₦airaland Forum

Somebody will finish making a comedy skit only to see the situation branded as real on Nairaland.
Na wa for the authority here.
I cut cap for una.

IdreamOfUnicorn:
Its a skit.
I've seen it before

This is the third skit I’ve seen from those clowns.
Funny enough their matter always hits Nairaland frontpage.
It shows even the mods here are unexposed.

1. People’s blogs will go on hold for 24 hours.
2. A lot of people will switch to bing, yahoo search, hotmail search and other alternative search clients.
3. Some businesses will feel the absence as they use google mail addresses.
Some people will not receive email for 24 hours because of their gmail accounts not being functional.
4. Google phones, chromebooks, playstore and softwares like maps will go silent.

In total such a situation won’t cause anything major but it will pose a slight discomfort.
If google disappears for one week na then we go feel am.

Na so?
If they’re illegal how did they get the labour to begin with?
Oil and Gas work is very difficult.
To pay the workers means the company makes serious returns.
To make serious returns means they sold product.
The question is they sold the products to who?

Precious101c:
Guy 4k too much . 500hundred is ok

...hence why I said on a generous day.

Women are women’s worst enemies.
Is this one news?

She is right.
She is also a Nairalander who reads my comments.
She never got to read my conclusion: with 500K I can gbensh Tonto Dikeh, Niyola, Tiwa Savage, TBoss or any high class Nigerian female of my choosing.
For girls of her class I will drop at most 4K, on a generous day.

These bItches always dress and post it on the gram but I never see them go out.
Lol.
They are fake life actors trying to impress the gullible.

Give him a few months to a year.
If the baby is his the resemblance will fall on the child like tropical rain.
I have no idea why but the absence of a father makes the child a carbon copy.

I wanted to post something sensible and well thought.
Then I realized how ignorant the average user of this forum is.
I guess I'll read and laugh at the comments posted here instead.

I learned this two years ago.
I use either American English or British depending on my mood.
Most of my write ups are a mishmash of both styles due to laziness.
When I lived outside for a while though, I found submitting write ups a problem.
Here for Naija nobody send you.

kelvinUchiha:
The one he strangled

E remain small we for dey write R.I.P. concerning the horse matter.
Him being friends with the horse does not erase nor lessen the gravity of the stunt he pulled.

This is only an attention seeking slay king.

If this forum survives till 2023 I guarantee it will look the same way.
The only thing this place has is the amount of Nigerian based users who frequent it.
If somewhere else gathers the same amount the masses here will port in droves.
It’ll make the exodus from 2go look mild in comparison.

Those ones just discovered this forum.
I have used this medium for years.
I find the forum quite dull and uninteresting.

So if a man comes by, what difference will it make in your life?
My friend, hustle for a job.
Unserious element.

I don’t need science to tell me what I already know.

mushystuff:
It starts from somewhere no matter how small or seemingly insignificant. Besides with the responses her statement garnered you can be sure that there are murderers lurking among those obvious child rapists and pedophiles all in the bid to 'defend the prophet'.

Visiting a radio station is small and insignificant.
I believe she can hustle 15k to pay for a thirty minute slot.
Then again in this era of slay queens I doubt she can eloquently defend her points, hence the use of social media where she can easily delete her account when presented stronger debate points.

If her outrage is not in the studio of a radio station then she’s only looking for clout on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat and the rest.
Everybody knows the most number of Nigerians are reachable via radio.
Any other medium na counterfeit.

It seems no different from the dream I had once.
It featured a skinny dog laying dead next to a huge bone.
I wrote it off as entertainment for the mind.
It is not only viewing TV which counts as entertainment.

The guy never start.
Na him choose akata for marriage.
He should enjoy the consequence.

In my case I don’t know and I also never conduct autopsies.
All I do is provide food and water for them, deworm them and slaughter them at any sign of health trouble.
It has worked for me for five chicken generations at the rate of four or five months before processing.

I don’t see anything to fear here.
From the picture it is obvious this is a rare case.
OP, continue with your life and chicken farm.

Wadewaltz:
Good decision.His character is already jaded.If he had continued,he wud hv been turned into a Jobber.One less old,four-time divorcee to be disturbin my T.V screen wit weak performances.Divepen1,Mikuz and Airmark you are nxt

Vince likes him too much to put him in such a role.
It’s only a select few from this generation who can go to-to-toe with him.
It’s men like Braun Strowman or Bray Wyatt when receiving a push who’ll feud with him.

This man retires every year only to return the next year.
He should hang his boots already.
Most of the guys from his generation are long gone.

kingemzy5:
Still remains a legend... love old wrestling like die but the new wrestlers just they make am boring day by day

Shut it and shove your opinion where the sun doesn’t shine.
These new wrestlers are the best thing to ever happen to the business.

Nigerians are foolish ignorant people who enjoy making noise mostly when they have no idea surrounding a story.
All these comments are from trolls or bored people looking to become a part of a story.
If he ignores them they’ll go away.
They weren’t with him when he pulled all the fine boy tricks in the book to make sure she selected him.

Where are the millionaires I hear populate this forum, they have gone silent?
Lol.
(((Is anyone here?)))
(((Echo)))
(((OP is looking for a helper)))
(((Somebody please come)))

Na wa o.
If marriage tire person na to quit the thing move.
If she wanted to sleep around she should have gone to her parents’ crib first.
I don’t see the point suffering and smiling in useless marriages.
You already do that under the wicked government, adding your marriage to the mix means you are destined for suffering.

It is no different from the ‘wetin concern me?’ comments which grace here every thread.
So far there is no comment explicitly stating that blacks are monkeys or subhumans I will write this off as a black person reaching with faint evidence.

This is called trolling.
Brits know how sensitive race matters are around the world.
They use it as a means to kill the boredom of living in a first world country.
If the people in authority catch one person and use him or her as a scapegoat the situation go die completely.