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A305:
This is to those commentators yelling GOD; learn physics.

1 - The victim wasn't speeding, hence, the impact of gravity wasn't intense.

2 - The tumbling (down the slope) as well slowed intended pressure of gravity, which means, the slope isn't a long distance slope.

Chances of survival in this scenario is 95% possible, this is why all passengers in the car survived. But if he had been on top speed, Chances of survival will be 50% and if that slope was a long distance slope; that would have been a DEAD END.

oya na, Mr Albert Eisten. So you mean nobody has ever died from such scenario before? I hope it happens to you one day!

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Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/8/man-arrested-for-allegedly-beating-okada-rider-to-death-in-ogun.html[/quote]na Chelsea fans, no wonder.

"It's only a foolish man that go into covenant with a woman" shout out to my GRANDMA

MrOposter:
It's a bit lengthy pls bear with me

I met a lady through 2go in 2014. I asked her out online and she accepted, weeks later, we met one weekend and had sex on the first day! The sex wasn't great, I stopped half way and went to shower. The following day I snooped and discovered that she already have a boyfriend and the guy is in the same school with her. I dissolved everything between us and left for my lodge (I was schooling too but in another school but same state)

She didn't call to apologise and I also locked up. Fast forward 6 month later, she messaged me on Facebook that she was 7 months pregnant. I did my calculations and Instantly knew something was wrong somewhere. I denied being the father, she went on my friend list and dug up my my uncle's profile and chatted him about the pregnancy. My uncle messaged me

Calm me down and request I go see the baby with my parent. We went to her parent house, saw the baby immediately started investigating about dna test. I was humbled by the price of the dna test (200k as at then) because there is no way I was going to raise that kind of money while in school.

Long story short, my parent and I have been taking care of the baby ever since then, I finished school around 2017, travelled out of the country almost immediately after graduation and assumed responsibility on my own.

I came back late 2019, I requested we do a dna test upon my arrival. I went straight up to a known diagnostic center and made enquiries of the price and what to bring before the dna test will be done..

I was told to bring any official means of identification for myself, the birth certificate of the baby and the mother will also have a means of identification too and she will also be present to sign the consent form.

I told her about the requirements and ask her if she had any means of identification herself. She said No! I went back to the diagnostic centre and told them if there is any substitute, they said she can present her NIN slip. I told her immediately to get the NIN slip, days later she told me there were too much people on the queue and that she can't continue to waste her time endlessly. We went back and forth about the NIN slip till the whole of 2020 ended.

The beginning of this year I told her that I'll stop giving her money for the baby's upkeep if she can't provide the NIN slip. With as low as 2500 she can get hers from the local shops.

She called and called for me to send her money for the first 3 months of this year. I didn't budge. I kept to my words. No dna test, no money. School fees time came, she called, I was forced to go back to the diagnostic center this April and pleaded if there is a way we could do the dna test without requesting any form of identification from the mother of the child. They called the head office in lag and told me that we can do the test without the mum's mode of identification. I was elated and called her to bring the baby with her on the 5th of April (Easter Monday) to the my shop, then from there we will go to the diagnostic center. She said OK.

I waited for her to bring the child over, she didn't. She called me 3 days after saying that she went for a church program. I was furious. I told her to show bring the baby the following day (Thursday) she said she will come. Again she refuse to show up. She called 5 days later to tell me that she's sorry. I ended the call and told her that she isn't serious.

She rang me days ago to tell me that the baby is not feeling too well and that she want to see me, she urge me to pls send her something to take the baby to the hospital for treatment.

I'm in a dilemma, I don't know how to go about this. It's obvious that she is deliberately not allowing me to go for the dna test and I don't want to be a deadbeat dad either.

How do I lure her to go for the test? I don't want my daughter to have a bad perception about me that I wasn't there through her childhood (if eventually she turn out to be mine).

Help!

what's the name and address of your orphanage? I want to register a baby .

c2far:
Your personality should be a major deciding factor before you choose a career. If you love wealth there are certain career paths you can't choose. Not because you won't be wealthy, it is because you have a lower chance to and again there is a bigger chance you may get tempted.

Imagine a young lecturer saying he or she wants to be as wealthy as Dangote. Chances are that your case will be like that of the NECO/JAMB man, Dibu Ojerinde.

You can't be a Police Officer and be as ostentatious as Kyari. Check his Facebook timeline. That picture of him and his brothers puts the latter at risk. That profession does not fit that lifestyle. Imagine seeing my Imam that loves comedy always liking the posts of Mr. Macaroni. He can only enjoy the posts privately.

You know you have a weakness for women and you are a lecturer in the School of Social Sciences. Even criminals who want to stay undetected stay off social media but then they can't help it sometimes. If you love to be in informal dresses, there are certain profession that will be hard for you to fit in. I can't go to the hospital and then I am told the doctor is the best but he is on dreads.... I'll not risk it. I'll take a walk. There are written and unwritten code for every profession. Kyari erred.

