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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I think that is the best thing to do. Tony Nzenna says:- No pay No gain. No work no payment and i think this should be embeded in our Constitution. GBAM!!

Hard work is more important to becoming
successful than brilliance. Life will never give you what you deserve but what you decide.helo oyezaza i sight you oo.

i was just admitted to study economics in unilag, just hoping to become a renowned prof. In the nearest future. Am gonna rule the Central bank one day and at the apogee of my career, am gonna rule the World bank. I know its possible.

godofphysics: no dear, i shud be d one tellin u nt to mind me coz i intentnally wanted to sound like a namby pamby which of coz is a way to prevent any kind of maelstrom and whirlpool war as a result of unnecessary brawling and vendetta.
That said, i must also let u knw, much to d delight of ur internet-legitimate-hubby, Yemmy and ur secret admirers, Owbeecee nd Cutesthunk, that i perceive you rly have a perfect sense of mansuetude compossible wit ur muliebrity, so keep it up. As 4 my fellow gr8 akokites, i enjoin u to remain unique by maintaining ur state of ebullience and vivacity.
Compliments
~god of physics~

yemmy pls find me ice water

godofphysics: which dreams r we talkin abt here? Dnt tell me u're a comedian o

hehehehehe, i think that was a slip of finger. I wanted to say nightmare not dream. Mr Gaus. Physician to bad.

A WORD TO A SLEEPING GIANT
Giant!
Potential giant of my time
The tropics is your home
Yet you trouble your own
Leaving them to smile through hopelessness
While you abound in beauty and splendor
O latent giant of the tropics
Where do we go from here?
Giant!
Glorified giant of Africa
You thrive like a midget
Dancing a ballet
You make your home unbearable for her own
Chasing rat when your house is on fire
Your wards scatter all over the world
O! Latent giant of our time.
Giant!
Potential giant of my time
You make us go haywire
At your hostile nature we cringe
At the ALUU four I frown
That armless species are endangered
Latent giant of the tropics
Rise up from this oppression!
Giant!
Crawling giant of the tropics
I cry,
That the bodies of the innocent litter the
streets
Although not like in Sudan or Middle East
But explosion rock in the crowd of many
Now I hear that familiar sound in a Mall in
Kenya
Who shall save this latent giant of the tropics?
Giant!
Struggling giant of my time
You strive every now and then
But with muscle power is taken after a tussle
Yet they bamboozle and embezzle
When we have no morsel to swallow
Latent giant of the tropics
Arise and arrest imposters in power!
Giant!
As you celebrate at this time
Your five decades and three
In abundance you fare like sucking
When shall you grow up?
Shall you forever remain a baby?
O! Latent giant of the tropics.
Why mop when they mess up the labour of
our past heroes?
Giant!
Potential giant of my time
Why should BH insurgency counter your
stride?
Shall we continue to live in a country?
Where ASUU is not a footballer yet she strikes
more than Messi
Where a political party is one but doubles in
the face of crisis
Where we have black gold yet poor and
deprived
Where our flag portrays fertility yet we know
Mr. Hunger
Potential giant of the tropics
I shall continue to see hope in your
hopelessness
I see a future in your marginalized youths
In your desolate streets,
Shall we continue to hope and pray
Even as I search like Diogenes the critic
I have no doubt you will rise tomorrow from
the dust of today!

