₦airaland Forum

H.E chief Onanefe James Ibori laid down the beautiful master piece of zoning and it has been peaceful to all ethnic group, for continuity let it continue, E. k Clark should just keep kwayet and let peace reign, old man causing trouble.
It is rhe turn of Delta central and our amiable Deputy Senate president will be our next governor in the person of Senator Ovie Omo-agege

BeeBeeOoh:


Why should I brag about bedding a woman, abii na achievement or investment e be?

Baba forget that thing, e get some kind babe u go knack u most to brag

You see where levels take dey different?

Truth of the matter is that not everyone will know you, even Wizkid not everyone knows him.

Wizkid can NEVER reply such person, no matter what.

Davido has a lot of maturity to catch up with.

Acidosis:
Another poor man mentality. How's 150k rent per annum (less than 13k per month) better than a thriving business?

Nor mind dem, in 10 years time the house will be worthless, only the percel of land with appreciate

If you cant let go of somethings you won't grow

Ghostwon6511:
So parroting the British thieve's talking point to justify holding on to our looted treasures is "smart Mon emotional talk". And going against that narrative is "emotional talk".
How outsiders with no historical heritage think they can come and lecture us Edo about our heritage is a phenomenon in itself. Also the fact you guys believe that repeating British neocolonialist talking points makes you "unemotional and smart" only shows you have low self-esteem and you lack intellectual independence.

Also what concerns you guys in Benin treasures ? Where is your business in all of this ?

You are still missing the point

Archworld:
Your are deviating by raising a different argument entirely . No one argued that whatever they stole doesn't belong to Benin people . If I were to argue blindly with you , I would remind you that there is not part of Nigeria that is greater that the whole country, the constituents make up the whole. There is nothing like the sovereign Benin kingdom, but the Sovereign Federal Republic of Nigeria. I agree that every kingdom had their sovereignty, but that was in the past. In our current constitution, even your chiefs and kingdoms are now under the local governments , no matter the relevance you attach to it. The past is history , stop arguing with emotion because you are from Bini. The law of Nigeria takes hold of all

All we were talking about was about maintenance, I expected you to argue on this , not raise a different argument that you can't win

You don't need to argue much with these people, typical of "Nigeria mentality ", always arguing with emotions

You watch too much porn, on the average, most people's penis is same as yours, just learn to fixk well and last long

Shetemi12:
If you have leather chair at home coupled with the heat, you will know why the cloth is soak.

You can say anything you want. On his lovely mandate. We will stand

See wetin u dey defend, why he back nor wet

Men with power, this man is supposed to be in retirement, in his garden with domestic workers taking care of him and his health, instead he still want to cling to powers.

It is shameful and pitiable, no excuse whatsoever

Neddstark:
If USA can invade Iraq and Afghanistan, Russia can do their own too na.
If only Naija na serious country, we for don invade Togo and Benin republic by now.

Na true, na who you get power pass u dey oppress, we need invade Niger Republic join

Nedangel:
So this girl ( 15 years) was brought to my house by my wife after my wife gave birth a year after. My wife said she really needs someone to help her, but I kicked against it. After much pestering from my wife, I agreed.

I sooo much have feelings for this girl.
I have fought it so much. Some times my wife is out/ travels and am alone with her and kid when am back from work. But this strong feeling comes up and I feel like having her. Most times I find my self thinking about this girl. It's to the point that my chest pains me.. When I ask my wife for s*x, Most times & always she says she's tired.

Please it's really affecting me, it's eating me up. I need suggestions/ advice from my well meaning Nairalanders. Thanks allot.

If to say she is 18 years I for say yo ahead but she is still a kid.
If you are sex starved get a prostitute and Bleep

amedualiyu:
It's possible your account has been credited without you receiving the alert due to network hence use your ATM card to check your balance in the next available terminal or use the mobile app. Transfer via the ATM is facilitated by Interswitch, there is always delay in applying the fund to the beneficiary unlike the NIP.

I do check my account balance every hour using the USSD code

Someone made a transfer to my First bank account using ATM transer on Friday by 10.45 PM , it showed successful and the name corresponds, up till now(Sunday morning) there is no money in my account and no reversal yet according to him, what could be the problem?

Nothing concern blacks with pet, leave white make dem dey mumu with pets, animals are for killing and eating

brosdoncome:
Misleading headline

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Manu bts na banker

2012

Fernandez miss open goal, aiyegbeni

Blacks should grow d Bleep up, always whining over little things

Even me as a young man, if I reach my maximum I go jejely remove condom and rest, I nor dey for wahala

300whitewolves:
Waist beads are always a turn off for me anytime I see them though my babe and I never discussed something like that.

