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PoliticsRe: Anenih Is New NPA Chairman by Olaone1: 7:56am On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Baba God I thank you for bringing me to the front page once again..

Accept the glory, praise and adoration.. You are worthy to ßξ praised, honoured and worshipped..

In Jesus name, Amen!!![/quote]Funnyman
PoliticsRe: Anenih Is New NPA Chairman by Olaone1:
My Goddd. I don dey hear about this man for at least 20 years.



In other climes, they recycle only domestic waste, we recycle inept politicians.
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Olaone1: 1:13am On Dec 20, 2012
Seun, goodnight smiley
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Olaone1: 11:50pm On Dec 19, 2012
freecocoa: Eh! and my man is here sleeping.

*Taps him and says*
Wake up honey, you have an obligation to these b**bs.
Squeeze as hard as you can, suck if you have to sef.smiley

Yeah just like that, ah oh that's nice.
E-helpers are here if the guy is a heavy sleeper. wink
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Olaone1: 11:46pm On Dec 19, 2012
Tolexander: hmm!
Why those gurls dey vex anytime we try press the thing with style for secondary school then self? E be like say them no know say we dey help them to prevent breast cancer.
Ope o! opportunity don show cos we don gat medical reason to dey press dey go
smiley
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Olaone1: 11:42pm On Dec 19, 2012
firestar: Smh undecided
grin


Seun is viewing as well. No codes to crack? grin
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Olaone1: 11:40pm On Dec 19, 2012
Girls have deserted this thread.
dhtml: I have saved many babes be that o
Me too oooooo cheesy
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Olaone1: 11:38pm On Dec 19, 2012
Now, you're talking. More experiments like this, please.

Yori yori wink
FamilyRe: Golden Eagle Snatches Kid (Video) by Olaone1: 9:41pm On Dec 19, 2012
Mods, please move this thread to Jokes Section. undecided
FamilyRe: Golden Eagle Snatches Kid (Video) by Olaone1: 9:39pm On Dec 19, 2012
TravelRe: HOW DO YOU LICK A MAN'S PRIVATE PART by Olaone1: 8:34pm On Dec 17, 2012
Na wa o undecided
FoodRe: Whats Your Favourite Sea Food Meat? I Love Sea Food by Olaone1: 8:14pm On Dec 17, 2012
armyofone: my fav:

Wild Alaska Salmon
Rough head fish
Mussels
Sainsbury's
FoodRe: Whats Your Favourite Sea Food Meat? I Love Sea Food by Olaone1: 8:13pm On Dec 17, 2012
And mackerel.
FoodRe: Whats Your Favourite Sea Food Meat? I Love Sea Food by Olaone1: 8:11pm On Dec 17, 2012
Prawns and fresh salmon (good ones from Scotland and South America). Sweet!
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by Olaone1: 11:47am On Dec 16, 2012
[quote author=ola_pluto]Smells like MI6, feels like MI6, sounds like MI6. Royal insult from a bloody non royal blood, you know it won't go unpunished. The people who killed Diana surely should be investigated.
Reading the statement from the hospital board is enough for me. That was a statement written in a rush to affirm suicide, but one wonders why will suicide come after a prank call. Well done the boys at Vauxhall.[/quote]Just follow comments on UK mainstream media. Every comment about M16/Royal family culpability was blocked.

They all know what happened.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by Olaone1: 11:41am On Dec 16, 2012
chaircover: I read about it today. Such a sad sad thing to happen to this nurse and I feel for her family and loved ones. I dont even think the nurse was being disciplined because it was a genuine mistake on her part and its really unfortunate that she took it so seriously.

I also feel for kate and William because this is a sad thing to happen during such a happy event.

Sad event all round sad
Bet they are laughing at this comment over bubbly.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by Olaone1: 11:38am On Dec 16, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Wow! This is just. . .Wow!! undecided

The woman obviously had some serious psychological issues and this was just pushed her over the edge completely. . .the poor thing. May she RIP and God give her family the fortitude to bare the loss.

Now about the DJs. . . angry angry angry[/quote]Believed it . . . . hook line and sinker, Sisi?
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by Olaone1: 11:34am On Dec 16, 2012
weaseloo: There you go, I instantly thought the same thing - M16 in action.
Those DJS better go into hiding or create protection for themselves because they might be next....
Exactly.


