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Celebrities / Re: Ayo Adesanya Returns To Her Secondary School 32 Years Later by okowande(f): 10:28am On Mar 14, 2017
heryurh:
KVNG CHASE FACEBOOK PAGE
That rare specie on your dp, my favourte!
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Adesanya Returns To Her Secondary School 32 Years Later by okowande(f): 10:25am On Mar 14, 2017
Meaning she graduated frm sec sch in the year 1985? Does her age correspond wit what she claims recently while celebrating her birthday? All these pple self lie lie full their mouth!

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Family / Re: My Sister's Marriage Is About Hitting The Rocks by okowande(f): 1:59pm On Mar 11, 2017
BoiledHead:
My sister is about to put an end to her marriage in a very dangerous way. What happened?

She caught her husband sex chatting on whatsapp. She didn't even catch him physically sexing but chatting and she wants to put an end. Their son would be celebrating his 5 years birthday soon and is this the gift they wish to give the young chap?

I have tried my best to talk to her but I have no idea on how to go about this afterall, I'm single. She was like "what do you know about marriage?". The husband on the other hand hasn't taken my calls and he angrily left the house since 3 days.

Big bros and sis In the house, what advice can I give to my sister?
Tell her the side chick is eagerly waiting to the rescue. was his penis designed for only her ni?

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Pictured Eating Amala And Ewedu At ABU by okowande(f): 1:55pm On Mar 11, 2017
Tolubory:
and then"!!!! Kini Story yen Kó was ?
Oko wa pe ki ama gbagbe Alma mata wa ni. winks

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Pictured Eating Amala And Ewedu At ABU by okowande(f): 1:52pm On Mar 11, 2017
chimah3:
Tout!
Another hater's spotted. whether una like am or not. my bro don chop am finish, e don digest wella
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Pictured Eating Amala And Ewedu At ABU by okowande(f): 1:50pm On Mar 11, 2017
Etzakoos:
And U Call This News undecided
Hater's spotted
Business / Re: Woman Caught Mixing Grinded Pepper With Palm Oil And Colourings In Delta State by okowande(f): 12:35pm On Mar 02, 2017
It is their way! they mixed colouring to all their food stuff to make it attractive. like the palm oil will look very red & fine. they injected ponmo to make it very thick and fleshy. They use carbide to ripe plantain fast knowing it is cancerous. God will help us. Even pepper they use chemical on it.

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Romance / Re: "Muma Gee Is An Infidel, Adulterer & Fetish" - Prince Eke Blasts Ex Wife by okowande(f): 8:23am On Feb 26, 2017
darbeelicous:
wetin concern me? Who is muma gee?
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Abeg anybody with 50k wey e no dey use again,Abeg borrow me....
I get but i wan put am for PH. MMM
Nairaland / General / Re: Steps On How To Build Your Self Confidence. by okowande(f): 8:06am On Feb 26, 2017
To build self confidence for this Recession for Naija get as e be o!!!

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj's 'Wife', Lineo Didi Kilgrow Glows In New Photos by okowande(f): 8:33pm On Feb 23, 2017
Old pics op!
Car Talk / Re: For The Bikers - When You Suddenly Realize You're Following Too Closely by okowande(f): 8:10am On Feb 23, 2017
mccoy47:

Buy a bike!
Not okada ooo
See yurself! Power bike as okada n bike na d same but use according to diffrt levels of awon eyan. Thnks anywaz.
Car Talk / Re: For The Bikers - When You Suddenly Realize You're Following Too Closely by okowande(f): 7:02am On Feb 23, 2017
How do i join biker's club?
Family / Re: Lady's Lovely Pregnancy Announcement Goes Viral by okowande(f): 10:37pm On Feb 22, 2017
Unique, i luv this!

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Crime / Re: NNPC Driver Takes Company Vehicle To Show Off At Lover's House & It Gets Stolen by okowande(f): 9:05pm On Feb 22, 2017
dante12412:

Lol...bro u funny o grin grin. I Don laff laff come go mistakenly touch my colleague boobs for office. shocked
All the comments wey i dey read, na ya own funny me pass! Guy talk true ur mnd and eyes alwayz dey rove go her chest.
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Battles Recession With Aje Festival (Pics) by okowande(f): 3:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
See the olori mouth for one corner of d first pic!!!
Car Talk / Re: Who Owns This Lamborghini Aventador Spotted In Abuja? (photo) by okowande(f): 7:15pm On Feb 17, 2017
SalamRushdie:


Dem no born am well ..he level is used Gallardo..you can ask him he will tell you
No point answering ur kind of specie! Big waste of data!
Car Talk / Re: Who Owns This Lamborghini Aventador Spotted In Abuja? (photo) by okowande(f): 8:19am On Feb 17, 2017
SalamRushdie:


Dino can only afford a used Lamborghini Gallardo dem no born am well to buy Aventador
Stop insulting my bro! You dey see hin pocket ni? Dare him and you will get a surprise of your life! haters all around!