A WORD TO A SLEEPING GIANT
Giant!
Potential giant of my time
The tropics is your home
Yet you trouble your own
Leaving them to smile through hopelessness
While you abound in beauty and splendor
O latent giant of the tropics
Where do we go from here?
Giant!
Glorified giant of Africa
You thrive like a midget
Dancing a ballet
You make your home unbearable for her own
Chasing rat when your house is on fire
Your wards scatter all over the world
O! Latent giant of our time.
Giant!
Potential giant of my time
You make us go haywire
At your hostile nature we cringe
At the ALUU four I frown
That armless species are endangered
Latent giant of the tropics
Rise up from this oppression!
Giant!
Crawling giant of the tropics
I cry,
That the bodies of the innocent litter the
streets
Although not like in Sudan or Middle East
But explosion rock in the crowd of many
Now I hear that familiar sound in a Mall in
Kenya
Who shall save this latent giant of the tropics?
Giant!
Struggling giant of my time
You strive every now and then
But with muscle power is taken after a tussle
Yet they bamboozle and embezzle
When we have no morsel to swallow
Latent giant of the tropics
Arise and arrest imposters in power!
Giant!
As you celebrate at this time
Your five decades and three
In abundance you fare like sucking
When shall you grow up?
Shall you forever remain a baby?
O! Latent giant of the tropics.
Why mop when they mess up the labour of
our past heroes?
Giant!
Potential giant of my time
Why should BH insurgency counter your
stride?
Shall we continue to live in a country?
Where ASUU is not a footballer yet she strikes
more than Messi
Where a political party is one but doubles in
the face of crisis
Where we have black gold yet poor and
deprived
Where our flag portrays fertility yet we know
Mr. Hunger
Potential giant of the tropics
I shall continue to see hope in your
hopelessness
I see a future in your marginalized youths
In your desolate streets,
Shall we continue to hope and pray
Even as I search like Diogenes the critic
I have no doubt you will rise tomorrow from
the dust of today!

godofphysics: i hope to bcom a 'current akokite' someday

ofcourse your dreams will surely come true. I only meant if you were current online you will see a post suggesting that we upload pics. Dont mind me just as madam farano said. And madam farano becareful ooo. Those people wey dey drag you with bishop yemmy, i just dey look dem cos me get ma plan. Bring your ear make i tell you (ladynapping tins dis one no be kidnap again) no tell yemmy oo.

godofphysics: ur pix dey comot money?

i take thatt for first like. By the way i cant remember mentioning ur name, i was talking to current Akokites not one day on one day off.

am just about uploading ma ugly pics here, i need ten go ahead. I.e ten likes.

yemmytcm: I av a question to ask , and I hope you guys won't say yemmy has started again with his religion #well,ama ask anyways.

Q- how do you prove an atheist wrong or lemme say correct him when he says "man evolved from apes,period !" ,how do you prove that all tinz were created by God ?

N.B: dnt beg the question (prob by saying,"the bible says"

the bible says' come let us create man in our own image' not lets create apes in our image or lets create human in apes image. To the best of my knowledge.

YOUR FIGHT DETERMINES YOUR HEIGHT
Without Goliath, David might not get to his
destination in life.
Without family hatred, Joseph would have
remained stagnant in his father's house.
Without storm/shark, Jonah would have
missed the purpose of God for him.
Without Naman, Mordechai would have
remain a slave for life.
Without Affliction, Job wouldnt have been
more greater than he was.
Without Judas, Jesus identity would have
been hidden and the salvation of men would
have been incomplete.
Without Delilah, Samson would have end up
being a Wrestler.
Your present position is just a step forward.
Remenber, Satan is just an errand boy. He
helps to complete the task the Lord has
preplaned. He has no power to afflict chldren
of God without permission... ''everything
workout for good to those who love God''
ASUU STRIKE IS A BLESSING; hehehehe

Mesopotamia: Folks,as i ernestly wait for unilag's supplementary list,i'm glad to inform you all that i've been shortlisted to sit for university of ibadan putme on saturday.Please pray for me.

Whao see wrong request. Pls tell me what prayer you still need again than Thanks giving? Cos i believe in God has done it than God will do it. Faith is the substance of hings hope for, evidence of things not seen. Well guys pls join me as i thank the Lord on behalf of this our brother, cos he has been given an admission slot in U.I and dat doesn't stop your name from being on Unilag sup. List.


Non the less, Owo Adura and one crate of OSOMO. that one is for our Bishop Yemnek.

