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SweetPuffPuff:
[color=magenta]talking like this makes u seem gay what do u care how e look. U a man[/color]

If dey ask u now u don make sense baa

Cry ke

It'll only make me to...................................













increase spending on booze

He should grow his beards..
Hate guys d@ shave clean the look gay!!

Nawaooo...

Maybe he heard she's cheating on him

Obi akpo!!

Criminals fall on kano.

OP how you take know say e bn dey satisfied


Can politicians ever be satisfied with anything

E no concern me again....i don serve finish
Which yeye unity

Na H.I.T until we serve finish for our cds meetings..
You'll just see d@ hatred running in everyone's blood.

Wetin go concern my children with nysc kwanu.....

One go play for manutd and the other for RealMadrid..........
My last son go take over my business.

Girls be forming the know it all..

He said "come through" if you're in town
And the olosho's brain told her i'm inviting you for my ps competition..

Umunwanyi and their level of comprehension.

zionmade1:
Dialogue will not help matters
For every igbo that grew up in igboland,.this might be their experience too
as little kids we were meant to see massob members and people shouting biafra as miscreants, we were taught to believe in one nigeria
we held this belief until we came of age.
discrimination stared boldly at us
I was signing the NYSC book of life wen i noticed that most corpers there were born in that region and schooled in that state, something that is hardly seen in the south
I came to discover that the tune for 9 o clock news sounded like an hausa or fulani song
I came to discover that south has the least number of senators and House of reps members there
I came to discover that most of our soldiers are hausas
i came to discover that most of our leaders and politicians were of northern extraction
As an Igbo i found that i will never be the president of nigeria
During NYSC i found out that Hausa corpers were treated with respect while we were treated as rags
I might not support ipob and kanu because of their strategies
Outwardly am called a nigerian, but inside i know i am not just part of this country.
Almost all the major roads in the north are in good condition but i spend up to one hour from oyigbo to eleme
Change my mindset (which is ultimately very difficult) and i will drop biafra

True d@ bro....

NYSC opened my eyes to the rubbish calle one Nigeria..
Did my orientation in Jigawa and I can attest to d@ of "book of life"

*Most of them never slept in the hostels
*Came into camp with their cars
*Went to the store to change their khaki with them shouting @ the P.O oooo......and we with all our abeg who wan change ur own kwanu
*They get more foodd than anybody in camp
*Nobody disturbs them about parade
*They are always seen in their mosque with no soldier disturbing them


The list is very long...........this country is a big joke.

Kai...wahala dey for naija

Nsogbu!!!

O lawd....

Brutality!!!

The kiss na scam join sef...
E no even from en mind,,,look d pic well

Okpo ntu na okpo ntu no matter wetin en do

Make she no worry herself..

Aga ara ya ramirez.

dokiOloye:
Grow up and stop reasoning with sentiments.
He clearly stated d cause of d accident,d J5 driver in front swerving suddenly and this is a normal occurrence on our roads,I travel 70km thro and 70km fro at least 4 times per week on d rowdy Mararaba/Nyanya road and if I were to lose control every time d taxi driver in front sees a potential passenger and swerves,I'd be dead and long gone by now.There's a psychology behind driving,if U wanna overtake and d man in front of U looks at his mirror or suddenly makes more way for u and stays well into his lane,that means he has seen U and is anticipating Ur move,but if he hasn't done any of that,U might need to remind him wt a tap of Ur horn and putting on Ur trafficators(don't know if I got d spelling right)
Now,looking at it technically,2 or 3 things must have been involved,overspeeding,over reacting and poor judgement all on d Matrix driver's side.
Like I said before,if every driver were to lose control every time d one in his front suddenly swerved,then d carnage on d roads would've been of epidemic proportions.

No worry yourself baba GTA.....
You go see the one wey pass u one day


Lemme tell u a little story...

Back then in secondary sch,one of our students drowned in a river close to the school.......and you know what?? He happens to be the Michael Phelps of our school then. The guy stays in lag and has been sneaking out to swim in d@ river with friends until d@ particular day d@ one of his friends challenged him d@ he won't be able to swim in the river and he bragged that he swims in bar beach talk more of this small one........and then he jumped inside and started shouting immediately. His friends thought he wanted to prank them cus they know he's a fish when it comes to swimming and didn't take him serious and d@ was how it all ended for him.
May his soul continue to rest in peace(14years now)


What I'm I trying to say
Even F1 drivers have died in car accidents.

gbzed:
Baba ur ITK wan dey too much u might be a good driver but it does not mean you can never have an accident, it might even be one of ur short trips dat u would av an accident, I don't pray dat happens. But nobody is perfect the driver couldn't control the car doesn't mean he's not a good driver

No mind d@ mumu.....
You go dey drive ur car dey drive for anoda person join??

