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spinall: pls how can I get reply frm someone on nairaland. pls kindly tell me. and what shud I do to make front page.

Jeeeeeeez!!! U again

THESE SUPER EAGLES ARE USELESS OO...COMMON OWN GOAL THEY CANNOT SCORE...AND WHY DID KESHI NOT INVITE SONE ALUKO AND EMENIKE**sac**

Lionel Messi's hometown of Rosario, Argentina, has banned people from naming their children "Messi."

And no, we're not kidding.

As per Mundo Deportivo (h/t Sports Illustrated), local officials have passed a law barring residents from using the surname of the world's best footballer as the first name of their newborn sons and daughters.

A family who did just that for a newborn son prompted the law.

According to the SI article, Rosario residents are still permitted to name their children Maradona. Ronaldo is presumably still available, too.

THE GOVERNMENT MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT...TGAT THEY NEED VOLUTEERS WHO WILL BE PAID TO ATTEND TO EBOLA PATIENTSS AT 50K PER SHIFT...NOW THEY VOLUNTEERED TO DO A JOB FOR A FEE. U GUYS ARE MISPLACING THIS MEANING OF VOLUNTEER HERE..BUT ITS FUNNY HOW PREDICTABLE NIGERIAN GOVT OFFICIALS COULD BE IN TERMS OF CORRUPTION. ..I TOLD MY FRIEND WHEN HE TOLD ME ABOUT YHE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT TORI MUST ENTER THE 50K ALLOWEE...DNT EVEN DARE TALK ABOUT THE LIFE INSURANCE!!..
LAST BOMB: NO BE THE SAME PEOPLE WEY DEY PROMISE HEAVENLIES DURING ELECTION

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Obiagelli: I am very serious about this, you and i know how pdp governors operate. I pray its not a confirmed case.

APC,..USING EBOLA FOR BIO-TERRORISM SINCE 2014

I HATE WENGER...HE SHOULD F*UCKING LEAVE...DUDE IS NOT MENTALLY SOUND!!!!....ITS VERY CLEAR
##IMBECILIC WENGER

CARZOLA SHOULD JUST LEAVE ARSENAL..HE IS TOO BIG FOR THIS YEYE CLUB. ....I NOW SEE WHY ANCELLOTTI WAS LAUGHING WEN HE WAS SELLING OZIL TO WENGER...DUDE IS PURE ORIGINAL CRAP

I HATE ARSENE WENGER! !!!!! .....I CAN SHOOT HIM...HE SHOULD BE SENT TO ISIS

I AM AN ARSENAL FAN ...BUT....THIS LEAGUE BELONGS TO CHELSEA...AND EVEN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IF CARE IS NOT TAKEN. ..THE PORTUGESSE HAS DONE A GREAT JOB WT THE RECRUITS...NO TEAM CAN STOP CHELSEA...I JUST HOPE WE GET OUR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SPOT THIS SEASON WT WHAT THIS OUR CUN.T OF A MANAGER IS DOING WT TRANSFERS

THE PESTICIDE IN NANO SILVER KILLED HER

AtbuAbdul: Who is Patrick Aziza? My thought went to Azazi, just on sighting the post. RIP

HE IS AN APC MEMBER..APC SYMBOL IS BROOM..BROOM IS AZIZA..CAPISH

GOOOOAL RAMSEY...WE HAVE WON D LEAGUE OOOO

REF BLOW D WHISTLE MAKE WE GO CARRY CUP...***dancing SEKEM***

AND IT TOOK A DEFENDER TO BAIL US......WE NEED AVSTRIKER..HOOOO HAAAA

THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO SCORE LIKE THIS...THE ATTACK IS SIMPLY "GOAL SHY"... THEY KEEP PASSING THE BALL INSTEAD OF SHOOTING....THATS TRASH..DTS NOT HOW TO PLAY BALL...WE NEED A STRIKER...GET US BALOTELLI OR SOME GOOD FINISHER
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Arsenal oh Arsenal

MOYES WILL BE LAFFING HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!

DAVID SILVA...TURNING AROUND AIMLESSLY WT THE BALL SINCE 1988

M4gunners: See as Arsenal just dey moles Man City for blood day light.Up gunners we are sending warning to Man U and Chelshit with this Match.