Olaalere Ayobami
Moving Forward to The Promise Land........
Many are now suffering from stagnation,
when they actually think they are moving
forward. The ability to accelerate from one
location to another( at the right time) is called
'moving forward'. Many now make use of the
word of God( i.e Bible/Quran) wrongly and
think they are actually right. Many would say ''
give us these days, our daily bread'' yet you
are inside your closet without a tangible thing
doing. Dont deceive urself, hunger is
knocking at ur door. Many would say '' i will
lift up my eyes on to the hill''. Ofcourse, its
good to look up to the Lord but, you need to
make a move. Had Abraham never left his
father land, the promises of God for him
might have been futile. Moses did not only
look up to the mount but also climb it to
receive the Ten Commandment. Besides, the
bible says, whatever that you say in my ears
shall i listen to and grant unto you as your
heart desires. Many would say, God knows
what i want... Ofcourse he does. But
remenber God knows that Elijah was in need
of fire to consume the Fifty soldiers and their
leader, but He never gave him until he(Elijah)
asked for it. God surely knows that Jabez was
in need, but He(God) waited for Jabez to make
his need known. There are Many more but to
mention a few. No one is born a failure;we
create our fortune/ misfortune with our own
hands.
As PEAK will say'' ITS IN YOU''
Progress and dont Retrogress
God Bless.......... ....
DEDICATED to my (then) Lovely Economics
Teacher: Late prof. Shuaib Imam of ICSSS.
........RIP.... .....

Olaalere Ayobami
Moving Forward to The Promise Land........
Many are now suffering from stagnation,
when they actually think they are moving
forward. The ability to accelerate from one
location to another( at the right time) is called
'moving forward'. Many now make use of the
word of God( i.e Bible/Quran) wrongly and
think they are actually right. Many would say ''
give us these days, our daily bread'' yet you
are inside your closet without a tangible thing
doing. Dont deceive urself, hunger is
knocking at ur door. Many would say '' i will
lift up my eyes on to the hill''. Ofcourse, its
good to look up to the Lord but, you need to
make a move. Had Abraham never left his
father land, the promises of God for him
might have been futile. Moses did not only
look up to the mount but also climb it to
receive the Ten Commandment. Besides, the
bible says, whatever that you say in my ears
shall i listen to and grant unto you as your
heart desires. Many would say, God knows
what i want... Ofcourse he does. But
remenber God knows that Elijah was in need
of fire to consume the Fifty soldiers and their
leader, but He never gave him until he(Elijah)
asked for it. God surely knows that Jabez was
in need, but He(God) waited for Jabez to make
his need known. There are Many more but to
mention a few. No one is born a failure;we
create our fortune/ misfortune with our own
hands.
As PEAK will say'' ITS IN YOU''
Progress and dont Retrogress
God Bless.......... ....
DEDICATED to my (then) Lovely Economics
Teacher: Late prof. Shuaib Imam of ICSSS.
........RIP.... .....

Your opportunity cost shouldnt be totally forgone, because it is your right to have all the good things of life. So strive harder to recover your forgone items.


Courtesy:- Team Econs.

today just be like holiday for this thread.

Owbeecee: .

mtchew.... No wonder, na you OPC(owbeecee) wetin the guy con do you now? Atleast its better if his hypothalamus undersecretes the dopamine than in excess.

@farano:
BIG LIE. Are u trying 2 say dat gals r responsible 4 loosin dia virgnity? If female virgns are scarce, male virgns shuld b scarce too. Yeah! Dats d fact Pls! I'm not trying 2 derail dis thread o.

BIGGEST LIE. Have you forgotten that there are twice girls as boys in the world and it is very possible for just a guy to dis***gin up to two, three of them without looking back because.....










Girls are gullible. They are easily deceived. Imagine this place i can mention some virgin guys. People like Prof. Labods, Oga Ortarico etc. But as for the girls, its better we ask Oga Yemmy.

Personally (ASUU Remix)
Personally
Personally..... .......X3
Personally..... .......x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva
jacked it
People reason dat am joking like it
Aaaah....... Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........ them no wan gree
Them say FG no gree pay
*Chorus*
Personally... Professionally, this strike is nt
intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us
to go radically,
Emotionally, psychologically ,
our girls forcefully are going biologically
sexually,dramatically and them sey them no
wan gree
*Chorus*
Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove
internationally
Nawa......... Nawatically
Waka......... Na from my dictionary
Saga.... them no wan gree
They say them no wan gree..
Eku odun ASUU ooo, asheyi sha modun.

@farano:
If i catch u eehh..

did u say catch? If i hear.

