[b][/b]He contest the outcome of the election by going to Election Tribunal! Now that's "undemocrat?"
These 'APC'Democrats' sha! Only God knows!

Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on.They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can't escape.They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in analphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors.They approached the senior pastor asking:what's your name? Pastor said Zechariah Zwingina, the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.They approached the elders. The first one said ZarepathZolomon.The next one said Zalade Zomorin.The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin.They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.The Organist screamed, he isa liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.If you were in the congregation, whatwill be your name‪#‎laugh‬, it is a good medicine

Separation of Power! Against pseudo-democraticism! We're moving in the right direction by checking the power of the arms of government!

lordthree:

im not exactly a shallow guy, but my ex has it all, physical features and all and killer curves my friend is pretty too but if i had to compare on the bases of looks then my ex would win but coming to personalities my friend has a great one and its like we know what we are both thinking and we have similar behaviours, the opposite with my girlfriend, we really dont have anything in common but i love her maybe because it was difficult to get her to be my girlfriend (took me close to six months)

You got carried away in beauty not a wifey material!

Calling your friend to a one on one chat is not a sin! You don't married out of pity, "ur best friend" might suppose to be what you want in a wife! Character matter most than beauty: cooking, level-headedness, submissiveness, etc. God guides & blesses!

#Respect

coldsummer:
[size=18pt]There's one thing we all can't take away from GEJ:

#CLUELESSNESS

Take that away from him and he will be left with nothing.


GEJ continue to humor us. [/size]

You're indeed "a graduating student of cluelessness!" Still calling 'GEJ' a clueless president shows how you got ur B. sc in Cluelessity Education! He outwitted many APC's elite by postponing election to their defiance! #NaOnlyForNaija

[i][/i]All intending "olori's" should applies, there're plenty bed @ the hostel for 'queens' in Oyo!

darisgod:


No wonder ibadan hs d highest rate of blaching women, all na for Aalafin n his likes

I wanna hw baba go dey satisfy dis one now
Rooster go dey for sex


If baba kick bucket is she allowed to remaRry sha ?

SMH

darisgod:


No wonder ibadan hs d highest rate of blaching women, all na for Aalafin n his likes

I wanna hw baba go dey satisfy dis one now
Rooster go dey for sex


If baba kick bucket is she allowed to remaRry sha ?

SMH

What's the fuss?! We all have our life to live right or wrong, it's a matter of 'choices! "Choose urs!

[b][/b]Requiring a "wake-up key" I'm coming out of siddon looking hibernation through inaction from commotion to move the motion of growing confidence of the team! Complement to you all!

[b][/b]Military Rule's an abberation! Buhari should appologize for the truncation of elected government! He & his co-hort should 've been a deterrent instruments not an ursuper! The devil you know is better than "unproving angel"; we should beware of wolf in sheep's clothing! #GodknowsBest #GodGuides

Vanity of life To be educated is to be enlightened, otherwise the dead are better than uneducated living! We should pride our privileges!

I'm waking up from my siddon looking mode! GW2 without looking! Anu awon opponent mi se mi sa, "sis vis pacem, para pacem"! Igwe14foundation

In this "World of Nairaland" there are two things involves; i. Beau of Moderation &; ii. Master of Raving Moment! Re-checking your commentaries to know category you belongs! Arresto momento... GEJ should be commended for ensuring a life safety election,kudos to him in great measure! Trespass at ur own peril! How many of Aregbe's kids armed himselves/herselves with charms? No one is a saint, Jonathan is a moderate Nigeria President no matter how is character being painted in bad light! Prof's statements are matured & welcome! Goodluck Osun people!

Codes for Igwefourteen!
Happy playing!

Chamotex pls my nairaland codes & head to head
Igwe14 on preseason

some peoples are pain in the ha55 & will be flush to the bottom of the public salanga wey dey for ojuelegba,why so much hatred for Arsenal! Our optimism I think is the main reason! #TheLord'sName'sArsenal

Some people need to update their data bases or switch to newly upgraded environment; still tagging Arsenal as a trophyless team is achaic sir! 2013/2014 New FA Cup Champions! Updated?

Madam you fear God for that statement!Executive slave with many security guards and direct access to govt funds! Na only for 9ja... God dey

SLIDE waxie: if u can say something else without mentioning APC, we will make u a mod on NL.....

APC will give u hypertension!

I dey laugh o! Modern devil have repackaged himself from wearing an all black attire to a bling bling chains mixed up with red underling! You'll be judge!

If satan comes to Nigeria and declares for APC! He'll be termed "a progressive angel",God's merciful!

[color=][/color]absolutism from curtain! He who has brain, "let him or her thinks".

Copy and paste! NCRM

God've mercy! Even if the come now Nigerians won't believe him;bunch of corrupted brains! Today,PDP's evil while the desperadoes are portraying themselves saint! Why can't we practice CONFEDERALISM to expose each region capacity to work as a unit! No one's a saint; OBJ,Tinubu,Buhari,IBB etc. How can the APC says IBB a patriotic leader now that he's in league with them? God dey watch sha

Before na Assaidi and today na Borini! Liverpool wetin Scums stole from you!

Olorun Oba o;a senator of the federal republic of Nigeria turning himself to an object of ridicule with his insatiable weapon of mass destruction(destroying and redestroying lives of innocent girls)! God dey o! No integrity for national assemblies(fg,upper & lower chambers with all states in 9ja)!

Beating the best to become the best! Flukes're no longer on Arsenal's payroll right now! Good draw, making statements is the theme!

Ile-Ife existed before Oyo;yes! Alaafin's superiority to Ooni's title is all Oranmiyan's paternity! A public leader canvassing for private university,smh! Common man where art thou fate?

We're totally crushed! Why should Wenger removed our only fulcrum(Flamini)?Arteta & Flamini would've quench whatever City throws to them and help shield the defence line! Wenger's gaffe by underestimate city!

naptu2: President obasanjo bows to greet his president,goodluck jonathan today in nairobi kenya,both were special guest of honor in the kenyan 50th anniversary celebrations.

What else? Leaders of 9ja'Re complicating and unpredictable!.