Biggty:
Useless olodo

Am very sure the person behind that twitter handle is an Aboki, a product of quota system.

ednut1:
This is a norm everywhere in nigeria. May God punish them all

tsdarkside:
we are even challendgin england now....!!

who the fvck is south africa....!!

spits...!!

somebody give me that picture of that igbo guy spitting joor....!!

thunda fire those south africans....

lets see who is going to get hurt most....

Firstorderwizard:
Op thanks for this post,I showed it to mama Nkechi and she added two extra canda to my rice just now.even my dog that heard of it has been jubilating non stop

afesco:

Ur wife reports u to ur pastors, in-laws etc because u re d problem of ur marriage. Maybe u will have divorce her n marry anoda woman dt can cope with ur irresponsible lifestyle (dt will spell doom for u if u do).
Ur wife is not ur problem n she is just being a good wife. Be responsible.

babyfaceafrica:
guys will see trouble before marriage,but because of mumu love they will still go ahead to marry trouble..look my brother i only advise people to divorce for twt things,if she cheats(i dont tolerate itl!!) and if it is life and death..since it is none carry your cross..you know ur wife was a chatterbox before u married her

Benekruku:
Did this guy look into the mirror before accusing someone of being ugly?

Say No to Drugs!

donbachi:
With him head like mopping stick

Offpoint:
Lol, FTC... let me dedicate to someone.

I dedicate this space to Seun Osewa the Chairman and CEO of Nairaland, nairaland has been of great used to me personally. This is my office, there's no week I don't make money here.

Thanks to you and the moderators, I know sometimes they can all be pain in the azz, banning un-necessarily, pushing useless topics to the front page. nevertheless I still love-hate them, I know nonsense drives more traffics, it's a crazy world.

God bless you all, except the useless bot that keeps banning me and censoring my penís to joystick.


God bless all Nairalanders, to all the legit Hustlas out there, don't stop trying my brothers. it might be at slow pace, but surely we'll get there. Slowness of a snail doesn't stop him from getting to his destination.

To all the singles, wife/hubby is not an achievement... patient, you can't be single forever.


To myself, thanks for being too handsome, senseless, hardworking, broke, jovial and frequenting Xvideos and Vaseline store.


To my mom, thanks the sacrifices you've made, I can never repay you.

MasonKendall:
Seeks attention. And NL mods gave it to her

asuustrike1:

Probably you don't get it do you? The ratio of female to male nurses is very low hence the demand. Simple economics concept should teach you this. You wouldn't understand because you program your mind to one area

Onyi22:
Dream way no go become reality, is that one dream?

UbanmeUdie:



You attract what you like!

I can tell she liked trailers.


Being hit by a real one instead of the one she liked riding is quite a tragedy.
U'r seriously not well

Adieu beautiful. Guys who own trailers will miss u most.

LesbianBoy:
If you have any doubts that Nigeria is a joke, just go and watch the clips of Nairamarley coming out of the court after they granted him bail today. The idiot did the fela signature pose and youths were hailing him. I couldn't believe it. I didn't even know whether to laugh or cry!

Nigeria will NEVER be great. Trust me!

QueenSekxy:
@ foodforthought...
It's not like I'm battling an eyelid about this bunkum and stereotyped statement Whatever, but for the fact that these flat chested boys wouldn't let us hear word about ladies loving a play boy.

Who wants to be played and toyed with?

henraya:
Dating is more stressful than making money! I wish I can meet the one that makes everything stressfree for me.

Ayotemide:
Lol.

When I am ready, I will just marry my best friend. Relationships can be a mystery this days and I would rather have security.

Teetop22:
I've been waiting for this question. now this the answer.
As a single lady with SSCE certificate, trying your best to get a job but job is not coming... automatically you are broke,no money in your account and family to assist no boyfriend,no friends.i have a skill but I don't have money to eat talkless of trying to get a shop to render your service in exchange of money.
I live in a lonely place I stay indoor all day after submitting my CV everywhere I could. I don't even have money to go out because if I do I might starve to death.
No guy is willing to date a broke lady. because they believe they have nothing to offer. it's only when guys are broke they loud it they don't have a girlfriend because no money. What should a lady say in that condition as well?
so if I eventually get a job now a guy will come with fake love and you will expect me to love him back?
I'm not sure.
if I can't find a true love now.
forget it when I get rich. you will only understand this if you are in my shoes... stay blessed everyone.

leokid866:
Oyenusì people...

Oyenusì is a character played by popular yoruba actor Odunlade Adekola.
In the movie Oyenusì once took his gang to raid a car dealership and steal over 30 cars. And that was just to teach someone a lesson.

derrydinny:
all these talk just to make someone feel cool and unharmed with the truth, crap


if the truth I tell you hurts you, that is your problem, I don't have time to make up some words just to make you feel good