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 Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 10:34pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
long-leg:see pot telling somebody that they are black. You still dey oshodi with the sachet water you are awking you better carry your long leg waka go ladipo side. M U M U presido |
| Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 10:20pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Promhize: Guess your mum isn't good enough to be respected, that's why you could call someone else's mother useless for no obvious reason. I can bet anything that your mum can't speak good simple english.Redundants like you are enormous on nairaland so why should i even look your side. Besides, how will you feed if this woman does not pay you for a job like this(defender). The most painful thing is that your *tuho* cerebrum did not tell you that u were not the one am talking to. Well you are right that my mama cant speak good english but i thank God she was able to traine a prof. And i never insulted PEJ as a mother but as a potential lady she claims. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 2:50pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: #mouth opened, quizzically# wetin na?, which kind question be dat, shey me I tell u say I wan do SSS entrance exam ni?na lie, lie lie. Make nna hold him well ooo. Hem get jazz oo. No wonder he sent me lighter i wonder wether he don dey smoke, he come still send me diesel. Me was thiking that is a new system i no no know say na bad belle dey worry ham. Pack ham go |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 2:18pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: #knocks his head# shey u nor hear say Studio don catch fire ni? Oya, afira, go and get 24bags of pure water from oga Mayors kiosk... Oya, kia kia.yes God don catch him, you think say my head na coconut wey you go dey knock anytime you like. SSS ema mu lo jare, ooni bo nibe. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:55pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
mastermynd: oladoya,,hav u gotten it,,,K & D ,,,me don dey wait for you since. See this one i brought suppose work for one bag of rice but use it for only one plate so that we can have better and quick result. Shotigbo |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:53pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: hehehe! This Yemmy gan self, U too wan do like Sisi Farano wey dey hide picture abi?. But eventually, her pix got into my handsyou are enormously right. Yea that is all his secret. Mind you *i got his Email/ password* hehehehe anybody wey need ham just holla @me. Pls this info is confidencial.next episode* Merlin5* |
| Politics › Re: Top Boko-Haram ‘Commanders’ Arrested In Kaduna by oladoya(m): 1:44pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Top Boko HAram 'Commanders' arrested in Kaduna by Pretty rita. Mmm this Pretty rita must be powerful ooo. Besides how many commanders dey get self? |
| Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 1:21pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
why cant this useless woman try to get the degree from any of our Universities in Nigeria? She knew people will ask questions and if we should follow protocol with what her husband is doing, am sure she will use twelve years before obtaining anything. 8 Likes |
| Education › Re: ASUU Strike Is Over by oladoya(m): 9:36am On Oct 12, 2013 |
pinkguy: Ait new just show breaking news that senior s taff university has call off the strikebring your head here. 1 Like
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| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia: Guinness Promises $2,000 For Each Super Eagles Goal by oladoya(m): 9:29am On Oct 12, 2013 |
patriotic007: thank God Good luck Jonathan is in Ethiopia with them,......That man has Good fortune oozing all over him,......team fresh air benin zonehein hein, am listening, wetin you talk? |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:47pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
mastermynd: #lands him thunderous slap#hein? Did you say him nogo die? Says who? Unless if no be me supply the poison. Me wey don tire for the king before, king olojukokoro. Infact na kill and dry i go bring. And for the continuation of the film...... Author papa die for Merlin now and Camelot never feel ham. By that time, prince na my padi now i go just tell ham make he chase Femi(chin chin) away. Then she go dey beg me heheheheheheh me i no go answer,then shakara go end. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:41pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
mastermynd: #lands him thunderous slap# |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 6:15pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: hehehe, U don forget Abdulahi(Okada/moruwa man), wey storm carry him and his okada go IGBO IRUNMOLE... Hehehe, me am sorry for U and d Maruwa man.eje Jesu, eje Jesu eje Jessssssssuuuu. Mi o ni ku iku kiku kan biko se yiye. Maruwa man thank you i forgot my sleepers i mean my erm erm never mind. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 5:18pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kiingsolomon: u wan take flight to Asiko?... Hehe, shey U remember wetin happen to Agagu (after his death)?... I rest my case...i don forget, their house no far self. MARUWA, maruwa, mar....... Yes carry me go abule animashaun. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 4:15pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
yea taking the next flight to Dr Asiko house. Hope the King no go dey look for me sha. I need to discuss something with her about the king. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 4:11pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Chizzyozi: *tinkin deeply*luk straight 2 ur eyeballs*I WAN BE 1ST NT 2NDchai!!! See ur life, i (tinu tedo) with my intenstine and liver dash you IFEMI (my l**e) here you dey begging another person's husband. Now they want to manage you as a concubine*-* see Prince go ahead jare make her your maid. Ermmm mind you ur name no be Ifemi again, i don comot my I so continue bearing femi ( I CARELESS). |
| Education › Re: Why Isn't Anybody Talking About ASUP Strike? by oladoya(m): 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
do you mean Asup are on strike? Sorry what do you even mean by they are on strike? Rather you say they are on holiday or dont they have eyes?. |
| Islam › Re: Church Members Save Muslim Man Business by oladoya(m): 12:19pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
yes no matter what happens, help will surely come from unexpected area cos there is no problem without solution. I give kudos to the church members for not capitalising their help on the platform of *he is not our member*. Seek ye the kingdom of God, is not with touch light and compass, but by helping those in need. Help someone today and have a prior claim on God's help. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Crazy Nicknames You Gave Your Teachers by oladoya(m): 11:20pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
