₦airaland Forum

ray4000:
Don't know what to do ooo, an na we dey talk say make hin come back.

lolzzz...

marvluv:
chai!!!.even dsame bathroom & toilet seff go make sense pass..

**I no talk anytin o**

lolzz... i no hear anytin oo me nd u will occupy d smallest bathroom

Sunnepa17:
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 knw....my wife is fyn.
ℓ̊ don ja commot ƒօɾ ause ooo, am on street nw, street ti take ova

hahaha u never c anytin yet.. so loveablechi has disapear ba hmm

marvluv:
hummnnn....I dey see as he dey go too buh I Neva see confirm evidence way bak am..make I still Lego for one corner dey view with one eye...u are mouthed jare okitaiji...

lmao... na so we roll my dear

suogal:
welcome back dear, missed you. Fraiser didn't do nothing, we were just getting to know each other better, I just discovered he can be very nice

heeeey ray4000 did u hear dis? fraiser don finish am for u already... but nothing more than "very nice" ba lolz... tnx bae missed u too

suogal:
that's where you get it wrong, I should be going to your friends for things, can't you surprise and get me nice things like say dedicate 300th page to me

my dear is dat hw u forget things soon have u forgotten d day i was handing u over to ray4000? nd he said "anytin he has belong to me too", so based on dat u are my back door wife too dats why i bought goodies for u while comin back from london... or u wan deny say u no sneak into my hut dat day? baby hw ws ur day

ray4000:
E-kiss thanks baby, my Angel one an only the only salt in my beans, the only ba3 in my fone, the only keyboard for my computer, the only shaft in my femour, the only A.C in my room, the eye in d socket, the only love I have on dollarand.
Thanks for the page 214 is all for me
Okitaiji come o my Angel don by her own land o for USA.

lolzz.. congrats jor

Honeybash:
u sure cos he fit don bribe u

dnt mind giftiebrown oo, u no hear hin word? "if he offend u com nd sleep in my ause" he wan use style marry u be dat. *whisper to ur ear shey u kno say ns me d folo u upandan b4 u disapear so as u don appear jst mov com my ause jejely nd everytin in dis village is urs

Honeybash:
fraiser i no get report on hw many girls u don toast as i no dey arnd cos okitiaji was not arnd too bt abeg u guys tell me if fraiser don get anoda bae giftiebrown giv report now I NO WANT RIVAL O

baby i'm back.. rival keh no be only rival oo na river... except if u wan to be 2nd or 3rd wife oo, anyway just manage him like that sha... but i no tell u anytin oo... hop ur day was good

Fraiser:
all glory be unto Almighty God... I miss u too babe... I feel gud to know u re back...

lolzz... fraiser u kno d charm wer d catch u?? hin name na ladological carolmin... so na honeybash u wan mellow with now ba, by d way honeybash where were u all dis while dat i search for u till my china made torchlight run down... hmm if u gree for fraiser eeh dat ur honey go turn to haba because d kain SS wer marvluv use d foll him eeh...

hardiodun:
Welcome back brotherly. Stay strong.

tnx love hop u ar good

marvluv:
lols..datz interesting

humnnnn...Fraiser keh!!! **make I no talk anytin sha***
yes I did...I told her & she promised to make amendment's...really missed u

lolz... shebi i told u b4 fraiser na to waka upandan na him he like pass, anyway i go talk to am sha... hop ur day ws good

abishaddy:
Welcome back Okitaiji, hp u r much more better n stronger.

*run and hug her tight nd giv her X-kiss for like 5minute** baby i missed like monthly per**d lol, i hope marvluv no tell u anytin oo even if she tell u anytin no be me send am oo. *whisper to marvluv ear.. hehehe i no say na ur handy work be this, dats why she put all d office work on hold today nd decide to stay at home with me today... thank u jor i kno say she no wan divorce** my dear abishaddy tnx alot i'm sound now hop u are doin well too

ray4000:
Na fraiser again oooo. Na my girl hin won collect abeg if u sabi am tell am say he no go easy o

lmao... fraiser again after all d surveilance by marvluv he still d drag ur girl with u? abeg marvluv call fraiser to order asap...

Sunnepa17:
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D 2 (•͡.̮ •͡ ) ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ around padi....Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ ya health nw?

my G i dey gallant now bro.. hop u ar doin well nd hw is ur loveablechi because d last time i checked u are gettin tired of her lockin u inside always

ray4000:
Ok. Bro those guys just dull me jare I never see dem since.
Okitaiji talk say hin sick. Good morin

padi i'm back... hope ur suogal is doin well or u don run away from her?

