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Jokes EtcHilarious Photo Of Our "Slow" President (PMB) by olanje(op): 7:22am On Jul 10, 2015
grin cheesy. This Got me ROTFL grin grin

Jokes EtcWhen Your Mum Is Incharge Of Jollof Rice In A Party(photo) by olanje(op): 12:46pm On Jul 08, 2015
:DLMAO

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Call Centre Agent Recruitment At Lorache Consulting-2000 positions by olanje: 12:17pm On Jul 07, 2015
2000huh This scammer. Will be like "I'm generating traffic for my Site/Blogg"... #Ndiara Lubbish!
RomanceTop Ten (10) 'dirty' Secrets Women Keep From Their Spouse by olanje(op): 1:15pm On Jul 03, 2015
There are many things women (doesn’t matter if they are single or married) really do not want men to know about them unless they have the urge to open up and spill some secrets, otherwise they stay hidden well.
After a few interviews with different women over the years, relationship site, @Olanje hereby reveals some dirty secrets women tend to hide from men; Enjoy:

1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.

2. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction

3. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified

4.We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a party or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences

5. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

6.We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care.

7.We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious.

8.When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur.

9.When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable.

10.If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material.
PoliticsRe: Why Should The North (with 230 Tribes) Plot Against Just 1 Tribe- Yoruba? by olanje: 8:53am On Jul 02, 2015
grin undecidedQuestion for the flat headed Amala eaters grin
PoliticsRe: Vice President Yemi Osinbajo's Daughter Kiki Osinbajo Stuns In New Photo by olanje: 8:34am On Jul 02, 2015
:DSee her mouth, Dis 1 go sabi suck Lollipop ooooo cheesy.
PoliticsRe: 15 Facts About New INEC Boss, Amina Zakari-vanguard News by olanje: 10:10am On Jul 01, 2015
INEC Boss from fulani tribe again? That's interesting. Guess we can now see clearly that these Abokis are not as dull as they look. Amala eaters how market?
PoliticsRe: Senate Presidency: Tinubu Bows To Pressure, Dumps Akume by olanje: 2:04pm On Apr 28, 2015
undecidedPls what's the meaning of GBAJABIAMILA?
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To Gen.buhari From The Grave Of The Innocents. By Bashir Yusuf by olanje(op): 2:29pm On Mar 19, 2015
vickerz:
THE OP SHOULD GO AND DIE, MEANWHILE,

