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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 3:13pm On Oct 07, 2013

Primeos1: I cum to dis thread nd so do others...2 actuali knw hwfa wit unilag...hwz da admission goin nd stuf lyf dat u knw...so if u wanna talk abut ur krappy feelings or ur relationships or jokes or u wanna hook-up wit sum1...do dat on facebuk,whatsapp,2go or even skype.. quit derailing 4rm da main issue...DO NOT KILL DIS THREAD WE LOVE IT

pls oga go and join Unilag chat room. Next talk pls. Hmm bro Thanks for saving me jare brother Yemmy *espere de coup now** shey bi we are from the same state why u wan come dey fight me because of one quartercast girl(not even halfcast)?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 2:43pm On Oct 07, 2013

If KUKERE were to be Nigeria Anthem, as a
student will you miss assembly?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 2:39pm On Oct 07, 2013

A pastor added me on facebook and I
innocently accepted.
Two minute later his message came in
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor:May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on ur head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of blessing strike
you and ur family
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you shud be sayin amen to claim d
blessings
Me: ok, may over speeding trailer of
blessings jam/crush you and ur family like a
movin train, faster than the speed of light in
jesus name
Pastor: Holyghost thunder fire you.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 2:35pm On Oct 07, 2013

An igbo man, yoruban man nd hausa man
went 2 d burial of dia dead friend. As d
culture of d dead person, his
cloths,money,nd oda valuables wit d
donations made wil b buryed wit him as dey
believe dat dis money nd oda valuables wil
help him start a new life in d land of d
unknown. So it was tym 4 d donation nd d
yoruba man was d 1st,he went 2 d grave nd
said my frnd take dis #200.000 nd start a
gud lyf ova dia.
D hausa man went 2 d grave nd say. My gud
frnd is hard 2 lose u but take dis #100.000
nd start a gud lyf ova dia.
D igbo man went 2 d grave nd say my 1 nd
only frnd is hard 2 believe u ar gone
but......He brought out a cheque nd say because
d joruney u ar embarkin is a tough 1, arm
rubbers may attack u on ur way nd collect ur
moni dats y i brought u dis cheque of
#500.000 but am givin u #200.000. He drop
d cheque nd took d change of #300.000. He
said pls frnd withdraw d cash wen u reach d
land of d unknown. I wil miss u. Lol

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:27pm On Oct 07, 2013

Nawao this oga Yemmy na ashawoo.. Aunty farano never do you? Its better you keep your eyes one place oo else........ Fill in the gap.
Mmmmm madam chi.. Chi...(see me i no fit pronounce ur name, so i will be callin you IFEMI) dats ur new name*winks* and to other olojukokoro(insectedeyes) here, beware. You no say i dont talk, and a silent man is a dangerous man. Wedding date to be announced later thanks.

Courtesy:- Team econs.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 11:15pm On Oct 06, 2013

@farano:
O boy u no go surface now show us ur 'puff puff face'...Olounjeosi, orinriagutaoku..hehehehehehehe

ha ha na joke i dey joke now no be bomb i wan bomb you now, person no fit follow nna play again? Which onee come be three name wey u join together.. Orin, agutan and oku. You better explain@ bro yemmy LMAO (Leave Me Abi Od*) find d missing letter

wait did you say *puff puff* face? No na *fufu*.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 2:33pm On Oct 05, 2013

@farano:
#Singing how old r you now(4x)# We gonna b dia in a jiffy. I'm a vegetarian o.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 2:32pm On Oct 05, 2013

@farano:
#Singing how old r you now(4x)# We gonna b dia in a jiffy. I'm a vegetarian o.

olounjeya.. Make nna no interprete ham for her o.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 9:03am On Oct 05, 2013

Kiingsolomon: lol... hmm, nice comeuppance, ure very dexterous in givn punishment o. Lol

yea am a finess in giving punishment bro. But, me detest been punished oo.

Education › Re: Nairaland University Of Lagos Student Chat Room by oladoya(m): 8:45am On Oct 05, 2013

economists in the house good morning, first timer on this thread and Ayobami by name. Mesopotamia nawa for you oo. Your eye no even dey U.I at all na so u dey follow Unilag about. :Deconomists in the house good morning, first timer on this thread and Ayobami by name. Mesopotamia nawa for you oo. Your eye no even dey U.I at all na so u dey follow Unilag about.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 7:31pm On Oct 04, 2013

Mesopotamia: it wasn't dat gud bro......had 55/100.
Everyone still wondering the kinda marking techniq they used.....waiting 4 cut of mark and adm list nw.

did you just say it was not dat good? *sergeant, give ham one* next time know how to be (greatfool) i mean grateful sorry. Secondly go and pay owo omo onile(land owner pickin fees) to oga Yemmy before you pack your load go ibadan ooo if not.....

