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please who can define nollywood? Coz i only recognise Hollywood. Thanks

why on earth will Patience be no 10? Or are you afraid of her husband?

francababy: Lie lie. You write sold. Na u sell am? The owner don sell am and you dey write sold like saysomebody from nl buy am

what does that that mean? Do you mean no one on nairaland is capable of buying the car (not even seun)? Besides, you wan buy ham or why the attack?.

heheheheheeh @op so you think your oga is not on nairaland? Just prepare for query.... I have spoken.

nawaoooo, where is that my ficture, make i receive some insult first.brb

Kiingsolomon: Right now in the hall!.... Anyone there with me?

yea look in the ceiling i am there.

Mbahchiboy: FRESHER......& I'M SACRED OF D COURSE O

Mbahchiboy: FRESHER......& I'M SACRED OF D COURSE O

#GBAM# it is obvious that you are SACRED(scared)indeed.

@farano:

farano try flash me pls

yea done, waiting for faculty reg/ departmental. Sorry guys its been long time. Yea it is because i lost my phone those with my number can pls call so that i can get back their contacts. Oga mastermynd i wanted to come to your house yestarday, but my mind say you will not be at home. Flash me sha.

of their NATIONALITY. I was sad when he was in the hospital but i was happy when my husband told me the nurses and doctors are responding to treatmentOne great
thing I
learnt from Nelson Mandela
is that I would rather kill myself
instead of
committing suicide.
Once again,congratul ated to South
Africa
peoples,Mandela is a great
rapper even better than Michael
Jackson,he
died but his manhood lives
on.. Lol

FIRST LADY'S SPEECH TO NELSON
MANDELA:
“Good Morning my fellow
people,me,my
husband and the plentiful peoples
of one great Nigeria send our
condolence
and congratulated South Africa
peoples for the die of their
president
yesterday evening,We are sadness
to welcome the great man. I was
sleep under
my pillow yesterday when
my husband tell me that Mandela
has death,
I just shout no no no and I
start to cry,My husband and
Mandela is a
good friends,When my
husband was a children, Mandela
give him
his own shoe when he did not
have shoe,
Now Mandela she have made the
African
people a widow by died.
Mandela was a good mother,she
taked care
of us like his child,We are all
happy for Mandela’s life it is not
easy to
carry first in an International
competition. The kill that killed
Nelson
Mandela has making some
children a widow,my heart feels
sorry for
these children who have
becomes widows for losing their
leaders or
parents for one reason or
another,Mandela taught us to have
love for
our fellow Nigerians
irrespective

Hello moderator. Sorry i dont really know if this is the exact place to post this but i will like you to move it to the suppose place and if favoured, first page.

I read an article from 2011 Neco English Question and the moral lesson there has been helping me for long, so i decided to share it with my people here.

There is a King and his bossom friend, the two of them are hunters and they are very fond of each other. This king's friend is fond of saying ''it is for good'' whenever anything happens to him and the king is always wondering what kind of human being his friend is. Also the king and his friend take pleasure in hunting together and they always return back home with a lot of bush meat.

One day, the king and his friend went on their usual tour. When these two friends walk about thirty minute in the bush, the king decided to take a rest and his friend also decided to use the moment and prepare his gun. As the king's friend was preparing his gun, he mistakenly pull the trigger and the shot blew off the king's thumb. As the king was in agony of the shot, his friend walked up to him and told him not to panic because ''it is for good''. The king was annoyed at his frinds comment, he went back home with great annoyance and order his security men to put his friend inside prison.

After some months when the king has fully recovered, he decided to go on hunting alone as his friend was still in the prison. After walking for an hour in the bush, the king missed his road and was captured by cannibas. These people were very happy beacuse it has been long they have a good catch like this. After performing the necessary ritual they were about butchering the king when one of them suddenly shouted.. No!no!!no!!! We cannot eat this man because he is not complete. Others try investigating what the man saw and they discovered that their victim has no thumb. The leader of these cannibas order the release of the king and he was taken to a place from where he could get back to his village.

When the king got back to his village, he immediately ask for the release of his friend from prison. When the king saw his friend, he narrated the whole story to him and was begging him for forgiveness. Instead of the king's friend to forgive his friend, he(the king's friend) looked up and said ''it is for good''. The king and everyone there were surprice and everyone was asking the same question that is this man mad? You were put in prison for months and you say it is for good, what good then?? The man stood up and explain to the king and everyone that, as i mistakenly blew off the kings finger if he hadn't put me inside prison, both of us would have gone to the bush together and the cannibas would have captured both of us. When they saw that he was not complete, they would have released him and eat me because i am complete. That i was put in prison, that is why am alive today. The whole crowd plus the king were amased at this man's explanation and they all belief that whatever happens to man on earth''is for good'' as the saying goes:- in every dark cloud there must be a silver lining.

Your reproach of today, is tomorrow's glory.

''Go and Die'' widow of yesterday is now the present celebrity.

I repeated SS2 and was called sort of names. But a repeater of yesterday is now an undergraduate in the university of the first choice.

See your present situation as a step forward. God Bless.

am tired of this so-called school, nit even organised the way i expected. I got to school by 7am and was give number 68 as if they were going to answer us. Out of 115 student they answer only 20 or so. What is all these they are doing? Simply because of registration i don finish my school fees on transport. Almost fed up.

pls pls pls and pls, the following people should pls drop their number or better still flash me. Dr Asiko, oga labod, mr yemmy etc, pls we need ur help we nevereven do anytin plssssss dis my number 08171862611

any social science student registering today?

