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Family / Re: African Man Marries An Elderly Oyinbo Woman. See Photos by Okikiade(m): 9:52pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Which kin wicked world we dey self? None of the comments above me congratulates "our newly wedded couple"! [/]ABEG, IF U LIKE NO SMILE & IT`S ONLY UR CUP OF TEA! SMILING TO THE BANK BRO! MY HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS[/b] |
Romance / Re: See How This Maid Watches TV Only When Oga Is At Home Alone by Okikiade(m): 6:31am On Jun 03, 2016 |
Seductress of the Bacchus! Run for your life, because you just signed your goner form! |
Romance / Re: Does Virtual Love Comes True? by Okikiade(m): 6:19am On Jun 03, 2016 |
Yes, some became a reality! Recently a brother of mine got married to a Trinidadian`s lady who travelled all the way with her niece! She`s over the moon! God will make a way, where there seems to be no way; believe & focus! Warning: scavengers are always on the prowl, hunter & the hunted! 1 Like |
Computers / Re: Booting by Okikiade(m): 8:14pm On May 29, 2016 |
Try dusting up your laptop fan area & clean you RAM! If the problem persist then ur hard-drive need to be reloaded with the particular windows u `re using! Goodluck 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Onuh Edoka Declared ‘ghost Worker’ by Okikiade(m): 7:28pm On May 25, 2016 |
Incest governance by empty-headed, stooge governor! Kai, na wetin we go call this kain unpropanda outcome? No be all of our brains have been reformat to non-existing & outdated system of human understanding! This is becoming unmanageable! Madness of the high echeleons! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: "Beware, 65% Of Nigerians Are Mad!!" by Okikiade(m): 7:18am On May 24, 2016 |
To be sincere, op`s asertion is incorrect bcoz All Nigerians incudin the writer & my very humble self are mad peoples! Xpecting a dictator to make it right in a natn where he is one of the contributors of her predicaments! At first, 13years of military rule, then a mediocre democractic governance followed and was halted by self-centred military dictator of...since then, it`s all about recycling! No one is a saint at the top! We`re becoming rottening doofuses! |
Politics / Re: The Dramatical Turn Of Boko Haram On Chibok Girls Someone Is Lying To Nigerians by Okikiade(m): 7:28am On May 22, 2016 |
Confusionist`s theory according to the `Doofuses Republic`! Re-adjustment of our normal thinking faculty to an outdated & achaic worn-out machines! |
Politics / Menace Clappers Of Nigeria (MCN)- Babatunde Ayanniyi by Okikiade(m): 11:23pm On May 16, 2016 |
WHO ARE YOU? 1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped 2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped He paid subsidy. you also clapped. 3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped. When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira. You clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. He has the office of the first lady. You clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped $1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped. Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped. Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping 10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You Clapped. Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped. Frantically brainless followers |
Politics / Re: Maryam Tambuwal Pays Fine For The Release Of Prisoners, 30, In Sokoto (photos) by Okikiade(m): 7:10am On May 16, 2016 |
searchiing4love:I wonder o! "In Tupac`s voice: if heaven got a ghetto!" Another changing face in the nonsensical wielding elite! #NaOnlyfor9ja 2 Likes |
Religion / Have Faith Today (Hebrews 11) by Okikiade(m): 8:51am On May 08, 2016 |
Now faith is being sure we will get what we hope for. It is being sure of [/b]we cannot see.[b\] God was pleased who had faith who lived long ago. It is by faith we understand world was made by Word of God. Things we see were made from what we could not be seen..! A man cannot please God unless he has faith. Anyone who comes to God must believe that He is. One must also know that God gives whatever He promised to the one who keeps looking for him. Abel had faith, he gave a better gift... Enoch had faith, he was taken up from earth without dying... Noah had faith... Abraham had faith... because the Jews had faith, they went through the Red Sea as if they were on the dry ground...! It is through faith I hope Nigeria will be great and I will succeed in it! By faith I won't give up because my miracle is around the corner! Winners never quits, Quiters will never wins, "though crying may persist for a night joy comes in the morning! Have Faith in God because He can never fail! Happy Sunday |
