₦airaland Forum

thisisayus: That's how they will start spending money as if we are not working, those girls aint helping ishs at all, they prefer to date a yahooboy than steady income earners.
All nairalanders yahooing or dating yahooboy, for the guys' you'll be busted soon and for the ladies, they will use you do juju last last ni.
Mtcheew

www.nairaland.com/1798955/nairalander-attacked-fasolas-aide-lateef#1798955.17

Looooooooooool. ...SEE PAINMENT OOO

kbshow100: see goat

Ok na goat dem wan use....dts better

Phrankin: YAAY!!! first to comment.
you can now shoot me.

counts** 1,2,3.......13....***Shoots him**...stop using airtel in ur afterlife

Yoruba:=OBO::: PUSSSYYY

IGBO: OBO= boils on infants

HOPE DEM NO WAN USE HUMAN HEAD 4 D RITUAL OO

PING ME WEN HE SNAPS WITH OBAMA ....I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE IS BEIGN HAILED FOR TAKING PHOTOGRAPH WITH BILL GATES...HE COULD HV BUMPED INTO HIM (90%) AND PEOPLE ARE HERE SHOUTING THAT HE IS GOING PLACES...IF I HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO DANGOTE AT THE LOBBY OF EKO HOTEL..I WILL SIMPLY ASK FOR A PIC...AND I WILL POST IT ON NAIRALAND SOTHAT MY FANS WILL SAY THAT I HAVE ARRIVED

Mintayo: Op,na only you waka come? 645 scripts? Ha ha. I hope you are saying the truth sha o.na you only mark dem? Choi.

Op is a Hustler wt Msc...multiply 645 by 30kobo...thats why he marked up to dt...God save all d kids he didnt score accordingly jst bcs he was rushing to make more money

juwoonn: Tell waec to go and hire English professors to mark all subjects.
Oloshi!

See. I had C6 in English language when I wrote WAEC some 15 years ago. BUT the joy of it is I wrote my WAEC once. And I had Msc and Bsc in Economics and NOT English Language. So STFU

Msc ...and owu dey still hold u to the point of marking waec at 30kobo per script...Msc??..choooii Naija..there is God ooooo..abi u copied too?

THIS IS THE MAN

KELVIN-XY:
i love you BUT

U get hope naa

iykofias: op, do u mean god chosen did all these, this is so flabacasket

Jeeeeeehooooovaaaaaa!!!..Bros I jst pray make e be say na joke u wan talk up der oooo.....*drops dead*

FEMI IS REAL SHIT...INFERIORITY COMPLEX

Daresh: I'm so ashamed of most of you here. Someone equated rape to stealing. Do u know almost every woman's nightmare is the fear of rape? i WOULD CHOSE DEATH OVER RAPE. Please no amount of chop and clean mouth can ever justify rape. Rape is not a JOKE. I dont care about his endorsements. Be it far from me to deny a man his bread. But he should find other things to crack jokes about.

Throw d examples...killing of twins? Obasanjo's handsome face?.9/11?..hungry destitutes living under d bridges? Armed Robbery? Suicide? ..just give us the example of a joke subject?..the truth is,..jokes dt are made out of ugly situations are the funniest!!!..people shld go n rest bikozienu!

Snoggy: Do the needful? Dammit!

People took it the wrong way...they read the joke upside down. .maybe 'cus their sense of humor is dead.

He already apologised. Why the hell are y'all requesting for a termination of his contract?
Chei! Some Nigerians and hypocrisy. Damn!

I HV HEARD JOKES ABOUT ABORTION, BOKO HARAM, OSAMA BIN LADEN, ABACHA, HURRICANE KATHRINA..AND CIVIL WARS...CAN SOMEONE PLS EDUCATE ME ON WHY D JOKE ABOUT RAPE IS DIFFERENT...
I TIRE FOR ALL D WITCHES AND WIZARDS ON TWITTER AND NAIRALAND...ENVY AND COVETOUSNESS ARE THE EARLY SIGNS OF WITCHCRAFT..REMEMBER THE ALUU EPISODE, IT WAS ALL BORNE OF ENVY AND BITTER JEALOUSY ..oya let all dem witches dt want his contract terminated go and submit their CVs to glo..SHOELESS mothafuckazz

homesteady: Sure! Why not!
An upright pastor is meant to disgrace the hell out of her! Damn the consequences!

Does it mean dt u hv not been properly educated by some replies I saw up der,..or r u jst deliberately showing ur dark skull?....I greatly marvel at ur dark iQ

Ojeffo wuz hia......

THE PICTURES... OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
*runs outta thread*

Let me use phyno's punches to reply d haters...
Fa si na egwum ama mba..m si ha oburu ogwu na o ma mba

Ndi ahu si na ha ji chaa..si ha tuo down here ka anyi gbuo ha sam!
U cant stop me maka na obago
No album but im smiling to d bank...* reminds me of olamide's " yahoo boy no laptop...always pinging and my money dey pile up"

Jeeeez 4mp camera?...wtf were they thiking?..when d rest of d players are upping dia own to 13..20..41mp etc...4? 4?...I sure know they r drunk...*walks out angrily*

FOOOOIOLISH MEN!!!!....WHO EVER STILL BELIEVE THAT THOSE MEN ARE STRIKING FOR THE INTEREST OF UNIVERSITIES IS SLEEPING ON A LOOOOOOOOONG THIIINGGG!!!!!...LIKE PDP LIKE ASUU...LIKE APC LIKE ASUU

120k plus my Galaxy Note3....contact me if u r game

LankyBrosMedia: You bought non alcoholic beer? I didn't know they exist.

Which rock do u reside in plsss?.....smh

Tell him u got HIV/AIDS... ;.

Pls someone shld explain to me what Olivier Giroud is doing in dt arsenal team...dude shld do good playing female volleyball. ..shiiiiiiii!t!!!

I hv reasons to strongly declare that....ARSENAL SEASONAL DECLINE HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED. .OH MY GUNNERZ....WHEN WILL THIS EVER END?

See as Manu n Chelsea dry gin fans dey celebrate Arsenal draw...dts d lowest of descent for both clubs

ojeffo: Oga sienna and other gurus in d house...I hv a 2007 honda accord that is gradually getting on my nerves..the most annoying of all the problems is d constant vibration wen on drive or while parked...and I also noticed dt wen d car is on park.d engine will randomly fire itself n drops and keeps doing that.and also some sound coming out from d hood..im very upset with the car.. I hv been to two mechanics and they dnt seem to know what to do with it. .plsss I need serious help and advice

Haba!!! Nobody is looking at my post...plsssssss

Oga sienna and other gurus in d house...I hv a 2007 honda accord that is gradually getting on my nerves..the most annoying of all the problems is d constant vibration wen on drive or while parked...and I also noticed dt wen d car is on park.d engine will randomly fire itself n drops and keeps doing that.and also some sound coming out from d hood..im very upset with the car.. I hv been to two mechanics and they dnt seem to know what to do with it. .plsss I need serious help and advice

Ghanaians reactions after seeing their world cup group....

What kind of rubbish is dis.. they r not updating scores. .Nobody even dey ds thread...the mods shld " go and ..."

Brainrex: You are connected to a Wi-Fi network

...its etisalat bro...wifi or not it wont make d speed faster if its crappy