Well i thank you all for the advice and opinions. on the other hand even though we did not enter into any legal contract yet i have thousands of people that are ready to testify to what am saying in anywhere. Moreso this anthem has been used more than two times in different occassions and the video they shoot on those occassions are still with me on my phone so i have all ground to file a case against them just dont know how to go about it. Thanks

www.nairaland.com/1522215/unilag-undergraduate-needs-advice pls mod consider this for fp. Its my career we are talking about here pls i beg you

Thanks mr Richiez, i received your email. Once you know the winner just emil me the contact of the person and i will get to him/her. As for my opinion, i will like if every single mathematician on the thread can drop their info: i mean contact, 2go, fb or any other social network username through which we can easily interact and get things going. I belief through this we all will surely gain one thing or the other from ourselves. Just an opinion though.
Thanks
from: Oladoya
Team:- econs
CC: Ortarico.

if i hear say Nigeria win........... Then i will belief we will leave group stage in the world cup

Goodday moderator and everyone out there, my name is matthew an economist to be.
I really need your help/advice on situation that is really giving me concern.

I finished my secondary as in 2011 and i wrote my first jamb in 2012. Though i passed my jamb and post jamb, but my mark was not enough to study economics in Unilag. I decided to wait till this year(2013) as i am really determined to get my dream course in unilag.

Towards year 2012 ending, i decided to join a security company in order for me to raise fund against 2013. I was trained for a month, and i was retained to work at the head office. After i worked like three days, i learnt that the company was in need a company Anthem and pledge.
To cut the story short, i created the Anthem and pledge for the company and the management, through the M.D, promised to sponsor me, if i passed my jamb.
They gave me five thousand Naira to purchase the Jamb form. After i worked in the office for like six months, i was transfered to the M.D house on the platform of that he likes the way i work.

After i passed my jamb, i did my post ume and i got admitted. Later when i told my M.D of the situation he said he has already cancelled the scholarship because i didnt inform him when i wrote and passed my jamb. I was trying to explain to him that no one can determine admission status from jamb unless you have actually passed post ume and enter school and i dont want to tell you that i passed now and at the end fail post ume. I tried all means possible to plead with him, but he never wanted to hear from me again. I have waited enough and now my registration starts on saturday. My question is should i take a legal action against the company in as much as they didnt just give me the scholarship for free, but because of what i did for them. Pls nairalanders advise me on what to do God bless you all.

(6)9 26) 5*3 4-)* =-)* 6) 9= * abi?

mod pls fp now plssssssss

anyone that will be going on 23rd and 29th, oga ortarico said you should add me with 08171862611: so that we can seee. Bye for now

Chizzyozi: is it 4 pple dat their name cme out in supplementary list

hey Femi it is for everybody ooo

*** The 7 Dangerous Acts after meal ***
DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU
HAVE A MEAL.
* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts
proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is
comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes
(chances of cancer is higher).
* Don't eat fruits immediately -When you eat
your fruits with meals, the fruit is stuck in the
stomach along with the contents of the meals
and cannot reach the intestines in time. Lying
there they get spoilt and spoil the remaining
food in the stomach too. Thus it is
recommended that you eat a fruit at least one
hour after eating a meal or before your meal
and preferably in the morning with empty
stomach. It is in the morning that the body
can best use the nutrients in the fruit and get
enough energy to start the day.
* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain
a high content of acid. This substance will
cause the Protein content in the food we
consume to be hardened thus difficult to
digest.It is preferable to drink tea an hour
after meals.
* Don't loosen your belt -Fiction, not
particularly bad for you!
We generally have an attitude that a good
meal is that which forces us to loosen our
belts. However, loosening the belt is bad, not
because it causes the intestines to twist or
block but because it means that you have
over eaten to a level that you are
uncomfortable. Loosening of the belt may also
cause you to feel comfortable once again
which means you may continue overeating.
So eat only to the extent that you can be
comfortable without loosening your belt!
* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause
the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs
& body thus the amount of blood around the
stomach will therefore decrease. This will
weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
* Don't walk about -Fact, it is bad for you!
Walking directly after meals is a bad idea, it
can result to acid reflux and indigestion.
However, walking about half an hour after
meals is known to be good for you.
Researchers in the Department of Exercise
Science at the University of South Carolina,
have found that walking after exercise is a
good way to burn energy.
The point to note is when to walk, you should
ideally walk for about 10 minutes and only
20-30 minutes after meal to prevent acid
reflux and stomach upsets.
* Don't sleep immediately - The food we
intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus
will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.
Must share with family & friends

oyinyioza: na wa o.which 1 is state of origin certificate nw.abeg who get dat 1?

i have collected mine and i can take u to the place or direct you just give me a call 08171862611

he who keepeth his mouth keepeth his soul.

Like two months ago my friend told me he lost his father in an accident. Three days ago i saw this man riding okada(motorcycle) since then have been calling my friend, but the number is not going. Had i know i would have taken the pics so as to post it here. ;DLike two months ago my friend told me he lost his father in an accident. Three days ago i saw this man riding okada(motorcycle) since then have been calling my friend, but the number is not going. Had i know i would have taken the pics so as to post it here.

watching!!!!!!!. And i have a suggestion after the quiz. Mr Richiz pls remind me when you guys are trough. Mind you i have a token price for first position. Also hope my brother(Ortarico) will commend the second position with a token.

BrightCar: IS THAT HOW U INSULT PEOPLE?I DON'T THINK YOU ARE WELL, IN FACT THE WHOLE OF YOUR FAMILY INCLUDING YOU ARE GENETIC IMBECILES !!

heheheheheheh cant stop laffing. Why the thing dey pain you now? Abi you relate with Jonathan ni?