Politics / Re: Breaking News! IPOB Ceasefire On Protest: False And Misguided by Okikiade(m): 10:58am On Apr 25, 2016 |
PointB:Though, I`m not of Igbo origin; but of Freewill of God`s creature! The Biafra agitators should be granted their human right of association! [/b]#NOTOMARRIAGEOFINCONVIENCIES[/b] 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Almost Unbelievable. How True Is This About Libya? by Okikiade(m): 8:44pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Only the spiritual being of God can rule over us in naija People were already given up hope before they begin to hope! Gaddafi might have done some bad things but not to majority as naija`s leaders are doing and which they`ll continue to do! Baba God na beg, I dey beg o 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Inspiration From The U.S.A.(let`s Pray) by Okikiade(m): 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Hero10001:[/b]We seriously need prayers! God should sends help to lead us to the right path[/b] |
Nairaland / General / Inspiration From The U.S.A.(let`s Pray) by Okikiade(m): 4:26pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
This interesting prayer was given in Kansas, USA, at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard: "Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says: "Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done. * We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. * We have ridiculed the absolute truth of Your Word and called it Pluralism. * We have worshipped other gods and called it multiculturalism. * We have endorsed perversion and called it alternative lifestyle. * We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. * We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. * We have killed our unborn and called it choice. * We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. * We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem. * We have abused power and called it politics. * We have embezzled public funds and called it essential expenses. * We have insitutionalised bribery and called it sweets of office. * We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition. * We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression. * We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh GOD, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Aamen!" The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest. In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively. The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from India, Africa and Korea. With the LORD'S help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and WHOLEHEARTEDLY become our desire so that we again can be called "ONE NATION UNDER GOD." |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Had No Shot On Target! Why Nigeria Lost by Okikiade(m): 8:54pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
walahi, "our musa & samson" were toothless bulldogs! Musa no completed or accurate pass till the end; Coach did`t sub him for what? Iwobi & Iheanacho suppose to start and add fluidity with rythm interplay to wings! Kai, na square one with mikel being our number 10! Al-fulani, ileya! Spectators for another year running! |
Travel / Re: Hijack by Okikiade(m): 8:37am On Mar 29, 2016 |
ayourbamie:He`s a half-baked moderator using his full-flex nairaland`s dictating power! I`m not bothered, just calling for prayers! Good riddance... 4 Likes |
Crime / Egyptair Hijack: Jet Lands At Larnaca Airport by Okikiade(m): 7:52am On Mar 29, 2016 |
News agencies quote airline and Egyptian government sources as saying that the domestic flight travelling from Alexandria to Cairo was taken over by at least one armed hijacker. They asked for the flight to land in Cyprus, an EgyptAir spokeswoman is quoted as saying. Reports say the Airbus A320 has more than 80 passengers on board. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35915139 Please endeavour to pray for the safety of Nigeria`s contigents in Egypt! Back to back terrorism ti take over, from Brussel to Pakistani town and now Egyptian airplane; iyalaya anybody! Report any threat today! |
Jokes Etc / Re: See How Five Nairaland Moderators Celebrated Their Easter. by Okikiade(m): 8:28am On Mar 28, 2016 |
I decided to walk down the streets of Nairaland, the only thing I notice is the complaint of citizens about the gods of nairaland! Moderators turning themselves to "murderators"! Well we`re in a season of inconclusiveness...abo oro...(see google translation) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Okikiade(m): 9:09pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Igwe14 f.c. Still merry-go-round ranking since loosing a global league match! 360 only God knows! |