He saw my Kaftan and liked it.... Are you normal at all Kyari? (In Macaroni's voice). We loved the idea that there was our own Jack Bauer somewhere but then it seems all is lost now.

Don't just get a job because you need one. Get one that fits. And stay with the code. We spend over 12 hours daily on our work. It's our life. Choose wisely.

infact that man (kyari) shouldn't have said anything, saying something like " he saw a dress on my page and like it, then send money to help him get it" makes him look so dull for his profession. Imagine how Americans will be looking at Nigerian, those people would think every Nigerian is dumb, if a whole DCP could made such statements to defend himself.

Cokahot:
Whenever I wanna travel by pub,if I no be nos 1 or number 5. I won't enter cos I won't sleep and my eyes go fey driver speedometer with steering control. Imagine the idiot at passengers side sleeping. Driver sef sleep for steering. Extra bonus fatigue leads to death esp behind wheels
Never sleep,even if all passengers don sleep,dey awake dey monitor movement. U can dose off for 10mins but don't forget,your eyes na eyes of driver. It's been working for me for years,before the day I travel by pub transport,i must make sure I sleep at least 9hrs .max 8pm to 5am I don wake. E no get how sleep wan catch me again. Above all,na God get power. The day I travelled from Abuja to calabar,na good 11 hrs I dey for road,driver saved us by swerving to the right due to top speed and loss of control from incoming vehicle,this was like 2010. When I got down,I was still in shock cos me I dey back seat. If the driver hadn't swerved to the left,na head on collision at 145kph at around 8.30pm. Aktc o. That time I never knew aktc na death trap. But na God

that reminds me of my first time going to Abuja, on my way back to Ibadan, the bus left Abuja at 7pm but you won't believe the driver slept off on the wheel at around 1pm,not small sleep o, the man closed his 2 eyes finish, thank God for the woman that sat beside him, she was the one that noticed and called the attention of everyone. We had to tell him to stop, then we bought drinks and kolanut for him, and allowed him before returning to the steering after 2 hours rest. Learnt that he just came back from Ibadan around 5pm, and still decide to put his bus on the turn that same day, is that not genocide?

And a proof of fruitfulness....... that should be added to the requirements

If the law school exam is that hard, how come Malami is a SAN?

Ebus12:
Good evening Naira landers

My phone got stolen days ago, and fortunately, and miraculously I got a new one.
But the problem here is that I can no longer access my Facebook account because I placed a two factor authentication in it.
A code must be sent to my phone number before I am confirmed and logged in.

I have lost my sim card and can no longer have access to it.
I plan on doing a welcome back anyways, but I still need suggestions on what to do if the welcome back fails please
Thank you

i was once in your shoe, i couldn't log in until I retrieved my line, even after making a lot of complaints and sending my ID card to Facebook customer service.

dimexy247:
Check his other posts, he's not a normal person. Deal with him at ur own peril. The guy is useless.

i don't understand this. What happen to his other posts? cus there's nothing unusual there

The problem of those churches (Redeem and winners chapel) am sorry to mention names, is expansion and wanting to become the largest worship center in Africa. There's absolutely no need of building churches everywhere, even in the time of Jesus, synagogues are few but today, especially in Nigeria, pastors have turned church buildings to competition. If it's only 10 churches you can build and manage well, then so be it! Building 10thousands churches with the ones already built looks like rubbish to me. Where do you expect to get people to fill those buildings? From another churches? More reason to respect late prophet TB Joshua. That's why I don't give their pastors or members audience anytime they come preaching to me. I cant just imagine someone trying to talk me to come to their church even after I explained that I am a Christian from birth and have my own church. I now see the reason why they're so adamant; they're afraid to be tagged "fruitless" by their employer.

kingvicking:
The entire process was in her name, I only signed kyc, risk assessment and approved the loan

why didn't your bank take action then, since they've all her details? I don't really know much about banking though

kingvicking:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have an issue at hand which I need advice of the best line of action to take.

I use to work in a bank here in Abuja, until I resigned in May 2020 and now work in a finance house (a loan firm, also here in Abuja),

January this year (Jan 2021), one of my former colleagues at the bank called to beg me to help her process a loan with my current firm, as she has an urgent need for money & will pay back in 2 months.

Well, I ignored at first, but after series of begging & pestering me, I considered the risk involved,

She wanted #150,000
Her take home was a little over #100k (after tax & pension).

So I agreed & help her facilitate the loan, she got disbursement & details of interest and maturity date.
2 months down the line, I called to notify her of her repayment, to which the said she will may payment in two days time (the loan due date was 31/03/2021)
But instead of making payments she disappeared,

So first week of April, I went to the bank to check on her & was told she resigned from the bank some weeks ago, ever since then she has been giving me one excuse or the other,

Now, I have been held liable of making the repayment at work, since I was the one who approved the loan and the applicant (the customer has absconded).

Secondly, the particular lady no longer pick my calls, she also moved from her old apartment.

