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earthrealm: anm algorithm is used to generaate the numbers............the probability of ur being able to guess the correct 12 digit numbers is 1 in 100 billion.
let me break it down...the probability of guessing the correct nos in a dice in a game of ludo is 1 out 6, the probability of guessing 2 dice is 1/6 x 1/6 = 1/36 ie 1 out of 36.

in the cse of mtn card...of 12 digits..the probability of guessing the first digit is1/10 so for the 12 digits is 1/10 in 12 plaCES = 1/10¹²


which is equal to 1 out of 1 trillion!............so unless the gray maatter inbetween ur ears is equivalent to that of a thousand einsteins. then a snow flake has a better chance of surviving in hell than u at guess those bloody 12 digits!!!

i think the probabity should be 1/9 cos have not seen any card that start with '0'

mmmm but i once bought more than 200;000 gocredit with my Airtel line. Watch out for the full detail.

tbmas: Happ) y new year in advance guys ,2015 on my mind

whao so we think alike. That is great am already into 2014 and now 2005 on... Ho i mean 2015 on my mind.
Fb username.. Olaalere Ayobami.
2go.. Olalere310
Whatsapp.. See my number flying around on nairaland.
Email.. Oladoya@yahoo.com
whatelse? Happy new year in advance......

Jregz: one boy one girl, dats all reduced quarrel in the house

http://adelowojregz..in/2013/12/nollywood-actorbenjamin-joseph-shows.html

reduces quarrel and increase the probability of regret in the nearest future.

olala32: I no this will no make fp.but let me add, geneiveve is up to 42yr

now that its on fp,then i suggest you give ursef 3months ban cos pessimistic people like u shouldnt be here.

pistol: Maybe she went for abortion to abort rotimi Amechi illegimate baby...
Anyway RIP.

you are thinking from ur Anus# the years they use in training you, it would have been more profitable if those years were use to train cassava. Oponu.

chai!! I wonder what her family will look like now. I pray this will not be our portion in the remaining days of this year. May God console her family.

... Iyetade Soyinka, a daughter of
Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka, has
died.
Ms. Soyinka, who was born June
6, 1965, died at the University
of Ibadan Teaching Hospital
where she was being treated
for an undisclosed ailment.
The death was disclosed in a
statement signed by Jahman
Anikulapo, an aide to Mr.
Soyinka, one of the world’s
foremost dramatists and winner
of the 1986 Nobel Prize in
literature. The statement noted
that the late Iyetade Soyinka
was a student at the Staff
School and Queens School,
Ibadan before she studied
Medicine at the University of
Ibadan.
Mr. Anikulapo’s statement
described the deceased as
“affable, intelligent and
sometimes capricious,” adding
that she “struggled with her
health in recent years.”
Despite her health woes, the late
Iyetade Soyinka “greeted every
day with a smile and doted on
her two children.”The statement,
which was issued on behalf of
the deceased’s family, revealed
that Ms. Soyinka “took ill quite
suddenly and passed away
while being treated at UCH,
Ibadan.“Iyetade leaves behind
two children, both parents,
numerous siblings, nieces and
nephews.”
No funeral arrangements were
announced in the statement.
SaharaReporters was unable to
reach Professor Soyinka before
press time.
(Culled from Sahara Reporters)

Ortarico: Haba, we've talked on phone now.
Oh, but @ the bolded, you've already felt insulted like I did, thought you won't even comment on that sef, Mr Freeman!

yess, felt insulted but not offended.

rashywire: oladoya, u've spoken well, Buh try 2 understand godofphysics quote, he's trying 2 let broda Ortarico knows d@ u didn't mean wat u've said cos u joke a lot on dis thread n d@z y he refer back 2 fufu cerebrum. I as d only living man d@ kill a lion wit a broom am begging u 2 forget d issue cos it's gone already.



















chief Rashywire.

hehehehehe. Idonbilivit!!! You kill a broom with a lion?....i mean you kill a lion with a broom? Well i am not there sha cos i pity ur skull in the hand of lion... I am luking, yea lucking as you guys are playing with power(i mean CSO)Position it is advisable for u to make ur decision within the next seven days if not i will introduce military regime here and we will take over in a usual way(with guns and bomb). Kingsolo take decision nowwww.

yeah this story is perfectly true. I work with Fountain Guards Limited and we are the one rendering security services to them. They started by removing one guard from the normal five stipulated guards for the efficient running of the job. As at now it is obvious that they are in real mess.

