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Useless politicians.....dem no kill one??

waxxydude:
When i get money ehn, i go pursue everybody wey dey the water na only me go swim inside the ocean.

I go terrorize the island, i go dey even smoke trees, everything wey dey there i go forever dey on the HIGHland.

Na why u no fit get money naa...
Mumu reasoning

#urmumudontoomuch

Now wey I don serve finish una wan increase allawee....una dey mad!!

#19,800 u must chop till eternity!

Dey don use juju kill am...

Na who dem catch be thief shaa..

TerryG nko....olamide nko......

I go scratch scratch ur face lol.....HBD gee

IffaCatchYouEhn:
I like this guy


He depicted the gay character so well


Chewing gum freak

Nah he wasn't gay....remember he has a cute gf

Chineke!!!

See fresh sumtin oooooo.....
Wasted!!

Custom officers go still Blau am

In other news:
Phyno don come again oooo.....finish Hushpuppi for Timaya new song,,,,,watch vid here

http://wadupnaija.com/2017/08/video-audio-timaya-ft-phyno-olamide-telli-person.html

Elbowroom:
You are the pig, your pig daddy kanu Nnamdi said so himself

So pig, go to your pigsty

That's exactly how your whooore mother reacts if she's fuuuuccckkedd and not paid.

Rest in Peace young blood.

lofty900:
i know that chinedu also has bweasts.... I thought chinedu is a guy

You sure say na toto u comot from or d shiiit u from nyash?

LionDeLeo:
Are you for real? As usual, North is always responsible for your problems.

Go through these, if you need more, let me know, reported cases are available in millions.

Pastor raped teenager during anointing.
http://dailypost.ng/2016/11/25/teenager-passes-pastor-raped-anointing-ogun/

Pregnant woman raped by a Lagos pastor...
http://pmexpressng.com/pregnant-woman-raped-lagos-pastor

A pastor stripped unclad after...
http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/pastor-stripped-unclad-after-being.html?m=1

65yr old Louis raped 8-10yr old girls.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/65-yr-old-man-allegedly-rapes-girls-aged-8-10/

Uwalaka raped and impregnated a 14yr old girl.
http://punchng.com/man-rapes-impregnates-14-year-old-girl/

A 2yr old girl was raped and sodomised in Enugu.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/2-yr-old-girl-raped-sodomised-comatose-enugu/

Father disflowered his daughter.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/01/28/true-confession-father-disvirgined-sent/

Herbalist raped a 15yr old in Anambra.
http://breaking.com.ng/nigeria/herbalist-rapes-15-year-old-girl-in-anambra-state/

Okada rider reportedly raped 8yr old.
http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/09/okada-rider-reportedly-rapes-8-year-old.html

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/03/more-nigerian-women-testify-against.html

Are you don Mbanu kwontinue

NwaAmaikpe:



In my honest opinion;
There's no reason in the world why any University student should graduate with less than a 2.1.


So if you couldn't excel in a University,

No employer believes you will in his business.

You are as dumb as this your comment.

Breeze blow,okpo nyash come open!!

Even as we are commenting now,one guy go still dey climb her

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one,
Nwa Igbo ekwesiro I-me onye ofe nmanu oyi.


This is Ogunmola's law at work or The law of diminishing marginal sexual utility.


OGUNMOLA'S LAW


States that every pvnny has an expiry date.
Upon expiry of which, the satisfaction derived from remaining in such relationship is inversely proportional to the happiness generated from smashing the pvnny even if time is constant.

Gbam!!

WORDSENSEI:
We know the pigs and idiots. Dilector made it clear!

Pardon?

MrEgghead:
Now you've been noticed, Congrats!!!

Still sounding empty.

GreenMavro:
Lacazette strike...
Rooney strike....
Morata strike...
Salah strike....
Lukaku strike...
Neymar Strike...
Messi strike..
Ronaldo Strike...
ASUU strike...
What a week!!!

You made a mistake..

Lukaku Strike Strike....

That's what you get when you always behave like an agboro on the pitch.

O kwa isi ejugo gi oyii now?

MrEgghead:
You're only fooling yourself...Did I call you 'brainless' or have you suddenly turned to some people?Abegii

Nah you didn't, but I called u "Brainless" cus d@'s exactly what ur name depicts.....quote me if I'm saying otherwise..

Stinking ButtCrack!!

Elbowroom:
It can only happen in the Flatheaded pigs zone
IPod Terrorists

A Son of a LovePeddler is a pig......
How's your mum and her whoredom lifestyle?? Hope she's still breeding more pigs

All these Hausa peeps shouting 'corrupt Igbo people'...our news still better pass una own oooo..

Urs goes like this...50years old Kano man raped a 7years old boy to death

Anambra shaa.....d@ land needs cleansing,,the gods are angry
Esp;;Amadioha and ngene ukwenu

MrEgghead:
This analogy makes me feel some people are born to be brainless...Must he leave Barca before you know he's good.
I know you'll mention Ronaldo, why Ronaldo no go Bolton wanderers to prove himself?

Talking about "Brainless", your name MrEgghead depicts the true meaning of "Brainless"........are u sure u sucked ur mother's breast or were you sucking nunu d'fura directly from the cow's tentacles May "egbe eligwe" fall on d@ ur empty skull so d@ u'll receive sense.

Benz4pimp:
Yea!!!i agree with you...they need someone special to bring back the lost touch.....switch Messi and Ronaldo and u will see Ronaldo will be faced with same struggles!!!!

Says who.......a player who has proved himself on several platforms......make Messi switch club naa mk we see

Funny enough they rope in-between your legs will surely pray against your prayer!!

A situation of Ole beating Ole..!!!

Abeg hu cares for burukutu

Instead of beer parlour, do bunks....

#100 igbooo will keep u @ home jeje....
You spend less and get maximum satisfaction.

khalhokage:
I just keep quiet, read on and make note of the usernames, then put them on my list of people to never engage with on Nairaland.

I just wish I could find out their real identities, so that's there's never a mistake.

Disgusting cowards.

innosaint27

NwaAmaikpe (known attention seeking idiot)

youngvizzy1

Kingsley1000

ELKHALIFAISIS

okenwaa

motherfucker

ChopBellefull

folaniyi3

ipobarecriminals

It just came to my notice d@ a son of an imp called me out on NL.....any comment


A waste of time;just as khalhokage is a waste of sperm.

He will come like a thief..

Oyibo and their mumu prophecies

Jay Jay nwoke oma...
HBD bro..