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2013

Mesopotamia: it wasn't dat gud bro......had 55/100.
Everyone still wondering the kinda marking techniq they used.....waiting 4 cut of mark and adm list nw.

Gaming › Re: Thread For Golden Chance Lotto Players by oladoya(op): 5:49pm On Oct 04, 2013

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Stake High

Education › Re: Lawyer Sues FG, ASUU Over Strike by oladoya(m): 1:47pm On Oct 04, 2013

if FG think they are stubborn, then ASUU will show them that Adamant. Anywhich way, let them just pls think of the Masses. And wait oo, hope this man is save sha?

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:29pm On Oct 04, 2013

@farano:
Errrrmm angry? No mind Oladoya wey wan pour san san(sand) 4 our garri...chin up dear. Hw is ur day going?

when i said many of us need concave lens to correct our short sightedness, oga physo said na lie. You see now i put(ed) sugar inside Aunty Farano garri, she said na san(sand). Or may be that is botanical name of sugar hehehehehe.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:22pm On Oct 04, 2013

godofphysics: hahaha......i just dey great u noni. Concave lens? Dd u offer physics in skul at all?

weting i wan use physics do? But atleast i did biology.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 1:18pm On Oct 04, 2013

@farano:
You neva see am??

oga yemmy never show now or have you seen him today?

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 10:45am On Oct 04, 2013

godofphysics: errmm....gud a.m. evribody. jealousi jealousy

errrrm. Hein hein what did you write cos my concave lens is not here.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 10:33am On Oct 04, 2013

AKPOS LAUGH TIME!!!
Mary : How was your paper
Gloria ?
Gloria : It was kind of hard;
I didn't know
the past tense of 'think'.
I thought and thought and thought
for
along time then finally
wrote'thunk'
Mary : I guess you're right
because I wrote
thunk after I thought 4 a while.. ...
Mary : Shit! And what
about the past tense
of 'write' ?
Gloria : I dont know what I
wrote; I think I wrote 'written'
Mary : That one I didn't
even bother.
When I saw the next
number asking for
the past tense of 'go', I just went
out of
the Exam Room.
Gloria : Me too, when I
reached that
number I couldn't take it
anymore. Those idiots gave us an
exam
beyond our scope.

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Gaming › Thread For Golden Chance Lotto Players by oladoya(op): 9:38am On Oct 04, 2013

Its obvious that the world generally is now occupied with different types of games through which cool and legal money can be made. GOLDEN CHANCE LOTTO is one of those prominent games played by Nigerians; both literate and illiterate, poor and rich, old and young to make two ends meet. I create this thread to link those that are expert in the game with those that are still novice like me, in order to rub mind together and make money irrespective of our age, gender, tribe or occupation. Even those that earn better salaries these days cannot still do without loan. But trough this game, you can say no to loan. Students that have been admitted into a tertiary institution, you can easily sponsor your safe through this game. All you need is to know in and out of the game, this am gonna explain here later. Thanks

Jokes Etc › Re: Someone Upload This Picture On Facebook, Check It Out, Don't Ignore It by oladoya(m): 11:29pm On Oct 03, 2013

lutheran: what is your comment on this?

Jokes Etc › Re: ASUU Finally Suspends Strike... by oladoya(m): 11:25pm On Oct 03, 2013

Chimax15: ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS STRIKE...

After a crucial meeting held at Abuja today, the National President of †ђξ Academic Staff
Union of Universities, (ASUU) Dr. Nasir Fagge said the federal government αηδ the union have finally reached a compromise and the strike has finally been called off sequel to the fact tђat their needs have been met by the federal government.
He urged students to go back to their various schools and start work, and also lamented that the lecturers should resume work too but they should not teach the students until Arsenal wins UEFA Champions League. In his final statement, he said students should go and learn a trade or should farm.. After all farming is main occupation of our forefathers, and leave ASUU αηδ FG alone to continue their SEASON FILM.

