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2000 This scammer. Will be like "I'm generating traffic for my Site/Blogg"... #Ndiara Lubbish! |
There are many things women (doesn’t matter if they are single or married) really do not want men to know about them unless they have the urge to open up and spill some secrets, otherwise they stay hidden well. After a few interviews with different women over the years, relationship site, @Olanje hereby reveals some dirty secrets women tend to hide from men; Enjoy: 1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom. 2. We pluck stray hairs from our toes, our chin, our lips, moles on the backs of our legs and our nipples. And we really, really enjoy plucking a stubborn ingrown hair. Getting that sucker out is, for some gross reason, such sweet satisfaction 3. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified 4.We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a party or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences 5. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us. 6.We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care. 7.We regularly check in on what our exes are up to via Facebook, emails or texts. As long as we have the technology, they will never be fully out of our lives or minds. This doesn’t mean we still love them; we’re just curious. 8.When we have girls’ nights, we do bad things that you wouldn’t approve of like spill all of your embarrassing secrets, sneak cigarettes or other substances, and drink way more than we let on. Grinding with strangers at a club can also sometimes occur. 9.When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinkier, the more enjoyable. 10.If you’re really hot or the sex is good, you can be a total idiot and we’ll still date you for a while. But we’ll never marry you. Brains and kindness will always trump sexiness when it comes to marriage material. |
Question for the flat headed Amala eaters ![]() |
:DSee her mouth, Dis 1 go sabi suck Lollipop ooooo . |
INEC Boss from fulani tribe again? That's interesting. Guess we can now see clearly that these Abokis are not as dull as they look. Amala eaters how market? |
Pls what's the meaning of GBAJABIAMILA? |
vickerz:Is dat all u've gotta mutter? Don't u av a heart brother... SMH 4u! |
Dear General Buhari; I would’ve addressed this letter privately to you, but in the expectation that you may not receive it, I decided to make it an Open Letter, in the hope that you would stumble on it, read it and hopefully feel some of the pains and anguish that have been my lot. Having said that, permit me therefore to proceed with the rest of this missive from the grave of innocents departed. Last night, while I was at my modest home in Katsina, relaxing and probably half- awake, I heard the voice of my cousin who was killed in the North in April 2011 during the post-election violence instigated by your loss of the presidential election. With bloodshot sad eyes, my cousin, looking apparition-like, was wailing “Gen Buhari, why why”. My cousin’s name is (or was) Mallam Yusuf Danfulani, a bright young lad originally from Katsina State, who was slaughtered in cold blood and set on fire by youths chanting “Sai Buhari”, like they are again now chanting in 2015. Gen Buhari, in case you have forgotten, Yusuf was slaughtered in your name even though he never did any wrong to you, and even voted for you against Dr Jonathan. He lost his life just because the murderers you encouraged by your many hate speeches believed Yusuf to be from middle belt or southern Nigeria, most probably because of his bulky looks and brave, patriotic attempts to prevent the killing of an innocent Youth Corper, Ukeoma Ikechukwu. Even though he cried out in Hausa and Fulfulde, he was still not believed by those you (Buhari) managed to brainwash to see all non-Fulani Nigerians as conspiring to vote against you. In this very case, Yusuf voted for you but his ‘Sai Buhari’ killers never believed he did. Like you, Gen Buhari, the mob was baying for the blood of innocents. If not for Yusuf’s best friend who was with him and was himself nearly killed, we would not have recognized his charred body that was burnt beyond recognition. And thanks to the same friend for recounting to us the little he could make out at the last moments of Yusuf’s life, the agony he passed through and the most important words he uttered before he gave up. It is the same words I heard him utter last night from the grave: ‘Gen Buhari, why why’. Yet, to this day, you (Buhari) have not cared to apologize or show any remorse, but you instead offered lame excuses for the bloodletting you had instigated, and still instigate. I now ask you this: Gen Buhari, must you always shade blood, like you started doing from 1983, to rule Nigeria? Do you recall how you killed Brigadier Bako in 1983 just so you could take power by force from Shehu Shagari? General Buhari, Ukeoma Ikechukwu himself was reported missing that same day Yusuf was murdered by your supporters, and finally confirmed dead the following day when his charred remains was discovered in a hooded area. Apparently, your supporters had dragged him out of the open and tortured him before finally snuffing life out of him. Like my cousin, Yusuf, Ukeoma was very young and an innocent. Unlike Dr. Jonathan, they were not contesting against you. Yet, when they were killed, part of Nigeria was killed with them; the same Nigeria that you are now angrily campaigning to rule. Yusuf and Ukeoma were not alone. Six other innocent Youth Corpers were also murdered in Bauchi, where you Buhari, polled 1,315,209 votes (almost 82 per cent), defeating Dr Jonathan who scored 258,404 votes and did not even hit the 25 per cent mark. The corps members were reportedly chased to a police station where they sought refuge. But the rioters, who were raving mad with bloodlust and chanting “Sai Buhari”, overran the station and murdered the young Nigerians in cold blood. So, Gen Buhari, as you can see from the Bauchi result and it’s aftermath, your supporters even shade blood when you win; still you have no qualms. Today, you are prancing around the nation, arrogant and angry as usual, behaving like you have already won the election; and thus setting up another bloodletting if you are not announced winner. The story of Obinna Okpokiri is as heart- wrenching as Yusuf’s. The 27-year-old was