Politics / Re: The Naira-dollar Blues By Reuben Abati by Okikiade(m): 9:29pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
This one hotter than fire; ogbona felifeli! Na only God go save & judge us! Eku asale o(good evening o)! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Okikiade(m): 9:43am On Feb 23, 2016 |
IT GONNA BE INTERESTING, HATERS GO SWALLOWS BITTER PILLS! LIGHT @ THE END OF THE TUNNEL! VICTORY TO THE GUNNERS & JITTERY TO THE HATERS! #comingupfromhibernation |
Politics / Re: Naira Regains Strength 250 Naira To Dollar Last Night- Lai Muhammed by Okikiade(m): 7:12am On Feb 19, 2016 |
WHICH KIN STRENGTH O, I NEVER SEE THE STRENGTH O(2X)! NA LIE GO KILL THIS ONE O, HAA LIE MOHAMMED! RIP NIGERIA! WE WANT CHANGE IN A POSITIVES NOT THE NEGATIVITY DRIVES IN BUHARI`S CHANGE MACHINES! "LAI CAN SURELY LIES" |
Politics / Re: #nigeriansarecriminals: A Mockumentary Of A Young Nigerian Abroad by Okikiade(m): 2:56pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
@OP, ARE YOU A CRIMINAL? THE SPIRIT OF NAIJA LIVES IN SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! SOME SECTION OF NAIJA MAY BE CORRUPT, BUT NOT ALL! #IAMNOTACRIMINAL |
Politics / Re: How We Rigged Fayose Into Office – Ekiti PDP Scribe by Okikiade(m): 6:49pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
THIS IS UTMOST RUBBISH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! HE`S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT FROM THE TOP! MY OPINION: HE SHOULD BE INCARCERATED FOR TAKING PART! BUT, GEN. BUHARI HAS SAID HE`LL FORGIVE THAT KIND OF PEOPLE WHO JOINED HIM! ONLY GOD KNOWS WHERE WE `RE HEADING TO! 1 Like |
Computers / Re: How To Turn Your Laptop To A Wireless Cyber-cafe And Make Money by Okikiade(m): 8:52am On Jan 13, 2016 |
GOOD POST FOR 3RD WORLD CITIZENS! GOD BLESS YOU |
Education / Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by Okikiade(m): 8:04am On Jan 12, 2016 |
What a lesson! For all those who have ears, hear me: there's GOD ooo! |
Politics / Re: "Love Trumps Hate" by Okikiade(m): 10:55am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Ironical World of Hypocrates govern by over-ambitious nature of human being! #shows |
Politics / Re: "Khadijah Didn't Mention ISIS When I Dropped Her @ The Airport"-Nigerian Mum Vic by Okikiade(m): 8:22am On Jan 06, 2016 |
Introduction To The Process that Will End The World! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Donald Trump's Views About Nigeria & Fellow African Countries! by Okikiade(m): 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Curlieweed:WHAT INFERIORITY COMPLEX ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE INFORMATION WAS SHARED & PART REALITY IS EXACTLY THE MAIN TALKING POINT! YOUR COLONIAL MENTALITY HAS GRADUATED TO THE LEVEL OF ADVANCED NEO-KOLOMENTALISM! OVERSTATEMENT OFA MINI-WORDINGS(RASTA) |
Politics / Re: Donald Trump's Views About Nigeria & Fellow African Countries! by Okikiade(m): 7:48pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
HammerEvery:Your reaction is a part to unmanageable marriage called Nigeria! "Luggard joined us together for easy governance while he ignored the difference of cultural backgrounds, languages etc. Though Trump's right but at the same time their kith & kin are part of the cause! |
Politics / Re: Donald Trump's Views About Nigeria & Fellow African Countries! by Okikiade(m): 10:32am On Jan 04, 2016 |
Abee79:THAT IS THE RIGHT WORD: UNFORTUNATE! OUR LEADERS ARE UNFORTUNATELY FAVOURED TO AMASSED FORTUNE MEANT FOR THE GENERAL POPULACE FOR THEIR FAMILY! 1 Like |
Politics / Donald Trump's Views About Nigeria & Fellow African Countries! by Okikiade(m): 10:16am On Jan 04, 2016 |
"Look at African countries like Nigeria or Kenya for instance, those people are stealing from their own government and go to invest the money in foreign countries. From the government to the opposition, they only qualify to be used as a case study whenever bad examples are required. How do you trust even those who have run away to hide here in the United States, hiding behind education? I hear they abuse me in their blogs but I don’t care because even the internet they are using is ours and we can decide to switch it off from this side. These are people who import everything including matchsticks. In my opinion, most of these African countries ought to be recolonized again for another 100 years because they know nothing about leadership and self- governance. |
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