CHANGE
Is dat all u've gotta mutter? Don't u av a heart brother... SMH 4u!
PoliticsAn Open Letter To Gen.buhari From The Grave Of The Innocents. By Bashir Yusuf by olanje(op): 9:44pm On Mar 18, 2015
Dear General Buhari; I would’ve addressed this letter privately to you, but in the expectation that you may not receive it, I decided to make it an Open Letter, in the hope that you would stumble on it, read it and hopefully feel some of the pains and anguish that have been my lot. Having said that, permit me therefore to proceed with the rest of this missive from the grave of innocents departed. Last night, while I was at my modest home in Katsina, relaxing and probably half- awake, I heard the voice of my cousin who was killed in the North in April 2011 during the post-election violence instigated by your loss of the presidential election. With bloodshot sad eyes, my cousin, looking apparition-like, was wailing “Gen Buhari, why why”. My cousin’s name is (or was) Mallam Yusuf Danfulani, a bright young lad originally from Katsina State, who was slaughtered in cold blood and set on fire by youths chanting “Sai Buhari”, like they are again now chanting in 2015. Gen Buhari, in case you have forgotten, Yusuf was slaughtered in your name even though he never did any wrong to you, and even voted for you against Dr Jonathan. He lost his life just because the murderers you encouraged by your many hate speeches believed Yusuf to be from middle belt or southern Nigeria, most probably because of his bulky looks and brave, patriotic attempts to prevent the killing of an innocent Youth Corper, Ukeoma Ikechukwu. Even though he cried out in Hausa and Fulfulde, he was still not believed by those you (Buhari) managed to brainwash to see all non-Fulani Nigerians as conspiring to vote against you. In this very case, Yusuf voted for you but his ‘Sai Buhari’ killers never believed he did. Like you, Gen Buhari, the mob was baying for the blood of innocents. If not for Yusuf’s best friend who was with him and was himself nearly killed, we would not have recognized his charred body that was burnt beyond recognition. And thanks to the same friend for recounting to us the little he could make out at the last moments of Yusuf’s life, the agony he passed through and the most important words he uttered before he gave up. It is the same words I heard him utter last night from the grave: ‘Gen Buhari, why why’. Yet, to this day, you (Buhari) have not cared to apologize or show any remorse, but you instead offered lame excuses for the bloodletting you had instigated, and still instigate. I now ask you this: Gen Buhari, must you always shade blood, like you started doing from 1983, to rule Nigeria? Do you recall how you killed Brigadier Bako in 1983 just so you could take power by force from Shehu Shagari? General Buhari, Ukeoma Ikechukwu himself was reported missing that same day Yusuf was murdered by your supporters, and finally confirmed dead the following day when his charred remains was discovered in a hooded area. Apparently, your supporters had dragged him out of the open and tortured him before finally snuffing life out of him. Like my cousin, Yusuf, Ukeoma was very young and an innocent. Unlike Dr. Jonathan, they were not contesting against you. Yet, when they were killed, part of Nigeria was killed with them; the same Nigeria that you are now angrily campaigning to rule. Yusuf and Ukeoma were not alone. Six other innocent Youth Corpers were also murdered in Bauchi, where you Buhari, polled 1,315,209 votes (almost 82 per cent), defeating Dr Jonathan who scored 258,404 votes and did not even hit the 25 per cent mark. The corps members were reportedly chased to a police station where they sought refuge. But the rioters, who were raving mad with bloodlust and chanting “Sai Buhari”, overran the station and murdered the young Nigerians in cold blood. So, Gen Buhari, as you can see from the Bauchi result and it’s aftermath, your supporters even shade blood when you win; still you have no qualms. Today, you are prancing around the nation, arrogant and angry as usual, behaving like you have already won the election; and thus setting up another bloodletting if you are not announced winner. The story of Obinna Okpokiri is as heart- wrenching as Yusuf’s. The 27-year-old was butchered and burnt to ashes, in the service of his fatherland. Okpokiri’s own circumstances were as gruesome as they could be. He had run to the Corpers’ Lodge as the rampaging ‘Sai Buhari’ rioters targeted Youth Corper polling officers recruited by INEC for the election. As painful death loomed, the young Nigerians contemplated fleeing to the barracks. But they were not lucky enough. Your ‘Sai Buhari’ supporters caught up with them, slaughtered and set them on fire. Like Yusuf, these innocents are human beings and future leaders on the last laps of fulfilling their national duty before moving on to a bright future. But it was not to be because, in your name, Gen Buhari, they were slaughtered, sliced, soaked in petrol and scorched. Reduced to ashes in minutes and in the most callous fashion by those that are not better citizens or humans than them. General Buhari, while you are now busy inciting another violence, please bear in mind that in 2011, your supporters turned violent in whole 12 northern states as they burned the homes, vehicles, and properties of innocent Nigerians, some of whom are also Muslims and Northerners like you and my cousin Yusuf. Your ‘Sai Buhari’ supporters also targeted and killed Christians and members of southern Nigerian ethnic groups, who were seen as supporting the PDP, and they burnt churches across the north. One particular attack in Bauchi stood out as most heart- breaking. According to Human Rights Watch, on April 17 in Giade, a rural town in northern Bauchi, ‘Sai Buhari’ mobs attacked youth corps members in the town. The Corpers, who were mostly from Yoruba, ran to the local police station to seek refuge, but the mobs stormed the police station. The mob killed the police officer on duty and burned down the police station. They raped two of the female youth corps members and then hacked them to death with machetes, along with five male youth corps members. In total, rioters killed ten youth corps members in that town alone. A lecturer at the Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria, Kaduna State, described to Human Rights Watch how a mob of Muslims chanting “Change, Sai Buhari” attacked and killed several Christian students, a Christian lecturer and four Muslim students suspected of being PDP sympathizers on April 17: He said “Between 10 a.m. and 12 p.m., they entered the school chanting slogans and shouting: “Where are the Christians and Muslims that supported the ruling party?” They had painted their faces black and were shouting that they needed “change”, the Congress for Progressive Change campaign slogan. The mob had all sorts of weapons – machetes, sticks, and clubs. They started breaking the glass on the buildings. The students ran away but the mob pursued them into the staff quarters and they had nowhere to go. The mob beat them to death. The lecturer they killed was Yoruba“. Finally, Gen Buhari, let me end this letter by asking you this question: When are you going to apologize to me, to Yusuf’s aged parents, to Ukeoma’s parents, to parents of all innocents murdered by your brainwashed supporters, to Nigeria and to mankind? And here is Yusuf again, asking you from the grave: “Gen Buhari, why why”?
RomanceRe: 5 Funny Ways Guys Embarrass Them Self In Front Of Ladies. by olanje: 8:40pm On Jan 11, 2015
In france we don't toast girls, girls toast us, if u think i'm lieing ask paul pogba, momodu sakho, lassana diarra and Bacary Sagna... I love my france, le francias et tres beaux reves
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria And Coded Employment Recruitment. by olanje: 8:47pm On Jan 04, 2015
kosby001:
I don't believe coded appointment or secret interviews are part of networking in any civilised society. We want there be job scarcity when the people in-charge are unwilling to let go the vacant seat. What do you see of a situation whereby someone was been given appointment and the employer tells the new start that" the position you are occupying is just for the main time, that the real occupant of the seat is still in school". Should we call that networking too?
Hello mr Man, dere's no point in wat u r dragging @majekdon has said it all, evry graduates are entitled to jobs in Nigeria, so u sudn't deride dose who eventually gets the job, just pray any1 in ur family to get to the top so he can help u all when d need arise... Naija ain't smilling
PoliticsRe: Alleged Marginalization In Lagos: APC Tells Igbos To Seek Dialogue by olanje:
post like this make me feel all igbo pple are so stewpid and senseless, for crying out loud how long wil u kip parrotting ur goddam cesspit singing and psalming marginalization hymn in a foreign land just to gain public sympathy? From kano to kaduna to Lagos, the same tales of marginalization... why can't you go back to ur cockroach invested hamlets and improve the economy there, instead of crying wolf in a foreign land? Igbos growup!
PoliticsRe: 2015: Jimi Agbaje Receives Over 3,000 APC Defectors Into Lagos PDP by olanje: 2:41pm On Dec 27, 2014
Funny PDP propaganda, just 3, 000 and they are jubilating... APC until wole soyinka dye his gray hair
FoodRe: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by olanje: 2:35am On Dec 20, 2014
abok.i is now northerner, nairaland n word censoring... smh
PoliticsRe: Check Out The Similarities In Jonathan And Buharis' Fashion Sense (+pixs) by olanje: 10:38am On Dec 11, 2014
Buhari puttin on a fisherman's cap... Politics na bastard

CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Takes Selfie Showing Off 'fully-loaded' Underwear [Pic] by olanje: 7:17pm On Dec 08, 2014
Truckpusher:
Somebody took a picture while taking a selfie yet one yeye op called a full picture a 'selfie'. grin
pls wat is selfie?
CelebritiesRe: Tchidi Chikere And Nuella Njubigbo Share First Baby Pictures by olanje: 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2014
On a more serious note who is Tichidi kukere? We most definitely don't know him in Argungu whr am currently fishing
CelebritiesRe: Tchidi Chikere And Nuella Njubigbo Share First Baby Pictures by olanje: 12:30pm On Dec 07, 2014
cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Seen As Heartbreakers/Womanizers by olanje: 6:25pm On Dec 01, 2014
who are these pple? we dont even know them in Burkina Faso...
CelebritiesRe: Orezi Chased Out Of Redeemer's University by olanje: 10:00pm On Nov 17, 2014
:DPls who is orezi? Cos I schooled in Scandinevia cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In FCE Kontagora Niger State by olanje: 4:19pm On Nov 12, 2014
Collynzo9:
This should be Boko haram's first attack on Niger state, If I am not mistaking.
Hmmm
christmas day Bombing at madalla niger state, suleija bombing etc...
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Islamic View On St Paul? by olanje(op): 4:44pm On Nov 10, 2014
pls mods I'm on my knees i'll appreciate it if u can move this thread to FP... Help a brother as God will help u in all ur endeavours... Thanks in anticipation
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Islamic View On St Paul? by olanje(op): 4:38pm On Nov 10, 2014
Abuamam:
"I can see you NEGLECTED the part that says MUHAMMAD HIMSELF said "God has
sent me (Muhammad) to all men, so take a message from me, God have mercy on you.
Do not hang back from me as the disciples hung back from Jesus son of Mary. They
asked how they hung back and he said, ‘He called them to a task similar to that which
I have called you. Those who had to go a short journey were pleased and accepted.
Those who had a long journey before them were displeased and refused to go, and
Jesus complained of them to God. (T. From that very night) every one of them was
able to speak the language of the people to whom he was sent.’ (T. Jesus said, ‘This is
a thing that God has determined that you should do, so go.’)
“Those whom Jesus son of Mary sent, both disciples and those who came after them, in
the land were: Peter the disciple AND PAUL WITH HIM, (PAUL BELONGED TO THE
FOLLOWERS AND WAS NOT A DISCIPLE) to Rome. Andrew and Matthew to the land of
the cannibals; Thomas to the land of Babel, which is in the land of the east; Philip to
Carthage and Africa; John to Ephesus the city of the young men of the cave; James
to Jerusalem which is Aelia the city of the sanctuary; Bartholomew to Arabia which is
the land of Hijaz; Simon to the land of Berbers; Judah who was not one of the
disciples was put in place of Judas.” (Ibid. p. 653; bold and capital emphasis ours)
Unless if you want to tell us that THEY DIDN'T hear Muhammad making this claim or
they erroneously apply this statement to Muhammad." quote.

