonesty and injustice in this then you need to look closely.

If you support APC and because of that choose to see this as fair then there will be a time when the tables will turn and I hope you won't cry foul.

Nigerian youths arise and take power from these recycled career politicians. They will never give it to you, you take it!!!

tell them oh.. Just wish they will listen

hmm...

we shall see the end of this matter..

All this tribunal sef..

mazeltov:
change? Yes there was a ''change'' vision but the vision has long been hijacked

hmmm because the change just a slogan

RedCapChief:
Anybody who criticizes the short-comings of this government risks being labelled a wailer. Thus, people are turning a blind eye to what is slowly happening to our country. This judgement was delivered on a faulty premise. But people don't care. They are just happy seeing PDP lose. For the record, I don't dispute the fact that PDP ran a terrible government but this is something else

Whether the PDP is being paid back in its own coin is not the point, the fact that the judiciary is seen to be biased does not bode well for any democracy. Case in point: the same point that was used to disqualify Agbaje's petition is the same point that formed part of Dakuku's successful petition to sack Wike. This is not saying that Wike did not rig the election but the judiciary is now seen to be dancing to a higher tune

Anyway, I'm not worried because Nigerians are very simple people. The same voices that chant 'Say Barber; Say Booohari!!' may change tune in the blink of an eye. The same people are in governance coming under the togas of different political parties.

When change comes, we will know it. There will be no need to announce it. You can't hide the aroma of indomie and egg

If you like label me a wailer? It doesn't change your salary or lift our economy from recession

change is in action not party logo... Why does apc use d same standards of the party they detest.
#fakechange

mazeltov:
Olisah Methu agian? You still dey talk? Make Lai catch you there. Back to the topic.
Scoffs- Honestly karma is truly a bitchy bitch. Aunty Karma is playing ludo game on Pdp. The party had once used the same judicial wing to supress the rise of other political parties in our country before. When they were in power, they had every opportunity to correct this judiacial anomaly and to equate every injustice rather, they chose to use it as a political weapons to clip the wings of other party. Obasanjo understood what I'm saying very well because he is architect of this set up and he enjoyed it very well, He was the one that assembled Efcc as his political bull dog to bully his political opponent either in party or individuals, now the chain of the same bull dog has been given to Apc.
Please tell Pdp should sit back-grab popcorn and enjoy cus this is an Indian movie produced by Pdp and it is their turn to watch it. winksss, the film loooong oooo

but apc said they are about change?? So are telling me apc can be equated to pdp now since they are doing the same thing pdp did?? Is that what d change is all about?

kulobyno:
PDP had better focus on how to re stretegise to capture lost glory rather than ranting about partialty and executive interference. They are worried because they are caught up in the maltreatmentment they meted out to other political parties for 16 years. It's better they test the bitter pill

so thats what apc change is all about?? To get power and mistreat others From ur comment, i can see apc is the same thing as the pdp u detest.

Mogidi:
All the tribunal judgements moved to Abuja always have their verdict delivered on Saturdays and are always presided over by an Hausa judge with APC winning them, Taraba, Akwa Ibom, Rivers.

something fishy is really going on

hmmm

WHAT KIND OF CHANGE is mistreating others when you are power

ofofoCEO:
Wow, you mean to tell me these are the newly repented Politicians whose sins have been forgiven.


APC is just old win in new bottle.

Tomorrow these newly CHANGED Politicians will point accusing fingers at the party they just left after being responsible for close to 90% of the havoc.

It is well sha

dont mind dem

hmm

now they will become saints in APC, and APC will say PDP destroyed nigeria for 16years..

What do we call this now?

hmmm

BUHARI SHOULD LET HIS ACTION SPEAK FOR HIM.

WE ARE TIRED OF WORDS.

#CAMPAIGNEPROMISESMUSTBEFULFILLED

a nation with this number of billionaires and we still have many poor and less privilaged in the country...

hmmm.. Wat of that warri billionaire

MrCork:
..Hello Ladies. .today is the intanational year of Romance (check yor Calendar) which encorage us has adults to talk about love...real love. Ok ladies..wher do we start? ..pleasse dont be shy...Lets talk!

Mature reply s only!

ARE YOU AN ADULT No offeinse