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ogawisdom:
Women r like babies anything nt corrected stays in d rship. except my mother any woman dt slaps me will b beaten silly

It is even worse if it is my wife bc she is supposed to b submissive nt to subdue me . She will b corrected by d beating of her life

Now that you mentioned it, any slap from someone as old as my parents will have to be endured as a respectful yoruba guy. But those people dont slap up and down. With age comes wisdom, it is all this femist, hottempered toothpick-leg girls that make it a hobby to slap people up and down, expecting not to be slapped back.

EggovinMma:
Hmmm Na slap na.
The bone of contention here is when you [b]beat[/b]your gf/wife.
Me dey chop slap as I dey give slap, no big deal No thanks to my brothers those stubborn years
But moulding a fist@me

Am happy u know the proceedure. Give slap, Take slap, all balanced
I also think any man that moulds fist on a woman is a potential killer. A good slap is always enough to restore a woman to factory setting, no need for blow, that is reserved for fellow guys.

XtraSmooth404:
lol but the real big boss got no time to be here, you know.

But its always the immediate boss we have issues with when we stab work, u know? ,
25 Guest viewing,

phetty:
Lools... He no fit trace me lai lai....I don wear condom...So I play safe because "Safety first, safety always!!!"

If i mention your real name now nko?

phetty:
First of all...that 'wrapper' story got me lagging seriously

I've really learnt things in this thread. I'm very lucky I jammed this. God bless the OP

Guys, I need more excuses...keep rolling them in

God go catch u, your boss will also be a nairalander following this thread. By the time u submit the lie, he will just call u by your moniker and say no chance.

Oya now op, where is the first lesson?

42n8dzydoo:
What you did wasn't so cool. You even said she begged for forgiveness.

I also begged for forgiveness na after returning the favor. That balances things.

delishpot:
I concour and agree . But if you break her neck with man slap, you are OYO o.

Thats scary. Thats probably why we should slap girls and why they shouldnt encourage us to slap them by slaping guys. But if you have been that much humiliated, rationality jumps out the window. And dont worry, slaps almost never breaks neck.

kilokeys:
i love the op's sarcasm


say no to any form of violence sha

Its not violence, its mutual exchange.

delishpot:
OP, did she tell you to leave her alone first And you refused? Cos some boys just believe that they are able to beat up any girl that tries them so they keep irritating a girl till she reacts and then they are most happy to beat tge poor gurl up.
On the other hand, if she just felt like she can hit you and expect a rose in return, I wont blame you. Unless of course she caught you doing sonething bad.

I get you point, if i touch a girl inappropriately, and she slaps me, well maybe ill just rub my cheek. Thats impossible though cos i will never do such a thing.
To answer your question truthfully, she was gisting when i came to ask the question, she didnt respond, i kept repeating the question in an attempt to catch her attention or get a responce. If she is iritatted, she should have said something or left me standing or insult me, all of which are understandable. A slap for a question must be balanced with a slap.

adanduka:
Dude you are violent.

Good one! Is that your definition of violent? I have never started a physical fight yet am violent because i will always defend my self by returning an undeserved slap. No worry, the have seen your moniker, mr gentleman.

MizMyColi:


You are what you mostly attract.

Correct madam, i like the angle u carry your defence pass.
For your information, that is the first time and probably the last time i will ever be slaped. Its been like 10 years. Regardless, if you slap me, i will slap you, dazall.

This is inspired by the thread currently on front page where a lot of girls have been saying a 'real man' will not return a slap or defend himself just because the agressor happens to be female. So i want to tell a short story to butteress my point.

A lady once slapped me while i was in secondary school because i was repetedly asking a question she didnt want to answer. I was asking why her friend was absent from school. I didnt return the slap immediately. Because astion and reaction have to be equal and opposite, i had to wait. I wasnt expecting the slap, for it to balance she must not be expecting it too. Ofcourse she was expecting a possible immediate reply or for me to let it slide. But that wouldnt be fair to me. Would it? The balance of the world would have been affected.

So i waited for two hours after she had apologised, and sent a friend to apologies, after i had endured the funny gest of my friends, after fully soaking in the anger and disgrace i felt from the public humiliation, I snuck up behind her and returned the favor in the same measure she had freely given unto me. Funny, when she started crying and i saw my 5 finger marks from the side of her neck to her the front of her cheek, my heart melted and i started begging her to stop crying. This is because i didnt have marks on my cheek. So it seems the reaction was more than the action, the slap didnt balance things like i thought. It tipped the scale in my favor ''unintendedly''. Lol so i started begging her to slap me again because her cry was just too much. And that way maybe i could get the finger marks too and everything will be balanced. Lol. The girl just dey cry dey go.

