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ray4000:
Abeg no kill my friend, the guy don tire na one trip my guy dey go. Others self dey come #saynototwotrip#

i don repent from one trip to 5trip oo jst because of slimfitdiva

giftiebrown:
*peeps thru d key hole...Mtcheew, una b amateur sef

amateur keh? u no sabi how we roll nah

giftiebrown:
as i gv yuu evabae, mk yuu cum appease d gods wit slimfitdiva...She is d chosen 1

noooo slimfitdiva is not sharable... evabae is doin well at our dubai home

Slimfitdiva:
Rest ke? No rest until we finish dis journey of pleasure. U can av all da rest u want after we land 4RM planet 100. *quickly grabs a bowl of cold chocolate nd smears it all over ur body* licks nd tickle ur earbuds****hmmmmm tastes yummy ***whispers in ur ear*u taste so gud nd ur bud feels so soft nd tender* nipped ur lips nd run my tongue over*** so glad 2 hear u moan.....sounds melodious 2 ma ear nd I feel lik doing sum dirty tinz 2 u........

ouch... baby u are killin me... oooh i'm all urs... do anytin u want to do with me... jerk... *whisper to ur ear* baby am comin.... shiiitttttt... oooooh... mmmmm.. oh lawd.... *gaspin* baby u ar d best thing dat ever happened to me, d feelin is so strong... i wil adore u 4ever... run inside bathroom to shower

Slimfitdiva:
Owwwww. U such a kill mood....tanx keep DT 2 ursef..we dnt need it. BT wudnt mind sweet essence oil sha....moreover. , is call up letter ready Dts wen we need u

bae tell him wel jor

giftiebrown:
I dropped sum drips of cactus plant juice in d water...Happy scratching...

u hav com again abi, i hav detoxicate d water bfor we groove

Fraiser:
ohhh datx cul, are u sure u gat d liver to wait wen u see it besides its u dat want to see it not all d vilagers, so it will not b kul if dey see wot dey dont want to see...

we are d witness dey want am... shey u kno say na me b d spokeman of d village

ray4000:
Welcome my Angel am back, u for no call me that time now am with does long trout fraiser, giftiebrown, IG, okitiaji as dey hear say na food chaii.

lolz... u no wel, u no kno sey gods suppose bless dat food b4 u eat am?

sunex90:
sori! U and dis ur husband i mean cos i sabi say u b Diva

no worry me nd slimfitdiva will take u along in our private jet since u wil be fannin us with eyes closed

Slimfitdiva:
Angry mode* avnt u seen ma grandma ni Av sent her over 2 ur place na.....see as u just spoil our roman roman mood.

baby tell him welwel tell him to leave our house

Lvlink:
can I see it?





Just to be convinced!

fraiser abeg show her here we d villagers wil b the witness to d show

maccabi:
Damn , WTF .... Is this ur ultimate relief

*Rage-mood*

lolz.. oh lawd abeg no vex granny can take do d needful for u

maccabi:
Yes .. Na me dey knock na , u dey delay things here I tell u say *konji* dey hold me and u say u get the relief !!!

lmao... so na u d deprive us our pleasure?? tnk God sey she no open d door, she don send granny to u nah abi no b so slimfitdiva

Slimfitdiva:
Oh crap.....aiit. Neva mind....I will send my granny down to ur Syd 2 rub ur back nd grace ur bed. Watcha say?

yea!!! since u are in my inner kaban jst send granny to maccai to also check mate his piss piss wahala bfor he wil pollute die village oo

Slimfitdiva:
Hmmmmm. Dt feels so gud, honey bun, please......do not stop......oh yeah,, *Marvin gaye sexual healing playing on d stereo* uhnnnnnmmm.*gasping.......* hands move lower......... Holy crap!!! Someone's knocking at d door......shiitttttttt...

lolzz... naughty bae... abeg ignore d knock afterall i shut d door wic means we dey sleep. dat ur hand send heavenly waves to my brain nd i'm seein some stars now so let me rest at d euphoria of this smal b4 u continue

Slimfitdiva:
Oh yeah. Teapot,am getting intoxicated already. Plz hold me, dnt let me fall. My, u such a sweet romantic. My Mr romantic...u knw wat cupcake, all dis swimming is getting 2 me, y dnt we just head in2 d bath tub. Ow does a hot bath sounds 2 u? Yeah. Will rem 2 giv giftiebrownie a call not 2 4get us. Dis will be da best escapades ever had........