FARANO THE TEACHER
FARANO: "who is the minister of education?"
Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"
FARANO: "who is CBN governor?"
Children: "Aliko Dangote"
FARANO; "who is the minister for
information?".
Children: "Mike Adenuga"
FARANO; "who is the minister for sports.
Children: "Stephen keshi".
FARANO: "Correct! who composed the national
anthem of Nigeria"
Children: "wizkid"
farano: "correct" what is 2+5?
Children: "25"
farano- "correct"
farano:- "what is the capital of Nigeria?"
Children: "Abia-umuahia "
farano: "correct, Who is d president of
nigeria?".
Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari"
farano:. "Correct! Who stopped the killing of
twins".
Children: "Psquare"
farano: "correct! who is the minister for
women affairs"
Children: "Genevieve Nnaji"
farano: "Correct, Who is d governor of
Anambra state?
Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola"
farano: "Correct!"
farano:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...
(children claps) It's gonna Remain like that
until government amswer ASUU and increase my husband salary!!!
ONE WORD FOR FARANO.

SimonAndal:
Hi, my name is Simon Ivan Andal, from Chechnya, and this is my comment:
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Doesn't this pose as some sort of health hazard, or something?

who cares for what you bear? Besides, do you mean 'as' or 'has'...


Skip of finger..

wait oo guys good moring. Me am garble oo, which one is primary school testimonial again. And a print out duly certified by principal because me dey use GCE. Pls do i stil need the duly certify tins

thank you my God

okeke2: i left school last year, i read very hard for jamb and p.jamb only for ASUU to strike forever and for dem to threaten to cancel the results. I have been so angry for the past week, but av taken it like a man i'll just pretend that i failed jamb and wait next year to apply for a university outside this goddamned country, i'll advice u guys to do this THERE IS NO HOPE, RIP TO THE EDUCATIONAL SECTOR,RIP TO UNILAG AND THE REST BUT WE HAVE TO MOVE FOWARD ITS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE .......

When the going get tough, only the tough get going. If ASUU threaten to cancel post ume, then keep ur fingers crossed and lets see what is going to happen. As it is my time to enter school, whose father can stop me? Its what the Lord has done and no one can undo. ASUU pls strike till the time you wish, all i know is, our time will never pass us by.

Tommybob: hummm.... THIS IS IT ...... => For once in a long time, relax and reason with your head. Have u been scammed before? Do u have a job at d moment?
Or maybe u think u have a better life than d poster...
Just focus on how you'll pass your exam. You'll never know........................







Nd bsyd dia ar some quesn dat ar directly proportional to causing someone, thou i mayb indirectly.... E.g ar u stupid?.... Aw wil u expect sumone to c diz as a quesn even tho u dnt mean to cause buh bcoz both of u reason in diff ways, d person being reffered to wil take it as a cause...... I can nw undastand u, even wen sade told u dat it was too much, ur reply wul av convinced anybody dat ure actually using foul language in d name of quesn... I sed ol diz coz u sed u want it to b clearified.... If nt xo i wud av ignored it..... Nope ...... Am a pharm asp .... AL IZ WELL .... Everybody are men of peace!

everybody is and not are. The law is whenever *every* is used in starting a sentence, the verb that follows should be in singular form.

*Blasted away* A reasonable person will read meaning into this phrase. Nevertheless my scale of preference shows that Mr gist was very rude in his response to the other guy's comment. Obviously the user of that phrase has created phobia in some people(including me), yet we need not to give room to any agoraphobia in our mind because who the Lord has blessed, no man can curse. We all gonna make it and lets stay calm. We are brothers.




Courtesy:- Econswizzy.

ASUU you can satisfy your egocentric interest now and end it whenever you like, but it must not extend beyond this month and after this strike i dont want to hear of any strike again till i get out of this country for my masters. Dont ask me which country am going oo, better still ask federal government cos na dem go sponsor me. National Cake Tins

pls guys, like how much are we going to spend for as fresher and as for second semester will the money come down?

who is this HIVLAVAR? *warm* yasef ooo, make people no swear for you. I mistakenly check 2011 admission list now, and i nearly fainted. All na joke sha God is at wek.