I omitted mentioning it. The reason is that ibn Ishaq did not give a chain of narrators to this paragraph. Neither did atTabari who took the story from ibn Ishaq. So we cannot analyse its authenticity. As muslims know very well, any purported hadeeth that cannot be traced back to the prophet (saw) is a dud. Not acceptable.

"Then The Quran you have now will also wrong because this same companions were the
one who preserve it after Muhammad's death." quote.

No, the Qur'an is traced back to the Prophet (saw) through thousands of the companions. An authenticating process called 'tawattur' whereby a narration has too many independent chains to permit falsification, and all the narrators in all the chains report the same wordings. Furthermore, the Qur'an is not opinion. I said that the companions could err, ie in opinion.

"Really? So because it turns the table towards Islam they are now handful, so what
assurance do you have on their work over Quran if they were only handful?"quote.

Lol. the number of companions who held the view that Paul was a follower of prophet Isa can hardly be compared to the hundreds of thousands that memorised at least part of the Qur'an. pls don't exaggerate to try to win points. I am responding to this as a scholarly debate, don't turn it to childish argument.

"Was the Muhammad statement also Ibn Ishaq opinion?"

Yes until you provide an authentic chain of narrators connecting it to the prophet (saw).

" Typical Muslim denying their true man."quote.

Ibn Ishaq was born 85AH, 75 years after the death of the prophet (saw). A companion by definition, is one who met with the prophet and accepted Islam during the prophet's lifetime. Ibn Ishaq is not a companion.
Imam atTha'labi was born even later. He also does not fit the above description of companion.

" Even if this man is using Christian it's not his fault, it's the fault of the author of
Quran who always left incomplete information after the book claim to be well
detailed. Example is this Sura 36:14-29, here two people were sent, and been
strengthen by third person THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WITH NAME WHO ACTUALLY
LIVE BEFORE THIS STORY WAS NARRATED BY Allah, how can Allah narrate an
historical event and couldn't mention the name of the people, did Allah not know their
name?" quote.

The Qur'an is not meant to be a history Book like the extant Bible. It is a Book of Guidance. The story was one of warning and exhortation. The name of the people would have just been frivolous addition to the message behind the story. Allah is not frivolous.

