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elmisti:
Naughtylagosguy ! There is a news going round that we ar to send our detils to one mr. Jaji ooooooo, abeg com quickly let's reason ooo




#cary my shaworoide drum




#naughtylagosguy omo mi, sure tete tete tete wa oooooo!

Elmisti, walahi I neva knw who be boss btw u and haywire
Lol @ ur saworoide, su re tete wa @ dis tym of d day?
U sure say no be apeta u dey call d guy? No let him sleep off forget camp o



#KBS468, baba nla I can see yhu where u dey dodge. . #hailYou

elmisti:
The best way to smoke is smoking in pairs, only God knows when those angels wey dey guide una reasoning go resume work....cuz I hear say one of dem don get asthma

Loooolz. I talk am in d day. U no dey disappoint. I dey gbadun u $ haywire1.

donxab:
Hmmmm, she has only 3 options here
1. changing her name on jamb website, one fact still remains she can't change it on Jambz website! XXXXXXX
2. leaving it just the way it is, she will find it difficult doing the registration online, the portal has started warning her sef XXXXXXX
3. Going to SA, personally I believe going to student affairs to rectify this is best way, let her go n change the name, who knows perhaps during registration there might be a way out.

Thanks so much. I appreciate u. Am gonna pass dis to her.

donxab:
How fatal is the error?

The surname schl pasted is correct. D cafe guy made costly mistake inputing d name wen her details was being updated during validation.Instead of Abdul-rasaq, he used RASAK


#Note: I will implore PCMs not to fill any nonsense paper-like form after biometrics during registration.This is what most cyber cafe guys does(esp during jamb reg) to get data and fill the online details in one's absence. Let us endeavour to be there and make sure everything is done in our presence

donxab:
She has to rectify it ASAP or else she's going to find it difficult to register due to conflicting data, its gon be xtremely difficult to change the name on jambz website,
MY RECOMMENDATION
She should go back to SA and use the same name she used during validation I.e the one with an error, after that she can go to court and swear an affidavit.

Hmmmm....thanks so much. Buh wil using d name with an error not pose a challenge to her during registration or after?


Others pcms shld hlp look into it too.

Hello my guys in d house. I wanted to ask my colleague to go to SA buh wanna hear possible solution frm my peeps first.

Her status read thus:

"The name specified on the senate list does not match with the name on JAMB record.For married women use maiden name as surname.(You cannot register,contact your institution) used by none"

I guess d cafe guy entered her surname wrongly during validation. What is d possible solution.

Cc: all my amiable pcms.

degab148:
D name sounds like playing ground... Is it a football academy school? Michael Opara nobody knows anything about d name in question. Better still visit jamb if dey admitted u to dat place.

Loooooooooooooool
I talk sey we get u guyz plenty for dis thread#Lwkm

buh in truth, na OPARAJI first come my mind. Like say na football field
I don laugh forget to dey check senate list sef.

haywire1:
Which one be ahmadu bello university , sounds like boko harram training ground

Where Ahmadu Bello University dey? Don't tell me it's north oo all those educational less developed secondary schools with jamb cut-off 140

Ur profile picture don show say na north u dey , see ur glasses like welder own


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Dis guy na werey I swear
I av known u to be one of d badtt guys on dis thread wey get bad mouth.
U no even send. Elmisti sef no too well(not too sure of d moniker ryt nw, buh frm Kwasu). Som guys still dey here too buh u're on d lead.
U suppose be "cause trouble"


I love ur controversial style coz me sef dey controversial

U guyz alwys light up my day in a way

StarryV:
actually I graduated last year. I was supposed to go with B15 but i couldn't meet up with the d deadline

Hmm#dats+deep. Felt bad to see u here again after I av known you with B'15 thread. Tot we are gona be goin together.Hope u av now cleared all dat is needed to be done??

Don't give up. Always believe and look ahead. All will be well with u.

For those that have seen their names on nysc website, is the status of 'matric no not in use, create fresh account' a common status for you all??

If NO, what is your status?

Good morning to u all.

2el, ur head dey there.Good one from you. Thanks.

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]funny dudes full here! Lol [/size]

Xco baba!!! I tell yhu honestly. Badttt guys to d core. Enjoying dis thread seriously. Buh mehn I like it wen people are blunt.

donxab:
Oga leave alma mata here! Let's call a spade a spade!
Na 2009 I write jamb Ooo, I never failed a course, 6 years on, here am I struggling to get mobilized with B15, I come hear say the NYSC office dey locked! N u expect me to shoot my self on the foot by praising my alma mata, no be only alma mata na alma memphis

alma depay, alma Januzaj.
E be unijos get ny finz in common wit man utd as L. VANGUARD don dey involved.

Buh I can feel ur pain anyway.som schls can be frustrating with administrative duties. Just continue to be hopeful nd believe. I pray all things will go well in u guys favour.

Armynu:
if dem announce increase in fees na vanguard, if na strike vanguard, if dem expel student vanguard anything good o or bad vanguard..... got me wondering what dey are VAN - GUARDING, ABI VAN GAAL NA DIA MENTOR OLAMI90 you no go understand vanguard paper as in vanguard news paper....

Hahahahahahaha I knw na vanguard news paper u dey talk na.
Wah about hostel list nd semester results too?

donxab:
Brotherly, admission list na Vanguard, post ume, Vanguard, ehh remidial vanguard! E b like say their printing press they our VC office




Mobilization list Vanguard

Really? .

Buh u guys no well at all. Ur alma mata na em u dey do like dis so?

