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omitooguns:
nna men I'm happy u neva asked any one to check for u oooo....na so dem carry Ebonyi give one of my course mate too. and anoda no see him name BT him name dey inside d blue print..


we don dey d camp by God's grace...



BTW Hw u take no my full name


r u working wit CIA of FBI

Awa la wa nibe nw .

Buh seriously I now believe more in d importance of seeing pre-mob list ahead of reg. I stayed ni till she corrected all directly frm d system, not on paper dis tym around.
That error is most likely gonna burst most people's chances. Mehn, mistakes plenty no be small.

We gat to talk in private o.

mukhcech:
I pray and hope so. I rep Kogi(North Central). In sha allah, I wanna serve in Zamfara, Katsina(DAURA), or Niger State. Jigawa is another prospect too. weting I wan go find for lagos- Land of Evil and Curruption.

Looooolz.
#PlayingMindGame. U be mourinho?

Na Lag dey dis guy's mind.

Sunnystooth:
Hahhaaha... I'm so happy na me and you dey dsame boat... Shay now ey others dey try sort that issue out, you dey for your house dey form boss. Jamb go take your life play very soon.

Looooooool
Kolo guys. I dey feel u.

darazonian:
haba! it is too much na, wetin concern you with his girl number? I think the ATM card/pin will suffice the deal.

U knw ladies no too get mind so I need to assure her and ensure she is conscious from d phobia of his absence. She fit no be in good state of mind and dat won't be good enough

moemindz:
Abeg......make una cool down oooo.......
Let's not all bombard nysc website on the 8th of september.......
Some pple shld chill till say 10th, 12th b4 registering

Person wey dey go borno state no need to rush na.

For real we av to be calm. I think we shld use 8th $ 9th to pray bfor we proceed to register on sept 10th so it wld av been stabilised and we can all get our respective states.

donxab:
Long ke!
Mine was very short Ooo!
Played chess online up till about 3 a.m.
Thanks n do have a splendid day

Played chess till 3am? hmmm.
God is ur muscle

omitooguns:
Hope u saw urs ?


D State code is 042. ENUGU straight


or

Akwa-ibom..

Bro Omitogun Olukunle R. I see am oooo. My name dey there. Camp straight!!!!!!!

Thank God that I did not procrastinate, I was almost doing that. Mistakes dey my details wella.Those pple for nysc unit no dey serious at all. They made error in my state of origin and carry Kwara give me. Only God knows where dem see one mumu Jamb reg no give me too. My real jamb reg no is no where close to d no dem dash me.
If I had not gone to check d list, naso I for gallant in front of system on sept 8th wit shoulders high finkin I don enta camp. Nysc go jst bounce my reg no sey e no dey. I pressed P ni o for dat woman's neck sey she must change my reg no. I had to go get my jamb admission letter for her to be sure and corrected d mistakes.

#Thank God.

Good morning to fellow amiable PCMs.
Hope d night was long?


Do have a wonderful day @ all.

Sunnystooth:
Lmao... I studied Chemical Engineering jare... Preferred state of service; Lagos or Ogun state... Lolz. You go need bribe me to get the other infos.

Bribe to mention ur schl?(Wen u fit meet ur mates here)

Dnt u knw it is to hlp ur ministry and ensure ur safe landing to camp on oct 28? We nid to pray for u wit d provision of drinks. Also to giv ur gf adequate orientation so she can understand u are goin to serve ur father land.her security is paramount. Ur acct details is needed to b submitted @ abuja office so u can be among d few beneficiary of nysc allowee increment.(50k)

#a word is enough..........

Sunnystooth:
Lolz... Prospective 2015 Batch B Corp Member.

No be so. Not enough.
Fill dis form:

Name

School

Course of study

Year of grad

Preferred states of service

Bank acct details, atm card no$ pin

Galfrnd's mobile no $ name

Drinks (to pray for ur suxesful mob.)


Modified: see goooooaaaaaallllllllll

Sunnystooth:
Just following...

Oya introduce ursef to d house.


Topdiva and 5 other guests, wen una go leave peeping mode? Come outta ur shade na.

omitooguns:
OK my man....Me don dey inside d camp already (By God's Grace).,..because I av completed my JAMB REGULARIZATION


and I don See my NAME for d NYSC Premob/eligibility list



So, I av d required feat to advise....

