Good day sir.

Last night I had this dream where I met a lady(forgotten details of how we met) we somehow had this immediate connection like it was love at first sight. She took me to the front of her house which is quite a beautiful house. We got talking and next I know we started kissing, I was putting on my favourite short which I always wear mostly in the evening and the short got socked with water because I sat down on a wet surface but I didn't mind.


Next scene from the dream shows me talking to some friends in what seem like a campus lodge. Then I saw this same girl open a door behind me, I quickly discharge the guys I was talking to and sneak into the room. I met lying on the bed which she asked I joined her. We got talking for a while before getting intimate. It was like the best moments of my life.

I remember during the intimate part of the dream, I placed my hands in her shorts, my hand were touching her bare butts which seem very small like that of a teen. Then, I heard a voice saying " the beauty of a woman lies within her heart and every other outward appearance can be achieved"

You are using hot plate which means there is light and you don't use prepaid meter.

btw for your first I must say you no try at all.

neat money, very neat money

OB7Foreva:
I remember wen he acted a movie with jet li [Cradle to the grave]
Most people don't know
He said a prayer in the movie
Now am saying this to him
Angel west ��
Angel north
Angel south
Angel east
Watch him
Protect him
Guide his soul
Grant him eternal rest
Amen ��
DMX long live the king

I learnt this prayer from him

This here is one of the reasons why i have remained single for the past five years. No time to waste on emotional unstable Nigerian girl who don't know what real love is. You can't love someone and claim to have feelings for another, a clear indication you never loved the your boyfriend at first.

I can bet my two balls that that butcher has more than two houses.

During my first year in school , the first exam I wrote in Uni I didn't have time to prepare for the exam because I was busy with other school activities. Out of six questions to answer four, I swear I no know shingbai. One hour already gone no idea what to write, one spirit whispered to me to just full my book with anything rather than submitting a blank paper. Na so I start to write anything wey enter head o, before I know book don full. Las Las how I manage get C for the course Na only God know

What a wonderful news.. This man gradually turning Man United to teams like Everton and Leichester

This one na food for the gods, eat it at your own detriment

Chai and one president some where is still busy fighting corruption and doing the blame game.. [

Is this not the same Blood Moon I've being hearing in vampire movies? if it is, then a very powerful witch will be awaken after 1000 years.

Chai because of this guy my 50k plus ticket cut, just last game wey remain and my selected team was already winning 1-0. For my mind my ticket don enter, when I scan ticket game don cut na this Chrisantus equalize 90"+.. Am like wtf Chrisantus you still dey play ball?

girl: honey am Hot
boyfriend : dear you know I don't eat fish

Sorry I have phobia for Okada.. Give aboki man and watch him transform the Okada to the real Okada in two weeks.

small rain will fall they will use 3days to dry wire useless lazy people

Thank God it rained yesterday after how many months. If not Ekpoma people will never use the water they bought with money to stop that fire.

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Lemme ask lai mohammed

He will say Jackie Appiah is more popular

The max i can go per night is 5hrs

My bank that has been hacking my account removin money little by little all in the name of charges

Some people just carry the matter for head like say na pure water them wan sell.

Recession is a bad thing