Last week as we were gisting she told me she wanted to buy a waist bead from a friend of hers, as soon as she said it I just didn't feel happy about it, she was just smiling and talking about how she is going to look good in the waist bead, how she will turn me on and all but sincerely, I was just irritated cos I don't like it as a result of the perception I have.

She later got it and I intentionally didn't ask her about it, she showed me but my compliment for the waist bead was shallow, she expected me to rave over it, comment well and all but mehn it was a big and huge turn off for me, that's how she got angry and all and decided to give me attitude and not pick my calls again.

You be mugu, living in stone age

So in my entire life I haven't boarded a train, I'm planning of travelling to Abuja soon from Delta, I will like to use the train, any advice?, is it worth it?

hotplay:
Why does the law not apply to them as well?

Ohhh, you cant go to the matket and buy a rope to tie yourself na

Sundaypaul12345:
I no actually understand wetin day sup for here

Me2

revived2:
You be mumu

Be matured, objective and sensible, he gave his reasons, why calling someone mumu

Who to blame?

FE-GBWA-RY!!!!!

01/fegbwary/2022

PASTOR MICHAEL ONOYUME DON DOKE HE OLD BABE COMMOT FROM MARRIAGE AND LATER GIVE HER BELLE.

Matter wey sway enta studio since morning, indicate say Prophet Michael of Christ Church of The Light, Abiye Parish wey be Garment Church wey dey for Akintola Road near White City Hotel, nai go doke one girl wey dem dey call Onome Mebiro commot from Marriage and give her belle now.

Before now, this Onome Mebiro nai the Prophet dey doke steady alongside other league of girls for he church, in other words, the Onome na the Pastor Babe. But Dec 11th 2018, nai the Onome Mebiro con marry one guy, and na this same Pastor nai wed the two of dem for he church. Not knowing say the marriage na just formalities and the Pastor still dey carry out he gbenshing business with Onome.

Kata-kata con dey the marriage along the line as Onome con dey find excuse say he husband wey he marry na Lazy man, say the husband dey carry her money dey go groove for outside. She begin insult the man say make the man go look for work. All this wahala wey Onome dey make so, all na the handwork of the Prophet to make sure say he grumble the marriage so that he go solely dey flog Onome Mebiro Kpekus to he selfish satisfaction.

Last Last the Marriage con scatter and since 2020, nai this Pastor dey gbesh Onome Mebiro steady for her house for Amukpe side. We all know say this Prophet don marry and dem do the Marriage big for Sapele Athletic Club last year abi last two years sef, but he nor give this Onome Mebiro chance. Now, he don doke Onome get belle. Onome dey sell pepper and tomatoes for Sapele Market and the belle don dey show Tue-Tue like Robbison Tue-Tue.

All Hail Arch-doker Michael Onoyume!!!!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=448659077008102&id=100055920412748

Only few people can easily comprehend sarcasm

Revolution2022:
I open sniper to taste .As I put am for nose I won vomit.The thing still dey my house.If I get him time I go swallow am.

72 virgins and 100billion dollars for you if you swallow an

Fyie:
Weda dis man lyk am or not, him leg go touch America soil one day

Na u go force am go na

Same way they have daint the image of warri, anything bad is warri in terms of comedy

FriendsAndFans:
Just like that, it's 7 years already! It's been rough! Very rough and tough but I give thanks to God. Life isn't always as we plan it... Life charts a different course of its own.
I have seen few folks doing ok with their wife (wives) and kids, I have seen folks who can barely stay afloat financially.

My eyes have seen a lot after NYSC. I have travelled far and wide with no roof just to attend interviews. At a point, I slept on the streets of Lagos job hunting and understood life the harsh way.

The last interview which I did and which got me this current job, I had to sleep on a bench in a market, and my bag was the pillow: because I got to the city around 11:52pm or so and my interview was the following morning. A City I knew no one in

An unknown folk in a known city earning sixty
It's a blessing

Everyone have his owm story, If others tell you their own u go cry sef

stunnert:
I remember that year I used funny jokes and humor to get my gf roomie. I used to gist with her and tell funny jokes that always get her laughing whenever I go over or they come over. One day we were both alone in their room and she saw my gbola, right there at that moment we both knew that sooner or later we were gonna fvck ourselves which we actually did two days later

U are not a real hommie