" Actually what this site was saying it that Paul's name never appeared in the verse
that some commentators believe it talks about Paul but I'm not here for that in fact
no disciple of Jesus' name appear in the Quran BUT my main concern is WHAT THE
EARLY MUSLIMS COMMENTATOR BELIEVES about Paul?"quote

The ONLY muslim commentator you mentioned was atTabari, and he based his opinion on that of a historian- ibn Ishaq who based his opinion on ibn Jurayj and an unproven 'hadith'

" Is it Muslims that suppose to be given their own perspective about Christian's history
something that would have given Allah and Muhammad great prestige if everything
was well detailed in the Quran?"quote.

Yet non muslims like Sam Shamoun and his disciples are allowed to give their perspectives about Islamic history. And it is cool, right?

Allah (God) is Great above all petty squabbles. Do not be abusive. It is a weapon of the ignorant... from whatever faith. Whatever your petty belief, millions of Arab christians call Him 'Allah'.
powerful contribution brother, i love ur inteligence prowess... More power to ur elbow
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Islamic View On St Paul? by olanje(op): 8:12am On Nov 10, 2014
Abuamam:
Muslims believe that the devil's ultimate aim is to turn us to disobedience and shirk- the association of partners with God; be they demi-gods or whatever. And since the prophets (including Isa; may God's blessings be upon him and who you refer to as Jesus), all preached pure monotheism in a manner that touched the hearts of people, the devil would always send his agents to try to corrupt that message which the prophet had just brought to the people, so as to turn people away from monotheism. Muslims believe that Paul is one of those agents that tried to corrupt the message of prophet Jesus by incorporating pagan philosophies into it.
The devil tried it on Islam too (he's not too bright you see... he will repeatedly use the same strategy if it keeps working). After the prophet Muhammad (saw) died, a jew who claimed conversion to Islam; named Abdullah bin Saba'; travelled far and wide, preaching the infallibility, and subsequently the divinity of Ali bin abi Talib... a cousin of the prophet (saw). Narrations have it that he was executed for blasphemy by the same Ali bin abi Talib who was the Khalifah then. By then, he had disseminated his beliefs over a large part of the rural villages of the muslim world, and some sects today still unknowingly profess some of his ideology.
So you see, to us Paul is just fulfilling the devil's bidding of corrupting pure monotheism, just like Abdullah bin Saba'.
Not trying to argue here. Just answering your question about what muslims think of Paul and explaining the viewpoint.
Thanx so much pls can u tell me more about ALI BIN SABA?
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Islamic View On St Paul? by olanje(op): 8:06am On Nov 10, 2014
Thanx so much pls can u tell me more about ALI BIN SABA?
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Islamic View On St Paul? by olanje(op): 7:13pm On Nov 09, 2014
cool I quite apprec8 all ur contributions so far, I realy enjoy most of ur comments... Pls I wil apprec8 more if we can all argue constructively and not bashing on one another, let's respect each others faith
Christianity EtcWhat Is The Islamic View On St Paul? by olanje(op): 3:52pm On Nov 09, 2014
Dear Friends
kind regards
I have been doing some research on the various World religions and this includes Islam.
Upon researching Islam, it is said that Prophet Mohammed is the messenger straight after Jesus Christ.
St Paul was mentioned as the foremost messenger after Jesus Christ's ascension into Heaven.
WHAT IS THE ISLAMIC VIEW ON ST. PAUL?
I have heard differing things from differing sources and now I am bringing my enquiry here.
If you could help me with this question I'd appreciate it.
Thanks in anticipation
FamilyRe: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by olanje: 3:37pm On Nov 09, 2014
[quote author=Cutehector4u post=27828564]I swear i ddnt read anythn here..... Lol same hia
Christianity EtcRe: The Lavish Homes Of American Archbishops! (pictures) by olanje: 7:21pm On Nov 03, 2014
Sunglow:
I don't understand you fellows who think that the Church should be poor God is not poor so neither should the Churches of Jesus Christ.Prosperity of the Church/Christians is for a purpose: TO FURTHER THE GOSPEL. The Gospel is free but not CHEAP! For e.g do you guys know how much it will cost to sponsor Bibles to prisons? you do the math.That's the reason God will always prosper the Church becos they have a lot to do in ensuring people get to hear the Gospel all over the world.
I prefer to be wealthy,becos POVERTY IS A SIN AND ITS OF THE DEVIL!

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