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 Education › Re: ‘quit Playing Politics And Go Back To Class’, Maku Tells ASUU by oladoya(m): 5:40pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
igbawo ni maku koni ku? |
| Education › Re: Senators On ASUU Strike by oladoya(m): 5:34pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
ooonise(you no get work) those fools no dey This Country before. Awon were. I dey wait for some idiots wey go come tell me say i dey talk to their papa. |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Does Your Taste In Music Say About Your Intelligence? by oladoya(m): 5:20pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
well well well music atimes affects our morale. As for me anytime i want to do mathematics, i like listening to a very fast and high tempo music. But normally slow musics affect some people's morale. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployed Disabled Graduates: What Is The Way Forward? by oladoya(m): 1:52pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
the same thought that is always in my mind. Those that are complete(i mean able people) they are still outter there doing nothing. Make God just help us. Ki olorun ma gba eya ara wa( may God pls no make us victim of disability) and pls give comfort to the disables amen. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployed Disabled Graduates: What Is The Way Forward? by oladoya(m): 1:51pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
the same thought that is always in my mind. Those that are complete(i mean able people) they are still outter there doing nothing. Make God just help us. Ki olorun ma gba eya ara wa( may God pls no make us disabled) and pls give comfort to the disables amen. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:28am On Oct 23, 2013 |
[b][/b] @farano:  @farano:olofofo see your long mouth |
| Education › Re: Atiku, Others Sign Petition To End ASUU Strike by oladoya(m): 9:18am On Oct 23, 2013 |
mtcheew. Something dey for nna head. Na now nna know say ASUU dey on strike? Why cant you take this step in the first place before it gets to this stage. FIBBINGS. |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Leaves For Israel Today by oladoya(m): 9:12am On Oct 23, 2013 |
bcomputer101: •How will you feel if somebody pray this prayer that your father will not return from village?see this pot caling somebody black. Put your father too in his teacher's position. |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Leaves For Israel Today by oladoya(m): 9:07am On Oct 23, 2013 |
this man need deliverance and why going to israel for that? T.B joshua dey here for you now. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Schalke Vs Chelsea: UCL (0 - 3) ON 22nd October 2013 by oladoya(m): 9:20pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
up Man U. |
| Education › Re: The Present Strike May Last Up To 5 Years If FG Remains Adamant - ASUU by oladoya(m): 8:55pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
wait what is wrong with these Asunu or ASUU or what do they call them? May be they have forgotten the new system* No Work no Pay* by the time they finish up their life savings and the money they stole from students all in the name of handout, then they will all go back to village and start farming. Bunch of *OLD*f++Ls* |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 10:50pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
nawao Oladoya don suffer, na me come be chin chin shindren. Oga o. Me i go run away dis one dat boko are ram don dey join us abi which one be kwakuruma abi wetin be him name. If dem ban you say na here you wan relocate? |
| Education › Re: A Pry School Pupil Going Home With Bear Foot, whose fault? by oladoya(m): 10:37pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
jonathan tomorrow. That guy too no get head before na coconut head we give ham that is why he is behaving unreasonably. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 2:01pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
*A blue whale's penis on average is 8 feet long.. Taller than an adult human *Mosquitoes have killed more humans than all the wars in history *"Laser" is an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation *It can take as long as 1 hr, 30 mins to hard- boil an ostrich egg *70% of people suffer from allodoxaphobia, the fear of annoying others *Camel bites can cause the human bone to dissolve.. *Hexakosioihexe kontahexaphobia -Fear of the mystic number 666.. *Colgate had difficulty marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries, where "Colgate" roughly translates to "Go hang yourself." *Bob Marley was the father of 3 children born to 3 different women in just one month.. *Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, is red-green colorblind, meaning that the best color he can see is blue, that is why facebook is blue.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 1:57pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
AKPOS LAUGH TIME!!! A Lady Lawyer holds Akpos dick out as Evidence saying "ur Honor can tis tiny tin Rape"?..Akpos; *whispers* Don't shake it, we may lose d case. A Doctor was giving a Speech on Alcohol.. DOC: People, you know Alcohol kills slowly... Akpos: Who told you we are in a hurry? Teacher: Does anyone else ve a question about the 9 planets. Akpos: Yes, Where is urANUS... Question: Whats the biggest thing u can do for our Love?.. EKAETTE: I would die for u, wat about u?.. Akpor: I ll cry when you Die. Police: Sir, This is Non Smoking Zone... Akpos: Ah! am not smoking 'Zone', its 'Marijuana' that is how you people lie on someone. Teacher: What do you call a Pot of Watery Egusi Soup?.. Akpors: Watermelon Sule : Bros y u dey wrap ur phone wit black handkerchief? Akpors: Rukewe dey owe me money so I dey hide my number before I call am Teacher: Akpors finish this sentence.. 