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lonelydora:
Chai....my Kebbi Camp few years ago filled with SCIENCE corpers.

There are certain crime one won't know how to tell someone. What reason will they tell their people for coming back?

Ordinary drug?

Well, they should go and sin no more.

I also served there in 2013

I also received this today...

Sequel to your application, you have been shortlisted for an INTERVIEW on THURSDAY 02/08/18, 9am at 13, Adebare Str (B.Q Bakery Building), Ogudu, Lagos.
Pls who knows how genuine it is

teejaymos:
how sure are you sir?

pure scam , but you can go to confirm it for yourself

Is OMISORE in the race?

TreasuredGlory:
As in, oju pidi timi. Elein ke pe baba idojuti.

E sa ko lura won, e ti e mo we kekere

gbzed:
Most of our architects for Nigeria na to dey measure land dem sabi.

you lied!!! Nigerian Architects are world beaters from Arc Fola Alade to Arc Agama

But korede Bello is a "northerner" from kogi now

UncleTee3Odds:
Abeg restructure it. We okuns are tired of igalas.

Okun Agbe gha

dreamworld:
Stop deceiving urself the screenshot is fake, cant u see so many different betslip user accounts for one user Emmyking which is not possible,
One user has only one betslip user number which is the ending part of the betslip id

Don't mind this hungry poor scammer. If its real you won't av to advertise online. Only a FOOL will fall for him

qreem231:
Carlos Tevez is the highest paid player in the world, earning €615,000 per week. Neymar is the highest paid in Europe, pls correct that op.

Neymar is the highest paid in the world due to after tax clause

chubinwa:
living life. I tink I like d whites for dia simplicity

. neymar jr. Is no white

LadyJustice:
But how can the vagina be cut off? It's not like it's a bulge like a dick. .it's flat to the body. So please, how can it be cut off? I am not understanding

scooped out, they mean to say. Terrible if u ask me

RexEmmyGee:
That should be the toilet. Its tiled

I cnt remember Danfodio toilet ever tiled

dominique:
Yes we drew but previously defeated us in the first leg making the aggregate 3-2 or something like that. That home draw cost us the AFCON ticket

it was 2010 world cup qualifiers which we later qualified with the help of Mozambique who defeated Tunisia for us in the last match and we won Kenya, Tunisia was not in our group enroute 2012 nations cup and lastly don't deceived yourself none of the Tunisian players fasted that day as Tunisia FA begged Nigerian FA to shift the match to 2pm Nigerian time which NFA vehemently refused so they didn't fasted cos of the match kick off time. Get your facts right brother

heenriiy19:
Raphael varane is the youngest player tobwin champions league 3 times at age 24..........

3 times? Is 2 that we know here in oworonsoki

majekdom2:
you studied HSE and you were not taught to follow instructions. Do you see "No phone" symbol on generator sets?? First rule in HSE is to follow instructions anywhere you find yourself or what you do. Is it not better not to go near a gen set with a phone at all, one may forget and answer a call. All these over sabi people.

pls sensitize him brother

dingbang:
Jesus Christ.. Since when do torchlight Carry radio waves.. Biko

Reading all your comments here, i'm so convinced that you must be a very dumb person in reality, you don't know anything and you're not ready to learn

Another APC scam insight... Only a fool will fall for this

Children's category is definitely not 42km... Some dumb and gullible people will believe the shit

I'm not an Igbo person but I have no doubt that this man is sure living in fools paradise to think Hausa's will ever hand over power to him in 2019, he doesn't know what's up in D's country. An average abokki will prefer to vote for his goat rada Dan Rochas no matter the asslicking.... Okorocha keep deluding ursef, ur nyansh go soon smell pepper and u will cry & wail helplessly... Ode alaini Rori seranko seniyan olori bobo tin bo mogbo!!!

Ifúrà lógùn agbà... IFAyose fúnràà oooooooooo!!! #Northern_Agenda

MMM has not crashed. It's only frozen. Relax.
Seriously though, there are some ideas that are either so entirely foolish or dangerous that they should never gain traction. Yet in the world of anti-intellection (some would say post-truth), every shade of mad ideas has impressive mainstream following. MMM is one such concept.
Let's keep it simple, an investment that yields a 30% monthly return will double every 10 weeks or thereabouts (compounded). If I put N100,000 into MMM in one year, at the end of 3 years, MMM would have to pay me circa N5 million. For a scheme that has no investment, the level of additional inflows required to sustain that pyramid is staggering.
MMM has an estimated 3 million account holders. If each account holder on the average kept just N10k, compounded for 3 years, the payout that will be required at the end of 3 years is over N1 trillion. If the average account is N100k, the payment will be N10 trillion. You may want to find out the size of Nigeria's budget for 2017.
If my analysis is beginning to look stupid, it's because the underlying investment is just as crazy. Here is a scheme that its potential payout in 3 years - if only N100k is compounded by 3 million participants - will be bigger than the country's budget.
Read my lips - it won't happen. In finance, we use a euphemism to describe the halt to this anomaly; it's market correction. I am not predicting a crash. I am only saying there will be a market correction. The magnitude and timing, are entirely out of my scope of predictive abilities.
There could be a number of precipitants to the correction. A widespread liquidity needs by account holders (Christmas, Easter, school fees all have seasonal impact on our cash needs) or increased regulatory scrutiny will cause problems.
If you still go ahead to put your money in MMM after reading this, if you lose your shirt, you need a hiding on your unclad back

saydfact:
This is probably how you'll sepnd your first 1million.
https://www.nairaland.com/3502464/how-build-comfortable-house-earning

The fact is =, if you want something you can point at - then 3-4 million would not be enough.

summmary:

1. Foundation works to german floor = 1milliom
2. Roofing Works = 1million
3. Windows and doors = 500k
4. blockworks = 500k

thats 3million and you've not done so many things.

now let's add the next 1 million and see what we can do?

5. Plastering = 300k
6. Tiling works = 500k
7. Electrical and plumbing works = 750k

Sorry - We're short of fund.... so the answer is 3-4 million can build you a 5 bedroom, but minus all the luxuries eg Tiles, Fashionable Roofing sheets, Quality Plumbing materials eg W.C and you would need to do surface wiring.

The choice is yours

lolz at surface wiring, you really crack me up guy.. Who does that in 2016?... 4m is just not enough

It all depend on the LOCATIONS, BUILDING PLAN I.e, rooms en suite, Soil type and foundation, Finishes. If you want a 'mordern' average 5 bedrooms bungalow, 4million isn't even enough for the PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, TILLING N PAINTING Only

timhollaz:
Cool

[color=#990000][/color] SCAM SCAM SCAM. NAIRALANDERS DONT FALL FOR THESE! You're warned..

Big Boost for LCFC, the guy is a beast in the middle of the park

Otapipia:
I rep FGC UGWOLAWO.

same here, I remember red mountain and cashew island. Class of 2006 and you?

AYB is the winner.... All for the youths #Youths_ti_take_over

So his amputated right leg is hidden by the guy sitting on the floor... Nice concept

rasco2000me:
WHY DINO NO ANOUCE SAY IN THEY COMW LAGOS ,IF THEN BORN AM WELL,FAYOSE DID IT THEY Bleep HIS ASS,U SNEAK INTO LAGOS TO BUDILLION AND SAY U DONE GO LAGOS,GO TO MUSHIN AND OSHODI AND TELL THEM U ARE DINO,AWON ERU IKU WILL EAT U RAW OMO ALE

coward southwest yoruba always making empty threats.... Tell oju yobo to come to kabba or anywher in kogi-west.... Awon elenu ma lowo baba ole