Geegar:

noooo u dont get t...u need pure original cleansin..not 4rm diz villag godz oh!!...u canot cum nd tell mi sum part of ya body no dey yan u d sam stuf?!was once de eye of d godz of diz villag..nd besydz tz not dat kinda deliveranc you're ftinkn sef...OKITAIJI will sureli giv u tipz ow diz kin one workz..

your head dey der in fact I return you as the eyes of the gods of this village again, try by all means to cleanse her from fraiser concussion

jubrealguy:
why u go come out talk say ur husband get concubines na........e no make like that.....lolz

tell am jor, why she allow concubine at first to stay with us

jubrealguy:
beforeeeeee, e don tey i don dey watch out

baba no mind am, na initial gragra dey worry her jor

Slimfitdiva:

Noooo. Dnt get it twisted.....village ewu sef don relocate BT oki dey use dier as rendezvous wit his concubines

haba bae if na truth be dat, how come you fit stay with me because right now we are together lolz..make I no catch this jubrealguy oo

Geegar:

tz not dat am against wuh okitaiji said oh..ah also observd Dsamfin ..d way ah see dah spirit in u tz obvious dat godz of diz village cant banish it..t well sureli possess anodr body..t cant b mi dats all...u wont undrstnd now till aftr d cleansin nd deliveranc!!no OFFENSE ah swear!! dont stress t u must go 4rit uh?! #Or...

u be my G jor, she no go understand herself till those egunje leave her body, abeg try and convince her for me

Geegar:

may d godz hav a very big mercy on you!!

gods na my friend so they don forgive me already

lollydope:

Gal...don't give yourself unnecessary headache jawe...

bae I hope you will join force with me to end this crisis in my family

VillageGOAT:

lolz... She go understand say you get one baby mama before her, so which of them come be the main chick and side chick between abishaddy and slimfitdiva?

all of them na main and front Chic, there are my world

lollydope:




Not good enough...and yeah i am her twinnie

u are the most elegant bae I have ever seen, ur radiance said it all that is why I'm inviting you to my house for a lunch so that you will talk to your twinie slimfitdiva for me, I don wan to loose the endowed beauty of you both from my house

VillageGOAT:
Okitaiji and his wife abishaddy taking their baby girl to school

abeg make slimfitdiva no see this one oo lol..

Slimfitdiva:

Awwwww.....that's so good 2 know......okitaiji no go escape this one......as dem elder talk say one day 4 the their nd anoda day 4 d owner........I gat solid six packs men behind me....but abt d fuel.....no worry as NEPA don land us light dis morn after 2weeks of failure..... Iwo lenu tie ojere

bae no lele na so them the come na and na so them go decamp too

lollydope:

No!!! my padi won't do that
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oyehomz1...

why u look like my baby slimfitdiva like that, shey na you be her twinie were she the tell me about? abeg try come my home make I see whether I can mistake you to my slimfitdiva

Fraiser:
nawa for u o... Na okitaiji my sure padi u dey call small boi? If hin catch u ano dey dia o...

abeg no gist him until what happens in 1990 repeat itself first

Fraiser:
jubreel u na my guy na, why u com dey mention okitaiji for my babe matter again... Take ur tym o... Morni bawx, hw ur nyt?

wic matter did you get for my wife head or u want to steal from her? morning padi

Slimfitdiva:

Dnt worry ur bonga fish head...DT fire will be put out today.....as we wil be packing out of ur house.... You can den av all d ladies in d village*an advice, no pass ur boundary wit d engaged ones ooo* as for myself.....proposal don plenty...... I go do screening b4 interview go follow join kom chus d one who my gele go fit....

calm down bae if you pack out what will bcom of me? I'm nothing without u on my side

Slimfitdiva:

Same here..I dey feel am but na okitaiji feel am pass as me and abishaddy send am mk him go sleep boys quarters..

my dear more than hell fire but it will quench today

Northkendal:
Morning sweethearts, trust u all slept well? Tumao is d dayyyy..'shaking my sexy ass'

hello my sugar it is my privilege to welcome you to my inner chamber so that I can weigh your "sexy ass" well, hope your night was good

jubrealguy:
Brother Okitaji, coman confam if the ass is really sexy.