I have all relevant paperwork with me,
Please, your candid advice on the best action to take is really appreciated,

can you tell us exactly what your relationship with her was? An ex colleague called you to help her secure a loan at your new working place, and you didn't deem it fit to let her come and make the processing in her name, with her bank account and bvn together with her ID card, so peradventure if she want to run away, your mfb would know who and how to trace her? If it were a male colleague now, we would've said maybe he's a good friend to you. But what could make you facilitate a loan for a female ex colleague if there's no intra personal relationship between you two? I guessed the lady sees it as a kind of gratitude from you.

Is this not the same OONI that Sunday Ighoho was running his mouth on when he tried to caution him?
"Oun ti agbalagba nri Lori ijoko, bi omode ba gungi, ko leeri " may God bless his majesty.

Adenugay:
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Must be English/accounting/business management/law graduate/Bus-admin/Mass communication/Computer Science Graduate from a reputable University.
Must have graduated not earlier than 2018 and must have his NYSC certificate

Must be fluent in English and any other local Language
Must be computer literate

Duties


To receive and answer phone calls
Must have a penchant for writing articles with a system
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Work hours: 8AM to 6PM (Monday to Friday) or 9AM to 7PM

Salary: First two months, 30k, from the third month 40k

Work Area: Olunlade, Ilorin

Submit your CV to ijmbway@gmail.com

you're really a gay!

God bless the Akwa Ibom government. If the north can be making silly laws without federal government intervention, then Akwa Ibom has the right to make their own laws. Anyone that's not happy with it can decide to leave

They're quick to celebrate with Muslims for salah, but it took them forever to send condolence message to TB Joshua’s family.
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence." MATTHEW 23:25

thesicilian:
But should "church growth" only be measured by the number of new comers in the church? If a church has 20 members and they're all growing spirituality through the teachings and guidance of the pastor, isn't that worthy of commendation as well?

those people don't care about spiritual growth, bro. All what they care about is having the largest worship auditorium and highest number of followers. You want your pastors to bring in more members to the church, the question is; from where? From another church I guess. I want to believe no man has power over another's man heart, you can't force people to believe in Jesus or come to your church. Even Jesus warned his disciples in Luke 10:5-6, same way Apostle Paul explained in 1corinth 3:6
"I planted the seed in your hearts, and Apollos watered it, but it was God who made it grow."

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MrReeseG:
Anyone interested in a phone for laptop swap?

Phones: iPhone XR, 128gb FU, Black color, Battery health 89%, TrueTone and Face ID fully equipped. (cracked back)
I intended to sell for 155, it’s taking a while and laptop’s needed ASAP.

So I need a laptop with below specs (I know I might need to add cash):

Core i7 4th Gen above or i5 6th Gen above
At least 1gb dedicated
Good battery backup
Backlit keyboard
8gb/256gb ssd or 500hdd


Ejor e help mi

have you gotten the laptop?

jesusjnr2020:
A friend of mine while working as one of the leaders of believersloveworld fellowship in his campus, once confessed about how the pressure of meeting such wordly targets set their leaders, made him to start preaching and doing things he ought not have done.

Before he said that, I had told him that such targets ought not be heard of in the church, because they are worldly targets and the world ways of doing things, and the church is not meant follow the methods of the world because even though they be in the world, they are not supposed to be of the world but of the kingdom of God. It's instead the world that ought to follow the methods of the church, not the other way round because that's the purpose the church was made, to be an example to the world.

The only target the church and her leaders ought to meet is to ensure that they did what Jesus commanded them to do, which is to teach men to observe His commandments. Matthew 28:20

Once they missed that, they have missed the whole essence of the church.

God bless.

aswear bro, our churches in Nigeria has been reduced to business centers, and its so embarrassing

OkCornel:
Wonderful! Just as how Jesus sacked some of his disciples for not meeting financial targets too.

Just that this Jesus is obviously not the one I’ve read about in the scriptures…

lol. I guess you're talking about Jesus Navas of Spain

Rickmann:
Pastors too are been placed on targets?
Wetin Nigerian army no go see for sambisa.
Hmm.

I dey tell u bro

Janosky:
Huncle Coro is not smiling and Chapel is not winning anymore.
Double wahala for Pastorpreneurs Dem business centers.
If their tithing claims of tithing/prosperity blessings were true, their membership fees paying clientele should have been engulfed by super abundance rather than feeling the effects of economic downturn.

lol

This isn't about hungry bloggers or whatever. Always try getting the fact of something before commenting. The videos are on YouTube, you can decide to watch the sacked pastor speak. Watch it here Shalomhttps://youtu.be/S8bPpdFmy74

About 40 branch pastors has been sacked by living faith church aka winners chapel for not meeting the church financial target. Read the full gist herehttps://seniorngr.com/2021/07/17/winner-chapel-sacks-pastor-for-not-meeting-financial-target-video/

SA

bishop4life:
Women are supposed to be kind creatures, I always get disappointed each time I see such terrible news.

are you sure? The truth is, women are the cruelest creature ever. You will know the difference when you work under both men and women.

greendice:
Location pls?

Ibadan, but can be waybill nationwide. You can chat me on whatsapp

tos4u:
I have 120k for this

too low sir.

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