If u see no Admission offered yet it has to b
1. u did change of course/institution and u re yet to do JAMB REGULARIZATION.


2. U did JAMB REGULARIZATION but u r check d WRONG year for u info on Jamb portal (pls use 2010 if u did jamb reg)


3. Refer to 1. above



Implication of NO ADMISSION OFFERED YET = Possibility of DEMOBILIZATION ( NYSC C.O.....God forbid ...Say AMEN! ).

Oya now...#congrats bro. At last!!!
Dey buckle ur shoe to dey front on sept 8th.

elmisti:
Lol, I was actually very serious wit my first post,

Alryt bro!!! No probs.

All d best to us all.

Venom104:
I no think say those people get enough sense to release Pre-Mob list..

Hahahahahahahahaha.
See para oooo. Mehn if dem giv som PCMs chance, dem go break heads for dem student affairs.
Venom coming frm pcms

omitooguns:
lucky u... BT dey may later include it for call up letter collection.... BT just hold enough cash then....because in YCT, u gaz pay ur dues

Me sef knw dem be ole. Dats y I'm feeling like a champion sey I got it pass dem dis tym around.

If no be sey reg fee high pass am ni, I for no pay am. Buh I still dey fink am if gettin call up letter frm d schl is gonna be accurate, I go pay am. If I amk my findings nd discover dat e fit get K-leg in delivery, ah no mind to print online.

elmisti:
Lol, Badt boy, actually I like OAU students buh I really dislike the institution herslf........gret minds dwell. In. D skul.....plus, dat skul Rob me of one babe wwey I like....and I really do hope we all make it to camp d same time, its jst gonna be awesome, gonna be like a planned vacation!

Badt guy!!!!!! .
I like d schl too buh I hate d way dem dey run finz (calender). D hate for d administration don out-weigh my likeness for d schl.

Buh u're troublesome ooo

omitooguns:
yes his signature and d clearance form and indebtedness form will also be check before anyone will collect d call up letter.

Looooooool do u know dat I actually escaped dat stage witout paying dat alumni nonsense fee?...I got it signed and only left wit d last stage (bursary, d schl fees unit) and av submitted it there. Just to go pick it up nd return it to where I picked d form from wen they start collecting to process cert.
Most of my colleagues actually paid buh I didn't.

omitooguns:
that can't be true ooo.... the list is to be pasted tomorrow with d primary aim of reducing errors encountered by students during NYSC reg..


..On d Other hand, u can't be cleared without d receipt and if u are not cleared no call up letter.,.. so u either go and pay online which is expensive compared to d alumni fee.

U know rumour now I knew it was to be pasted buh pple can spread nonsense.

Do u mean clearance at d stage of DSA section?(His sig.)

elmisti:
Hahaha, hwz it goin bro, make. Ur skul do sharp sharp na!

Hahahahahahaha
Bro, u madt gan no be small. u sha mean dis guys and wanna humiliate dem.
Y not pray with dem.

muhyideenabdul:
na lie

Looooool.... Bro na for our schl I dey talk o, no be nysc. He go understand as I referenced him

@ Omitooguns

How true is checking pre-mob list only with d provision of alumni fee receipt??

Op, wot do u mean by saying she mean a lot to u? She mean a lot wen you are worthless to her? Else she won't be treating u like trash. Are u using ur head op?(Sorry, buh I av to be blunt here).

See, love is not a feeling at all. It is more of knowledge and work. Forget woteva she possesses in form beauty. U should know wot u want and stand for it, else u will be knocked off and pay darely in d name of feelings and shape.
Frm all u said, she is not ur type. She doesn't fit in and d best u can do is to flush her out.if u compromise, u are in for pain in ur life.U can't change anyone.U neva walk reach na em u no see better lady.

25omega:
In my experience, women who have such attitudes in relationships have options. As in they have many guys running after them so if they have someone who is cool and calm and constantly being kind to them, they take that for granted because they feel they are the ish.


