₦airaland Forum

oncoded:
The Matter reach to Braggado my Bro or Sis as you talk, na simple question ohh and for over 15 years na em I don dey ask this simple Question, yet, no gay, not even Obama fit answer

tonychristopher:
An Oshogbo - based teacher during a class session:
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Who is the governor of OSUN State?
CHILDREN: Jimi Agbaje
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2Face
TEACHER: What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2+5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That's great! You're going to remain like this until Aregbesola pays my salary!!







This is when you have owo mi da as a governor

Freelancer00:
Lol. I'll tell them to stop cooking him.

darmochy1:
Although I've not confirmed it but Ajimobi can say worse than that.

The man has no manners when it comes to talking to people.

diggz:
I remember the gud days of debo,edoyansh,kpatatoki,mukina2 ,kituan n co. running this thread but dis days we hv shreks like u! What a dot

diggz:
Hehehehehehee......sorry mehn we aint going no where

ojosegun2011:
The truth is that Nigerians really don't know the exact figure of the legislators' emoluments and by this we can't be really sure if they are over paid or not. One important thing that needs to be addressed is the unnecessary demands of polticians' constituents and hangers-on. Law makers are not expected to give people money but they are continuously under pressures and undue demands to give people money, yet this same people that take from them are in the fore-front of agitation for their pay cut. People are not fair and inconsistent. We need to make them comfortable to be able to legislate effectively.

[/b]HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SALARY PER MONTH=1.8 MILLION WHILE THE UPPER CHAMBER COLLECT 2 MILLION NAIRA AS BASIC SALARY MONTHLY EXCLUDING OTHER UNMENTIONED PRIVILEGES! [b]

Dollyak:
Optimism without action is as good as nothing. Let me leave you with a quote " “Good things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.” ― Abraham Lincoln."
Good night.

Dollyak:
fvck prayer and I am a christian. Nigerians pray more than anyone in the world. I mean how can someone fast consecutively for 60 days. Yet, have you seen any changes?
I believe in God. Perhaps he is trying to tell us to take law into our own hands like every other successful western countries.
I will rather pray for my salvation. Thanks.

Dollyak:
Not sure about my fam, but I am willing to do my part my providing a financial assistance in my own way.

Dollyak:
Then we should divide? This isn't that hard is it?