Are u 4 real?...PLS TELL ME ITS A JOKE

OH MY GOD!!! SEE MUKINA'S useless BABY DADDY...WAT A GOAL...ARSENAL. .ROASTING CITY CHICKENS SINCE TIME IMEMORIAL. .
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wayne4loan: America the greatest country on planet earth , because of 2 of their citizens are affected by Ebola ,they find cure sharp sharp... How I wish my beloved country Nigeria can rise to its pinnacle.... If u be believe say naija go better pls like

NIGERIAN DOCTORS ARE JUST GOOD AT PRESCRIBING DRUGS..PERIOD. I SEE NO DIFFERENCE BTW THEM AND D CHEMIST MAN WEY DEY OUR STREET
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obowunmi: If you like order it and let them scam you again, thats your problem.

SO MANY WITCHES AND WIZARD ON NAIRALAND. .THE WORST BE SAY DEM POOR JOIN THEIR WITCHCRAFT CURSE..BUT IM SOOOOOOO IN LOVE WITH THE WAY INSPIRED HANDLES DEM....JST LOOK AT THE REPLY HE GAVE D ONE DT CAME WT SUPER STAR RUBBISH...

YHEY SHOULD ALSO TELL US THAT THEY ARE LESBIANS...
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colossus2: Eyes dey pain una
Some are fake.
Cat and Giraffe are soooo fake
The pictures were also shooped.
Amazing, but not amazing

Look well d giraffe should even be d easiest

chillykelly86: Sir, where did she search for the mb? Tell her to search the SME Data Share "Wardrobe" by dialing *461*7#; it usually hides there such that you won't find it by dialling any of the *559 codes or the 2 to 131 SMS. She can also check by sending an SMS "SHAREBALANCE"(without the quotation marks) to 131.

Has she been able to browse previously. Does she have the correct MTN GPRS settings? If so, confirm that there is no network problem. I hope you can resolve the issue for your wife.

I actually did everything you stated above...but nothing was showing...I used d sharebalnce sms..but got nothing. .when I use 2 tp 131 I got her normal balance of s dat bundle at 9mb

I transferred 250 mb to my wife...she got the sms dt she has been credited wt 250mb data..she switched off her phone..d next morning she couldn't find d mb again...and couldn't browse either.
I suspect serious scam from mtn, if I hadn't seen d sms confirming d transaction. .I would hv concluded dt it didnt transfer...I loaded d sme data of 10k on sunday and transferred to her on same night

Humblebloke: BIGOT...

PAINMENT

maryhaam: now I know having acess to the Internet doesn't mean one is learned u might just be oppurtuned.....guess what I don't insult pple,neither would I appreciate such,never I mean never in ur whole life shuld u say such a thing to me, coz we ar on a faceless forum doesn't mean insultin ourself,use ur brain if u don't have get one.low life

I SAY IT AGAIN...U ARE AN UNSUCCESSFUL ARISTO HUSTLER. ..JUST LIKE UR SISTER WHO WAS CALLING RITA OLD AND ADVISING HER TO GO N MARRY...UNA DRY WISH SAY UNA HUSTLE GO BRING UNA FAME N BEAUTY LIKE RITA....
LAST BOMB:...UR SIGNATURE SPEAKS VOLUME OF UR FRUITLESS HUSTLES
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maryhaam: am not, just felt what you said,doesnt worth her opinion involving her family isn't cool,let respect ourself abit, if I have issues with you,i drag it with you,am not disrespectful.justsaying

U made no sense. ...abi u too dey in her shoes too. .as in .Are u an unsuccessful ARISTO HUSTLER
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osaass: Good advice. Instead of the half brains here commend you them dey expose their ignorance. The Rita don know say shakara no dey pay. All her body don file like slippers.

Trying to impress her after checking her profile...u hv been busted....

maryhaam: that too much,for what now re u Rita next of kin,enough of this insult,a male for that matter insulting a lady like that,it absurd.biko is okay, the last time I check you are not Rita dominic.

Are u her sister? MARY HARAM!

sexyseun: Aunty Rita you are getting Old, Go and marry jooor

U wey dey still do aristo runz 4 over 14 yrs..wt just ur bold5 and china brazillian hair to show 4 it...u can't still pay for ur one room apartment in school..u still collect school fees from ur poor mother..ur only brother still runs errands at the motor park...WHY CANT U MARRY AND HELP UR FAMILY
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