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Lord Have Mercy on Us

HUURRAAYY

Joeblack01:
Tell her to send her Application letter and cv to my email . I will get back to her as soon as I finish my investigations

Lol

Glory be to God

The Baba Sala of Kannywood

Laugh Wan Kill Me Die Here Oh!

See the way Buratai is looking funny

Dipocian:
Well GTB , Area 11 branch in abuja has gate

The one at Jabi here has gate both front and back

This Gucci salesboy again

NwaAmaikpe:


Before I give my diverse suggestions,

Have you asked yourself the question I want to ask you?
For the 3years you were away from her...who serviced her?
Are you trying to tell me for the 3years nobody treated her sores?
I really doubt that.

Some tribe's deities frown against wife-adultery and offenders are punished with childlessness.
This could be the spiritual cause.

Anxiety could also be a factor....when you are so eager for something; it rarely happens and once you take it off your mind, it comes naturally.
This could be the psychological cause.

It could also be the Lord seeing your future and helping you plan. The country is in a recession, don't you think one child is good enough?
Some people don't even have any. You have one yet you are complaining.
This could be the economical cause.

When you were away from the country were you promiscuous? It's possibly you were and contracted an STI that has made you sterile.
Or you were very rough and have used up your own 15litres of Semen.
This could be the biological and physiological cause.

You can only be sure via one way.
Get a sidechick and see if you are still fertile.
Or get a trusted ally to sleep with your wife when she is most fertile..(the day her 'egg white' is transparent and most stretchy)
Either way, you'd have another child.

What's the fuss anyway? If you're so desperate, you can go to an orphanage and adopt a baby or ask your wife to visit a baby factory at Umungasi in Abia.
This is the logical option.

Wow , Bravo....

This is crazy, funny, logical & finally the best advice. @op, pick one of the above.

NwaAmaikpe:


Before I give my diverse suggestions,

Have you asked yourself the question I want to ask you?
For the 3years you were away from her...who serviced her?
Are you trying to tell me for the 3years nobody treated her sores?
I really doubt that.

Some tribe's deities frown against wife-adultery and offenders are punished with childlessness.
This could be the spiritual cause.

Anxiety could also be a factor....when you are so eager for something; it rarely happens and once you take it off your mind, it comes naturally.
This could be the psychological cause.

It could also be the Lord seeing your future and helping you plan. The country is in a recession, don't you think one child is good enough?
Some people don't even have any. You have one yet you are complaining.
This could be the economical cause.

When you were away from the country were you promiscuous? It's possibly you were and contracted an STI that has made you sterile.
Or you were very rough and have used up your own 15litres of Semen.
This could be the biological and physiological cause.

You can only be sure via one way.
Get a sidechick and see if you are still fertile.
Or get a trusted ally to sleep with your wife when she is most fertile..(the day her 'egg white' is transparent and most stretchy)
Either way, you'd have another child.

What's the fuss anyway? If you're so desperate, you can go to an orphanage and adopt a baby or ask your wife to visit a baby factory at Umungasi in Abia.
This is the logical option.

Wow , Bravo....

This isfumny

So, no any Football Player{Even if its just Iheanacho} or any delegate from ManCity present abi but you want us to believe it's official phone for Man City FC.....What a waste of money from Tecno

I am Barcelona fan But mehn!, I love this...You can't imagine the joy of having your family around you lovely like this...Some would get money and would not have this... I really commend him for this

Thanks man...I just change my settings too now...This would save me from paying N390/$ with my GTB Mastercard...

So, what exactly do you want to offer?

What's dope in this now?

Ok

emonkey:
Not every plane/flight has first class. But you are unlikely to know this are you?

Lol...I will just pass

sauta:
Check on Wikipedia... His history is now WASed already

Stop lieing my friend

SalamRushdie:
It makes absolutely no economic sense to fly Ist class to Canada no matter how rich you are ..that ticket will set you back over 4million naira depending of the airline and you won't see any benefit sef except picture snapping

I guess he was invited by the CANADIAN government, they should be able to provide a full complimentary bill through their airline

sauta:
Check on Wikipedia... His history is now WASed already

Then you should reference that if you don't have any other source

LMAO...So, Oba no fit enter First Class, na Business class e dey fly?

Where is your source?

mercenaruss:
You succeed with this?

Yes n No....Yes in the sense that it only works with 3G networks after unlocking it...NO as in...you don't need to change the Firmware...it works naturally.

Seriously, nothing wrong in seeing him dancing like that...Just that on the other thought, Dino Melaye should get ready for another drama competitor

Billyonaire:
The day WhatsApp launches virtual numbers series is the day that all telecomm companies world wide will die naturally. It is the inevitable end of all capitalism starting from fossil fuel, politics, urban transportation, currency etc.

It is the New World Order.

Are you serious about this?

See the way the babe grab his waist like say make she dey give ham B.J

This one weak me oh!

somegirl1:
Such tacky and crude looking logos

Lol...I think I am the only one seeing that

ominilongest:
D man wearing lemon must b from mainland

Hahahaha, with that corner eye + smile e take dey look Elliot abi?

Their cup is full....No bank other than Diamond bank ...they are good at it...They have tried it with my uncle...N689,000 moved away from his account but we got it back after threaten them with court letter and petition CBN, they quickly reversed the money back to his account...they have also tried it with 3 different people I knew...So I am not surprised ..