this is funny during my time in junior secondary school. My intergrated teacher was named*molekulubo*(molecule) my senior secondary school name yapa now Mr bajaj elbow akinbo Mr Anelka all of them are now great men. But what i noticed is, it is easy to name a male teacher than the female. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 11:07pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Chizzyozi: *whisperin*u wont regret ityeeeeeeeee (ifemi) wetin happen? Who tell you say him no go regret. Hey sacrificial material you better warm ursef. Wey dat guythat wanted to perform the ritual self.. We are ready with the material. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 4:34pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Annoying Question Females Ask And answersthey get from Men...1]. Are U a player? - Yes CHELSEA FC wants tosign me next season* do they expect U 2 sayyes?2]. why do U wan't my Pin??- want to use it to burst balloon.3]. Can U die 4 me?- My name is surely not Romeo4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i going todo?- Return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia33105]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothingfunny will happen?- No, trust me we would just perform night vigil6]. Hope U won't break my Heart?- If u don't put it at the edge of the table...7]. Can U take me out?- sorry are U in prison?8]. Pls come and pick me..- like say she be beans.9]. I think i've missed my period..- then ask the class captain for the next class!!!10.] Can't you get a Car?- Did your father have a car when he was incollege? |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 4:23pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Annoying Question Females Ask And answersthey get from Men...1]. Are U a player? - Yes CHELSEA FC wants tosign me next season* do they expect U 2 sayyes?2]. why do U wan't my Pin??- want to use it to burst balloon.3]. Can U die 4 me?- My name is surely not Romeo4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i going todo?- Return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia33105]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothingfunny will happen?- No, trust me we would just perform night vigil6]. Hope U won't break my Heart?- If u don't put it at the edge of the table...7]. Can U take me out?- sorry are U in prison?8]. Pls come and pick me..- like say she be beans.9]. I think i've missed my period..- then ask the class captain for the next class!!!10.] Can't you get a Car?- Did your father have a car when he was incollege? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 3:37pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
mastermynd: #goes to the balcony and screams#*carry two 25liters* oga make i enter liff or climb stef. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:20pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Primeos1: u lyk using foul words eh dumbass hacking is nt a bad tin d bad 1 is kald kracking i aint do anytin malicious u hear dumbassOMG!! Who is this Primeoshi i mean primeos1 self? If u wana hack go ahead just dont tamper with the merit list. Besides you *fufu* cerebrum doesnt know any other thing than insult? Dumbhead. Ori e bi Agbon badagry. 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 4:00pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Shivering!!! Olohun oo(God) say na unilag thread be this? World war 3 don start ni? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 3:50pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
¤Good Afternoon¤ An aboki mallam was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?" Musa replied; "No, I am Musa". A man came and asked him the same question. Musa replied, "No! No! ..Me Musa!". Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again. Musa became angry and decided to move away. While walking, he saw a guy sunbathing. He went up to him and asked," Are you Relaxing?" The guy replied; "Yes, I am relaxing." Musa gave him a hot slap on his face and screamed; "foolish man ,Is it not you everybody is looking for?" |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:40pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
damosky12: ASUU!!! C wetin u causei no ban dis guy sha, shit. Well no lele the amendment na every three days so dey pack ur load. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:12pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Attention!Attention!!Attention!!? This is to bring to your notice that there has been some changes in our constitution of resent. The following has been embedded in our constitution:- (1) No more marriage on this thread untill further notice. (2) The unmarried men/women here should register with the team econs before choosing their patner(that is if the ban is ever lifted) (3) No body must drag Madam farano with Oga yemmy again. (4) The two royal men and co are banned from this thread for illegal transaction of post ume form. (5) Madam farano is given two weeks suspension for eyeing another guy when your husband is still living. The suspension must be observed in Oga yemmy's house. (6) Anybody that need info about Unilag should go to their official site, any disturbance here attracts two month ban. (7) All new members will be interviewed by oga yemmy,but the ladies will be interviewed by myself. (  Any form of nonchallance will be dealth with accordingly.These amendment take effect immediately. By Prof. Oladoya(the SG of Team Econs) CC:- Oluwaseun CC:- Ortarico. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 12:19pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Akpos and ROSE went to commit suicide on top of a 10 storey building so that God can officiate their wedding in heaven. Their plan was to jump off the building at the same time at the count of three. So, After the count, Akpos jumped off but ROSE didn't jump. ROSE looked back and said: Love is blind but am not blind. She then walked away As Akpos got to the air, He opened his parachute and said: Though, I'm madly in love, But am not mad to die for "LOVE". Now the Question is, who cheated between the two? A) Akpos B> Rose C) Both D) None |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 5:45pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
mastermynd: ##mtcheew. wait did you say insalt? Infact you go receive inoil |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 5:35pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
@farano:(hiding under my mama wrapper) Wait madam farano you wan make oga Yemmy behead me? Besides, Ifemi is still thinkin about ma proposer. |
.... Oga physo, trust me. U knw I am King Solomon(d wise one), see, me don get everytin about dat Bishop Yemmy, and hav got his pix(the guy is also handsome). Bt I dnt wonna post it here, I wan make U see am urself...#oya bring ur hear make I say am# #whispers# On Facebook, just search for Adeyemi Adesiyan(Na him alone bears dah name on fb) or U add Adesiyan94 on 2go, na im be dat. He neva told me oo. Bt, Neva ask how I gat to know dat, him self e no Know!