What if a driver rams into you from behind and it results to an accident,does d@ make u an inexperienced driver??

Thank God for your life bro

I don't care na for person wey e neve come for before.

Very soon una go plant nuclear weapon.....

Witch hunting @ it's peak!!

Issorait.....we are watching

Igbo kwenu!!!

mccoy47:
Yh but but coming to publicly to admit bribing a lecturer and then condemning the lecturer for collecting bribe simply shows she's not smart.

By the way back then in school a lecturer once told us.
" sucess has a price, either u burn ur midnight candle or u spend ur pocket money!"
U can be exceptionally good that even the most randy lecturer cannot afford to victimize u!

Bros not in EBSU,don't say what you don't know...

Ask of dept of HIR in EBSU where you can't see a first class student.....second class upper is their first class there which only 2students might graduate with.......second class lower div will accommodate like 10students.....majority will graduate with 3rd class while the rest will go home with a pass....

Thanks to lecturers like d@ he-goat..


Apply for re-marking and you'll be a target of his colleagues..
And from that moment you'll excel in his own course to avoid suspicion of foul play

You never see when d take cus of u work marking scheme wey no go favour you.

Hahahahaahaha.... Dr. Chinedu

He has been sacked already
Drinking medium stout to that.

It's remaining some of them in dept of Economics where I finished from....

Wicked things...
They won't teach u shiiittt and will still want you to come and sort their courses.

I pity their children cus the sins of their fathers will definitely fall on them!!

Caption: prick wey dey kill ashawo when fuccckkk dey sweet am.

Evaberry:
They (celeb) will just come online flaunt wealth and make thousands of men depressed with the stage they are in.

This is why yahoo amongst other crime is on the increase




It is so shameful that the op can't even write properly.

1. In US?

2. in on gold chair??

3. A gold scissor is now scissors or is there more than 1 scissor there

Mr. ITK English professor...you are more dumb than you think the OP is.

Scissor is the act of cutting something with a scissors

Chaiiii...and you thought Scissor is singular while Scissors is plural....

God help your dumb skull.
Somebody should Pls give d@ man a brain.

PearlStreet:
Na so

2 bottles of Ace of Spades
One crown used for sex orgies
One funny looking box like box of Irish spring soap.

D be like say poverty don such data comot una brain. Where the gold wey them dey tok?

A whole Psquare drink champagne and refuse to throway d bottle.

This is Kwarupshun, Buhary must hear dis.

Chai...poverty don use ur brain dance achikolo

Na for ur village dem dey troway empty golden ace of spades bottle

eezeribe:
They either buy,steal,rent or borrow them... Depending on their financial muscle.
But in the case of Psquare... They always buy.
It's the likes of Kaycee,Oge Okoye,Dammy krane,etc that do borrow or steal.

savaged soul

Hushpuppi u be wan dey popular when u call Phyno and mazi Ice name...
You wanted to be in the news







Now here's the fame you've bn craving so much for



Real niqqaz move in silence not in sirens!!!!!!

Tufia...

We need to divide this country asap.

We are dealing with animals......marrying a girl @ the age of 14years old
And the illiterate judge too

Person no go see school but them go mk am judge........thats the one Nigeria they've bn preaching

Illiterates from the north occupying sensitive positions in the country

Check out the NNPC list d@ waas released yesterday,northerners occupying all the top posts

BlackAfrican:
The same way USA is not a country because English people are found in all other places of the world right?

Only a mentally retarded IPOBian would swallow that your statement. Go on. You guys have successfully made 3/4 of the country's populace hate Igbos. When the repercussion comes I hope you sit tight

This cunt head,who's asking you to love ndi Igbo before....

You resemble wetin dem dey use do sacrifice for amadioha.

Tell them ooo....

Fish substitute

Ok ooo,make I go slap army man nw

Yummy Yummy


Tastes like Fish.

Prettythicksmi:
Tall guys rock,shallah to all tall guys in da building.

No be only tall guyss....

Come fight me naa,,even with all ur tall

2by2 and bottle no sabi hu tall and hu short for fight

Lola bend small lemme see sumtin...