yea u ar right nd hot bath is d best option now *massage her from hair to neck, back, bum bum nd to her feet... she close her eyes nd whisper to me "baby pls dnt do dis to me" huuuh.. mmmm... yess... grab me tight nd say no... no.. no.... i dnt kno what happen to her again... Abeg mak nobody pee for hin body here oo LOLZZ... she will start massagin me too soon but let her catch breath small

suogal:
lol, he won't jhor. he may only faint. we would use 2 hot iron on him and he would get up

lolz... u are mouthed baby, hop so

suogal:
good morning virtuous woman and the noble men in this village. i trust you all had a lovely night rest. special greetings to precious91,fraiser, villagegoat,okitaiji, my ray4000 and all my lovely sisters and to everyone who has put a smile on my face.may you always have reasons to smile. Do have a lovely day.

tnx love... enjoy ur day devoid of stress ahead

Slimfitdiva:
Oh yeah, am done and ready. Need 2 call my jet man come carry me 4 airport. Will land 4RM ma eagles wing pretty soon....hope wine sef dey ground to hammer body....baby,onyi na tu mo...

*Receivin my bae from the presidential wings of d airport with a tight hug and kisses* straight to my room nd to d wine stand so that we will drink to stupor b4 goin to swimmin pool den from der to bedroom. *bae hop u enjoy d serenity here nd all d "me to u" tins dats happenin since ur arrival, we will continue to enjoy till giftiebrown will print our CUL for us here*

marvluv:
lols....u are damn funny mehn ..***I don begin dey pray****

i dey do fasting join from dis syd too lol

Fraiser:
ohhh datx kul, I luv bad gals, because am a crazy guy too, nd if u want it bad, I will give it to u raw, if u want it raw, I will giv to u 100% uncensored.... Hw do u feel about dat?

fraiser abeg call me wen u will go der because na threes**o lvlink d like pass

giftiebrown:
help me tk care of evabae ooo...She is a treasure to me...

guaranteed!!! evabae is safe with me... abeg abishaddy no hear or see this oo

giftiebrown:
u neva show appreciation to d gods ooo

dnt worry ur packages will com padi

Fraiser:
me ayam not minister o, Me ayam just a freestyle boi.. Me ayam lyk am lyk dat nd me ayam want it to remain lyk dat...

u kno sey u bcom somtin by either profession or appointment, on women Affair issue u are professionally endowed with it lolz...

VillageGOAT:
Okitaiji, fraiser, ray4000, primusinterpares and sunnepa17
the bosses,i hail una oo, my hands are up in the sky

villagegoat baba such a long time, missed u lik die... dat ur last joke for today eeh... onome na learner lolz...

laramite:
I know u very well is only dat I don't know ur name and ur pic was on ur profile on the first thread. U know me but u don't know am the one. Dat is my pic now.

hmmm i dey smell rat here, fraiser com nd tak what belong to u here, she kno u nd u do too

Slimfitdiva:
Awwww. No worries... Just chill 4 me 2 get some hot water boiled, shower nd love-vendor up myself. Just 4 u...

Awww see how i'm smillin upandan preparin to receive u, my bedroom is awash with french perfume nd i hav lightenin everi wer with romantic light jst for u

berryice:
Hmmm lol...not coming with anyone

no be d berryice wer giftiebrown d look for upandan be dis? my love when will u pay homage to me ur village head, in my palace because guards are waitin to receive u inn

joyet2012:
good morning all am new here.. Stream 2 all d way two days to kn where am heading to

welcom beauty... i am d village head here so feel free to call on me both day nd night, even wen u are feeling cold jst call or run to my hut at d centre of d village i wil b dere for u

Fraiser:
lol... Wetin I do now? I just sey make u no go near d babe... Simple... I know why I talk so

thats d homage giftiebrown has paid to me as a village head, so evabae is my everytin dat i adored so keep off

Fraiser:
lol... @vaslin, me i no know etin dem dey take vaslin do dan to put am for head o, ayam innocent fa, bur u fit tutor me sha, base on sey u babab for dat kyn tin

Lolz... na ju i be for am too oo

Slimfitdiva:
Candy crush,night sure was. Urs?

lol na u be my everly crush sha. yea my night ws splendid hop to meet u in my palace at d centre of d village soon