Well, i dont want to derail the thread again but am gonna say something.
Seriously, i never meant to insult anybody here just take everythink for fun. But if i may say, ortarico you are always too serious about infinitesimal issues which shouldnt be. Atleast you and i are very close and i expect you to have studiéd the type of person i am,but i understood the fact that we are not all gifted in that case. Ceterís paribus, i will like you to try live a simple live rather than this cumbersome personalty you embrase. @godofphysics, what do you mean by 'he has not been serious for once on this thread?' i have been on this thread close to a year and if i dont like posting, it doesnt matter. What matters is that i am on this thread and i represent my department as suppose. Besides, i am an officer and we do not recognise anything so called insult because it is part of us. The guy i called #fufu cerebrum# does that change the fact that he is a genius? Ofcourse no. So whatever i post in here that seems like insult, just believe it isnt from my mind it is just to have fun that is all. We hav not started school yet and we are creating enemity already, what if we now resume. All the same ONE LOVE.

Kiingsolomon: ...

Abeg, why do we have Chemist Asiko in diz thread sef? .

Here is a serious quick-attention-seeking patient o!

Gbam! Thank God you also noticed. Later now him go say transformer full everywhere i dont know how many dey Badagry. Abi him think say transformer is as common as Coconut?

Kiingsolomon: ...

Abeg, why do we have Chemist Asiko in diz thread sef? .

Here is a serious quick-attention-seeking patient o!

Gbam! Thank God you also noticed. Later now him go say transformer full everywhere i dont know how many dey Badagry. Abi him think say na Coconut we dey talk here?

just waking up, Mary really give us tough time before she gave birth. All the same thank God she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. I need to rest more. Nurse Asiko pls flash ma number i don forget my phone inside theater. Happy Christ born day

all these so called militants self, but i think they are suppose to be at alert all time

up Blues till i use trigonometry solve caculus.

its painful that Abacha is no more, he would have been a regular customer. Anyway, 2face still dey alive.

Idowuogbo: Waka x2

this becomes waka-waka

Idowuogbo: Waka x2

this becomes waka-waka

thank God sexkillz no dey here, all these people wey dey advertise bossom for don hear am(tasty time).

seriously, when i joined naijaloaded last year using my friend`s account i thought that was the best not until i came in contact with naijaloaded. After i joined nairaland i have been so informed that my household always wonder how and where i got informations from. In my quest for admission, i got a rather low mark in jamb compare to what my institution and course required. Notwithstanding, when i joined Unilag Admission processing room, i was delighted to meet with people of great mind. people like Ortarico, farano, Dr. asiko, cutestunk, mastermynd, kingsolomon, princeAdepoju and many more that i cannot remember their names. these people put in their best during the post ume and really saw possibility in what seems impossible in the first place. now am proud to be called an Akokite and a Great economist to come. with all these Achievement on Nairaland by Nairalander, i think Mr Seun should be given the appellation of Big Boss. if you agree with me and you are an achiever here just click like.

nyere84: Too much of manhandling can also make it sag.

But, boobi wey be say the destiny na to sag, must surely sag ooo.

And e dey vex guys, to see small boobi wey come sag join am.

Like this my own, if i remove bra, na so the boobi d reach my knees. E dey even shame to look up.

just like your username implies, i guess u are truely 84 that is why ur something is over sagging. No insult meant.

please tell a Jehova withness that spirit of demon exist, then come back and tell me their answer. Besides why do we do sanctification before using a newly bought items?. Then you are partly wrong sir.

my question remains where are these players: Obafemi matins, Odewinghe, nsofor, okonkwo, taiye taiwo and so on. I believe okocha was still playing for this country till he retired. To me all we need is experience and not just ability. I have spoken.

well i will call this two way success, it now depends on your discretion. I can bet you that your future vehemently depends on farming but your today depends on the salary. Take the salary and plan for massive future. I have spoken.

All these moderator self, it seems seun has travelled or he has joined the caccus or nitwits. Many other post that are suppose to make first page are there but all we see here are redundant post. If this persist, i will be forced to close nairaland oo. Oya seun make you come beg me for that joint. I have spoken.