'Many are called but .........?.. Akpors: But only few have credit to call back. Akpors: 2,3,4,6,7,8,9.. TEACHER: Where is 5?. Akpors: Yesterday, I heard on the News tat 5 died in a Car Accident. Police: Ur wife had an accident, plz come & identify d body.. Akpors: I'm busy, take a pix & tag me on FACEBOOK, If it's her I ll click 'LIKE' Police: Where do u live?. Akpors: Wit my Parents. Police: Where do they live?. Akpors: Wit me. Police: So where do u all live?. Akpors: 2geda Teacher: Who are the IDIOTS talking oya stand up, Only Akpors Stood up.. Teacher: So u are the Idiot?.. Akpors: No Ma, I Just can't bear u Standing up alone. Papa Akpors: How did your Exam go?.. Akpors: They gave me questions that I don't know so I wrote answers which they won't know Teacher: If have 15 Sweets & I licked 12, what do I have left?.. Akpors : Diabetes Ma Akpors: Went to the hospital to complain Doc i play Football in my Dream every Nite.. Doc: Take tis Tablet, U ll be ok.. Akpors: Can I take it tomorrow, cos tonite is the Final Game Presenter: Mr Akpors, what advice do you have for your Fans in 2013.. Akpors : If Two Wrongs don't make a Right, try Three Teacher : Name the types of wood we have.. Akpors: Fire-wood, Nolly-wood, Bolly- wood and Holly- wood Madam; Hope Junior has Eaten?.. Akpors: Yes Ma, I even added small Dettol inside his drinking water to kill the germs... Cos "if I don't take care of him who will" Madam: Fainted... Teacher: Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later?.. Akpors : Because your eyes are in front of your ears |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 1:55pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Am tired of this.... Very soon,MTN, GLO and other networks will start making money off ASUU Strike. You'll see stuff like:To get all news on ASUU Strike, text ASUU to 38343.Costs N100 per week. Predict when ASUU will call off strike and stand a chance to be a winner in the MTN PREDICT AND WIN PROMO. Text ur predictions to 38323. N100 per SMS. Download the new ASUU Callertune and get your callers grooving. Text ASUU to 4100. N50 monthly. |
| Education › Re: Student Attempts Suicide Over ASUU Strike by oladoya(m): 8:38am On Oct 20, 2013 |
Ori e ni kope( her head no correct) tell me does your death stops GEJ from contesting in 2015? If you die tomorrow, next week ASUU will call off strike and your matric number will be forgoten, you better rethink. Emi ti gba kamu o. 16 Likes |
| Education › Re: Wizkid Is The One Responsible For The ASUU Strike!! Open To Know How! by oladoya(m): 2:32pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Mtchew
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| Education › Re: JAMB Changed Her Result! by oladoya(m): 2:23pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
OlowoTee: Thanks for the inputs, all.you say what? Mtcheew i dont know why Nigerian student we are so meek or let me say we are slow to react. God punish D(I)BU and others for their incompetence if truely this happened. Well na girl sha no be guy if not naija for hear ham. You know now(Boko plus one) |
| Food › Re: 25 Powerful Reasons To Eat Bananas by oladoya(m): 11:07am On Oct 19, 2013 |
Decryptor: You are a stark ILLITERATE! Imagine you saying banana contains sugar!you mean all fruits? Including ireke i mean sugar cane? |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 10:45pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Angelmilli: Are u looking for a job with a company with insight and that can pay u according to ur effort?...then think no further CALL 07065050856 for more enquiresare you a learner. What priority do you have to carry out transaction in my Domicile? Back in the state we take no shit from nobody. Dis place look like alaba for your face?*in dagrin voice* Oya da okada to n bo yeh duro ki ejo pick race. |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 8:22pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Chizzyozi: *testin microphone*drinks a bottle of dry gin 2 clear throat*ehen,i wan 2 use dis medium 2 luk 4 my fellow course,oya start 2 dey show urselves*geography oh*you better use better mic and not megaphone, cos u go search tired. Better still you can port *food edu* still get space |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
mastermynd: Ayaf laff taya ooooowhich ayo? And weting Ayo do? |
| Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 11:37pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Koikoi: check your language and see who the bigger fool is. You can't make a single sentence without insults and abuses. I can bet that you are a danfo driver. SURE, you are a danfo driver SURE! |
| Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 11:30pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
@johnsonjosbles:Gbagahun *lobatan* |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 11:22pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
mastermynd: Pls while d fun last,pls do not forgrt to include us,we dat our names is nt yet on d list,,in ur prayers,,so dat we too may be partaker of d awesome grace,,,Yemmy play on C major..... You dont have to worry And dont you be afraid Joy comes in the morning troubles may long last somedays Ho i know that i can make it I know that i can stand, noo matter what may come my way Our life is in Your hand. God knows, have forgoten that u are still waitin for second batch, meaning i thought and am sure you are IN. Like this to represent Amen for all our brothers 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 11:12pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Chizzyozi: *wavin*ova hereyeeee *MoGBE* soo this OMO NNa dey hear ma language. Well bomode ba gbon gbon kiku.......... |
| Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 11:01pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Promhize: Cheers brogood. Madam Jonathan sorry jare na Oga Jo and ASUU make me dey vex. No forget to also go for SAN. |
| Education › Re: Patience Jonathan Honoured With Doctorate Degree In South Korea by oladoya(m): 10:47pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Promhize: You are confused! If you are a prof then Nigeria is damned - bad english, no manners, unreasonable.i can really see that you are dogmatic and it will be a waste of time exchanging words with you. Well on the platform of insulting her, i agree that i was wrong. But, how will you correct your own wrong? You just told me its not good to insult another person's mum and you go ahead insulting mine. Tell me what does that attestate? 1 Like |
One love. Sorry for my indecency.