₦airaland Forum

mariosam:
Abeg ooooo...........easy oooooo..........e never reach lyk dat.

Myself dey beg on his behalf..

lmao... e be like say u lik DG so much oo hmmm

ray4000:
Abeg tro one come come kebbi

no lele she go soon reach u

Slimfitdiva:
U get mouth......are you sure you get that kain stamina

gidigba... d more i see d more stamina increase. if it is one person my stamina booster wil measure it, and as number increases the booster will increase the stamina too...

Slimfitdiva:
I know nah. Na ur way....that's why ur lips dey round like my grandma's tin lip

lmoa... my lips were design to cover the twins wella without allowin any part to remain outside either small, medium, big or extra big all hav their size in my lips

ray4000:
She is fine **i still need one more girl** Abi u fit borrow me one of ur own what are friend for.

if u try am suogal go divorce u... bt if u insist u kno sey we hav fantastically new bae in d house now so i wil giv u one

ray4000:
Which twins is that* my favourite part* okitaiji no be only u like twins ooooo

lolzz... u kno those twins belongs me alone nah but no worry i will find u one twins as my padi is concern

marvluv:
lols..make I start to dey iron my logistic lace & polish my 45inches shoe from now since I gat no job...I will just try to get busy with dat in due course...
#u should trust me nah#

lmao... u kno that u are the mother of the day, everything wil be assiduosusly arrange b4 u arrived

Slimfitdiva:
No worry nah..... After all this logistic reasons clear komot.......mehn!!! I go come join you...
We go parry.....we go jolly and we go........
No lele cuz my iyale sef go follow join body jawe

that's my bae.. very soon all this logistics and assiduously will end and Parry go take place

mehn no be small enjoyment because as he go be thre*some enh!!! no dull moment at all

Precious91:
Choi,have missed this village.Had to go to city for ac air. .I missed everyone.

cc:
slimfitdiva
lvlink
marvluv
okitaiji
oyehomie
fraiser
smartins
village goat
and every other person here.

my padi where have you been? we missed you too bro, welcome back

Slimfitdiva:
Anything 4 u.....even the hijab.......so that nobody will see my real face and snatch me away 4RM u

u make sense die

Slimfitdiva:
Choi! Ur voice don return? On top that matter?
Na real wa oooo......u too lik those twins....chieee

bae I tell you enh!!! u no know say I grow up with those twins? na them make my bone strong nah

giftiebrown:
Lol..Afta 6mnths, 10girls go protest say okitaiji gve dem belle..

lol I be holy holy guy

giftiebrown:
Yes sir, d baby don dey grow..bt i dey contemplate on dng paternity test fr d baby afta she delivers .

hahaha so you didn't trust your bae? I will report you to meeddah now now

Fraiser:
ahhahhahh... Slimfitdiva go too make sense for hijab o, dont worry e sure me sey after lyk 3 months for akwaibom okitaiji go don dey speak like Obong or Ekpeyong...

lol...i dey arrange one hajiya keep for you for kd so she will teach you sanudezua.. shey giftiebrown follow you enter kd ba?

ray4000:
Chaiii I happy for you. But make I no talk
Good work yesterday

tnx mehn.. where is suogal or have you throw her away?

giftiebrown:
lol...By d tym she massage u finish ehn! uu go wake up on d day of our swearing In....

hahaha dis one no be good wish oo, u don't want abishaddy to have her turn with me?

giftiebrown:
Lol..I c 1 hijab babe fr bank ystrday, mehn, d girl set die...cnt wait to c slimfitdiva in hijab, also cnt wait to hear Okitaiji speaking like OKON...

walahi slimfitdiva will wear hijab for two weeks only then come d speak like ekama with me lol...

giftiebrown:
am nt a baad lawyer after all...Meeddah n I are happy for uuu...

lol u are right my able barrister, your work is highly appreciated. greet meeddah for me, I hope una baby don d grow for her belle already

Lvlink:
forget those Political General joor, if i jack am for him Pe*is, e go fix date immediately with abeg wey dey inside. Lol

lmao e for make sense sha, at least we for pair u with one of our bae called alsha were hin head d touch well well yesterday couple with una beauty he for fix date instantly...

Slimfitdiva:
Badt dude you be.....nah, he might choke cuz his throat is still dry from all that protest.

u are right bae but I will manage am like that no wahala

marvluv:
present sir!!!
I've been in d kitchen preparing my darling's favourites...u know I'm a gud & caring wife to be **Fraiser comman testify to dis***

i trust you bae, hmmm fraiser u are enjoying as I am too with my elegant and superlative slimfitdiva and abishaddy. it's our time let's enjoy it

Slimfitdiva:
Oh baby, on behalf of my iyale and maself......I say thank you...... May all you voiced out not be in vain... and hope no body ache oooo. Pele.......oya enter the place ko mu water and relax.....
Oki oki, Omo bi adiye ba Ku, ata la n lo.
Omo afi akara mu eko.
Omo ipako o gbo shooti, nitori pe, ori elegan lo baje.
Omo won ni odede okan.
Okun okunrin meje gba gidi........
Oko shady ati diva
Ale dudu ati pupa

lmao... bae l know your tonight body massage will do me all good from yesterday body aches, then tomorrow will be abishaddy's turn

Slimfitdiva:
Amen to that....you know what they say about every disappointment being a blessing bah? As that our divorce no pull through nah blessing in disguise oooo......I tell you.
Nah that our marriage certificate I go tender 4 kano sharperly, dem go grant me my wish to redeploy komot kia kia.

hahaha bae I told you, what God join together let no man (fraiser) put asunder, just present it sharperly and come and meet me der, I'm working our posting to the same place already. is it uyo or eket u want us to serve just mention any place. our wedding anniversary will take place in our ppa... sunnepa17, ray4000, villageGoat, IG, marvluv, candicejay, giftiebrown maccabi make una come celebrate my victory from village customary court... Ahh Abishaddy baby still dey oo chaiiii...