U guyz are really making my evening

donxab:
Maybe them go abuja to submit the list manually, u know our analogue school na, maybe na for vanguard our list go comot

Dis unijos guyz madt no be small
Whch one be vanguard paper nd analogue again?

adakoleagbenu:
I rep Unijos. I must either be high or something. I went to student affairs today. D kind big padlock wey dm use lock NYSC office. I no sure at all.

Loooooooooooooooooool @ big padlock. mayb dem just dey pull u guys leg
Dem fit dey inside inside dey do am codedly, mayb na surprise package finz

haliluck:
Lollll abt 3 pple called me 2 confirm dis news
Dat d nysc mobilization officer said nysc said abu lists 2 many so dey hav 2 reduce nd abu decided 2 do it faculty by faculty nd unfortunately faculty of admin is among dos faculty dat d graduates wont b mobilized

Cc Kogistan

Eh!!! I hope dat is not true. Don't wanna see my guys here down o.


Buh e no make sense like dat sef. Dem for share am all thru d faculties $ depts

sheyman4phy:
Hmmm,boring is an understatement
We are facing too many challenges here
Language barrier,gay community,sharia law etc
Abeg no come kebbi o...if u have your way runs ur posting o

Thanks bro! D other day I was asking about sharia law nd states, someone almost ate me raw. Thanks for wisdom of some friends (fellow PCMs) that freed me..

Gay community ke? Mba!!!! Ko jo.

StarryV:
Eyaa same with me. but its well. delay isn't denial.

Awww!! How come? I'av been seeing u wit B15 now. Whch schl is that and wot year did u graduated?

opomulerobanga:
Good morning famz,this is what I got dis morning, hope dere is no problem?

Good morning to all my fellow PCMs.

I bliv the issue of status on nysc website is because your matric no is a virgin no on their site. This is likely to be because you haven't done registration with it on their website.
Since the name is there, I implore us to relax till reg starts and be happy it has been taken by website first.it will activated when you do the reg.

#Matric no not in use - you are yet to have or create an account with it on Nysc website.
That is my take.

Cc: all PCMs that are affected and my agarawuBanga

haywire1:
The dude is an immatured graduate. He can't read and understand, he's d type always running after lecturers immediately lecture ends cos he can neva understand.

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Lolz. I love dis guy mehn he is alwys blunt. Doesn't give hoot.#my type
#thumbs up.

elmisti:
Haha, my fela collection no plenty, nd na special tym I dey play am.......u knw say baba fit turn persn head, make I no go talk say I no dey go camp again

Looooooooool
If nysc DG knw sey na fela song e go giv u discharge cert, dnt worry abt dat. Make u try first say u no go again nd let see wot it is gonna be like

ekeneluvsu:
If everyone comes back, this thread will surpass Batch A15! The week of submission, they dint get to this stage during their time! We can surpass them!

Na wetin me sef want be dat. I am sure we will beat dem to it. Let's do it.
Since we are gettin close now, pple are turning up and more still gonna turn up.

E be lyk we get full house kind of today sef.

omitooguns:
I no dey sell NYSC kits ooo....I just dey pull DAT guy leg.....Na Yaba I dey go buy my own.

Lol na em u com serious pass lastma like dat?.
No prob sha! All will be well.

Happy sunday to you all.
Can't be mentioning all monikers buh no doubt, I gbadun u guys. U're all wonderful.

@omitooguns.....how market na nd how una dey?
Una don check for nysc website. Wot is urs saying?


Tell me d content of d kit nd idea of d amt it is gonna go for . Thanks.

I guess u're expecting us to tell u dat u're taking it too far.

Truth hurts, no doubt but the only mistake you can make in life is to refuse to tell urself d bitter truth.

I dnt bliv d guy is using u to satisfy his urge, u are also enjoying it.U gave him ur approval to experiment nd get his share of d cake. Smh

D guy is real enough to av told u all dat.he is obviously pleased to an extent he has gone wit u.You will be foolish if u feel jilted later.No spoon feeding, use ur head.d hand writing is boldly written.

#when will people stop being foolish and realise dat they need 'knowledge' rather than being controlled by their emotions?

delectablegyal:
This I.diot has been listening to whispers of the early morning on rc1023fm.

And wot is wrong with dat, how is dat ur stupiid business?

If u can't answer dis then it is obvious u're terribly sick in d head.

If u av chosen redundancy as ur cross, others must follow ur step(s) not to learn,grow$ b better?

#Get ur wood-like body outta d way for me jare make I see sane pple.

elmisti:
Baybie, m fine, dnt mind. That guy ooo, igbele adura ko, ijade epe ni

Lool. Dis guy kolo no be small.
I dey gbadun every bit of u guys.

Gabbyswit:
Please house can someone give me info on how to defer my service. For some reasons i don't think i want to go with this batch... My name is already out for mobilization in my school.

Since ur name is outta mobilization list frm ur schl. No worries. Dnt bother to register at all.
I dnt fink there is somfin more dan jst ignoring nysc registration. U av done d main fin by notifying dem in ur schl.

donxab:
U forget say na we go represent platoon 5 for chess competition? We gatz practice nah

Yea yea. I don forget. Your head dey there gidigba. Rehearse well, else ur testes go follow wit d loss if it happens

chinnyonwu:
U must be very stupid. what do you gain from spreading false info?

Bro calm down. You aren't suppose to exchange your sense of humour for gala now.

D guy wan toy with som people's brain na. E don fagbo already.