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Politics / Re: I Visited Buhari In London, But I Won’t Talk About His Health – Amosun by okowande(f): 5:44pm On Feb 13, 2017
axeman2:
BUHARI RIGHT NOW IS BUSY FIGHTING CORRUPTION IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD.
Do not judge! there is only one judge GOD
Politics / Re: I Visited Buhari In London, But I Won’t Talk About His Health – Amosun by okowande(f): 5:19pm On Feb 13, 2017
Likei:
the man can barely walk, talk or even fork. a live chicken is better than him right now. and he smells of death.
Evil pple evrywhere! Who knows tomorrow?
Events / Re: Nigerian Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Lover In Ghana (Photos) by okowande(f): 5:11pm On Feb 13, 2017
sleeknick:
Pls i need any fairly used girlfriend for val. Pm me if u got d link
No respect for our gender? don't u have sisters?

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Events / Re: Nigerian Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Lover In Ghana (Photos) by okowande(f): 5:08pm On Feb 13, 2017
The woman resemble me sha
Family / Re: When You Live Far Away From your Spouse And She Watches Porn.. by okowande(f): 12:57pm On Feb 13, 2017
Guy why are you still livng in Fred Flintstone's age!
Romance / Re: 10 Fantastic Valentine Gift Ideas For The Nigerian Man You Love by okowande(f): 12:20pm On Feb 13, 2017
My best gift for my boo, banging him from d top TDB!
Celebrities / Re: That Andrew Yakubu By Charly Boy (areafada) by okowande(f): 11:55am On Feb 13, 2017
engrhorla:


The jollof English makes sense die. It drives home d point.

Fellow Nigerian young guys & ladies! Let's wake up to our duties!
This is our country! Na we youth dem dey turn to when election comes & na we dem dey suffer pass after dem enter office!

True naija dey recession but our brains dey gallant! Make we make our voice heard! Both guys & ladies! Guys stop being tools in d hands of polithievians. Girls stop warming their beds! We all get glorious future!

If naija no good, y are multinational companies here? Wetin make Zuckerberg visit Yaba? Make we think o!

We gaz stand up to this yeye useless accidental leaders! We gaz demand better representation & leadershipb

For d past 30yrs, na portable water, rural electrication, good roads, gud health care dem dey shout upandan! Whr ar those things na?

We better think n use our brains NOW!!!
This your mouth, bawo ni a se ma se bayi? Lolzz

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Romance / Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by okowande(f): 12:39pm On Feb 08, 2017
Stage 3 will alwaz be the end bc most couple don Bleep tired and the passion don wear off!
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Yvonne Jegede And Abounce Kunle Fawole's Wedding by okowande(f): 8:40pm On Feb 04, 2017
In the sixth pic dem be like ' Ara lo ma pa eyin ota!'
Religion / Re: MMM: 10 Things That Will Happen To Churches That Promoted Scheme– Pastor Adelaja by okowande(f): 12:28pm On Feb 01, 2017
What is really happening to MMM. Some people r still seeking help and pledging. Is it being carried out underground? Am confuse
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of JJC Skillz Children by okowande(f): 8:19pm On Jan 31, 2017
Which one Funke wan come born again now
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Politician, Walton Liverpool, Kisses Wife's Baby Bump (Photo) by okowande(f): 2:45pm On Jan 31, 2017
This is NO NO NO! Not sexy not hot not swaggy! Old porns!
TV/Movies / Re: Gifty Dated Flavour, Now Dating K24 After Leaving Her Marriage After 5 Months by okowande(f): 12:23pm On Jan 31, 2017
You get what u want men! men quest for beautiful women! Yuk!!!
Crime / Re: Miss Joy Odama: Undergraduate Death Shrouded In Mystery (photo) by okowande(f): 12:05pm On Jan 31, 2017
Stop visiting philanthropists for financial assistance you girls. Go and hustle by learning skills. I feel sorry for her parent thou. Assuming the man did not requested to see her mum, she would ve gone alone. There is a missing link- the man requested to seeher mother, why? And what did he say to the mother. many ??
Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures Of Python Found In My Compound Last Night At 2am by okowande(f): 11:57am On Jan 31, 2017
Etizz:
So last night we heard a sound and out of curiosity we came out to check it out, Lo and behold was exactly what was suspected, a big python, but the tail was observed initially, while the body was inside my mum mini farm she have to behind our compound, kill am, kill am, said my younger one, but he is 5miles away, I said quiet, d tin go run, mean while, I dey shake small small oh, all these while I nor hold anything for hand oh, once we heard d snake move everyone gbase, while my mum is upstairs supervising, gathered courage, but this time with a big cutlass and we did the job.... FATALITY OF COURSE.....
O boy na Area you dey o. wit your slangs alone i no say u be Waffi. Abeg i dey cme hala you n ur guys bc Boa full d swamp wey dey my backyard ooo.Una weldone. Waffians wa dooooo

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