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Hi everyone,

Am olayinka. Getting into the world of comedy is quite not easy. Since I was young, I have always wanted to be a comedian and make people laugh, I never had the chance to do so (or should I say I was scared ). But as I proceed in the journey of life, I realise I can't do without making people around me laugh(quite easy though ). But now, I want to take the next step by performing on stage. This is what I actually have been waiting for, but am scared to face the audience(is this normal?). Many people with different thought are in the audience (who knows what they think about my appearance ), but the truth is, I don't want to go back, I really want to continue this journey.
I told a friend of mine and he happened to be an exco of an association in my school, so he invited me to perform at their DAY, which is today.
Pls, if you have gone through this process before or you have someone who had, advice me on this journey and tutor me on how to summon courage on stage.


The show is today by 4pm.

Thnx so much

Though e no reach my mind sha

That awkward moment at school when u just finished cooking, about to eat and your friends came to say hi.

Like seriously, how did u always feel? Like me, i would b like 'common guys lets eat' lolz

Like serioxly, dis is wen I realised I have left Lagos finally. Saw it dis morning, decided to share

To all bold 5 users or people who know about the phone, what is the meaning, uses and importance of Near Field Communication?

To all bold 5 users or people who know about the phone, what is the meaning, uses and importance of Near Field Communication?

femi4: Patapata u go throw e bomb at us

u r even a yoruba, wat av muslims dne 4 u again in yoruba land. Haba! Kilode

mu2sa2: Yes you can but the six days must fall within the month of shawal. Allah has made everything easy in islam.Many people observe it consequitively, though. l think it is just for convinience, not that it is a requirement.

tnx, educative

YoungDaNaval: Who was judging you?

sorry, 4gt abt it. #besafe

pigin: Idio.t he has brought Gej into the matter now.. Nigerians beware after this their useless fastings!! They will definitely bomb as a closing ceremony,, so anywhere you are be vigilant of any malo standing close to you. especially those ninja types.

lol mumu , fyt 4 ur heaven. If u waste ur lifetime criticizing, u wil jst die nd go to hell

apacheguy: Y are the xtian folks all over this thread vomiting hatred and frustration, do muslims not have right to practice their religion? This is how religious violence starts and wen it turns into crisis, you guyz who started it wil b the very ones who will start throwing blames forgetting the fact that you started it. And to talk about terrorism all over the world, they all have nothing to do with islam, all terrorism activities were given birth to from politics itself just in the same vein Hilary Clinton confirmed Alqaeda was the creation of the CIA, so please save all these frustrations of yours and direct them to the government and politician playing games of do or die to remain in power and get power

u r correct nd intelligent

YoungDaNaval: Shut up! I have nafin against ur religion, but involving Gej here is beyond the limit! See diz aboki oh! U even found difficult to comprehend ma post. What an illitrate u are, u must be sick in the head! Infact, ur the cross-breed of Aids and Ebola!!! Shame on u!

lool. , my friend, am sorry if involving Gej provoked u, I was a little childish. Bt dis insults too much na, onli me? Well, islamically, we dnt insult, we onli gt angry atyms. Dnt jst insult pple u dnt knw online, u dnt knw wat dey can do #anadvicethough. Mind u 'aboki' is nt an insult . Fyt 4 ur heaven, leave d judgement 4 God. #safe

YoungDaNaval: Don't dare involve Gej in this ish b4 amadioha strike u dead! Are u even ok? U must be mad, coz ur IQ is as low as Tahiti's Fifa Ranking!!! E-DIOT!

lolz, pre-matured being. A gud xtian wants me dead by amadioha. Tnk God Jesus christ was nt like u

legendarysegzi: you lov Jesus but u are still wit the devil

I lov him bcus he was a prophet of God. And mind u, do u knw who d devil is? U r nt God, u cnt jugde any1

dyoungkarlmarx: hold my mouth and watch Islam take away our happiness and joy away from this world?my friend I think you should go and get that miserable head of yours examined.thief!

when jonathan (a xtian) put nigeria in confusion nd distabalize nigeria, wat av u done abt dt. Ar u @ d stage u wnt to achieve in life? Fyt 4 ursef. No one wil fyt 4 u

legendarysegzi: you son of agressive,destructive and inimical Ishmael.what have you got to say? Muderers!

am nt goin 2 start an insultin trend wit u. All I want u 2 knw is dat jesus wasn't arrogant nd an idiot b4 he cnverted many. Be wise, insultin muslims wunt mak u go 2 heaven. I love jesus

legendarysegzi: ANSALAM MALE SHIIIT, TO ALL THE BOKO HARAM BRETHEN IN THE HOUSE, I PRAY YOU WILL NOT PERISH IN THIS YOUR SATANIC RELIGION. JESUS IS CALLIN U.

I believe Jesus Christ was nt rude, insulting or stupid like u b4 he gained d heart of many. #i love jesus

dyoungkarlmarx: which fasting are you talking about?may amadioha strike you dead there.henceforth,anything that has to do with promoting Islam on this thread must stop.nonsense!religion of piss!

must u read nd comment?? If islam pisses u off, den hold ur mouth nd stiCk 2 urs

legendarysegzi: You are decieving yourself. JESUS IS THE WAY. This terrible religion will take you to HELL,TAKE it or LEAVE it

and hw sure ar u dat ur behaviouR will nt mak u Rot in hell?

umaryusuf: You can do it any how u wish to make the 6days, it is all accepted. May Allah guide us all.

amen

Ezedon: Abia ,'Gods own state' but we never get good governor

den pray to God who owns ur state

Sadiq3051: may Allah blessing Neva pass you by for Dis wonderful remainder .,...mashallah

amen nd us too

Haba!!! Such a bad nd disrespectful tin 2 say. Letz learn 2 respect odas religion

akpanikpe: After that they take to the street and start bombing and killing people abi?

haba, y do u wanna create anoda mayhem. Jesus christ wasnt like diz.

Well, me i decided to take 3 days rest after ramadan and start 2moro. Hop no prblm wit dat? Nd is it a must dat i do d fastin within 6days? I mean can i do 1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1

R.I.P. Mak God pity us wey we remain

Some pple go dy browse 4 dier state's slogan. Smh 4 u. Lol . No forge state o b proud of urz.

Recently, i took my time to actualy reason if the states in nigeria actualy justify (either by way of nature, government, people, activities, etc.) thier slogan.
As a proud indigen of KWARA STATE- state of harmony-, i can say indeed we live harmoneously. Over d years, kwara state has been in peace and we have actualy upheld the slogan.
A friend of mine in school, who also wanted to justify his state's slogan, only kept when he discovered his state (BORNU) has the slogan (home of peace). I believe the slogan has been suspended for a while.


Name your state and justify your slogan. I bet you don't even know it. Lol.



@yinkmoney

Na nairaland no dy allow me sleep

okparaugo: You are the best

tnx jare, na u sabi real rapper

IAMBREEZY: Lol...fool what's all this gibberish

naxo olamide start o