I know that was mean but if that kind of situation comes up, i will still act thesame way. They called assembly to flog us that time oo. I hapily received my 12 strokes.

IF YOU CAN GIVE A SLAP, YOU CAN TAKE ONE, LIFE IS GIVE AND TAKE.
A SLAP IS A LOAN THAT SHOULD BE RETURNED WITH OR WITHOUT INTEREST.

Girls please di not expect to beat a man and not reap the fruit of your labor. Whatever a man sow he will reap. Do unto others what u would have done to u.
The full extent of my gentleman attributes ends with withstanding verbal abuse. Abuse me well well, no wahala, worst thing is i insult you too, though highly unlikely unless the thing pain me reach inside inside. But if u lift you hand or leg or any weapon and hit me with it, .... may we all continue reaping what we sow oooo.

I know am wicked and immature and every other thing i anticipate you will call me. ,
However the purpose of this thread is that there are immature, silly, ... orisirisi guys like me(by you judgement) so dey look face... woju oooo. Dont worry girls, those who like getting slaps are also available, they will surely comment, just cram there moniker, ask for there address and have a good time ,..... tty

This is inspired by the thread currently on front page where a lot of girls have been saying a 'real man' will not return a slap or defend himself just because the agressor happens to be female. So i want to tell a short story to butteress my point.

A lady once slapped me while i was in secondary school because i was repetedly asking a question she didnt want to answer. I was asking why her friend was absent from school. I didnt return the slap immediately. Because astion and reaction have to be equal and opposite, i had to wait. I wasnt expecting the slap, for it to balance she must not be expecting it too. Ofcourse she was expecting a possible immediate reply or for me to let it slide. But that wouldnt be fair to me. Would it? The balance of the world would have been affected.

So i waited for two hours after she had apologised, and sent a friend to apologies, after i had endured the funny gest of my friends, after fully soaking in the anger and disgrace i felt from the public humiliation, I snuck up behind her and returned the favor in the same measure she had freely given unto me. Funny, when she started crying and i saw my 5 finger marks from the side of her neck to her the front of her cheek, my heart melted and i started begging her to stop crying. This is because i didnt have marks on my cheek. So it seems the reaction was more than the action, the slap didnt balance things like i thought. It tipped the scale in my favor ''unintendedly''. Lol so i started begging her to slap me again because her cry was just too much. And that way maybe i could get the finger marks too and everything will be balanced. Lol. The girl just dey cry dey go.

I know that was mean but if that kind of situation comes up, i will still act thesame way. They called assembly to flog us that time oo. I hapily received my 12 strokes.

IF YOU CAN GIVE A SLAP, YOU CAN TAKE ONE, LIFE IS GIVE AND TAKE.
A SLAP IS A LOAN THAT SHOULD BE RETURNED WITH OR WITHOUT INTEREST.

Girls please di not expect to beat a man and not reap the fruit of your labor. Whatever a man sow he will reap. Do unto others what u would have done to u.
The full extent of my gentleman attributes ends with withstanding verbal abuse. Abuse me well well, no wahala, worst thing is i insult you too, though highly unlikely unless the thing pain me reach inside inside. But if u lift you hand or leg or any weapon and hit me with it, .... may we all continue reaping what we sow oooo.

I know am wicked and immature and every other thing i anticipate you will call me. ,
However the purpose of this thread is that there are immature, stupid, ... orisirisi guys like me(by you judgement) so dey look face... woju oooo. Dont worry girls, those who like getting slaps are also available, they will surely comment, just cram there moniker, ask for there address and have a good time ,..... ttyl

bushdoc9919:
You probably have never had N10million.

THATS RIGHT. thats how i know i wont lose it cos i need it. Have u ever move around with your whole savings and forgot it somewhere or left it unattended. No? We only do that with loose change, money much less than what we had in a bank.

A lady once slapped me in sec school, i waited for two hours after she had apologised, snuck up behind her and returned the favor, when she started crying and i saw my finger marks from the side of her neck to her cheek, my heart melted and i started begging her to stop crying. Lol i was even begging her to slap me again because her cry was just too much. Lol. The girl just dey cry dey go.

I know that was mean but if that kind of situation comes up, i will still act thesame way. They called assembly to flog us that time oo. I hapily received my 12 strokes.

IF YOU CAN GIVE A SLAP, YOU CAN TAKE ONE, LIFE IS GIVE AND TAKE.
A SLAP IS A LOAN THAT SHOULD BE RETURNED WITH OR WITHOUT INTEREST.