Good morning

my guy go ahead and weigh the inches my submit the report to me asap, I know say nortkendal tin d good

SMartins1:
Elder okitaiji, how far na and am ur night was pleasant?

my padi tnx.. everything is good, fraiser will be at the gate all through tmao to check mate traffic

CandiceJay:
Good morning beautiful people. Its just a few hours to printing of CUL, all glory to God.

Okitaiji, it's not my fault dat i only sneak in every evening. You know one has got to conserve battery in dis our naija of today where light is gold. I ain't got much to spare, really missing out on d fun in dis villa. May God answer my prayer nd give those nitwits called Nepa some sense.

IghravwelG, my misses are unexplainable, i bliv you are good.

See y'all later

my dear I feel your pain but trust me it will soon be over, they is light at the end of the tunnel love you forever my dear

olisestephen212:
@slimfitdiba aren't you tired of all this small boiz chasing you around. while not come to the real deal,which is me. I have so much to offer. I have an untapped love to give to you, I have enough fuel to provide you daily,and you will even forget that fuel now sells for 145naira, and trust me I am a sugar daddy with a difference,one who has six packs and a lot of oil money to water this our young proposed love. I know those small boiz will come straight away to attack me but my dear don't worry I have a thick skin like kpomo@ DG minister of women affairs NYSC.Fraiser.

is like you want to touch a Lion tail.. u beta stay clear of my slimfitdiva life oo. welcome bro

good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...

marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..

my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling

abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear

my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.

all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.

candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead

Slimfitdiva:
*clears throat* uhnuhnuhnuhn.....ni bayi....we no see rope to tie d day nd now d tym has gone......a diva gotta av her beau sleep....oki....mk I no see ur mosquito leg 4 my bedroom oooo...night ya all

haba nah!!! if I come who go do jigijigi with you tonight just raise the duvet small let me enter.. have a superlative dreams my love

okeeyyy I don catch candicejay today, she go sneak in here all tru the night and enjoy our grooves and disappear I a day time..hope ur day was good dear sugar

Slimfitdiva:

Oh boi....no b Stamford bridge go fall alone oooo.na ur tin go fall dis tym around

I beg make una pirry am because na lone striker hin be oo

Fraiser:
kai... Oboi see badt man tin... Baba I fear u o

lolz.. wetin I go do again, u know sey the best way to attacks is to defend... so na the best option be that oo

Aieboocaar:


Bros dis mata never reach to dey tear shirt na.. Just give me 1 make i hold for u while u iron things out with the oda

nobody wan leave na hin be koko now oo

Sunnepa17:



Lolzz..nice decision 4rm Abishaddy nd slimfitdiva, divorce gan gan lo le se

enemy... u no go succeed

Slimfitdiva:

U shud av tout of DT b4 u decided 2 turn ow body nd hrt in2 a field kom dey score as u lyk.......oki wey dey form drogba....ishhhhh

that's why I want both of u to be my terry and ivanovic and defend me now if not Stamford bridge will fall oo

Slimfitdiva:

Wole si bo Ko Jo rara!!! Nah dis nite we go iron d mata out.....nd go d village square 2mao .......just be ready 2 face women's wrath.....na seasonal film ooo

do u pple want me to leave this house for both of you this night? I no wan die bfor my time for una matter oo

Fraiser:
kai... Okitaiji u don cast...

baba I no understand what am seeing oo, ee be like say u go chuk mouth for this two lioness call slimfitdiva and abishaddy in my crib now oo

Geegar:
hmmm..u must b a comedian..soo u wan myk dah *spirit of okpeteshi*entr my body uh?!.bro go well..tel mi more wen una return

hahaha no kee me with laff abeg

Slimfitdiva:

It already has.....afefe ti fe a de ti ri furo eeeee......shaddy don spil da beans herself..... Nd now we are both filling 4 divorce.....

filling divorce keh I beg una in d name of chesus