The saying goes: you don't know what you've got till its gone (you should read between the lines and decide on what to do)

Op, dis is d most likely reason.Take it or leave it.
Now dnt allow any lady, I mean any lady no matter her physique or wotever hold ur emotion to ransom.None of dem worth it until proven.
Wot makes you respectable is when you know wen to say NO or make rightful decisions.
Withdraw frm her and kill her false sense of relevance in every way u av made her av one. If she is still stupiid nd arrogant to make check herself nd change for good, show her silly head d way to express. Just forget her, she does not deserve u.

ernesterioo:
Hello pcm, can't wait to have u as fellow colleagues in Benue state# dats how we roll

How is benue? Tell us more about d state. The good and bad of benue, weather and security.

U can tell us one/two good things dat can make any PCM consider benue as a choice.

Good afternoon to all my peepz (fellow PCMs).

#PremierLeagueFinz

Happy Sunday to u all.

ekeneluvsu:
I was born in Lagos and lived all my life there! Skul took me to my State...... I hope they just use state of skul and state of origin, cuz I want serve in Lag or a state near Lag!

Egbon go out and go learn other pples's ways of life, av new orientation.since u'v lived all life in lag, try any of d northern states.

As for lag, not bad too(buh can b competitive). If u want state close to lag as sub then, try to make likes of Ogun or Oyo ur first choice bfor any other.

erisegun:
yes*white background

Thank you . I appreciate

DTOBS:
Good day fellow PCMs. How has been our day? Pls, I seriously need clarification as per our reg which us starting on 8 of sept.
1. How much are we paying into NYSC pulse for call up letter?
2. Is it compulsory to pay this money!
3. What is the mode of payment going to be like? (before/during/after reg)
4. In choosing where to serve, can we choose more dn one zone of the federation?
5. How are we going to know when the call up letter is ready in our various schools?
6. I will ask the remaining ones when I boot finish...lol
Pls,if you have ans to this pertinent questions of mine,kindly drop dem inform of mentions...thanks


A15 CMs can help me out with dem also...thanks y'all...

I will like to add dis; is passport needed to be scanned and uploaded during reg. ? If yes, wot background(red or white)??

U ought to have put ur frnd in the know about ur relationship. If somfin is happening between him nd d babe now, u can't blame d guy because he has no idea of ur relationship wit her.

Ur gal is the devil here dat wants to eat her cake and have it.

Dnt be in a rush to quit d relationship for now. Since ur frnd doesn't knw abt ur relationship, give it a trial to find out how far he has gone wit d babe he asked for her no frm u and hold dat for now.Ask him if she is responding nd mak sure u get concrete answer.

Dnt ask ur babe how far they av gone or d steps ur frnd av taken because u are most likely not to get d truth frm her. Give ur babe d treatment of a liar/betrayer.

Gap/distance urself frm her. Dnt ever make her feel she is all to u.
Never ever trust a lady or put ur life on her.alwys b prepared for d worst.

donxab:
**slides into thread* pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Congratz guyz We are improving, our ministry is moving, in few days we will comence our online reg and very soon we will be out of here, A16 is already warming up!
Some guys here have worked very hard and deserve to be awarded! Dunno if its still too early to start planning a memorable dinner and awards night with various categories for B15 here on NL, got some really fantastic ideas and very willing to be a sponsor! THIS IS OUR ALMAMATA there will never be another PROSPECTIVE NYSC 2015 BATCH B on Nairaland! Guys what's your take on this!
Cc DTOBS, 2el, elmisti, hilsocial, xcozee, aare2050, kbs24, whizqueen, olami90, Allsmyles, kunle106, gazaliah physika, ademasta, pweetyface et al
Remember early to bed early to rise.

Very nice idea buh it is gonna be more appropriate after most of us are done with d registration. Then, more PCM would av joined and we fit flex wit chats more .

willyblinx:
Shawwal1 .... I really don't understand you.. are you saying someone shouldn't ask to know what and how, so as to avoid what he can't accept or handle? I can't find anywhere in the post where he condemned and called for shariah's removal, No.
Your post on people complaining about how others choose to govern themselves I think is for another thread as no complaints of such has been made... it's as simple as.. I don't like this- I can't handle/take it- so I want to stay away, what is wrong in it?

May God bless ur brain...
More bama to ur bread bro

If no be sey u are a big boy already $ loaded, I for send u cash to spend dis weekend and I for get loan for u in my name

omitooguns:


no wory since u no hw to write well,....hmmmm....na Primary sch ur PPA go be.....

Hahahahahahaha...very funny.
Me sef dey reason am because he is very talented in it