CandiceJay:
Okitaiji, i hope you are feeling much better. Oyehomie is taking good care of your village but we miss u village head. The village needs you, do not be lured by d Groove-iness of d city.


I really do hope u're better now

the owner of the village is back dear, dnt mind oyehomie.. befor u kno it he will disapear... dnt worry village will soar high again

CandiceJay:
Village people, pls who knows Okitaiji, i need his contact

Angel am all here for u... take me nd use me

ray4000:
Bfor I read ur post make I first welcome u. How body now I don miss die all house self don miss u

my sure padi i'm back fully loaded to ofload... tnx for checkin

marvluv:
you are welcome dear..nice having u here again.
hope d bones are now very strong like olumo rock..lols

more than olumo rock my dear... hope u and fraiser still d rock d village nd hop u pass my massage to abishaddy to reduce her trip upandan or else divorce is on d way... tnx bae

CandiceJay:
Okitaiji if i say i did not miss you, il be lying **eaglevision will say "then don't lie"** so i won't lie, i av really missed you. I hope uv fully recovered nd ur body dey kampe. Welcome back


In order news, daudae gave u a shocker dis morning wen he said NYSC will be having a Board meeting on Wednesday so chances of 21st standing is 50/50. We re planning on how to storm Abuja if dey misbehave **which we bliv they wouldn't**

my dear tnx for checking on me, i really missed u. as for nysc they should better respect demself nd release our CUL because nothing more than 21 may is accepted...

Fraiser:
ehya sorry about dat... I wish him quick recovery... Nd devine health

tnx mehn

Jamesdman:
Welcome home, missed you plenty.
Hope you good now?

tnx mehn missed u too

Fraiser:
lol... Okitaiji my realest guy, u re welcom back bro... Tank God ur health is restored... I don com o...

my padi i missed u wella, gud to meet again. yea i'm strong now

*Grab d mic and clear the throat* good afternoon my village family it's a priviledge to be back here once again and i would like to express of utmost gratitude to all d members of this great family for checking on me while i'm out, indeed i feel love... its amazed me to see how this thread is flying, i missed over 40 pages which i'm sure i cannot got tru again so i crave for my paddis/maddis' indulgence to brief nd summarize all the grooves dat eluded me so as to get acquinted with d happenings... Cc: fraiser i hear say u don come back, ray4000, giftiebrown, sunepa17, smartins, phykel, IG, oyehomie baba, villagegoat, candicejay baby, marvluv bae wer d call my wifey for me, honeybash, barongmj, meeddah, hardiodun, lvlink, too numerous to be mention... i hope una d see my abishaddy baby or she don embark on another foreign trip again May 21 is sacrosanct so get prepare... let the groove begin again

spixytinxy accept my condolences for the lost of ur Dad, may his soul find solace with the almighty God... DG DTOBS sorry for the ugly incident may God replenish ur pocket in 100 fold and may the wrath of God be upon those bastard... Hardluck bro

Hello my noble village members I'm sorry for an unavoidably absence from the family, I'm in the custody of Doctors since and I have been discharged so I will still be away in order to regain strength for the challenges ahead.
Thanks for the good work you guys have been doing
Cc:
ray4000
sunnepa17
giftiebrown
IG
suogal
candicejay
marvluv
villageGoat
phykel
meeddah
hardiodun
lvlink
barongmj
brosjay
smartins1
ukjerry
slimfitdiva (new face welcome)
et al.. please forgive me if I didn't mention your moniker

my abishaddy I miss you... enjoy yourself while we wait for 21st to come
cheers and one love

IamArmani:
Lol mad guys. False rumor finally!

lolz... u for nt redeem ursef u for hear am today. hop u are good

ukjerry:
Happy Birthday Barongmj. Wish you whatever you wish yourself. Have fun.



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bae where have u been? i miss u welwel. i hop u brought goodies back to d village

ray4000:
VillageGoat, you no go kill me with ur joke I dey laugh dey roll for ground because I know say d barber na IG.
Fraiser the sharp guy
Abeg okitaiji help me find fraiser I no see am since hin pass yesterday I dey miss am.

my G marvluv has locked him inside since yesterday so as to quench his feelings for boo

giftiebrown:
my boss no vex, d engine don knock.....we dey look fr mechanic...mk una send okitaiji n Sunnepa17 to cum collect d goodies....

lolzz...so u want d king to leave his palace right dnt worry u ar unfaithful servant i will nt send u on errand again. guards ray4000 go nd get d goodies so that parry wil nt b delay

Lvlink:
I can see you like Bush Meat wey Moto kill..!

But make sure you add too much pepper!

lmao....funny u