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...and women claim they hate being ogled.
This woman should release a calendar. I’ll buy it. At least every new month I’ll have a picture to ‘Vaseline’ to.

This is 2019. If it doesn’t affect me or my family members then I give zero f-ucks.

Social media stories? Lies!

Every time I see this woman’s topics I quickly click them because her pictures always make my thing go ween wan ween wan.

Who dey look old cargo? Mscheew.

She looks like an old woman in a swim suit. I am not surprised. Is that not what she is?

Honestly, these guys who advertise in this forum won’t die well. You people always kill the flow of conversations. May your business derail its course the same way you derail topics.

It’s not Boko Haram agreements I’m afraid of, it’s his plan to make Genevieve Nnaji his official First Lady, gifting all parts of the eastern region to her while ensuring her the permanent post of Nigerian minister of tourism.

I remember when I worked at Macy’s as a young twenty one year old. I remember a then forty eight year old Madonna making her way into the shop and flirting with me like how younger girls with crushes do. I quickly caught on to her signs, made a move and one thing led to another which found me and her entangled in each other’s grip for hot lovemaking sessions.
I then woke up to find my fantasy was only a dream, a good but forgettable one nonetheless.

This marriage na real age is nothing but a number. Is it a four or five year age difference between the two? Google and MTN have decided to punish me well today. Why a young guy will decide to marry an old cargo I’ll never know.

[UPDATE]
Wait o, all of a sudden he’s thirty one years old?! WTF. Why do these guys fake age to begin with?
It’s the same way Simi claimed born in 1995 at the start of her career, a whole seven years younger than her biological age.

So because a woman wrote something online OP went into a meaningless epistle? It seems the guy doesn’t know women are lions only on social media but are weak little kittens in real life. If that guy follows up the invitation the woman fit delete her Twitter account out of fear.

That is a drag queen, right? Right? I strongly believe she is.
Nigerian + Jamaican = black. Nigerian + Jamaican = Full Yoruba, Igbo, Nigerian + Senegalese, Cameroonian, or half Ashanti [Ghanaian] depending on where her ancestors originated from. Lastly, Nigerian + Jamaican = full nigger.

It's only a regular picture. Should I post my own so it'll make front page too?

She probably acted in a role the housemaid didn't like. A lot of people can willingly poison Patience Ozokwor over some roles she plays. People are brutal like that. Such is life.

Hmm. I forgot about this thread. I wonder how OP is doing and how far his bag of feed has gone.

I may not like certain females but I can not help acting like a boyfriend if we've done the deed before. There is something oh so natural about acting protective over a female you've gbenshed.

2013 is already six years ago. Man dey old. Life waits for no one. The dead will always get forgotten. Don't frustrate yourself to please others for you shall get forgotten too.

Her body looks amazing. Then again these are pictures so she will always pick the best.
She na oyibo abi she bleached to look this light? Hmm. If not for her dark-skin child I for say na mixed race female.

Onechancearmy:


Bloggers will just go to someone's Instagram page, copy a picture and upload on Nairaland as if NL is a dumping ground.

Nairaland is a dumping ground.

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See your illiterate looking handwriting. HA HA, HEHEHE. You also need a hand model, that fingernail of yours does not give one hope.

I like this thread. It's nice to see OP didn't fall victim. I try my best to stay numb from such schemes but sometimes I mistakenly allow legitimate opportunities pass me by. Well, better a minimal regret than great sorrow.

Her face is not it, her body is a little better than average. Her twerk skills are good but since it’s her only attribute I will not care about her after a roll in the hay.

It’s 2019, anyone who expects me to get angry over pictures is sitting on a long thing.

I remember back when I heavily consumed porn. I always had hardons for any random female I liked. If that isn’t love then I don’t know what is.
Ever since I stopped consuming pornography I can’t remember when last my Johnson stood for a stranger. I now approach females only to stroke my ego and nothing else. To make my thing stand before ‘action’ na conscious effort from both me and the female.
Porn helps women, they just don’t know nor care to admit it.

All these jobless children who inhabit this site, sef.

Is this photoshop, him being lightweight or she’s an athlete of sort? I know a lot of women are powerful enough to lift men for short periods of time. Holding him in this position is something else.

Every twenty seconds worldwide an akata is fully engaged in physical combat. How do these violent animal conflicts concern Nigerians? This forum has lost it. That is if they ever had it in the first place.

I’m sure her future proclamation is likely ‘a man beats his wife to show he can always protect her. All women should beg for beatings.’. Her words are constantly scatterbrained.

Without a video for proof she’s only blabbing.

I don’t know her but I’ll prefer a sex doll to whatever she’s offering.

This woman is off her meds. From where does Drake know her? She’s likely suffering a mild form of psychosis.

She is either in a man’s house or indisposed. With that prison jumpsuit she’s pictured in I guess the latter’s the case.