Jokes Etc › The Most Hilarious Joke Ever by oladoya(op): 11:22pm On Oct 03, 2013

Olaalere Ayobami
Dis is funny: Yoruba mothers produce the
best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti, Igbaju,
Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Igbadi, Abara. etc
These are types of Slaps that will make you
think you were an adopted child. IGBARUN
will make you correct your wrong doing
lesekese! The beauty of IFOTI is you will
confess your sins on the spot. ABARA will
make you confess all d crimes u committed
without hesitation. With IFAKUN, u will sweat
in cold weather. ILADI will make you pee in
your newpants! Now, IGBAJU oloyi is the
worst of all... This will make you do all of the
above at once! God bless our parents for the
good upbringing! Enjoy ur day

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Jokes Etc › Re: Sale Ur Jokes Online by oladoya(m): 11:20pm On Oct 03, 2013

Jokes Etc › Re: HELP !!! See Wetin Dey Guyman Account by oladoya(m): 11:18pm On Oct 03, 2013

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 11:08pm On Oct 03, 2013

@farano:
lol, Someones nerves r vibrating lyk electric wires...but i must talk o #clears throat# @ godofphysics, ur tie is on point #lowers voice# I luv it. U undastand...what i'm saying?

hmmm me i hear oo and i go tell brother yemmy if see ham. You go see.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 4:47pm On Oct 03, 2013

Dis is funny: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Igbadi, Abara. etc These are types of Slaps that will make you think you were an adopted child. IGBARUN will make you correct your wrong doing lesekese! The beauty of IFOTI is you will confess your sins on the spot. ABARA will make you confess all d crimes u committed without hesitation. With IFAKUN, u will sweat in cold weather. ILADI will make you pee in your newpants! Now, IGBAJU oloyi is the worst of all... This will make you do all of the above at once! God bless our parents for the good upbringing! Enjoy ur day

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Politics › Re: Confusion In Akure Over Whereabouts Of Agagu's Family Members by oladoya(m): 3:50pm On Oct 03, 2013

attestation of hell candidate. God forgive me, who am i to judge.

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 3:03pm On Oct 03, 2013

PrinceAdepoju: *copied*
A mallu woman went for a job
interview for the post of a
Secretary. The manager saw
the woman's colourful clothes,
gold jewellery, extra coconut
oiled uncombed hair, and his
mind was screaming: "NOT THIS
WOMAN!!!"
Nevertheless, he had to
interview her. So he told her,
"If you make a sentence using
all the words I give you, then
maybe I'll give you a chance at
the job! The words are: GREEN,
PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE,
PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic mallu, sat
staring at the ceiling licking her
lips thinking for a while.
She then let out a dorky laugh
and said, "I hear the phone
ring, GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I
go PINK up the phone, I say
YELLOW.... BLUE'S that?? Sorry
WHITE did you say? Aiyo.....
Wrong number!! Don't simbbly
PURPLELY disturb ppl and don't
call me BLACK next time wokay!!!
OK... THANK YOU"
The Manager Fainted...

funny

Politics › Re: Black Boxes Recovered From Plane Crash - AIB by oladoya(m): 2:28pm On Oct 03, 2013

Toonice: The Accident Investigation Bureau has said the two black boxes of the Associated Airlines plane, which crashed in Lagos on Thursday, have been recovered.

The Director of Engineering, AIB, Mr. Emmanuel Dialla, said the two black boxes had been retrieved from the accident scene.
Dialla said, “AIB has succeeded in picking the two black boxes, which will give us an insight into what really happened.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/plane-crash-latest-black-boxes-recovered-says-aib/

na camera dey inside the black box? Or how is it expected to give you insight into what happened? Common to drive from here to Akure na wahala again. Make me dey drink my garri jeje jare.

Politics › Re: Olusegun Agagu’s Body Recovered In Plane Crash by oladoya(m): 2:16pm On Oct 03, 2013

alaoeri: What a mystery, never know death body can die again.

haahahheheheh yes ooo, in fact, **Died** body self dey die again.

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by oladoya(m): 8:10am On Oct 03, 2013*

Onyezaza: I sight u 2 o

yeaaaa how things now? Hem,,, hem,,, hem..'scratching head' ok this is ma acount number: +2348171862611; just flash it with yours
account name: whatsAPP. Just a friendly talk. Oga Ortarico where you dey
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