Date?? yes. Marry?? Still tinking

Ezibless:
What are they celebrating?

ur head

sauceny:


Aren't you working?

nop, am a king

Bad news early in d morning. Going back to bed

On my way to stardom. So, i cant marry a celebrity. Na my children go suffer am

Guys/ladies,
relationship, to me, requires time to stay strong. Considering the life that celebrities live, showoffs, travellings and the rest. Especially musicians with lots of female fans, that can make you jealous though. Yet many ladies die to have the guys, its kinda hard. In vector's track 'popular' he said, 'the girls dont rest till thier bre*sts get caressed and they ready to show whats under the dress', so u would still go for that guy who has this great opportunity?. Many lady celebrities have their relationships exposed to d world, no much secrecy.
Well, many people dont give a damn. As long as they are known with a celebrity, they are okay even if he cheats. Well Annie Idibia dey try, e no easy.
So, how many ladies wanna b like Annie, Lola, Simi etc and how many of you guys can be like T-billz?
Can you marry a celebrity?

This is child abuse. Like seriously, sumtin must b done.

#ihavedecided.
Buhari will do something about it.

And now it has ended 4 him. I wish i could ask him wat he gained. Its not too late brodas nd sisters, drop ur weaponz and struggle 4 ur future.

#ihavedecide.
With buhari, no more cultism.

This young man was killed by members of another cult group in ilorin yesterday. What shall it profit an undergraduate who joins cult group and losses his life. SMH

This is a great hero

zick19:

Abi naw.... maybe d child will be d next dangote, i don't know

and u sef want to b d fada of nxt dangote

zick19:
To be realistic for once, i gat no choice than to accept the pregnancy when i was doing it, it was sweeting me and here comes the bitter part, i gast enjoy it also...... i can't take an innocent child's life.

badt guy. U r real

Paulpaulpaul:
I've pre-meditated it, my response is gonna be: ma honey, welcome to the family!

quite easy

Prixus:
considering the fact that there is no hard and fast rule determining what step should be taken in a particular situation, since what's good now can be bad later, I'd give you the three possible solutions
1. you can accept responsibility and prepare to become a father or mother as the case may be
2. You, as a guy, can outrightly deny it
3. and finally you can opt for an abortion.
now op the ball is back in your court.
no come scatter my head this morning with jamb question...

i tink i would go for 1

Viktoh:
See kweshion

see anshwa

So you mean you can just walk into my room and tell me to my face that you are pregnant? Y cant you tell me on phone? Oh! You tink you are bold now abi. I can marry someone too bold, its over

Nairalanders, especially undergraduates.

Guys: Assuming your are just chilling when your bae knocked her way into your room only to tell you that 'the play that we play last time is now real o' englishically it means 'i think am pregnant'. You are what As a guy, what would be your first reaction and the next possible solution?? For real.

Ladies: its about time you see your period but you discover its no where to be found. Oh! You and your bae had a nice time last month. Could this be real What would be your first reaction and the next possible solution?

#olafunny

wtech:
wow y nt tel buhari to say dat also , really mak sense dan to start telin us abtt his principal

he actualy doesnt need d money, he needs nigeria forward. Nt a man from otueke who wants naija backward

wtech:
are u telling that even u dnt hav a certificate ?

i tore it for $50million

tit:
this man is the boko haram is pdp and pdp is boko haram General Aziza was talking about.
you see, now that NA has mean boko haram, the man vex.

my mum has warned me nt to take orijin again.

wtech:
APC is just full of illiterates, tearing your boxers is it a way of telling the seller that the boxers is not good? really APC need certificates.

what ar u saying I tink orijin is at work.

Jokay07:
i will go for 'efficient' . Why? Because being an effective staff makes someone's capacity and capability concentrated in a section or department. A staff might be effective in adminstrative work while he won't be effective in finance. An effective staff is not flexible in terms of transfer of work. But an efficient staff is capable of doing different works, he is not effective in the adminstrative work alone but efficient enough to handle both adminstrative and financial work. He is efficient enough to perform very well under any given work condition. This would be my reply if I am being asked in an interview. Just my opinion

wrong. (no offence)

Hello nairalanders,

i humble myself before thee to request for your answers and your views to help in my research. The basic question is:
Which of the following is the main reason you would like to learn a new language? And which language is it?

A. Work
B. Romance
C. Carear
D. Fun
E. Travelling
F. Others

R.I.P to the dead. May God console their marriage with childred who are ready to stay.

So so funny. U ar ryt op. I fall in one category bt won't mention. Make front page 1st. Mod, take charge sharpaly

Ko kan aye!!! As far as am concerned, i cant stay up here in north during election. My holiday starts this weekend! Enroute to Lasgidi...

neyur:


Just say the truth; you have entered one chance.though there is no crime of gettin marry or married to an illitrate. just depend on the level of illitrate of the person. You know we aslso have semi-illirate person as APC presidential candidate.

am single jare

dungas30:
usless question from usless person wit his usless time. isnt ur first lady a seriouse laguage ilitrate ?

like seriously, u know her??

darqly:


There's nothing like 'An illiterate' in the English language. It's an adjective, so it qualifies a noun.
An illiterate person, not an illiterate. Can you say 'I married a beautiful' ?

thanx prof

mentorandfriend:
Op, what's your definition of an illiterate before I give you my robust reply.

sum1 who lacks formal education. Who cnt read nd write and who cant speak our official language.

tuffgongjo:
Not Leaking$not the Licking of your Fantasy.

jst kidding

tuffgongjo:
Na Over-licking" dey cause that.

lick?