Jamesdman:
Hello fam.

Missed you all like kilode.
I'm sorry for my absence these few days, being busy with some personal stuff.

Great job y'all are doing, so proud of you.

I'm solidly behind you guys like iroko tree.

Doing my own little bit online.

I believe we shall record success before the end of this week.


Meanwhile.. While we wait for when we'll finally get into camp, I think y'all should start training to keep fit ooo.
I heard Kazaure has ordered his soldiers to get his own pound of flesh from us when we get to camp, for dragging his name and the name of his organization in the mud!!

So.. Get fit, so that when those soldiers scream at you and say "gimme 20 push-ups".. You'll go down and give them 50, to their utter shame and amazement.

Cheers fam.. See y'all at the bright end of the tunnel.

lol... abeg they should not try with us oo, I'm not ready to do any press up in the camp oo. thanks for keeping in touch though

Fraiser:
first of all make I tell u d fact wey u no know bfor I say amen to ur prayer... After dat logistic and assiduous long day like that of yesterday, d best tin today na to find one better shade wia better breeze dey blow in and out sitdan, com put better green or dark bottle ontop table for front. Den come find better logistically efficient Orente by your side wey una go dey enjoy the cool breeze togeda in due course.... Enh enh Amen to ur prayer now... U are bless broda...

lmao... u make sense sha and where is our babe run to... hardiodun, marvluv, honeybash, candicejay, suogal, lvlink, petilicious, loveablechi, barongmj, slimfitdiva, abishaddy, meeddah, lyndalyn55 et al... make una come out let's keep it roll till next week when by God's grace we will go to camp

giftiebrown:
d fear of KANO is d beginning of wisdom fr slimfitdiva

Hahaha na true oo my bae is been hurt oo, anyway she wil be redeploy by God grace

Fraiser:
By the power confer on me as the smallest boy in this village, I hereby nominate Pritycrystal, Goodgirl247 and BarongMJ , as the queen of nysc 2016 batch A stream 2 aluta movement. I also nominate Okitaiji, Innosaint27 and Greyworld as the king of nysc batch A stream 2 aluta movement... I so nominated...

Lol... baba this one too much for me oo

Lvlink:
my dear, i just tanda for Alikala Street Lafia dey look like Locozed!


Yesterday i went to Dobar town thinking i will see some folks to protest with me, but they were all busy drinking Pankalamo.

*modified*

i wish i was with them at Abuja Protest, i for jack that man(Kazure) for Pe*is.

lol...hmmm bae if it happened that u were they yesterday enh? nobody will tell u to keep mute befor u do, if u see numbers of soldiers and police force that barricade unity fountain and their office because they heard the clue of protest. wen we arrived there a soldier man seize my guy phone that he was using to video us b4 senior officer called him to release it immediately before we start our own, so the issue of kazure na die be that... lol. thanks for been with us in spirit

giftiebrown:
I hail u JAGAGBAN, nice wrk baba...Okitaiji i hail yu too btw wat av u dne to miss slimfitdiva Sunnepa17, i hail uu sir...VillageGOAT, i twale fr uuu..Oyehomie,boss my 2 hands dey up,shey ko wa le.Lvlink, hpe u dey enjy d Nassarawa camp.My Meeddah,pls cum bk home bae. gr8tst FUTARIANS,una head dey der.2 all my fellow stream2 PCMs, i hail una ooo, mk God kontinu to spare our lives nd bless us b4, during nd After d Service Year, Amen...1 Luv

baba this yesterday protest from Abuja is dedicated mostly to slimfitdiva darling and abishaddy beauty... i felt their stay at home so that is the to show that i care about their welfare and my love for them will always be sustained

Fraiser:
for wia, Ayuba Waba ke? Dont implicate me o, me ayam small boi fa... I give that crown to Innosaint27, Okitaiji, Solojay, Eaglevison, Smartins, Goodgirl247, Oyehomie, VillageGoat, BarongMJ, Duadae1, Candicejay, Pheeco, Phykel, IghraweIg, Greyworld, Winningsun, Pritycrystal, Ray4000, my sweet marvluv, BlackGoldBoy, Selvad, Giftiebrown, Sunnepa17, Panelbeater, shugaaaaa, suogal, Honeybash, Samojo4real, Lyndalyn55, Hardiodun, Spanishmario... Kai I don forget names o... In short I give the crown to all stream 2 PCMs in the house...

baba i doff my hat to us all... may God bless us bountifully and may we live to remember each other as we progress in life

Fraiser:
lvlink sweetie na ur face b dis? I don miss u o, abeg u help me see slimfitdiva? Yea gudnews await us...

hey! hey!! who is asking for slimfitdiva here, wouldn't you allow us to rest from yesterday parole? lol..

baba I really appreciate your unflinching effort toward yesterday procession, indeed that is the spirit we need as Nigerian youth, let keep the flag flying till the needful is done. my Padis from Edo innosaints27 and others, Abuja, Ibadan, Lagos and everybody that participated in this struggle... you guys are leaders waiting to explode positively in your various profession. i salute your courage and discipline, may God crown our struggle with positive result. thank you all...

Andrea00:
The nysc secretariat was locked when we got there, we met some police men and a notice that said the secretariat has been shut down due to non payment of tax, we also went to the house of assembly and government house.

which state was that bae