Suicide my balls undecided



They concluded she had to go. Shikena!
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by Olaone1: 11:34am On Dec 16, 2012
Rossikk: And many Nigerians are so naive as to take the British media at their word that it was 'suicide'.

Just like that!

If it was Nigerian media spinning such a yarn you'll be the first to pounce on them and accuse them of a cover-up. But the white media make a claim, no matter how silly and outlandish, and you lap it up without question like dumbitos. You only have brain when it comes to Nigeria. When oyibo enters the equation you turn mugu.
Thank you jare.

Many posters here need to be taught Monarchy 101.
CultureRe: Nigeria Most Influential Monarch by Olaone1: 7:34pm On Dec 15, 2012
Harjibode: Where. Is OonI of Ife
I don't know.
Surely below Alaafin.
PoliticsRe: FG Drops Planned Refinery Projects ! by Olaone1: 7:25pm On Dec 15, 2012
undecided
PoliticsRe: Adeboye Prays For Goodluck Jonathan 2012 by Olaone1: 7:23pm On Dec 15, 2012
o su mi undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Olaone1: 2:24pm On Dec 13, 2012
tomakint: True talk Pastor, dem never see anything!! The truth is, Pastors in this age have been blessed beyond the wildest imagination of any critics, more Private Jets will definitely flow, You never see anything cool
You are lost already!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Olaone1: 2:15pm On Dec 13, 2012
tomakint: Your are lost already!!!
Your lineage is lost. Mule!

Effing sheep!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Olaone1: 1:44pm On Dec 13, 2012
Let me borrow Sagamite's fav word: Wale Oke is a person! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Olaone1: 1:42pm On Dec 13, 2012
MAYOWAAK: “How can an Ayo Oritsejafor, who has to minister around the globe, pastor a very large congregation in Warri, a[b]nd still attend to critical national matters in Abuja[/b], if he has to keep waiting at the airports, in a system where nothing is predictable? Our critics should, please, note that more of us are following the trail of the like of Adeboye, whose wealth and affluence has never stopped him from being a true shepherd of the poor and downtrodden, in true humility, simplicity and godly sincerity, a shining example of true Pentecostalism and Charismatic wisdom,” he said.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/business-package/2012-10-29-11-36-27/taxation/item/755-expect-more-jets-wale-oke-lashes-out-at-critics
Critical national matters for Oritsejafor? This Wale Oke is high on skunk! Or some strange flaming student cocktail lipsrsealed.

SMH
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Olaone1: 1:26pm On Dec 13, 2012
The same Wale Oke who engaged in extra-marital affair in the '90s? undecided
PoliticsRe: Politics Section Poster Of The Year 2012 - Katz, Gbawe & Naptu are finalists by Olaone1: 6:48pm On Dec 09, 2012
OAM4J: I wish to again apologise on behalf of the moderators to all and especially to afam4ever for not being very clear with the rules regarding this election. We didn't check his ban log until it was pointed out to us.

Please believe us sincerely, there is no ethnic agenda to it. We would have let it slip but for precedence as Jarus earlier explained. In Politics Section, we do not just honour the best Contributor/Poster, but we also want to encourage posters to be forum rules abiding and civil in their conversation. Am sure many of you will agree with us that this is very important in Politics section considering the battle we fight daily.

I hope we will let the matter rest and move on with the election.

Once again our sincere apology.

OAM4J
Co-Moderator
But this is unfair.

Why? Why? Allow him to contest then. sad
PoliticsRe: *~ Katsumoto Voted The Politics Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations by Olaone1: 6:36pm On Dec 09, 2012
Katz




But, like Jarus said: Naptu2 is a silent quality.
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo: The Church Last Paid Me In 1987 by Olaone1: 3:54pm On Dec 08, 2012
He has effectively informed Covenant sheep members that he owns the uni - 100%.


Where are your tithes and offerings? L'o ba tan undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo: The Church Last Paid Me In 1987 by Olaone1: 3:51pm On Dec 08, 2012
Funny stuff.

Too many 7s in his story.

198[b]7[/b]- salary stopped
199[b]7[/b]- ministers knew about it
200[b]7[/b] - sheep members were informed.


Olorun wa o, mr pastor lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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