₦airaland Forum

Something is wrong here.
OAP’s are usually ugly.
This one looks average.
That is not normal.

So why is this news?
This is good news: she finally got to meet her twin.
We all know good news is not profitable.
Why is it on the front page again?

Who?

She’s cute.

If it’s cancer start writing your will.
This thing I believe is a curse laid on man to counteract our growing longevity.
Almost all the people I hear about who contract, survive and go for surgery against it still die from the ailment.

My God, I love seeing women in revealing dresses.

One day she says she doesn’t regret marriage, another day she says it’s her biggest regret.
Why are afonjas always double mouthed?
I swear it is hard to trust these people.

Nigerians have won Grammy awards.
Sade I think has a few.
There is also a British based Nigerian musician who has.
If you’re thinking of D’Banj, Wizkid, Timaya and Davido I believe you should not get your hopes up.

Is that a human or a sex doll?
I do not believe that is a human being.

He is right.
God was invited by one man in my village.
After having tea, God will perform rapture.
The man has assembled his finest daughters to service God during his three day visit.

Why do Lebanese mixes have goofy looking noses?

These are solid ideas but will unfortunately fall on deaf ears.

hustla:
And you didn't make a mistake how? No be this same naija u school?

I read books and write articles, something I know majority of Nigerians don’t do and I strongly believe she doesn’t.
Social media has forced the average person to become a writer or sort.
We should celebrate her giving the time to pen her thoughts.
Wetin concern me, sef?
I dey find money to warm her bed.

DonBenny77:
Yes cos the music is fake how can you be singing and fantasizing about a man on a song and music video when you actually a lesbobo,

Fake music fake personality

Fake or real, e still sweet.
When in a jungle act like an animal.
She’s only following the accepted course of action in our zoo.

I don’t know who to pay for between this woman and Toke.
I want them both but have only enough money for one.
Nairalanders should donate towards my cause.

KanielOutis92:
This lady's post are never void of errors. Like cant she review her texts before posting? Every damn freaging time!!..

I now take it as part of her personality.
We all know the Nigerian school system is not top notch.
She is only a reflection of her environment.

The pictures are beautiful.
Now, what?

It doesn’t make her songs any less enjoyable.

I thought this chick was done with music.

mhd5757:
Yes I don't know why, Nigerians are so gullible, they believe what ever they read, especially here in nairaland, I have seen a situation many times where somebody will post some rubbish about some bullshitt bogus story and everybody will come and believe it just because it was posted on nairaland.

And now they are actually believing that this kid here has got a lion cub, do you know how expensive it is to buy a lion cub? This is thesame kid who was looking for a dog to adopt because he couldn't buy one, and now he's got a lion Seriously?

OP mistakenly bought a werewolf.
I believe him.
He is ‘one man from my village’.

Hmm. See the sweet nyash.

That was nice.

Wey the picture?

I came to read lies.
Nairalanders love this sort of topic.
They always click it secretly but admonish it in open.
Gay men have approached me multiple times.
I lay them off in the most polite way then carry on my day.

To each their own.
I don't like my women resembling broom sticks but other men do.
I respect her for bringing pride to this zoo back in the early 2000s.

Are we going to have this hackneyed debate again?

Meh. Her body looks regular.

“/When the music dey enter body/ e dey enter body/“.
This news does not concern me.
I don’t know why I clicked the link.
Mscheew.

Meh. This is not it at all.