butchered and burnt to ashes, in the service of his fatherland. Okpokiri’s own circumstances were as gruesome as they could be. He had run to the Corpers’ Lodge as the rampaging ‘Sai Buhari’ rioters targeted Youth Corper polling officers recruited by INEC for the election. As painful death loomed, the young Nigerians contemplated fleeing to the barracks. But they were not lucky enough. Your ‘Sai Buhari’ supporters caught up with them, slaughtered and set them on fire. Like Yusuf, these innocents are human beings and future leaders on the last laps of fulfilling their national duty before moving on to a bright future. But it was not to be because, in your name, Gen Buhari, they were slaughtered, sliced, soaked in petrol and scorched. Reduced to ashes in minutes and in the most callous fashion by those that are not better citizens or humans than them. General Buhari, while you are now busy inciting another violence, please bear in mind that in 2011, your supporters turned violent in whole 12 northern states as they burned the homes, vehicles, and properties of innocent Nigerians, some of whom are also Muslims and Northerners like you and my cousin Yusuf. Your ‘Sai Buhari’ supporters also targeted and killed Christians and members of southern Nigerian ethnic groups, who were seen as supporting the PDP, and they burnt churches across the north. One particular attack in Bauchi stood out as most heart- breaking. According to Human Rights Watch, on April 17 in Giade, a rural town in northern Bauchi, ‘Sai Buhari’ mobs attacked youth corps members in the town. The Corpers, who were mostly from Yoruba, ran to the local police station to seek refuge, but the mobs stormed the police station. The mob killed the police officer on duty and burned down the police station. They raped two of the female youth corps members and then hacked them to death with machetes, along with five male youth corps members. In total, rioters killed ten youth corps members in that town alone. A lecturer at the Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria, Kaduna State, described to Human Rights Watch how a mob of Muslims chanting “Change, Sai Buhari” attacked and killed several Christian students, a Christian lecturer and four Muslim students suspected of being PDP sympathizers on April 17: He said “Between 10 a.m. and 12 p.m., they entered the school chanting slogans and shouting: “Where are the Christians and Muslims that supported the ruling party?” They had painted their faces black and were shouting that they needed “change”, the Congress for Progressive Change campaign slogan. The mob had all sorts of weapons – machetes, sticks, and clubs. They started breaking the glass on the buildings. The students ran away but the mob pursued them into the staff quarters and they had nowhere to go. The mob beat them to death. The lecturer they killed was Yoruba“. Finally, Gen Buhari, let me end this letter by asking you this question: When are you going to apologize to me, to Yusuf’s aged parents, to Ukeoma’s parents, to parents of all innocents murdered by your brainwashed supporters, to Nigeria and to mankind? And here is Yusuf again, asking you from the grave: “Gen Buhari, why why”? |
In france we don't toast girls, girls toast us, if u think i'm lieing ask paul pogba, momodu sakho, lassana diarra and Bacary Sagna... I love my france, le francias et tres beaux reves |
kosby001:Hello mr Man, dere's no point in wat u r dragging @majekdon has said it all, evry graduates are entitled to jobs in Nigeria, so u sudn't deride dose who eventually gets the job, just pray any1 in ur family to get to the top so he can help u all when d need arise... Naija ain't smilling |
post like this make me feel all igbo pple are so stewpid and senseless, for crying out loud how long wil u kip parrotting ur goddam cesspit singing and psalming marginalization hymn in a foreign land just to gain public sympathy? From kano to kaduna to Lagos, the same tales of marginalization... why can't you go back to ur cockroach invested hamlets and improve the economy there, instead of crying wolf in a foreign land? Igbos growup! |
Funny PDP propaganda, just 3, 000 and they are jubilating... APC until wole soyinka dye his gray hair |
abok.i is now northerner, nairaland n word censoring... smh |
Buhari puttin on a fisherman's cap... Politics na bastard
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Truckpusher:pls wat is selfie? |
On a more serious note who is Tichidi kukere? We most definitely don't know him in Argungu whr am currently fishing |
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who are these pple? we dont even know them in Burkina Faso... |
:DPls who is orezi? Cos I schooled in Scandinevia ![]() |
Collynzo9:christmas day Bombing at madalla niger state, suleija bombing etc... |
pls mods I'm on my knees i'll appreciate it if u can move this thread to FP... Help a brother as God will help u in all ur endeavours... Thanks in anticipation |
Abuamam:powerful contribution brother, i love ur inteligence prowess... More power to ur elbow |
Abuamam:Thanx so much pls can u tell me more about ALI BIN SABA? |
Thanx so much pls can u tell me more about ALI BIN SABA? |
I quite apprec8 all ur contributions so far, I realy enjoy most of ur comments... Pls I wil apprec8 more if we can all argue constructively and not bashing on one another, let's respect each others faith |
Dear Friends kind regards I have been doing some research on the various World religions and this includes Islam. Upon researching Islam, it is said that Prophet Mohammed is the messenger straight after Jesus Christ. St Paul was mentioned as the foremost messenger after Jesus Christ's ascension into Heaven. WHAT IS THE ISLAMIC VIEW ON ST. PAUL? I have heard differing things from differing sources and now I am bringing my enquiry here. If you could help me with this question I'd appreciate it. Thanks in anticipation |
[quote author=Cutehector4u post=27828564]I swear i ddnt read anythn here..... Lol same hia |
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This scammer. Will be like "I'm generating traffic for my Site/Blogg"... #Ndiara Lubbish!
Question for the flat headed Amala eaters
I quite apprec8 all ur contributions so far, I realy enjoy most of ur comments... Pls I wil apprec8 more if we can all argue constructively and not bashing on one another, let's respect each others faith