ANYBODY WHOSE 10 MILLION GETS LOST CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT. ONLY LOOSE CHANGE GETS LOST
ANYBODY WHO EARNS 7500 REALLY NEEDS 10 MILLION
ANY SUCH PERSON WHO RETURN SUCH MONEY TO SOMEONE WHO CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT SHOULD HAVE HER HEAD EXAMINED FOR scontrojities

A LOT OF MUMU MEN AND SUPID GIRLS ON NAIRALAND:
IF SHE BURNS YOUR CERTIFICATE NKO>? mumu will never lay his hand on a woman
IF SHE BEAT U NKO? mumu man will say I will walk away
WHAT IF SHE INSULTS YOURS MOTHER? mumu man will say I will walk away
IF SHE BEATS YOUR MOTHER NKO > mumu will walk away and send her packing
IF SHE REFUSE TO PACK NKO? mumu will keep malice wit someone who beats him or his family.

BEATING MY WIFE IS THE LAST THING I WILL EVER DO BUT IT IS STIL ON THE LIST.
EVEN IF ANOTHER MANS WIFE SLAPS ME UNDULY, I WILL REPAY IN KIND. Then either her husband beats me up or I will beaT HIM UP. Either way, I will still stand by my actions. I will happily go to prison for returning a soldier's wife's slap.
I wonder where una put una balls...

tmeeto:
Hi All, please does anyone know exactly how much cardinalstone pays their graduate trainee(analyst1)?

No one knows cos this is the first time they re running the graduate trainee programme.

achu442:
where all these things not there before he came?...And even worst..

Boko haram This level of unemployment?

Jasper14:
Please madam ladywriter, and other concern citizen of nairaland, I just got my first job on freelancer, but my problem is that I don't know much about this job, and I have to summit it today... The job is about statistical analysis by Anova.. Using excel.. I don't mind handing this job to another that knows the job very well. The fee is $10.. Please come to my rescue.. All I needs here is good rating..

I have checked the link you posted. Send me the details at ''''''com I should have it ready in an hour or two after I see your mail. I s.

How much will I get?

Where is number 11 na?

tranxo:
I will keep you in view because I have already given out the work. Time is often not our friend on Freelancer.

Thanks .please dont forget biko

tranxo:
Drop your Freelancer profile url here.

http://www.freelancer.com/u/samson91.html

Please i need someone to help me get my first contract and reviews. Pls i will greatly appreciate it.

I expect this topic on FRONT PAGE o. I raised salient points and left it open for people to analyse themselves. I want to see what Nairalanders will remind us of.

Still waiting for number 11

Britzdon:
hmmmmm I no dey oooo

justme002:
U are obviously alone on dis mata!!

Lol. Shebi PDP people never reach here na.
Serioisly, what is your opinion?

10 THINGS TO REMEMBER BEFORE VOTING FOR GOODLUCK JONATHAN
Every man has a right to vote. However we must consider very carefully who we choose to vote for and for what reasons we are deciding to vote for that person. Should I vote for who will benefit me more personally or should I vote for the one who will benefit my region most or should I vote for the man that shares my ethnicity or should we vote for the one who has/will brought/will bring the greatest benefit to the greatest amount of Nigerians regardless of tribe, ethnicity, religion and party.

Here is my list of the things You should remember before voting for Goodluck Jonathan
1. Remember Farouk Lawan and Diepreye Alamieyeseigha
2. Remember the bullet-proof cars that re used to ‘do the needful’ by our ‘ogas at the top’
3. Remember the young people that died trying to get immigration Job
4. Remember the salaries of our senators and compare it with your own
5. Remember the thousands that have died at the hands of bokoharam(even corpers)
6. Remember the last time you had electricity for a whole day
7. Remember those that have died by ‘accidental discharge’ from the police
8. Remember your friends, family members and neighbours that do not have jobs
9. Remember the chibok girls
10. And finally, Remember that “Stealing is not corruption”

We forget things easily in this country, So if there is anything else you want us to remember, Comment below and continue from number 11. Let’s see if we can get up to 50.

ladywriter please can you help me get my first job on freelancer, think its cause of reviews. can you help me bid and give it to me to do. I really need the money. thank you.

I will appreciate help from any quarters in this regard. Please I really need help. Thanks

okolimike:
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Got the mail above... Who those who this people are?
Suspecting refined GNLD people.

Bros na one fine hotel beside shoprite. Purple building. The place fine. I dont think its GNLD. But Did you apply for hotel vacancy ni?

favouryemmy:
You say baseless? Lagos registered voters are 1 million more than Kano. You admit that 2006 census puts Kano population to be more than that of Lagos. That exactly is my point. In reality, Lagos population is much more than that of Kano. And from the numbers of registered voters, I dare say by up to 2 million.

Ur right.
Not forgetting the fact that a large chunk of registered voters in KANO are UNDERAGED.

chibas:
u don collect ur own pvc?

PVC is in ilorin while am in lagos, you see there is almost no one who has relocated like me in states with 96% distribution.